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12:02 AM
@hichris123 so, funny thing... We'd kinda decided months ago that this would be a good idea, and then... Got overwhelmed by stuff & forgot until it came up again in the THC.
 
12:23 AM
Morning
so I did a thing
I just made the repository The-Quill/StackNews on GitHub! http://ift.tt/2aI3JgA
 
user315433
Nice. These are the newest questions, right? Not active ones.
 
newest questions, yeah
when I tried sorting with activity it just kept bumping the big stuff
 
user315433
I can get the same list with Stackexchange.com/filters but yours is mobile friendly.
 
@Quill I keep scrolling and just miss reading the footer. ;-)
 
user315433
There's a FR somewhere in my previous message, but nobody's working on se dot com, it seems.
 
12:33 AM
@JonEricson it's a pretty standard "I don't own this stuff" message along with my link
 
user315433
I think Jon meant that a footer and infinite scroll don't play together well.
 
@Quill I was mostly kidding. I don't seem to enjoy infinite scroll as much as other people do.
 
Meh, it made the interface easier, I suppose
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs oh yeah..... I had to put the "I don't own it" claim somewhere
 
user315433
On about page accessible via hamburger in upper right'
 
meh, it's just an easy SPA, no need for hamburgers
I'm reading the 404 logs and there's always weird traffic:
[17:03:70] FourOhFour - Attempt at path: /w00tw00t.at.ISC.SANS.DFind:)
[18:18:84] FourOhFour - Attempt at path: /blog/
[18:53:65] FourOhFour - Attempt at path: /wp-content/themes/tdpersona/css/font-awesome.min.css

Growing pre-seed startup seeking unicorn javascript guru /…

Catalant

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Posted on Stack Overflow Careers on July 26, 2016

Careers for devs unicorns
 
12:55 AM
Not sure how a unicorn operates a keyboard, however.
 
1:09 AM
emacs probably has a unicorn mode
 
1:19 AM
Of course.
 
1:30 AM
Docs drama still on-going?
It's been a while since I regularly visit MSO...
 
@Portal Do you even need to ask?
 
Kind of. I'm not following the progress of Docs since public beta.
 
Yes
Yes it's still going
It'd be easier for us to just tell you when it isn't going on
 
Ok. I'll be waiting for that time :)
 
Hmm, being a Mentor sounds fun
 
1:41 AM
gotta beat being a Mentat.
 
user315433
Another thing that filters can do is track only selected meta sites, though a lot of clicking is required. There's a ready to use filter for All Meats, but selecting only preferred 148 meats required clicking each...
 
I think my local butcher does meat filtering
 
user315433
Sounds plausible. Butchering is what meta sites are about.
 
Butchering is what chat is for. Meta deals primarily with the more refined process of meat-cutting.
 
Fat trimming, perhaps
 
1:49 AM
 
user315433
Kisses are uncomfortably placed..
 
2:09 AM
> superglue
That's a bit out of place
 
user202362
2:26 AM
legs are surprises ... interesting ...
 
user202362
I like how that unicorn got rainbows, stars and sunshine in the same body, I conclude that it has been drawn by a person with very little logical sense or maybe slightly deluded
 
2:43 AM
@Quill Pretty sure it's placed too high.
 
user315433
2:57 AM
Uh... Whose idea do you think Docs was, @JonH. It ain't like CMs or accountants or salespeople or execs are sitting around thinking to themselves, "y'know what would really make my life better? Decent programming docs." This was Kevin's idea, and he's dedicated a pretty big chunk of his last year to making it happen. You don't have to believe that, and y'all can continue ignoring the past 11 months of discussion regarding it in favor of your conspiracy theories if you want... But I don't have to pretend to take them seriously. — Shog9 ♦ 6 hours ago
 
user315433
Now I wonder who came up with the idea of Teams.
 
user315433
And Developer Story.
 
user202362
stop being sarcastic
 
user315433
Out of the three, Documentation was the sane one.
 
user202362
I agree
 
user202362
3:00 AM
looking back ...
 
user202362
but looking back I could improve so much more too
 
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs Teams was Hynes, I believe. Don't recall who proposed dev story.
Folks have been talking about integrating profiles since before I joined the company though.
Probably should've happened years ago, would've been less double-work.
 
user202362
I think SO/SE chats are social network, even though the main sites themselves are not
 
Eh...
Social, yea
Not very networky
 
user202362
social hubs?
 
3:13 AM
Oh, sure.
If "chat rooms" ain't fancy enough for ya
 
@Shog9 Well, it's good that it got done sometime...
Speaking of, how's the roomba proposal and new nav coming along?
 
New nav?
 
Yeah, that thingy on SO that y'all proposed like a year ago that I'm beta testing...
254
Q: Let’s improve our site navigation

Sklivvz A Release Candidate has been announced A.k.a. the 2015 Questions to Answer Refactoring Konversion (QuARK) A.k.a. the great cheese move of 2015. TL:DR; we are looking to change the navigation of the question lists on the site. We are not looking to remove any functionality or break any ex...

 
Ah. On hold :-/
 
:( I figured after seeing no updates for 8 months...
 
user202362
3:19 AM
I mean I don't get the idea of social network, is it a theme that makes it easy for spammers?
 
Maybe I should turn off the beta then. It's decent but there's still work to do.
 
user202362
so instead of spamming immediate surrounding, it can spam outside it's immediate reach?
 
user202362
through the network?
 
hey people
 
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs that's really awesome
Professor just did some group activity that turned into a childish game of Mexican wave or whatever.... I wish they'd respect my decisions to act as a loner instead of forcing group participation
 
3:24 AM
@Telkitty ever been in a group of people who all apparently hate each other and yet still meet up at least weekly to share news and brag?
 
user315433
@Quill I try to. The most socializing thing I ever ask students to do is to introduce themselves (name, major, factoid) to the class. Is that acceptable?
 
user202362
@Shog9 difference to chats here?
 
user315433
There are optionally-group projects, in the sense one can do them individually.
 
user202362
@Shog9 sounds like a loserish amateur soccer team I know of, loserish because it lost 90% of the games
 
user202362
team mates hated each other apparently, still got around to play the season every weekend
 
user315433
3:28 AM
@hichris123 Either that, or delete your account. There is still work to do on pretty much everything at SO.
 
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs I get the feeling I'm in a small minority of people who are a little reluctant to have identity
 
user202362
people don't necessarily hang around with the people they love all the times, sometimes they have to hang around with people they hate because of common goals
 
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs The latter is a little extreme? ;) No, I mean more of annoyances vs. the old nav, things that work terribly (going back in your browser takes you to page 1 no matter what page you were on), stuff like that.
Where if it might be fixed in a month, it would be okay -- but if there's no timeframe for a fix, might as well use the tried-and-true version.
 
user202362
I am amazed that spammers still have not found the existing of the chats ... or maybe people on chats are like mobs, any random spammer into the room would be hacked to half death
 
@Telkitty sounds like most workplaces
 
user202362
3:31 AM
precisely
 
@Telkitty except there's a rep req to chat... And significantly less eyes
 
@Telkitty You need rep for chat. That's too much effort for spammers (well, at least most of them).
 
user315433
As for new roomba rules, I somehow forgot why I thought they were important. Maybe it was because Triage seemed important.
 
Plus Chat is painful to code for
 
user202362
I temporarily forgot about rep requirement ~_~
 
3:33 AM
Oded mentioned interviews the other day, I wonder whether we can steal a new dev for the nav
 
user315433
I suppose sklivvz will return to it after finishing whatever he's coding now... Didn't seem to be docs, probably one of two other expansions.
 
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs Takes care of boring questions so meta whining decreases.
 
user315433
Boring questions get most of their views long before they are roomba eligible. After that, nobody looks at it anymore. If nobody reads a post, does it really exist?
 
That depends on how many rows one question takes up in a DB
 
4:12 AM
Jesus **** christ
I have food poisoning
 
Maybe a spammer can help?
What did you eat
 
211 up, 48661 down, all now in limbo.
 
user202362
Conceptually heaven is above, hell beneath, so where exactly is limbo, is this where the world has some 5th dimension and souls got stuck?
 
Is this supposed to be some deep question?
 
Wouldn't that make earth limbo
 
user202362
4:25 AM
in an alternative universe, yes
 
I have a beautifully covered copy of dante's inferno on my shelf at home, I'm yet to read it
 
user315433
@Shog9 most are on deleted posts, so why not nuke all
 
user315433
Ugh, CHQ doesn't seem to have flaggers right now.
 
Apparently people went to sleep. :(
 
user315433
And Aussies went to work or are on vacation
 
4:33 AM
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs not enough of them.
 
user315433
In any case, the loss of downvotes wouldn't cause any distress to users, whatever the number
 
user315433
Community site profiles claim that it has no other accounts on the network. Meanwhile, they all link to the same network profile. And that profile shows only Area 51 account.
 
5:04 AM
 
Sometimes, you feel sad because you can't build any spamcastles.
Sometimes, you can build slightly smaller spamcastles though.
 
5:25 AM
Did @Quill get a new profile picture?
 
in The Nineteenth Byte on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, yesterday, by Quill
i try to get around to it whenever i don't loathe my identity
 
FYI @Quill there's a better trashcan you should be using: chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/info/658/trashcan
 
I know about the trashcan, got some context there?
 
Somebody said it in TL already, but it invites people to the trash and almost tells them that their content is trashy. Trashcan is more of a "silent cleanup" kinda thing
 
5:42 AM
Bah
an hour of throwing up my guts later
 
@Magisch huh? Why? You sick? :(
 
2 hours ago, by Magisch
I have food poisoning
 
Yeah. Got a doctor's appointment in 3 hour.s
 
@Magisch good luck... I hate throwing up. Really really. Feel well!
(prefer pains, etc.)
 
I hope its nothing serious and just some bad food
 
5:53 AM
@hichris123 yeah, here is his previous... ;)
 
@ShadowWizard ew stalker
 
haha
Always look behind you, @Quill :P
@Magisch yup. I once had it for three whole days from bad food... thought I won't survive....
 
@Quill Most times you don't want to invite people to the Trash though. Their conversation was terrible and they should feel bad, but then they're just going to either complain or continue it in the Trash.
mSO is a lot more active now due to Docs.
 
@hichris123 if they continue in Trash, I'll just mutekick them
Anyway, there's some relevant conversation on that lot in TL
 
user202362
6:27 AM
still no reply from the building certifier - I guess if you only realised that you were wrong after someone kept on reminding you to check for your own mistakes multiple times a day, you would be really busy too!
 
user202362
reminds me of a telco had this phone message for people who waited on the other side of the phone line: 'our helpdesk is so popular ...'
 
@hichris123 is it good or bad?
 
user202362
I guess if you kept on making mistakes, your helpdesk personnel would be very 'popular'
 
user202362
if you are dumb and slow and always make mistakes, you would be very busy
 
hmm... maybe create a separate meta for Documentation? @hichris123
 
7:05 AM
ordered some pizza and time to play Life Is Strange Chapter 2 :D
 
user202362
my 2 chickens have not been laying eggs, they are getting fat & fluffy, so they changed feathers, now are more like self moveable soft toys
 
poor @Tel...
 
7:25 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with a link in answer, link at end of answer: Company suggests another position after being rejected - how to pivot my application? by applicant tracking system on workplace.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
If I travel around the world, it's partially because I want to meet people, not pokemon
 
@Telkitty people can be not nice.
 
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user202362
7:42 AM
@ShadowWizard tell that to facebook
 
user202362
or any social network
 
user202362
personally I think people are nicer in real life than on the internet
 
@Telkitty ewwww, people ....
 
user335633
hi
 
o/
 
user335633
7:47 AM
how be you good people?
 
You'd have to ask them. But I'm doing fine. How about you?
 
user335633
lol! I am doing very well!
 
user335633
so, what is new and exciting with all?
 
Documentation on SO!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Because we acclimate to the slow rate by urwaman on webmasters.stackexchange.com
 
7:54 AM
@Bart can you look with your glasses at this.
 
Why is that question even on Meta SE?
 
user202362
@Bart you come here because of people in this chat room, don't you?
 
@Bart that is another good question, you're sharp today
 
@Telkitty the people in this chatroom are here in spite of me. Let's not turn things around, shall we
@rene anyway, nuked the answer. The question is there since 2011, so meh.
 
thx
 
user335633
7:58 AM
the legend of Bart is known far and wide
 
What's the Legend of Bart?
 
user202362
@Tropiks wide butt bart?
 
O... oh....
It's indeed black.
 
user335633
lol - that and much much more
 
8:00 AM
One of these days my activity in this room is going to come up in public or in a job interview or something ...
 
Someone's flagging spam forwarded by chat feed....
The message's got removed, all is well.
 
@Portal here is a better one
/cc @Derpy ^
 
user202362
glass wearing swordsman ...
 
Someone is annoyed with me: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/329643/… Did I miss anything there in my earlier comment?
 
user335633
woah!
 
8:08 AM
@Bart nope. OP just pissed off from all the downvotes and closing of his question.
 
@ShadowWizard fair enough. I won't respond then. Not sure I agree with the close votes, but he's moving towards a rant anyway.
 
@Bart true, best moving on. :)
(silently if possible. ;))
 
@ShadowWizard I can try, but I do always make a distinct waddle sound.
 
@Bart as long as it's not the sound of breaking glass, we're all good. :D
 
@ShadowWizard ..........
 
8:18 AM
:(
eating dots
feeling sick
 
user335633
dot-itis
 
..---.-...--...
 
 
user202362
@ShadowWizard ?
 
8:34 AM
1 hour ago, by Telkitty
my 2 chickens have not been laying eggs, they are getting fat & fluffy, so they changed feathers, now are more like self moveable soft toys
 
user202362
I love fat fluffy chickens
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: Can real straw be used as a natural drinking straw? by Johnson Joseph Rozario on sustainability.stackexchange.com
 
@Telkitty oh, I thought you were sad due to no eggs
sd k
 
user202362
I love free range eggs, but I love my chickens too
 
@Telkitty so ask them nicely to lay eggs
 
8:52 AM
@ShadowWizard The curse of the HM:WL goat is upon your chickens!
 
9:06 AM
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Mission of the day: discover if ARM Templates support something really advanced like ... copying a vhd file to the same storage account...
 
Copying files is so ... 2015 ... who needs files if all went up in smoke the Cloud?
 
9:21 AM
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So the doc pumped out my stomach and prescribed me painkillers and antibiotics
the guy at the company food truck is probably fired now. 8 more people from my company called sick today for food poisoning
 
9:45 AM
@Magisch wow that is bad...
 
welp, since the doc suspects a bacterial infection transmitted via the food, I'm forced to be at home until monday
 
@Magisch man, that is nasty ...
 
@Magisch well enjoy the forced time at home... Will you at least get paid?
 
Meh
Its very unpleasant
@ShadowWizard Yes
 
9:51 AM
All sick leave (which is mandatory to be unlimited) is paid
You need a doctor's note when calling in sick though
 
@Magisch wow... Here first day is without any pay, further days are only 50%
 
I have some setup at home though so I can at least privately work on my app :3
 
I've heard similar stories where everybody gets sick after a company dinner, basically shutting down the complete operation for a couple of days
 
@ShadowWizard Well, the state mandates unlimited paid sick leave and 25 (23 for apprentices) days PTO every year here
Its "only" 8 9 including me people
the company running the food truck will most likely get a health audit
 
Yeah, rightfully so
 
9:54 AM
they're doing some lab testing to find out what bacteria if any it was
I hope its nothing bad because that could mean getting quarantined for another week or two, which would be unfortunate
 
What did you eat?
 
A sandwich with tomatoes and balsamico vinegar and lettuce
I'm not too mad at the food truck people though, mistakes happen and stuff may get contaminated. If there are systemic problems with that company the audit will find them
Besides, my healthcare is covered by insurance anyways
 
10:14 AM
@Magisch hmm... weird. Well, feel well! :)
 
10:53 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Long file path returning 404 for "hello.htm" by Luisa on serverfault.com
 
11:03 AM
Currently in trend: Pokèmon GO and SO Docs... PokèDocs.
 
@Portal ...or Docs GO
document as you walk!
 
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sd k
@SmokeDetector k
 
11:19 AM
I am starting to think that the developers all around the world should unite in an Illuminati stile secret society.
After all, humanity today can't hope to survive without devs...
so, why should the clients be the one dictating all the rules?
WE are the wizard, you should be grateful.
 
because people with money like to get what they want
 
No more jumping hops to try to achieve foolish request. You need us, you adapt.
From now on, all buttons will be gray with black text
no more round border nonsense.
 
that's why places like SO are the top of the industry
Instead of serving normal users, you can serve people in your industry
And then you know what they want because it's what you want
 
And about dates... you will live with MM-gg-YYYY. Forget timezones, we will launch the "Universal Internet Time" and that isn't going to have timezones.
Rise, fellow developers! Break the chain of the oppression those UI-single-minded clients have bestow upon us for too long. They need us. They will have to adapt to us. No more "ui should be 20% nicer" stuff.
 
12:13 PM
 
12:34 PM
thx @nicael for reminding me to delete vote ... ;)
 
12:53 PM
@rene why not sd 2k?
 
Matt Sherman on July 27, 2016
We believe (and developers tell us) that job seekers should be empowered with as much information as possible when looking for a job – especially salary. So we ran an experiment on Stack Overflow Jobs to see if the evidence would support it.
 
user315433
The title suggested the post would have a long list of salaries starting from Joel...
 
@Feeds huh! so it was A/B testing... really wondered.
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs in our dreams... this won't happen, and I doubt the transparency will really be transparent. More likely it will just give a wide range, and still each employee will have a personal contract with a different salary.
This can't really be changed, some people are simply worth more.
 
1:09 PM
@ShadowWizard blackout?
 
user315433
Speaking of money, after all those rounds of investment, what's next for an 8-year-old Internet company that's not quite profitable yet?
 
Payback time!
Or not?
 
user315433
A sale? An IPO? Staying private and trying to turn a profit?
 
Donate it do the users?
Or, an IPO with special privileges for users?
 
@ShadowWizard point is: everytime I got the ads with a salary indication I went: meh, that is not enough. I only clicked once or twice because I wondered if that ad was super tuned to my location and another one was for a customer I once worked for.
 
1:14 PM
@rene oh. Poor @rene :D
 
user315433
A sale to Microsoft would sort of make sense. They bought LinkedIn, so the Careers / "developer story" part fits in. MSDN could be totally replaced by SO then. And .NET Docs could be integrated better.
 
@rene lol, well I never clicked anyway. :)
 
IPO? Inter Provinciaal Overleg? that will kill it, for sure
 
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs maybe in 6-8 years, but I don't think it will happen before. SE is trying to stay private, and be awesome.
 
I set up a search in Jobs to only show me posts with salary information. It's been helpful.
 
1:16 PM
Documentation is a huge gamble, but who knows...
 
@Andy as in: you clicked on less stuff?
 
I've clicked less stuff, but the stuff I have clicked on has been much more useful. I hate reading a job posting and then making it to the very end and seeing "Salary range of $30-$40K"
Now, I can filter out jobs that I don't think pay enough before wasting time
 
@ᴡᴏʀᴅs interesting idea. I'm pretty sure at least on some sites this would lead to major upset though.
 
user315433
Besides SO, few sites if any matter.
 
1:21 PM
$86,000 base salary is too good...
 
@rene haha
 
Yes, I had a half-sentence, "it's likely not very important" in the original.
 
@Quill that outcome doesn't sound familiar to me ...
 
user315433
@Feeds We talk about grade inflation in higher ed... looks like it's not a problem, if the graduates will be graded on the scale from B to A+++ later.
 
@Portal Why do you say that?
 
user315433
1:24 PM
Depends on country / purchasing power parity.
 
@Quill there's no appropriate skillset for me
 
user315433
Nothing about smiting stick mastery.
 
I never fully understood the notion A+.
 
@Bart maybe we should FR a "floating pair of glasses" role for Jobs
 
@Andy I can only compare to my existing job in my country, perhaps I was too underpaid.
 
1:25 PM
Better "Chief Star Collector"
 
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user315433
In Data Science skillset, the items are regular webdev things, plus "Data Mining" and "Machine Learning" which are left undefined.
 
Final delete vote needed here @rene @Bart
 
user315433
> We recognize that 5 is not a mathematical maximum, but in practice no one scores higher.
 
user315433
Also, 0 is not the minimal value for that formula.
 
1:31 PM
@ShadowWizard done
 
user315433
I still like balpha's grading scheme more. Imagine some manager or VP going through Triage review, where the items are employees.
 
Almost forgot why I came here: could anybody tell me what's the standard way on meta.se to signal that some feature-request in fact was completed? I flagged the post, some time ago, like yesterday, but so far to no avail. (Or is flaghandling on MSE generally slow?)
 
user315433
Flaghandling on MSE is generally slow, and it's slower still when the Team are "walking around with their hair singed" (Ana) from Documentation.
 
user315433
Oops, slightly misquoted; the source was chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/21?m=31225487#31225487
 
I usually answer the question, possibly with the date and screenshot as proof... but it only works to "close the FR as answered". Sometimes SE Devs will add the tag when they feel like doing it.
 
1:37 PM
Thanks. It's not really urgent, of course.
 
1:48 PM
@rene thanks!
 
@quid just allow for 6 to 8 days before a flag is handled
 
user315433
The developer calculator can also be used for my position, by setting the skills to 0 and entering the number of years since the beginning of tenure track. Almost exactly my salary. (No regrets though, the job's more interesting.)
 
user202362
I can sense the bitterness ...
 
user202362
It's like you were talking about eating a sugar coated bitter medicine
 
user202362
'oh looking, it tastes like sugar!'
 
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