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12:02 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: CSS Gradient animation not working by Benjamin E. Nichols on stackoverflow.com
 
It's nice how on SO you can just watch the score of spam/offensive posts ticking down as a dozen flaggers descend on them. :)
 
user259867
I considered that one to be more of an NAA, actually.
 
@NormalHuman cc @IlmariKaronen Reasons basically ignore capitalization.
metasmoke 'humanizes' them.
>> "non-latin link in answer".humanize
=> "Non-latin link in answer"
>> "non-Latin link in answer".humanize
=> "Non-latin link in answer"
>> "Non-Latin link in answer".humanize
=> "Non-latin link in answer"
 
user259867
Most of the humanists I know would capitalize Latin.
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@NormalHuman Well yeah, but it's a rude NAA, and flagging as rude/offensive tends to be a lot more efficient at cleaning up such crap than sending it through review and/or waiting for three 20k-ers to show up. Up to you whether you consider that a flaw in the system or not.
 
12:18 AM
@NormalHuman You capitalist
 
user259867
Speaking of the devil [capitals]...
 
user259867
Hi @UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE
 
Oops. Guess who forgot to use a whole boatload of CV reviews yesterday
 
user259867
I have Google calendar events to remind me of approaching 0 UTC and 3 UTC.
 
12:22 AM
That's not a bad idea
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body: Python3 login program by Heimerdinger on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: RUNNING SPARC ASSEMBLY CODE by Shubhank Varshney on electronics.stackexchange.com (@PeterJ)
 
user259867
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Q: Toward a philosophy of Chat

Shog9TL;DR: The Problem This keeps happening in chat: Surprise at flags on vulgar messages. Language that would invariably get your comments deleted on the main site occasionally gets flagged and deleted in chat. Confusion reigns. Controversial topics leading to bickering and name-calling. Folks b...

 
user259867
12:37 AM
"Divergent evalution": either a fancy word I never heard of, or a typo.
 
user259867
Could be a portmanteau of evaluation and evolution.
 
Morning
 
Re. the 3rd point, I think expanding this might be the key to solving the current problem: "all moderation tools and privileges operate in all rooms and they will be used consistently to enforce a global, objective, not-room-determined code of conduct." I do think that code of conduct should be "if we'd delete it in a comment on Meta, we'll delete it here". — Undo 1 min ago
 
1:13 AM
I do wonder how Shog wrote that without spellcheck... I mean, was he using IE 9 or something of that age?
 
@hichris123 Blame the cat.
 
bjb?
 
He of course crafts his missives with /bin/cat.
 
oh. :P
 
I normally write without a spellchecker
which is why I type so slowly...
 
1:19 AM
How does that work now?
 
in fact, if I were to use one, I would hit several unknown words, since spellcheckers don't know how to properly construct a word (spellcheckers is on red...)
@NormalHuman Latin the language?
"More deletion" I wonder how would that work... — Braiam 9 secs ago
 
@Braiam flags for deletion
 
user202362
I mean, I feel embarrassed by my dumbness, but ... I got slightly confused between hichris123 & tchrist :p
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Describe a large integer by Zerris on puzzling.stackexchange.com (@Doorknob)
 
@chmod666telkitty Pink. Yellow. Pink. Yellow. Pink. Yellow.
(or is it more purple?)
 
1:35 AM
fuchsia topaz fuchsia topaz fuchsia topaz
@hichris123 Pink is one of the purples.
 
... did you take like color identification 400 in college or something, @tchrist?
 
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A: What is 'pink' and what is 'magenta'?

tchristAll Pinks Are Magenta—and All Magentas are Purple Pink and magenta have the same hue. What distinction there is to be found between magenta and pink lies along other axes than that of hue. All pinks are magenta and all magentas are purple, and by extension, pink is a purple. However, it does ...

 
so yes.
;)
 
Das sagst du.
You're a very fast reader.
 
rather I scrolled quickly and saw a long, thorough answer with complicated images.
 
1:44 AM
They're color-coded. :)
 
I'll actually read it when I have time (read: 30 minutes).
 
luckily I had some background about saturation and hue which made that answer easier to read
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Hidden pass of wallet by Pablo on security.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector f haha
 
@Braiam You make no attestations of brightness, I see.
 
2:07 AM
@tchrist I normally drop brightness just enough to being unable to notice the difference
 
2:29 AM
> BUG: Gorlaks strap weapons and shields to their HEAD
> Closed: by-design
 
2:45 AM
> For instance, there's a (bronze drum) with a value of -1514894182☼, and a («bronze piccolo») valued at 505606394☼. I have not managed to persuade the traders to part with them yet.
 
user259867
3:09 AM
@SmokeDetector f
 
user259867
Communication with the mods who have been inactive about why they were inactive probably would go a long way. — casperOne 20 mins ago
 
user259867
Quite disenchanted w/ @StackOverflow. It's #1 for Q&A, but everything else around it seems unnecessary, excessive, or bureaucratic.
 
user259867
And the follow-up tweets.
 
3:25 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: COUNTDOWN TIMER RETURN THE VALUE OF BOOLEAN by Jude Bautista on stackoverflow.com
 
@NormalHuman Improvements have been promised for years... not sure whatever came of those since I'm not an SO mod.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: COMBINING IF SMALL STATEMENTS by pascal on stackoverflow.com
 
siiigh
 
3:53 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: State Diagram specification for a Turing Machine by strab on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Skin Care Strategies For Males - Start Looking After Your Skin Today by user531875 on superuser.com
 
4:10 AM
Spam O'clock. Night all.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Boost Your Brain Power Quickly by maxlame on askubuntu.com
 
boo
3
 
4:29 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Common Myths About Skin Care? by sawadrze on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: in offering extraordinary center alongside by chrismanjwm on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: promoter at this point! All things by chrismanjwm on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What is Muscle building? by DanMorgann on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What's Essential For Hard Gainers To Build Muscle? by Anarownyi on superuser.com
 
@NormalHuman Yeah, mod flags are rarely used for exceptions now.
Really the exceptional case nowadays on SO is a salvageable question.
 
4:53 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Microwave Dennis for them the I have come by Lara McGarvie on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
5:13 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Snow celebrate the imminent death of a glorious football by 4fifacoins.co.uk on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
5:32 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Same on cal gene because he engineered by yepauppa on superuser.com
 
sd 8k
 
So confusing, it looks like 8k = 8000
Night!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Everybody thank you so much by dyerali on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd 2k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Is this product a scam? by roseanjuriyam on askubuntu.com
 
5:51 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://crazybulkshop.com/ by Bigaanboo on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Online ORACLE OAF Training? by lipsisuki on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Known to crush the unwanted fat by laura randle on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Restore an iPhone from iCloud backup of newer iOS version by mirabelwolseley on apple.stackexchange.com
 
What is the Philosophy of StackExchange?
Can we have any blog/discussion on above topic?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: I don't mind and chichi hymns strong by Manzaia Pk on superuser.com
 
Is @SmokeDetector a Person/User or System?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body, blacklisted user: Treasure Hunter - Genie Returns! by 4fifacoins.co.uk on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
@Pandya It's a chatbot.
 
6:02 AM
@AwesomePoodles I didn't understand exactly can you tell some more info about (what is) chatbot?
 
A chatterbot (also known as a talkbot, chatbot, Bot, chatterbox, Artificial Conversational Entity) is a computer program which conducts a conversation via auditory or textual methods. Such programs are often designed to engage in small talk with the aim of passing the Turing test by fooling the conversational partner into thinking that the program is a human. However, chatterbots are also used in dialog systems for various practical purposes including customer service or information acquisition. Some chatterbots use sophisticated natural language processing systems, but many simply scan for keywords...
Right?
 
A Chatterbot is a (bad) kind of chatbot. Smokey is not a Chatterbot. Smokey only posts explicit kinds of reports or direct responses to user commands.
@SmokeDetector f
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW CAN I MAINTAIN MY BODY FUNCTION PROPERLY WHILE WORKING ON COMPUTER? by Pinky on health.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
@Pandya Running since 02:22:57 UTC (228 minutes)
 
@SmokeDetector Is Chatbot user or programme? @AwesomePoodles
 
6:14 AM
@Pandya Program. Are you a user or program? Getting a déjà vu / trollish vibe now.
 
@AwesomePoodles " déjà vu / trollish vibe" ?
 
Read that "Chatterbot" Wikipedia entry again and don't repeat questions.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Going to ever South consistent weight by rashikapoor on stackoverflow.com
 
ok thanks, good-bye
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: How to improve sexual performance by kenthrice on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
6:27 AM
sd 2k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Anti Aging Strategies For Working Women by Paszsloi on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: The Very Best Ointment For Skin Diseases by seyazinz on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd 3k
 
7:00 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: certainly when imbued additionally by Loren jurya on superuser.com
 
@Pandya Smoke Detector is a code (written in python), that use Stack Exchange API to automatically log in, then scanning the real time questions feed (not sure if this is done via API or screen scraping, @Pro can answer that probably) and if it finds something suspicious, i.e. matching "bad" patterns, it automatically post a warning.
That's about it - everything else is the interface used to interact with it.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted user: Ghaziabad Removal Agencies Focused on Help to make Moving Simple for Folks by Shikha Srivastava on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: We eat up given the best mind expansion? by Paulajurim on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Photoelectric and Ionization Smoke Detectors by juanstovalls on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
(P.S. Shadow Wizard is a chatterbot.)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Kontrollieren Sie Ihre Wimpern! by sebastianze on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: Trigger jenkins job when we received mail in outlook by Raxxor on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: There was a example when you just Ultra Ketone System by arl een on money.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Brain in order to metabolize acetylcholine by wthkardi mann on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
7:24 AM
press any key to continue
 
7:39 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Eating a variety of food is important when losing by RosasHyer11 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
sd 6k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: taking out mental weariness. Sponsor by irina juriyaum on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: sound life, you must pick a successful by irinajuriyaum on askubuntu.com
 
@JamesENL sure this user should be blacklisted??
Probably some early submission, followed by ninja edit.
 
@ShadowWizard Oh right sorry
 
@SmokeDetector why?
 
7:48 AM
@ShadowWizard Post - Contains 4 unique characters
 
@JamesENL User removed from blacklist (188052 on ru.stackoverflow.com).
 
How can I see the original source?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Ruby JSON tree to SVG by Bojidar on stackoverflow.com
 
8:01 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: How to convert DVD to MP4 to play on iPad Pro by lareinasamantha on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Its extended-headquartered method make the by edwardsjuriya on stackoverflow.com
 
sd tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: to the dermis, whether or not or not or not by ding juriya on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: broaden is an web particular reply by dingjuriya on stackoverflow.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Windows updates uninstalled MS Office by Office Setup on superuser.com
 
8:23 AM
sd gone
 
sd 2k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: free from hazardous chemicals and added by irina juriyaum on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
 
8:36 AM
how is he doing that?
 
@JamesENL looks like Smoky is bugged
Actual source triggering the alert: metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/post/10838
@Pro @Norm how exactly is this "few unique characters"? ^
Wait.. are you ignoring code blocks?
 
To be fair, that question is crap. If it contains a problem statement, it is in the title, which is not a valid place to put it.
 
@Sumurai8 maybe the Russian version of SO got lower standards
(so I won't flag such questions, leaving this for their users)
 
That doesn't make it less crap. :P It just makes them not close them if that is the case.
Sadly I don't speak Russian, so I can't really suggest an edit :(
/me scribbles "Learn Russian" on his todo-list-of-things-Ill-never-get-around-to-doing
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, repeating words in body: How To Join Comments With Posts by Michael Blurberk on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: [CTRL-C]==SIGINT. [CTRL-X]==? by imacake on stackoverflow.com
 
8:54 AM
well that one is correct: metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/post/10839
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Probioslim are very long beneficial since way by maalrahoo1 on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Hidden pass of wallet by Pablo on security.stackexchange.com
 
9:14 AM
sd 3k
(last one appears to be a troll)
 
Does (s)he live in a cave? That is usually a clear indication :)
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picks Shadow Wizard off the floor and puts him back in a chair ... wizards -_-'
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Online SAP BO Training from Hyd? by chutkyba on stackoverflow.com
 
You forgot "link in the end of answer", Smoky
 
9:23 AM
Moral of the story: the only way to ensure students are completing problems without outside help is by putting them in a controlled testing environment. — bjb568 4 hours ago
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Brain in order to metabolize acetylcholin by HerbertNix on stackoverflow.com
 
These questions get nuked too fast O_o
 
@Sumurai8 with thousands of users eager to answer new questions, that's to be expected ;D
 
:P
Now to figure out how to make this compile
 
9:41 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Online OBIEE Training IN INDIA by vinni12 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Probioslim have a trim by kaliebolie on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: 7 Tips to Maintain Better Work-Life Balance by Rahil Desoza on stackoverflow.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: How to troubleshoot yahoo technical issues? by yahoocustomerhelp on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
nuked
 
sd gone
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ShadowWizard Blacklisted user.
 
spam.
 
How? For uplay?
 
10:12 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: A great way to make weight stays down is to not by RosasHyer11 on stackoverflow.com
 
Hi people, just wanted to clarify. Id this a feature-request? It's a bug, right? Or am I confused?
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Q: "You are close to new privilege" - Where?

Dawny33In the activity feed of the Android app, there's this new milestone tracking and reminders with a "bolt" like icon, which says: You're close to a new privilege! < privilege details > at < rep count > While all this is OK, but how do I know in which SE am I close to that privilege? It ...

 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care Products That Are Most Effective? by dijihour on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO CONNECT MY IPAD TO A WIFI by David on superuser.com
 
@Dawny33 As @AdamLear has access to the code-base he can confirm that there is no code to achieve what you describe. That makes it FR as there is no code yet that can have a bug...
 
10:31 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Your unit is a alive provide Ultra Ketone by av ery on meta.stackexchange.com
 
10:56 AM
 
sd k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How can I set session variable with JavaScript by Digpal Singh on stackoverflow.com
 
11:15 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: improves reminiscence and mind? by jhonsycouria on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Ultra Ketone System the streets and rightist of pret by Wern Hum on meta.stackexchange.com
 
11:43 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: DNS changes automatically to porn site DNS by Mamedoff on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: random generated math quiz by Josh Shirtliff on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: paying little respect to the by edwardsjuriya on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: SAP FICO Online Training in INDIA by jayat89 on stackoverflow.com
 
12:14 PM
sd 3k
 
When your code contains comments such this one, it is not a good sign...
> // Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha
 
You might be correct
 
Yup
Though Google Translate isn't really helping
(except first word)
 
user202362
hopefully google's self driving cars will be better than its translator :p
 
lmao
Driver: Turn right
Car: Turning left
Driver: No, turn right!
Car: Now turning left
Driver: ...
 
Car: 360 degree no-scope detected. Shooting driver out of car in 3.. 2.. 1..
 
@Derpy actually it's no swear words at all!
> Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making
 
user202362
@ShadowWizard Actually, we don't really know whether google's searching engine is working even 60% correct. I mean, if there were 100 correct result, google might return 52, bing found 20 & yahoo 31. Google might be better, but it's searching engine could just be like their translator & we will never know ...
 
!!/coffee
 
@berserk brews coffee for @berserk
 
12:37 PM
yay!
 
user202362
!!/tea brownie
 
@Telkitty brews a cup of mint tea for @Telkitty
 
@Telkitty true, but usually it's correct. Sometimes the search terms themselves are ambiguous.
!!/tea for everyone please. Thank you!
 
@ShadowWizard brews a cup of lemon tea for @ShadowWizard
 
user202362
lol :p
 
12:38 PM
@SmokeDetector But I asked for everyone!
Oh, this reminds me. @Derpy your bot is still serving cupcakes?
 
@Cupcake isn't here.
 
in Shadow's Den, May 6 at 7:14, by SweetieBot
~ One cupcake on its way for @Shadow Wizard ....
 
@SmokeDetector No brownie? :/
 
We could choose what cupcake to order
!!/brown IE
 
cupcakes! \o/
 
12:41 PM
@ShadowWizard Eh, so that's what happened to it.
 
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. to what? The cupcake? It was never delivered, by the way.
 
@ShadowWizard Can bots eat cupcakes?
 
@ShadowWizard It is still on it's way
Don't be so impatient
 
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. no, they can only make them then stare at them eagerly, yearning to taste them.
 
@ShadowWizard Oh then I release my case.
 
12:46 PM
How can you release a case?
 
@ShadowWizard the bot? I stopped working on it, as now the bot account I use to connect to the chat when I am out of home (and don't really trust the network as secure) and don't want to use the main account
 
@ShadowWizard I was hugging it eagerly.
 
@Derpy I see. So why not creating a third account, for new bot? e.g. DerpyBot
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. oh, so the case is very lucky to be released! :D
 
Not likely, my grip wasn't tight.
 
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. oh, just eager?
 
12:49 PM
Eagest.
 
I must use IE? Boo
 
noooOoOO0
It's a trap!
 
@tchrist Unless they meant to share a free bacteria growth environment.
 
Those bacteria are not free: they are bound by the plastic shackles of their prison. Your job is to free them.
 
12:54 PM
@ShadowWizard because I was the only one to use it.
 
@tchrist Oh. Works like an SOS message I guess.
Conclusion: Bacteria can read and write.
 
so do chemicalz! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
I worked at a place where a colleague went around and asked everyone who owned a cracked egg that had been in the fridge at least a month. I thought it was to remind them to clean up their mess but after nobody claimed it she cooked it up for lunch.
 
I'm not literate. I just react with keyword buttons.
 
Over-reactive?
@PeterJ LOL, one month old?!
yikes!
 
12:58 PM
6 devs in teh tavern, @nicael wut did you break?
 
Yes. Angle strain.
 
Yep, she was definitely a "waste not want not" person lol
 
I hope she is doing alright.
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE maybe they prepare for a major change
Maybe they're going to remove the em again from line height.
@berserk well, in theory when you cook something, all the germs die.
But taste is something else, I guess
 
1:15 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care Pruduct for all person? by alexjhon1234567 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
@ShadowWizard Well, google search does return different number of results depends on the time of the day the search is being carried out. Also results from certain sites tend to be on the top, i.e. wikipeida, linkedin & Stackoverflow (not sure if it's because of the traffic). If the words searched matches exactly the domain name, then it will come on top too. High traffic sites ranks pretty high, so are the most searched... just a few observation I made.
 
user202362
But if you search for a specific thing that's not usually searched on, then you will notice the quality of the search by doing the search in different ways at different time.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: BINARY FILE FOR PERIODIC TABLE by jenny on stackoverflow.com
 
user202362
1:32 PM
lol, just noticed that amazon & reddit are ranked pretty high in alexa ranking but strangely their results don't tend to turn up on the top ... it's not because amazon sells things and reddit ... just not professional enough? :p
 
1:44 PM
 
@Telkitty well, we can't possibly know the exact algorithm Google are using for their ranks...
 
could someone take a look here?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: FTP Server via command-line by Bob Saget on superuser.com
 
sd tpu
 
@ShadowWizard [:4308245] Blacklisted user.
 
user202362
1:59 PM
@ShadowWizard I also know that if you keep on updating your site and get a lot of traffic, you site will rank higher :p
 
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