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15:00
>>cat I'm lonely.
!!poo
@TechExpertWizard I'm lonely.
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Hello, @sha! Hello, @Zoe!
Hello
@Mithical kaput
@sha Hello!
15:02
No associated word found for kapoot.
@FOX9000 kahoot
No associated word found for kahoot.
>>link kahoot quiz
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
@FOX9000 kahoot
15:02
@TechExpertWizard quiz (?)
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating finished (?)
Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating venus (?)
15:05
@sha Sorry I still haven't added the feature for hugging. I'll add it now ;D :) In the meantime, see what it can do right now!
tb coffee
@TechExpertWizard Brewing a cup of galão coffee.
tb wake sha
@TechExpertWizard Hey, @sha, wake up!
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15:11
The issue list is growing :blobsweat:
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
15:12
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
15:13
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
15:14
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found.
:(
tb say I have few commands
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating I have few commands
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating manually (?)
:D

Shadow messing around with TechBOT

3 mins ago, 2 minutes total – 31 messages, 3 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 5 secs ago by Shadow Wizard is Vaccinating

tb wake
tb wake me
R.I.P
15:18
@sha Sorry, stopped the bot for maintenance repairs ;D :)
7 feature requests, 16 open bugs, 8 backlog entries, 6 completed but unclosed issues, and one weird pull request with one clusterfuck of a conflict
Send help :')
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating The command you want to look up does not exist.
^^
The network overview is terrifying :')
Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard.
15:22
@Zoe Um, what network overview?
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating How'd you make that link?
@Zoe Um, I still don't know what you mean ;D :(
tb wake sha
!!poo
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My fork suddenly gets 4 branches with one hell of a merge
15:23
oddly satisfying
By which I mean terrifying
@TechExpertWizard No need to worry, I'm alive.
@sha Sorry, I stopped the bot for maintenance repairs, i.e. to add the feature you wanted, which is to hug someone else with the bot ;)
With COVID, that's the only way to hug....
15:29
Furbot does it better
No Furbot here though.
Where is it?
My discord too though ^^"
15:32
Nope ^^"
@sha @Zoe Um, what?
@TechExpertWizard what what? (i.e. what is unclear)
@sha @Zoe I mean what were you guys talkin' 'bout up there 'bout bots and Discord and Discord servers?
@sha And, also, this ;D ;)
@TechExpertWizard you know what is Discord?
@Zoethe1337Princess nice
15:35
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating compliment (?)
Hands got dry, going to put lotion. Cya!
This reminds me, @ber @ber where are you? @ber
@ber you have hand lotion?
What did you eat this morning? @ber
drags @ber by his legs to the Den
tb wake @ber
status-hand-lotioned-and-it-feels-good
Now can type without feeling the dry skin itching.
@Zoethe1337Princess why is this not in meta, I need it immediately
O.o
That can be arranged
gimme 3 minutes
probably less
Don't tell Nick
15:43
@sha If you need to wake @ber, I'll help ya ;)
@Mith @Zoe @sha Who's Nick?
Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating How can I not know Discord? I've got a Discord account and server of my own and I'm chattin' with @Vic over on his Discord server ;)
@TechExpertWizard OK, so Discord has all kinds of bots, the one @Zoe mentioned is one of them.
And that bot appears to be good in hugging. :D
And unlike SO chat, making them doesn't suck xd
@sha Meh, my SE chatbot's even better at hugging, once it's got its huggin' feature ;) I'm workin' on that one right now ;)
15:46
@TechExpertWizard Craver (perhaps?)
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating al (?)
@TechExpertWizard all depends how we measure a good hug... ;)
For me the more tight and powerful the hug, it's better. :D
@Zoe Suck? You mean gettin' rep into a bot? Well, yeah, that sure is hard on SO chat, but it ain't hard here on MSE chat, at least during the Winter Bash, 'cause I get to show off my hat, and now my bot's got 59 rep ;)
Rep isn't the bad part
The lack of an API is
@Zoe Well, there is an API ;)
15:48
There's a three-step flow to connect
No
There isn't
There's a few libraries that wrap around the user flow for chat, but that isn't an API
There's bunch of random stuff which are not even documented. @Tech
@Zoe SOBotics provides libraries for SE chatbots ;)
It's a shoddy websocket with a pain in the ass auth process
pain in the bum ;)
>>define define
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. transitive verb
- to fix or mark the limits of
- to make distinct, clear, or detailed especially in outline
- to determine the essential qualities of
- to discover and set forth the meaning of
- to specify (as a programming task) for a computer to use
15:50
@Zoe Well, yeah, it's kind of hard to make an SE chatbot, and there's no official documentation for how to make an SE chatbot, but @Vic taught me how ;)
>>shuffle {{define {{randomchoice {{read 8677793}}}}}}
Bot restarted after crash.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating There's a few libraries that wrap around the user flow for chat, but that isn't an API
>>randomchoice {{read 8677793}}
15:51
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating but
>>define {{randomchoice {{read 8677793}}}}
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating No entries found for that word.
>>define hello
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- an expression or gesture of greeting
15:52
>>define tech
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
2. noun
1. abbreviation
- echnical, technically, technological
>>define shadow
>>define wizard
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- shade within defined bounds
- a reflected image
- shelter from danger or observation
- an imperfect and faint representation
- the dark figure cast upon a surface by a body blocking rays from a light source
- a shaded part of a picture
- a form without substance :
- an inseparable companion or follower
- one that shadows as a spy or detective
- a small degree or portion :
- a gloomy influence
2. verb
- to cast a shadow on
- to cast a gloom over :
- to represent or indicate obscurely or faintly
>>define vaccine
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- one skilled in magic :
- a very clever or skillful person
15:52
>>define vaccination
>>define princess
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- a preparation of killed, weakened, or fully infectious microbes (as viruses) that is given (as by injection) to produce or increase immunity to a particular disease
>>define vaccinating
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- the act of vaccinating
- the scar left by vaccinating
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- a woman having sovereign power
- a female member of a royal family
- a daughter or granddaughter of a sovereign
- the wife of a prince
- a woman of outstanding merit
2. adjective
- close-fitting and usually with gores from neck to flaring hemline
>>define vacation
@Zoe There's a big chat backlog here ;)
15:53
@TechExpertWizard No entries found for that word.
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- a respite or a time of respite from something :
- a period during which activity (as of a school) is suspended
- a period of freedom from work granted to an employee
- a period spent away from home or business in travel or recreation
- an act or an instance of vacating
2. intransitive verb
- to take or spend a vacation
>>define 1984
@TechExpertWizard No entries found for that word.
>>define @Hans1984
Bot restarted after crash.
15:53
@sha I think we've overloaded @FOX9000 ;)
@Hans1984 crashed the bot
>>define @Hans
@TechExpertWizard No entries found for that word.
@sha Stop kiddin' ;)
>>define poo
15:54
@TechExpertWizard No entries found for that word.
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!!poo without wiping
15:54
~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
!!poo until it overflow
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@sha My bot'll be able to poo how much you want. For example, you can just write tb poo 555 to make it poo 555 turds ;) But I'm still workin' on it ;) But I'm sure this'll make @Hans happy ;)
@TechExpertWizard it will crash
There is maximum length for chat message
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating no
15:55
@Mithical reply (?)
@sha No it won't, 'cause it won't ;) As long as my bot's got the @Hans poo power, it'll be OK, and my bot does, 'cause I stole it from @Hans and now my bot's going to be the King of poo, not @Hans ;)
@Mithical who then?
@sha Well, I know the maximum length for chat messages, 'cause I was just kiddin' there ;)
@TechExpertWizard @Hans isn't King of Poo, he's the Poo Guru
@sha But didn't you say that @Hans is the King of Poo?
15:56
He doesn't command the poo, nobody can. :D
@sha lol ;D ;)
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Mith didn't reply to what you think they replied to, btw
@TechExpertWizard if I said, I was wrong. ;)
@sha Then I'm going to steal the Poo Guru powers from @Hans ;)
@Zoethe1337Princess oh, sec
LOL
15:57
@Zoethe1337Princess @sha Yeah, check what @Mith was replying about, they were replying to Craver ;)
@TechExpertWizard already (did)
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating experience (?)
@TechExpertWizard that's doable
@sha I know you already did, I was just tellin' you again ;)
@TechExpertWizard danke
15:58
No associated word found for danke.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating dank
@TechExpertWizard dusty (?)
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating tank
@TechExpertWizard mechanized (?)
>>link danke thank_you_very_much
15:59
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Link added.
@sha That's how you play WAG ;)
>>listcommands
Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, showlatest10, latestword, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *gameban, *gameunban, joingame, quitgame
@TechExpertWizard yeah
>>removelink danke thank_you_very_much
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating ep (?)
@TechExpertWizard Link removed.

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