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01:07
~ Can't we be a bit moar talkative?
 
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03:08
~ Peter Warlock: Some Little Joy
 
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06:40
@KennyBOT my joy is not little!
 
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07:44
!!chill @Hans
~ What are you talking about?
>>set @Hans1984's temp to 20 degrees Celsius
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Command not found. Did you mean: stop?
!!pee in @EKons toilets
~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!
~ What a mess ...
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard know (?)
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard so
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard populous (?)
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard lots
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard proponent (?)
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard kind
08:12
=_=
couldnt sleep , too hot
now im at work
death is better than this
:(
@Hans1984 no AC or fan at home??
If you have only in living room, you could sleep there.... no?
cant Keep the fan on at night
heats up the room even more
So weird
And sleeping without clothes? Doesn't help either? :/
whats weird?
no
@Hans1984 how fan makes the room hotter
08:15
the worst part is walkign up at 5am
because ist bright as fuck
already
Maybe buy some small portable AC?
so you cnat go to sleep early because ist too hot
then you cant sleep Long because ist gettign bright early
=
death
This will surely help, if not for this heat wave, for the next.
i have a big fan
that cools you while you sit in ist stream
i think i will have to re-activate that thing
but the Problem is the nights
where it doesnt cool down
and you cant sleep
What about putting cold water in the bath tub, getting inside, and sleeping there? :P
08:18
and die
thats basically what i have at home
but like i said i cant use it at night
@Hans1984 why not? Can't see how it will make the room hotter. ?
it doesnt cool the room
so it stays at 28° c
at night
only if i open the Windows it will cool down at all
i sleep with open Windows 365 nights a day
08:38
Even during rain storms??
How you keep the room dry?
08:50
its very dry
electronics take care of that
oc always
even at -15° i sleep with open windows
i love cold
screw heat
die die dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
09:04
lol poor @Hans
 
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10:06
~ Shadow and Light
10:26
@Tinkeringbell I did. Had the Windows open the whole night. Unfortunatly it only cooled down like 1°c the whole night
you stand no chance
the Building(concret) gives up all the heat it saved throughout they day
and heats up your room
its working against me
I stand no chance
!!feed poor hans
~ I have had enough for now ...
no, you dont
!!vomit
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH kick to @DroidDev's butt, horse bones, useless tasks, no pizza !!!!!
the suffering has to end...
!!feed poor hans
~ The taste of poor hans is awful but it's better than nothing ...
10:38
I bet it is
Plot twist: Hans goes to Greenland for a week! :D
No worry I'll come to visit!
oh wow that Looks so...
cool
O_O
>>cat wonder if {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}} will come over to visit {{ping Hans}} in Greenland?
10:42
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard wonder if @ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard will come over to visit @Hans in Greenland?
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard arterial (?)
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
:O
great
i will invite you to some ice shark meal or something
no wait
its correct name
The Greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus), also known as the gurry shark, grey shark, or by the Kalaallisut name eqalussuaq, is a large shark of the family Somniosidae ("sleeper sharks"), closely related to the Pacific and southern sleeper sharks. The distribution of this species is mostly restricted to the waters of the North Atlantic Ocean and Arctic Ocean. Greenland sharks have the longest known lifespan of all vertebrate species (estimated to be between 300–500 years), and the species is among the largest extant species of shark. As an adaptation to living at depth, it has a high co...
"Greenland sharks have the longest known lifespan of all vertebrate species (estimated to be between 300–500 years)"
WTFFFFFF????????
wow!
500 frkng years??
" As an adaptation to living at depth,[3] it has a high concentration of trimethylamine N-oxide in its tissues, which causes the meat to be toxic.[4] Greenland shark flesh treated to reduce toxin levels is eaten in Iceland as a delicacy known as kæstur hákarl.[5] "
lol tough sharks
@EKons is this by any chance you in this video?! First Video result when Googling "pee". Couldn't believe they actually pee in the car, but looks like they did. :P
10:48
thats a very interesting animal
~ That is gross ....
if you read the wiki
:O
The authors further concluded that the species reaches sexual maturity at about 150 years of age
Just like @KennyBOT
!!feed greenland shark
11:03
~ I'm not sure I ever had greenland shark ...
oc you did not
 
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12:03
~ The Wizard of Oz
who ?
~ Hans the melting wizard
thx to the heat
x(
oh look ist sonic
!!feed sonic
~ Thanks for the sonic, appreciated!
2
you re welcome
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
12:31
@Sonic no heat wave at your place, right?
It's always hot here in South Florida
sonic running in circles like a madman
@SonictheBracketedHedgehog Really?? How hot? (Celsius)
atleast thats how i remember him from my childhood days
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Approaching 34
12:34
but the difference is they are used to that climate , while we are not
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard
we=me
while im doing terrible i realy feel sorry for this Company dog
@SonictheBracketedHedgehog heh today we have 31, will rise tomorrow and the next day... likely reaching 35 at least.
And it seems like it'll be the last sunny day here, at least for a while; the next few days it's gonna start raining again.
But so far @Hans wins big time in "Compare Your Temp" competition.... :P
12:37
yep up to 40° tomorrow
noone will beat me this week
This coming weekend I'll be flying back to Austin for a weekend, so I'll escape a portion of it at least
it's not a record im proud of
~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?
@Hans1984 well, make the best out of it... cherish the moment, as you'll be able to tell your grandchildren about it. :D
lol
too much heat makes you infertil
:(
;)
12:42
nah unless you expose the relevant parts to direct heat.... :D
they Need some fresh air too
!!feed all heat
~ Come on! Make me something better than all heat
!!feed all heat sprinkled with some sand
~ I have had enough for now ...
alright
12:46
@Hans1984 hehe someone already thought about it.... (semi NSFW language in the Tweet)
free ballin
lmao
free the balls!
balls lives matter!
 
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14:46
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard yeah I'm totally a Matt :P
15:19
Sure, Erik...
I'm totally an olive.
As in, either salted or squeezed into oil?
Wow, that sounded extremely wrong xd
@Mithrandir hey, that's my middle name! :D
Erik Mark <insert last name here, I forgot :]>?
15:26
it's Konstantopoulos... I remember when I borked some service that connects to my SE account while my name was in Greek >:D
(no worries about sharing my name here)
15:42
!!cupcake
~ Don't hammer me...
@rene Why edit a blatantly off-topic post? meta.stackexchange.com/q/330039/377214
because I want to become famous
16:00
There's a lot of better ways to become famous, rene! You could, uh, run for mod!
16:29
Or rage quit
!!cupcake
~ new cupcakes can be ordered in 6 to 8 minutes...
 
1 hour later…
17:36
~ The Magician and the Human Pump
18:09
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard can you revisit an answer of yours: meta.stackexchange.com/q/290937/158100 the question is substantially edited after it was closed as unclear. Now it is clear but a duplicate for sure
 
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20:10
~ Echo ... E c h o ...... E c h o .....
 
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22:10
~ Shadow Conspiracy

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