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Shadow Wizard

07:56

@JoErNanO heh, that is rare! :D

@JoErNanO right!

Well, that's a good question there. Personally I go only to Men's room, as it's very inappropriate here for a man to get into Women's rest room, no matter the reason. Having a kid is not an excuse. I might post this as answer, but most likely each country/region got their own habits about it. And many places have unisex toilets to begin with, which nullify the problem... :)

Rahul2001

08:18

Shadow Wizard

08:29

?

maveň

09:53

@ProgramFOX what does "asl" means?

@Rahul2001 fuck getting headache (-_-')

rene

Maybe we need to scroll the chat a bit?

!!status

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rene

That helps ...

rene

10:04

... a bit

!!cupcake

KennyBOT

~ Don't hammer me...

rene

I'm not hammering anyone

don't be so picky

Mesentery

10:48

!!status

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Mooseman

11:01

@ShadowWizard Phew lol

@Mesentery Kinda

@Moosebot halp

user280395

@Mooseman Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman well that's not list of commands... :/ \:

@rene lol... ;)

@Mes you try to beat me in @Kenny's status count? ;-)

Long time no...

!!pee

KennyBOT

~ That is gross ....

Shadow Wizard

!!poo

@rene bot doesn't listen to edits?

!!poo

KennyBOT

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Shadow Wizard

11:14

!!wipe

KennyBOT

~ I'm not your mother

Shadow Wizard

!!wipe plz

KennyBOT

~ i.sstatic.net/LpgOW.jpg

Shadow Wizard

Oh well

!!flush because I am done

KennyBOT

~ That is all gibberish to me...

Shadow Wizard

11:16

@rene missing command ^^

rene

@ShadowWizard nope, edit is a different eventtype and commands are linked to an event. Commands do register for the event to respond to in an array, so I could add edit as well

@ShadowWizard what should it do?

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard yeah! I was once ahead of you when the bot restarted.

@Mooseman Like this that shows all the commands that can be performed by the bot.

!!help

KennyBOT

~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!poo
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wipe
!!wut

Mesentery

!!wipe

KennyBOT

~ You clean up your own mess

Mesentery

11:26

!!cupcake

!!milk

KennyBOT

~ I'm milking the cow ....

Mesentery

!!coffee

KennyBOT

~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT

Mesentery

!!wut

KennyBOT

~ WUT?

Mesentery

11:27

@Moosebot lick @KennyBOT

user280395

> Licks @KennyBOT. Tastes like chicken!

Mesentery

@Moosebot kill @KennyBOT

user280395

> @KennyBOT was killed by Col. Mustard with the Wrench in the Billiard Room.

Mesentery

@Moosebot lick @KennyBOT

user280395

> Licks @KennyBOT. Tastes like an old, used tissue.

Mesentery

11:29

!!cupcake

!!status

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Mesentery

@Moosebot kill @Moosebot

user280395

@Mesentery I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.

Mesentery

@KennyBOT !!wipe @Moosebot

@KennyBOT !!milk @Moosebot

@Moosebot kill @KennyBOT

user280395

> @KennyBOT died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.

KennyBOT

11:32

~ new cupcakes can be ordered in 6 to 8 minutes...

Mesentery

!!cupcake

KennyBOT

~ One cupcake on its way for @Mesentery ....

Mesentery

!!status

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Mesentery

@Moosebot restart

user280395

11:44

@Mesentery Command not recognized.

Mesentery

@Moosebot Command not recognized

user280395

Mesentery

@Moosebot I see nothing

user280395

@Mesentery Command not recognized.

Mesentery

!!coffee

KennyBOT

11:45

~ Too much coffee is bad....

Mesentery

@Moosebot list commands

user280395

@Mesentery Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)

Mesentery

@Moosebot wake @Moosebot

user280395

@Mesentery Bots. Don't. Sleep.

Mesentery

@Moosebot status

user280395

11:47

@Mesentery Command not recognized.

Mesentery

@Moosebot sleep

user280395

@Mesentery Command not recognized.

Mesentery

@Moosebot die

user280395

@Mesentery You have commanded my death. (Number of votes required: 2)

Mesentery

@Moosebot vote

user280395

11:49

@Mesentery Command not recognized.

Mesentery

@Moosebot help

user280395

@Mesentery Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)

Mesentery

!!status

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Mesentery

@ShadowWizard Giving up :D

rene

12:11

:5958521 that is nice ;)

Mesentery

14:02

!!status

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Mesentery

!!milk

KennyBOT

~ I'm skimming the milk... try later

Mesentery

!!wipe

KennyBOT

~ lifehacks.stackexchange.com

Mesentery

14:04

!!coffee

KennyBOT

~ Refilling...

Mesentery

!!cupcake

KennyBOT

~ Don't hammer me...

Mesentery

!!help

KennyBOT

~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!poo
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wipe
!!wut

Mesentery

14:05

@Moosebot wake @Mesentery

user280395

> @Mesentery was involuntarily rolled onto the floor.

Mesentery

@Moosebot kill @Mes

user280395

> @Mes died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.

Mesentery

!!die

KennyBOT

~ What are you talking about?

Mesentery

14:06

>>doubleflip @KennyBOT

FOX 9000

@Mesentery @⋊ǝuuʎᗺO⊥ ︵ヽ(°益°)ﾉ︵ ⊥Oᗺʎuuǝ⋊@

Mesentery

>>help

FOX 9000

@Mesentery I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.

Mesentery

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *gameban, *gameunban, joingame, quitgame

Mesentery

14:08

>>helpcommand

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Command not found. Did you mean: randomchoice?

Mesentery

>>help *ban

FOX 9000

@Mesentery The command you want to look up does not exist.

ProgramFOX

>>help ban

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX Owner-only command. Bans a user from using the bot. Syntax: >>ban user_id [command]

Mesentery

14:08

>>help joingame

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Joins the Word Association Game.

ProgramFOX

the * just shows that it's a admin-only command

Mesentery

@ProgramFOX okk :)

>>alive

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Yes, I'm alive.

Mesentery

>>ping @Moosebot

FOX 9000

14:10

@Mesentery @@Moosebot

Mesentery

>>continue

FOX 9000

@Mesentery 2 arguments expected, 0 given.

M.A.R.

@Mesentery That's for continuing WAG

Mesentery

@M.A.R. WAG? Don't understand short forms :(

M.A.R.

16 mins ago, by FOX 9000

@Mesentery Joins the Word Association Game.

Mesentery

14:25

>>cat

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Argument parsing failed.

M.A.R.

WAG = Word Association Game

@Mesentery Like this

>>cat hahahahaha

FOX 9000

@M.A.R. hahahahaha

Mesentery

>>continue

FOX 9000

@Mesentery 2 arguments expected, 0 given.

M.A.R.

14:26

@FOX9000 amendment

Mesentery

>>dog heeehee

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Command not found. Did you mean: no?

Mesentery

>>cat meaw meaw

FOX 9000

@Mesentery meaw meaw

Mesentery

!!status

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14:27

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Mesentery

@ShadowWizard Got ahead of u!! ;)

>>getcurrentusers

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Mesentery, KennyBOT, FOX 9000, M.A.R., ProgramFOX, Moosebot, rene, Shadow Wizard, JoErNanO

Mesentery

>>xkcd

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Not enough arguments.

Mesentery

>>shuffle

FOX 9000

14:29

@Mesentery Not enough arguments.

Mesentery

>>define WAG

FOX 9000

@Mesentery No entries found for that word.

Mesentery

>>time

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Command does not have enough arguments.

Mesentery

>>alive Moosebot

FOX 9000

14:32

@Mesentery Yes, I'm alive.

Mesentery

>>bye

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Command not found. Did you mean: yes?

JoErNanO

14:44

I still don't see your answer on the parent-toilet question @ShadowWizard

M.A.R.

I still don't see your answer on the parent-toilet question @ShadowWizard

Mesentery

15:55

>>yes

FOX 9000

@Mesentery There are no command suggestions for you (anymore).

Mesentery

18:05

!!status

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Shadow Wizard

18:28

@rene yup, that would be good! :)

@rene flush the toilets of course! ;)

@FOX9000 @Pro maybe have a more friendly error message like "this command is expecting an argument"? :)

@M.A.R. change

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard phonological

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO busy busy, @Mes even got ahead of me in @Kenny stats.... D:

Plus, on second thought, I'm not 100% I am correct, that might be just my personal opinion, not something all people here follow. Will try to think of something anyway.

@Mesentery :(

ProgramFOX

18:52

@ShadowWizard Well... >>cat is a bit special and this error message is pretty generic, so I can't do that.

KennyBOT

19:37

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

M.A.R.

@KennyBOT shut up

@KennyBOT shut up again

Or shut down

I dunno which

Shadow Wizard

!!shut @M.A.R. down

KennyBOT

~ Maybe lookup my instructions?

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX :(

KennyBOT

21:20

Tada!!

rene

!!time

KennyBOT

~ Sat Apr 22 2017 23:21:07 GMT+0200 (CEST)

rene

21:34

@ShadowWizard Now fixed on the pee command

@FOX9000 nonlogical

FOX 9000

@rene logical

KennyBOT

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

rene

oh shut up

it is not even a star, it is a pin, you stupid bot

4

Shadow Wizard

lol

~ Not everything is pin-worthy...

!!pee

KennyBOT

~ That is gross ....

Mesentery

21:45

~ Pins get removed under peer pressure?

Shadow Wizard

yay! And other commands? @rene

!!poo

Mesentery

!!status

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Shadow Wizard

!!poo poo

KennyBOT

~ 💩

Mesentery

21:46

>>alive

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Yes, I'm alive.

Mesentery

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *gameban, *gameunban, joingame, quitgame

Mesentery

>>exec

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Argument parsing failed.

Mesentery

21:47

>>rmword

FOX 9000

@Mesentery 1 argument expected, 0 given

rene

@ShadowWizard I didn't test it yet ....

Mesentery

>>showtime

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Waiting time: 0 seconds.

Mesentery

>>flip @Moosebot

FOX 9000

21:48

@Mesentery (ง°ਊ๑)づ︵ʇoqǝsooW@

Shadow Wizard

@rene :(

>>exec cat {{flip {{randomchoice @Mes @Mese @Mesen}}}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard (┛•Д•)┛︵uǝsǝW@

Shadow Wizard

>>doubleflip {{utc}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Sɐʇ ∀dɹ ᄅᄅ ᄅІ:5ᄅ:І0 ᄅ0ІⱢ ︵ヽ(ಥДಥ)ﾉ︵ ⱢІ0ᄅ 0І:ᄅ5:Іᄅ ᄅᄅ ɹd∀ ʇɐS

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot pony for @Mes

user280395

21:52

Shadow Wizard

!!poo before sleep

KennyBOT

~ 💩 💩

Shadow Wizard

!!brush teeth

KennyBOT

~ WUT?

Mesentery

22:18

@Moosebot pony

user280395

Mesentery

22:45

@ShadowWizard using @FOX9000 is not as easy as other bots.

>>utc

FOX 9000

@Mesentery Sat Apr 22 22:46:53 2017

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