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12:00 AM
@404 Hmm. I apparently upvoted that post. It’s kinda old though... did it ever get implemented, @Shog?
 
not yet
holy crap that's old, I should do that.
time flies when you're covered in time crap.
and all the time maggots you can eat
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, mostly non-Latin body, mostly non-Latin title: 办理英国毕业证书Q微744043126办理杜伦大学毕业证成绩单学历认证Durham by soso1515soso on english.stackexchange.com
 
The answer is lemonade. — WS2 4 mins ago
sd 2k
 
12:51 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Shortened URL in answer: Measure output power of a solar panel by Jim Grant on electronics.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, mostly non-Latin body, mostly non-Latin title: Q\\微[869520616]办理NYU文凭证书美国纽约大学毕业证成绩单学历学位认证NewYorkUniversity by zxcfvgbhn01 on english.stackexchange.com
 
 
1:07 AM
@Shog9 Do you need a reoccurring ping about this? ;P
Mar 21 at 0:46, by hichris123
@Shog9 Well, here's a complaint for ya... or maybe more of a gentle poke: has any more consideration been given to your roomba suggestions? ;)
Jan 14 at 23:49, by hichris123
Although since you're here, might as well ask about the roomba solution you proposed a year and a half ago, @Shog9. Is that still in the "gathering feedback & data" stage?
May 3 '15 at 16:19, by hichris123
@Shog9 Whatever happened to your roomba proposal?
Hmm, I guess my pings became more frequent in the past few months. :P
 
user315433
1:19 AM
Juan Garza got a promotion: he is now not just a CM, but also the International Team Lead
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, mostly non-Latin body, mostly non-Latin title: 办理美国毕业证书Q微744043126办理哥伦比亚大学Columbia毕业证成绩单学历认证Columbia University, by bigbig8899 on english.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
I didn't particularly appreciate YF's contributions on Math, when he was active there, so didn't really feel the loss when he left...
 
user315433
> Math.se is the anomalous site. It is inundated with boring homework questions that keep repeating in an annual cycle. I personally ran away from the site with disgust, and I wouldn't want the same thing to happen here. meta.cs.stackexchange.com/a/1156
 
Getting pretty tired of sinospam on ELU.
 
user315433
1:34 AM
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it's not in English. — jimm101 7 mins ago
 
user315433
Looking at the bright side, an opportunity to educate ELU users on spam handling
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, mostly non-Latin body, mostly non-Latin title: 办理美国毕业证书 Q微744043126办理芝加哥大学毕业证成绩单学历认证The University of Chicago by bigbig8899 on english.stackexchange.com
 
1:50 AM
@Shog9 Any chance you could please restore the CJK block on ELU?
Well, C at least.
 
user202362
 
2:09 AM
@Telkitty Don't you not have those?
 
user202362
those refer to ...?
 
user202362
raccoon, cat? dry cat food?
 
coons
 
user202362
 
user202362
nope
 
user202362
2:19 AM
there are possums near where I live, slightly dumber, but do pretty much the same thing - living in your roof, stealing your food while possible
 
@Telkitty Got possums. They can't see well, and aren't apt to kill a cat like a coon.
 
user202362
different kind of possums :p
 
user202362
 
user202362
Australian possums are marsupials
 
American possums are marsupials.
 
user315433
2:29 AM
mmm, donuts
 
user202362
wtf, look what I have found on the internet (doesn't reflect my own opinions of course) ... :p
 
user202362
 
That path is a bit dubious, because they extend further west than that.
@Telkitty You realize of course that the bald eagle could crush you.
The bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus, from Greek hali "sea", aiētos "eagle", leuco "white", cephalos "head") is a bird of prey found in North America. A sea eagle, it has two known subspecies and forms a species pair with the white-tailed eagle (Haliaeetus albicilla). Its range includes most of Canada and Alaska, all of the contiguous United States, and northern Mexico. It is found near large bodies of open water with an abundant food supply and old-growth trees for nesting. The bald eagle is an opportunistic feeder which subsists mainly on fish, which it swoops down and snatches from the water...
> up to 4 m (13 ft) deep, 2.5 m (8.2 ft) wide, and 1 metric ton (1.1 short tons) in weight.
 
user202362
what is it trying to do though? getting fish from the river? :p
 
user202362
2:39 AM
Personally I am not a big fan of marsupials. Look at this creature, just look at it:
 
user202362
 
@tchrist yeah, prolly... One sec.
 
Thanks.
 
user202362
It's a bandicoot, it might look like a giant rat, but it's a marsupial & there are a few of them in the backyard
 
@Telkitty Looks like a pouch potato to me.
@Telkitty We got coots too.
 
2:44 AM
@tchrist ok, just copied the title expression from SO since... Presumably if it ain't causing problems there in the past 5 months it'll be fine on most sites.
 
@Shog9 Cool, thanks.
> Take one coot, cleaned. Put a brick in the cavity. Season well with salt, pepper, and garlic. Place in a large casserole dish. Add 3 cups water to dish. Bake, covered, 12 hours. Add 1 bottle white wine. Return to oven for a further 12 hours. Add 4 chopped onions and one more bottle of white wine. Bake another 12 hours. Continue adding 1 bottle of white wine every 12 hours until the brick is soft. Then discard the coot and eat the brick.
 
user202362
 
Pretty mean coot you gotcherself there.
 
user202362
it's a spur winged lapwing
 
Nice.
Seriously?
Bigger than a killdeer, or any other plover I've ever seen.
 
user202362
2:50 AM
 
runs away
 
user202362
don't you love birds that born with extra weapons?
 
user202362
3:49 AM
:(
 
user202362
all quiet
 
user202362
even smokey is on holidays (so it seems)
 
user315433
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 22 hours ago, by Brock Adams
Giving up spam for Lent...
 
@Telkitty Just as you say that, a post was reported in Charcoal HQ.
 
user315433
4:05 AM
> This system is extremely complicated, and there does not seem to be any one source of documentation or any one given person that knows how it works. Sometimes I wonder if the SE team themselves know how it works! -- Jason C, one year ago today.
 
user315433
(Answer: probably not)
 
This happens every day in the WHOIS inbox for Stack Overflow (and related domains): https://t.co/MZqkz8WSJW
 
4:24 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: http://staytodetoxandcleanse.co.uk/hydroplenage-cream/ by user522775 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
4:46 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: A Considerable Guide To Acne Treatment by jimenezfrank on askubuntu.com (@kos)
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: There are various diets to pick from by Serenarmartinez on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
5:16 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Skin Care Review dust by Monica Furst on workplace.stackexchange.com
 
5:35 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: What Is product Made Of? by sulliu juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
5:56 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Protects skin against future signs of aging, by mariaturnerr on english.stackexchange.com
 
6:22 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Ciello Ageless Cream by ericawilson0 on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to show Schwartz class function is rapidly decreasing? by qwqd on math.stackexchange.com
 
6:41 AM
@SmokeDetector k
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Skin Care Tips for Healthy & Glowing Skin by doloresrml on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
If any 20k MSE'er see this, NAA that need 2 more delete votes: meta.stackexchange.com/a/277385/152859 /cc @rene
sd k
Slow day for spam hunters...
 
7:23 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: Limit your workouts to no more than four by HallSmith12 on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Why is being "upside down" on a mortgage so bad? by broixballot on money.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Why is being "upside down" on a mortgage so bad? by broixballot on money.stackexchange.com
 
7:40 AM
is this smokedetector a bot?
@SmokeDetector hello
 
!!/help
 
@JeffreyBosboom I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.
 
oh i see :)
 
 
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9:00 AM
only one more day to wait....
 
user202362
 
9:19 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: FIFA gamer is to command the set pieces by memorygame on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
9:34 AM
Soooo..... I have this Site Collection with a nice "My Workitems" link on the quicklaunch.
Should I change it to "My Little Workitems" as an April Fool trick next week?
 
9:48 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: I strongly endorse that you provide a try? by Vernice bandi on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
10:05 AM
oh, nice, Ponies won the leading image on this page on Tv Tropes?
 
10:36 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Which is the best software of marketing? by Ishani Saneja on superuser.com
 
10:47 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Viarexin the globe in some cases or even by user40298 on money.stackexchange.com
 
11:44 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Rating Skincare Products - Which One Gets Maximum Score? by varshipen on security.stackexchange.com
 
12:36 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: http://naturalsmaleenhancement.com/nucific-bio-x4/ by Nucific Bio X4 on arduino.stackexchange.com
 
 
1 hour later…
1:56 PM
very slow day I see.
not much more going in the other rooms either.
 
Or maybe everyone is offline to avoid last minute spoilers for tomorrow premiere.
 
what's tomorrow?
 
MLP:FiM season 6 premiere.
 
2:22 PM
man. i dunno if I can handle the excitement.
first wonder woman now MLP
 
2:37 PM
Should I host crap on github.io?
Minecraft launcher crap?
 
2:57 PM
479
A: Change private static final field using Java reflection

polygenelubricantsAssuming no SecurityManager is preventing you from doing this, you can use setAccessible to get around private and resetting the modifier to get rid of final, and actually modify a private static final field. Here's an example: import java.lang.reflect.*; public class EverythingIsTrue { sta...

Woah
 
@jan I know it is spam but how do I flag it as spam? — jantje 2 mins ago
This is tragic
 
lol
@JanDvorak Cleared
What?
 
the smokey message
 
Chinese answer to a Chinese spam question
I think
I did cast two spam flags there
 
3:36 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Did Shree Hanuman have a child from Raavana's daughter SuvannaMaccha? by Anil Arora on hinduism.stackexchange.com
 
false positive, I think, though the answer appears to accidentally use a bad word --^
 
I also thought it was false, but I was unsure
 
4:00 PM
Today's xkcd comic (Captain Speaking):
 
user315433
4:12 PM
3
Q: Community has 5 rep?

ErikI just noticed that the Community user has 5 rep instead of their normal 1 rep. Is this some weird bug or normal/expected behavior? If it is normal then what is the reason to give Community more rep on Meta. Note that Community only has one rep on our main site and on Meta.SE.

 
user315433
Weird. It's only on their meta.
 
user315433
4:37 PM
Amazon helpfully reminded me that animuson's birthday is in two weeks... but he's not even pingable here anymore.
 
5:17 PM
@Shog9 Looks like the Chinese spammers have wised up to the title needing not to be Chinese.
 
@tchrist added rule for body.
 
@Shog9 Thanks loads.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Is this comparison of wedge tailed eagles and bald eagles accurate? by lincoln on skeptics.stackexchange.com
 
5:34 PM
 
5:54 PM
sd 2k
 
 
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7:26 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Wordpress video plugin that looks like this by Daniel on wordpress.stackexchange.com
 
7:38 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: QT/C++/ 3D Visualization expert by Second Bridge on freelancing.stackexchange.com
 
 
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user315433
8:41 PM
Achievement unlocked: replied to an email using the suggestion by Inbox, no editing.
 
Boop boop boop.
 
 
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user315433
9:43 PM
[status-mwahaha] got 125 rep on Русский язык
 
10:20 PM
I'm on the road. Going to the middle of nowhere. Michigan.
 
10:34 PM
@bjb568 Don’t Tavern and drive! Though the legality is probably fuzzy for cats.
 
@AlexisKing Who knows, maybe he has a self-driving car. :P
 
10:48 PM
The hour of happiness has arose.
 
user315433
70 minutes until 30-365 roomba runs.
 
11:46 PM
@hichris123 arisen?
 

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