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12:02 AM
@Braiam Why are you trying to highlight cats?
 
eeeeeeeeek
what happened
 
dunno, probably a router issue... I cannot ping 4.2.2.2 anymore
  7.|-- ae-31-51.ebr1.Miami1.Leve  0.0%    10   62.9  63.7  62.7  65.0   0.3
  8.|-- ae-2-2.ebr1.Dallas1.Level  0.0%    10   67.8  68.2  67.6  68.9   0.0
  9.|-- ae-81-81.csw3.Dallas1.Lev  0.0%    10   62.6  63.0  62.3  64.6   0.5
 10.|-- ae-3-80.edge2.Dallas1.Lev  0.0%    10   63.6  65.9  63.6  78.1   4.3
 
wait wut
No I mean chat just went down and that almost never happens
 
The whole site didn't respond for about 30 seconds for me
 
exactly at the same time I cannot ping 4.2.2.2, that's not coincidence
 
12:05 AM
I still can
 
your packages pass through Dallas?
 
probably not
I'm in Korea
 
you go trough california then
 
@Doorknob I saw that too.
That moment when you script a reboot of the entire web tier in the wrong data center...
ahahahaha
 
@TinyGiant maybe it was nicael
 
12:07 AM
@hichris123 rofl :D
 
@Nick_Craver ah, so that's what that was.
lol, the whole company noticed.
 
hahahahaha
 
lol
I seriously had the thought that nicael would bound in and brag about his manipulating of a 'bug' that causes SE to stutter..
 
he may be struggling to bound at the moment
hard to bound with your foot in your mounth
 
so, sort of an awkward hop?
 
12:14 AM
yeah, like that
 
lol - so how did his foot get inserted between his mandibles?
 
Clearly he is a skilled contortionist
 
Absolutely - quite a bit of flexibility to get into that position, let alone maintain it
 
Quit making small talk in my tavern!
 
what sized font do you require for it not to be small talk?
 
12:22 AM
Messages can only be pointless if they are a) argumentative, b) self-deprecating, c) ur mom jokes, or d) posted by a bot.
@santiago 20rem
 
is that all?
 
20vmax if you like
 
darn, all this time I was thinking @santiago was @hichris123
 
@bjb568 special!
@Braiam am not that good!
 
> @Braiam is not that good!
:p
 
12:24 AM
self dprecating enough?
 
uh… yes… you're special too
 
awwwwww
 
@santiago no, you're not that bad. ;P
 
@hichris123 are self-deprecating my self-deprecation?
what the? I need coffee
 
heh
 
12:28 AM
So, today, I was able to walk 4km without stopping
 
so, you also play ingress....
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: How do I display images without starting X11? by simotek on raspberrypi.stackexchange.com
 
@Braiam eh?
 
@santiago are you in chili?
Santiago (/ˌsæntɪˈɑːɡoʊ/; Spanish pronunciation: [san̪ˈtja.ɣo]), also Santiago de Chile [san̪ˈtja.ɣo ðe ˈtʃi.le], is the capital and largest city of Chile. It is also the center of its largest conurbation. Santiago is located in the country's central valley, at an elevation of 520 m (1,706 ft) above mean sea level. Founded in 1541, Santiago has been the capital city of Chile since colonial times. The city has a downtown core of 19th century neoclassical architecture and winding side-streets, dotted by art deco, neo-gothic, and other styles. Santiago's cityscape is shaped by several stand-alone...
 
that's where I was born
 
12:29 AM
Yes, see, I did memorize, uh… 45% of the latin american country capitals…
 
@bjb568 why?
 
I got 45% on a latin american geography quiz…
 
I know most of the capitals of the countries of America and Europe, and that knowledge is just incidental since there were important events on those places
 
Heh, you follow news?
 
@Braiam Without looking what is the capitol of canada?
 
12:34 AM
@TinyGiant Quebec
@bjb568 and no
 
Ottawa
 
@Braiam … then what important events?
 
@Braiam Quebec is a province/state - not a city
 
user259867
@bjb568 olds
 
@santiago Wait, you mean Kansas isn't the capital of the US?!
 
12:36 AM
@HomegrownTomato history‽
Y U IZ BREAKZ?
 
@hichris123 fraid not
 
*'fraid
 
@santiago My life has been a lie.
 
@hichris123 awwwww
 
Next you're going to tell me that Australia isn't the capital of the UK...
 
12:38 AM
By my advanced inductive reasoning+, santiago is a cake.
 
LOL
@bjb568 what type?
 
So is Washington DC then the capital of Texas?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: Goodman GM100 Failure to recycle by Bob Killam on diy.stackexchange.com
 
And Russia is not the captiol of Ukraine
 
@SmokeDetector ignore-
 
12:39 AM
@santiago This type!
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector I thought phone detection in body was discontinued?
 
and StackExchange is not the capital of New York?
 
@TinyGiant In Russia the capitol ukranies you!
 
lolz
 
@bjb568 nom nom
 
12:40 AM
@santiago I thought Stack Exchange was the capital of Earth. Oops.
 
@hichris123 it is, but NY is special
 
@hichris123 Stackexchange is actually the capitol of the universe
 
@Shog9 is an emperor!
 
I am NOT a penguin
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12:42 AM
Although I do have a Tux cap from back when it was drawn in The GIMP and didn't look creepy
 
> We all went into the woods with pens and pads of paper and ate hallucinogenic berries we found to come up with ideas. Someone suggested two equal signs followed by a greater than sign and we all burst into uncontrollable laughter.
 
@Shog9 that's what a penguin normally say
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> The laughter was followed by intense philosophical introspection into the nature of symbols, and how it's weird that we draw two parallel lines for the equal sign, and how it's fun to think about how they decided which symbols went on the standard keyboard. As the effects of the berries wore off and we started to walk back, we looked at the ==>
> symbol we had written down and thought about how it all fits together with the abstract architecture of the universe, and how it strikes a chord within us that gives a calming sense of harmony with the world.
I hate you, chat length limits.
 
@hichris123 the chat length lmits hate everyone
 
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12:47 AM
stop that! my browser cried! you ar acting like a certain frozen devotee
 
Yes, really
 
not even that much text…
 
I was responding to your really? not agreeing with santiago
 
and I was being sarcastic
 
i guess that's what the respond button is for
 
12:55 AM
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meh, no big deal
 
such bork
 
perhaps 'confusion'
 
No, 'Confuse!'
 
lol
 
12:57 AM
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such confusion
 
Confuse!
What are we confused/confusing about again?
 
"total confusion"
 
idk
 
@TinyGiant we are confused about if @Shog9 is a penguin or not
 
12:59 AM
I'm pretty sure he's a penguin
 
There is no room for confusion.
Penguins eat herring.
I eat sardines.
 
Red herrings perhaps?
 
aaaaaaaaaah! he is a brown bear!
 
I think he would be a Gentoo Penguin though
 
slander!
 
1:00 AM
What you're not the quickest of your kind?
 
@hichris123 wait, even if we didn't make the primary?
 
@Undo I... think so? But you already have swag, so...
 
@Undo NO SWAG FOR YOU!
 
@hichris123 oh, this is a swag equality operation? :(
 
heh
 
1:03 AM
Is everybody done for the day, will I get my email replied to on monday?
… and does my bonus pic give me extra swag?
 
It's 9pm in NYC. That'd probably be a good guess
 
its 11am tomorrow here
 
it's 7:04pm here
 
it's the time where I should stop chatting
 
1:04 AM
*19:04
 
No, 1434762342
 
1:19 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Choice Winning Product For Every Skin Type by Hogg Evelyn on askubuntu.com
 
No, 1434763227010
 
That's not a linux timestamp... that has occured yet
11/02/47435 @ 8:50pm (UTC)
that's a long way off yet
 
milliseconds!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: SOMATODROL is the end product by chacoozi pixel on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
spam
 
1:24 AM
BTW, you should change your picture to a kitten or something from the gangster rabbit. It'll fit your username better.
 
It's a baller mouse
 
It's a gangster rabbit.
wiki:baller mouse
What is that?
 
It's a mouse, which is a baller
 
@TinyGiant 1434763582
is epoch
 
Baller may refer to: == People == Adolph Baller (1909–1994), Austrian-American pianist Frederick W. Baller (1852–1922), British missionary Jay Baller (born 1960), American baseball player Kristian Baller (born 1984), Welsh rugby union player == Media == Ballers, an HBO television series NBA Ballers, a video game == Other == AMT Hardballer, a handgun A slang term for a basketball player...
 
1:27 AM
 
Basketball player?
 
A "baller" is a term which a poor black man from the a low-income neighborhood uses to describe himself
 
@Dronehinge Me, when it ships!
 
1:29 AM
The picture is a banksy though
 
You could make this one your pic.
It's a liger cub.
 
But much bigger than a rat
wheres my smokes?
 
@TinyGiant But much kewler.
 
found em, afk
 
tastes like chicken
 
1:32 AM
status-no-repro
 
@Dronehinge hallo
It's iMac.
 
it's eyeMc
 
eyeMc Donald had a farm e-ah-e-ah-yoh!
And his chicken sandwich is yumz!
 
@bjb568 it was indeed
 
back
 
1:36 AM
What'd you do?
 
smoke
 
That fast?
 
read whatever gets posted on this chatroom
 
it was short
 
5m?
minus overheads?
 
1:37 AM
Ok, ok, I only had half, I don't have that much will-power
 
Half of what?
Did you notice my last 6 messages are questions?
 
a smoke, no
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in body: Message too long for RSA error by user3801693 on stackoverflow.com
 
> this made me impregnate my girlfriend
!se meta soundcloud onebox
 
1:44 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: The biggest problem that I have with products like that by Bouchramulder on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
Doesn't require flash now anyway. — bjb568 6 secs ago
@Braiam pretty good
Get new friends. — bjb568 8 secs ago
lol, corrosive environments…
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: This product is characterized by devastating muscle by balla karola on meta.stackexchange.com
 
And so starts the mSE spam of today.
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
spammers name is "balla karola"? is he watching the tavern?
2
 
GP edit… weird
@Dronehinge Shog sees all… so Shog is the spammer?
 
1:56 AM
@Dronehinge lol
Did you know that canadians invented the method of converting crude oil into kerosene?
 
no
does GC, mem is freed!
 
back then everyone was using whale oil. this is what you get when you listen to music on youtube, then a random documentary starts playing
I'm out
 
2:15 AM
@TinyGiant soundcloud...
through they suck for discoverability
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: In I this honey way to well for him by Usman DiL003 on superuser.com
 
@Braiam … but that's what's important.
Anyway, I found some good stuff from buba youtube.com/user/bubaproducer/videos
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IDLE MISSING IN MY UBUNTU by user3615806 on askubuntu.com
 
-2
Q: is there an advanced software for making macro units (web bot)?

malainineguys is there a software that allows you to make some inteligent macro units . not just record and replay . know what i mean ? like making a macro that verify's everything as its programed to do . for example using IF and ELSE statements ?

Any bots around?
 
Current situation: Everything is micro-optimized because speed is the only thing I care about in the highlighter now.
 
2:29 AM
And how fast is it?
On a 2010 netbook?
 
Goal: Load md-html in 400ms (including page parsing, CSS application, etc)
Non-DOM currently does it in about 650ms.
And the old version is like 10s :p
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Get Skin Care Tips And Tricks by johna than on meta.stackexchange.com
 
> I have oil bouncing like and I think about that I'm and I also have chain the exfoliating ones
You have oil bouncing like what?
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
@hichris123 I think body: "I have an oil-bouncing-like and I think about that I'm"
 
… ah, doesn't everyone?
 
2:41 AM
yup totally
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Wrong especially to NC part artery by Owendve Owen on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
Unusually active for a Saturday early morning (UTC).
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Money and how much money has by Ethel Lopez1 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
It's fun watching spammers registering more and more ...facts domains and tripping on the same filter.
 
2:58 AM
shhhh
 
user259867
> We're headed out from the colo - last time for #milehighops. Stack Overflow read-only is up in Denver. Bye bye cage. pic.twitter.com/WzbHhVYYIE -- Nick Craver at 7:33 PM - 19 Jun 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
> I owe my high school English teacher an apology. It turns out that diagramming sentences is useful after all. #NLP -- Bill the Lizard at 4:53 PM - 19 Jun 2015 via Twitter cc:@bjb568
 
Howdy y'all. Got a spam post flying under the radar - y'all want to nuke it? stackoverflow.com/questions/30949638/skin-care-spam-please-flag
 
3:09 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: SKIN CARE SPAM - please flag by Ethel Lopez on stackoverflow.com
 
@EdCottrell don't edit spam please; just flag and move on.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Best exfoliator for sensitive skin by Lisa Hilton on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu
 
@Doorknob [:3598064] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@HomegrownTomato Never learned that.
But it's essentially what I'm doing with JS :p
NLP is natural language processing?
 
3:11 AM
Yes.
 
user259867
Yes. It's easier with JS, an artificial language with a spec.
 
user259867
What's the RFC for English, anyway?
 
bjblang has a spec!
Of course it's only in version 0.0.4…
 
Now that age is somewhat believable.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: POST request from Android like request from site by whack on stackoverflow.com
 
3:18 AM
@SmokeDetector yeah.... bad
 
user259867
This comment is also offensive, but... the language barrier. stackoverflow.com/questions/30928720/…
 
that is pretty offensive
and it honestly looks like the user is trying to phish
 
@bjb568 More like -0.0.4...
 
Hm… how's that work in semantic versioning?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: u just feel squeaky corny when you come ou by minha inacha on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
3:30 AM
Spam trending toward R rating... aren't they worried about losing the audience under 18?
 
sd tpu-
 
Isn't R for 17+?
 
"Users don't read" is a truism for sure... However, few users who don't read will exit the ban no matter how cleverly we phrase this message. — Shog9 ♦ 11 mins ago
 
The Motion Picture Association of America's (MPAA) film-rating system is used in the United States and its territories to rate a film's suitability for certain audiences, based on its content. The MPAA rating system is a voluntary scheme that is not enforced by law; films can be exhibited without a rating, though many theaters refuse to exhibit non-rated or NC-17 rated films. Non-members of MPAA may also submit films for rating. Other media (such as television programs and video games) may be rated by other entities. The MPAA rating system is one of various motion picture rating systems that are...
 
you should just swat those messages onto their faces
 
user259867
3:33 AM
Yeah, I was thinking of NC-17. Which goes by R or 18+ in some countries.
 
Lots on drupal... same spammer?
 
> Restricted – under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian
 
user259867
U.S. version of R is a milder restriction.
 
There's way to much emphasis on language.
> The MPAA does not have any explicit criteria for sexual content other than excluding sex scenes from G rated films.
ohkay…
Anyway, that wiki article seems very well written.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Protecting an applescript script by David on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
3:39 AM
@SmokeDetector naa, tripped on "brain power"
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp- nike, and edited
 
3:57 AM
 
1
A: What's wrong with this migrated post revision link?

Shog9Someone got too clever with merges and migrations. The solution, as usual, is to delete everything. Done.

 
user259867
@SmokeDetector edited
 
user259867
4:11 AM
Three years ago today: Let's stop displaying a user's accept rate by Bart on meta.stackexchange.com
 
Wow, that was Bart?
Good job, @Bart.
 
@HomegrownTomato a taverner did something for the greater good... and that one was Bart!? what kind of quixotic dream I'm having right now!?
 
Oh hey I remember when accept rate was a thing.
 
user259867
ur old
 
user259867
@Braiam That's from the good old days when Tavern was a bit more ... constructive, with people like Pops hanging around.
 
user259867
4:15 AM
These days it's more of "burn the place down".
 
Ah.
When'd it start its decline?
 
@HomegrownTomato Ah, I remember those days too. reminisce
@bjb568 Uh, I'd say about when that weird jbj456 or something like that guy showed up.
 
user259867
@bjb568 We... didn't want to tell you.
 
oh, I don't know him
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: A Real Muscle Building Formula? by Stella Coombs on superuser.com
 
user259867
4:19 AM
blacklist candidate crevalorsite.com from ^
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: How to improves skin tone? by cintydista on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd 2tpu
 
@Doorknob 1. [:3598170] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. 2. [:3598167] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
:D @ProgramFOX is awesome
 
still, the colon
 
user259867
 
yuno!!/report
 
What's with jsperf.com? it's been down all day.
 
user259867
@Doorknob Smokey will report it in a couple of minutes
 
so why bother posting here?
 
user259867
Or whenever API queue for Unix fills up.
 
user259867
4:34 AM
@Doorknob So it gets flagged, I suppose.
 
@HomegrownTomato But it's going to appear soon anyway
 
user259867
Or not. It's been 6 minutes...
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu- about time
 
user259867
@Doorknob I believe it's called "a sneak preview"
 
user259867
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: issued wellbeing advisories against specific sorts of fish by jerryquitt on unix.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: After a while I found SOMATODROL by Lester Rajveer on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: I FOUND MY FRIEND'S MATCH BUT NOW I CANNOT HOOK HIM UP by MasterAjay569 on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
sd ignore-edited tpu-spam
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Q: Most confusing yet simple math problem ever

anonymousThis is a very interesting word problem that I came across in an old textbook of mine. So I know its got something to do with probability, but other than that, the textbook gave no hints really and I'm really not sure about how to approach it. Probability has always given me headaches but in fact...

Someone should fix that title... pokes @HomegrownTomato
 
user259867
4:54 AM
edited
 
cv-plz debug my code for me stackoverflow.com/q/30936121/3622940
 
user259867
@Unihedron it's self-answered
 
@HomegrownTomato and the answer is explanationless
I would downvote it if it wasn't a self answer.
 
user259867
Okay, so we have (1) OP who clearly did debug their own code; (2) an answer by another user that explains something.
 
user259867
The reason to close - ?
 
5:04 AM
Not a minimal example, it's "here it is, fix my bug" rather than "I found the bug, what causes it?"
 
in Unix and Linux on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 9 mins ago, by Faheem Mitha
I see spammers are using . Seems appropriate, somehow.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Connecting multiple ultrasonic sensors to one Arduino by Tony Stewart on electronics.stackexchange.com
 
5:27 AM
duplicate, but different only in that this one is unanswerable
 
Going to bed…
functions give me a headache, only thing where I need to go back and regroup prematched stuff.
 
have a good sleep, I'm out as well
 
user259867
 
:D
 
:(
 
@3дравыйСмысл Haha, good justice. I wonder if they'll return.
 
Night!
… it's late
 
6:17 AM
so, we lost our tomato :(
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How to Build Muscle and Lose Fat by janix eysa on unix.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IDENTIFICATION PLEASE. I SAW AN ANIME I CANT REMEMBER by CHas on anime.stackexchange.com
 
6:35 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Advise your label of this product to help each gentleman by morrison jasy on meta.stackexchange.com
 
6:47 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: what's many as reduces its quality? by moorejuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd 2tpu- - tpu-
 
6:59 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle Building Products - Are They Necessary? by Wosuj Yukahe on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu0
 
@Doorknob [:3598242] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
missed the - key...
 
7:16 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: How to claim ProLean Cleanse by Deborah Wilmory on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: So do you have below average sized breasts? by robin rast on superuser.com
 
user259867
blacklist candidate nordicmagazine.info
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: canvas.toDataURL() not working properly by mpla_mpla on stackoverflow.com
 
7:35 AM
@SmokeDetector ignore- edited after explanation from the OP
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: How to get muscular body? by Judith Overman on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: What are my expansion options? by dwdwd on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
7:56 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: javascript change '1434460015' to 'y-m-d' by Durga on stackoverflow.com
 
@bummi I constantly have to remind myself that you are not reporting complete sites...
 
@rene ??? did not get it
 
Can anyone tell me why do you need the manual report function?
@3дравыйСмысл heh, unsuspended.
^ o.O whats with that... name you have now...
Seriously, @kalim. As the answer works, why don't you click the checkmark for a year already? — nicael 4 mins ago
 
8:03 AM
@bummi in my mind it goes Bummi wants me to flag all answers on money.stackexchange.com which I immediately start doing...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: javascript change timestamp value '1434460015' to 'y-m-d' by Durga on stackoverflow.com
 
@SmokeDetector ignore-
 
@rene all bad ones you find :)
 
I'm on it... ;)
 
8:40 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: software center not working by hykang on askubuntu.com
 

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