Wizards Den

AnixPasBesoin

01:59

Everybody's sleeping hein!

Shadow Wizard

07:54

Finally...

DroidDev

08:27

SpotFlowers? :/

Shadow Wizard

09:05

@DroidDev yup, project I worked on for two years, until something like year ago... our dev SQL Server crashed yesterday, decided to just install new instance locally. ;)

Taking the latest backup and restoring it locally was the last step. :D

@Moosebot wake @Anix please

user280395

> @Anix please was involuntarily rolled onto the floor.

Shadow Wizard

09:18

@Moosebot wake @rene gently

user280395

> Cranking the rock to 11! Just because I can't hear myself talk doesn't mean it'll wake up @rene gently, right?

rene

@ShadowWizard oh cool, we have a similar thing, but then with production....

Shadow Wizard

@rene heh, prod crashes are the most fun, yeah

rene

yeah, my colleague did a snapshot thinghy. Only to find out that the hosting provider didn't support snapshots > 512GB. We need 1,1 TB ...

Shadow Wizard

whoa, that's lots of data

rene

09:26

Yeah, it does explain why we sometimes have performance issues ...

Shadow Wizard

@rene no doubt... what database are you using? Is it single database that holds all the data?

rene

It is a maria db in a master/master cluster with 100 + databases in it

Shadow Wizard

Nice!

@Moosebot kill @JoErNanO

user280395

> HEADSHOT! You have killed @JoErNanO

Shadow Wizard

...

@Moosebot delete

@Moosebot delete

user280395

09:36

@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.

user280395

Shadow Wizard

yay!

user280395

(removed)

DroidDev

10:10

@ShadowWizard oh....that's a benefit of server side. Code can be copied locally from server. In case of mobile apps and desktop applications, code copies are needed to be maintained separately, since the end product doesn't have source code

Shadow Wizard

10:22

@DroidDev not code, just data. :)

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard oh....so you guys also need to keep separate copies of html and css files? umm...I know that build systems can convert js and reactjs kind of things into html and css, but still...

Shadow Wizard

10:36

@DroidDev oh no, lol.... thought you meant source code. but actually in our recent project (not the flowers) we have lots of separate CSS/JS files on dev, then utility that merge them all into single minified file which we put on production. But HTML is not changed between dev and prod.

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard oh yeah. So, you always can get "View" component of your code from live server, but you guys need to maintain copies of model and controller components. Right?

Mooseman

11:40

@ShadowWizard xD How did you do thatttttttt

Shadow Wizard

11:50

@Mooseman which of the tricks? ;)

@DroidDev yeah, something like this. :)

JoErNanO

HEADSHOT?

Shadow Wizard

HEADSHOT?

DroidDev

HEADSHOT?

JoErNanO

SHEATHOD?

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Ah abusing the train I got it now lol

Shadow Wizard

12:01

haha

Mooseman

hardy har har ;)

JoErNanO

Is moose man a man moose or a moose man?

Or a mousse man? Or a man mousse?

Or a chocolate mousse?

Or whipped cream, for that matter?

cool whip family guy

►

Shadow Wizard

om nom nom

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Since when do you meditate?

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO ages

JoErNanO

12:06

Are you even allowed?

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO nope, denied

@Moosebot pony

user280395

Shadow Wizard

See?

Mooseman

@JoErNanO I do like chocolate mousse lol

Shadow Wizard

12:23

@Mooseman me too

Shadow of the Shadow

@Mooseman me too

Mooseman

@Moosebot ice cream

user280395

Mooseman

But chocolate mousse is better than ice cream lol

Shadow Wizard

We have new mousse in Israel:

@Moosebot mousse

user280395

12:25

@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.

Shadow Wizard

buh

Shadow Wizard

12:39

let's see...

let's see...

let's see...

let's see...

let's see...

← 5 messages moved from ‮Shadow's Sandbox

user280395

let's see...

Shadow Wizard

hihi

boo hoo

foo bar

← 2 messages moved from ‮Shadow's Sandbox

preparing the attack..

→ 5 messages moved to Tavern on the Meta

Success!

Shadow Wizard

12:56

rubbing eyes

@Telkitty is that you? In Den?

catching @Telkitty in a cage

@Dro @ber @Joe hurry we got a trolless here!! :D

user202362

Shadow Wizard

uh oh... trojan cat... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

:D

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Is she hot?

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO nope. Cold. But hot inside.

You don't want to see @Telkitty erupting, @Joe

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Or do I?

Shadow Wizard

13:04

@JoErNanO no no no, believe me. You don't.

JoErNanO

Hey @Telkitty, send me hairless pictures!

I would have asked for nudes but let's face it: you're a kitty.

user202362

you don't want to see it, trust me

Shadow Wizard

JoErNanO

@Telkitty Why not? Did curiosity really kill the Joe?

Friends - HD - It's Not A Cat!

►

user202362

@JoErNanO there are worse things than death - you could be scared for life

user202362

13:17

and every time you are with a naked ... creature, you would be thinking of this:

user202362

JoErNanO

@Telkitty That's already the case. So I'm not afraid.

Shadow Wizard

poor poor @Joe

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Why? Everyone knows @Telkitty is hot.

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO if you think of that cat every time you're with a naked creature, you're poor because you can't enjoy that moment. :D

JoErNanO

13:41

@ShadowWizard It depends on the naked creature I'm with, though. Doesn't it?

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO if you're with a naked creature of type "human", and think of that naked cat instead, both you and the other "human" are poor. ;)

user202362

the ultimate state of mind you can achieve, is when you look at a seal, you think of a mermaid

user202362

beauty and love is borderless

Shadow Wizard

that's beautiful

Shadow Wizard

15:03

The last message was posted 1 hour ago.

@Moosebot wake @Anix and @anon

user280395

> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! @Anix and @anon was shocked to get woken up!

Shadow Wizard

were ^

@Mooseman maybe if the string contains " and " change "was" to "were"? :)

@Moosebot can after all wake more than one person in the same time...

user280395

@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot can even wake @Shog

user280395

@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET SUSPENDED!

JoErNanO

15:49

@ShadowWizard Again: it depends on the human

FOX 9000

Bot restarted after crash.

JoErNanO

restart crashed after bot

Bot after restart crash

Pandya

@Moosebot any new command? /cc @Mooseman

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot alive

user280395

16:02

@Pandya I. AM. ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.

Pandya

@Moosebot kill @FOX9000

user280395

> Ninjas surrounded @FOX9000 one day... That is all.

Pandya

@Moosebot wake @ShadowWizard

user280395

> Cranking the rap to 11! Oh, did I wake you up @ShadowWizard?

Pandya

>>cat H{{randomchoice a e}}h{{randomchoice e a}}

FOX 9000

16:04

@Pandya Heha

@Pandya Hehe

@Pandya Haha

Pandya

>>cat {{randomchoice L l}}o{{randomchoice l L}}

FOX 9000

@Pandya Lol

JoErNanO

@Moosebot wake @ShadowWizard

user280395

> Some angry dogs were just released where @ShadowWizard is sleeping...

FOX 9000

@Pandya LoL

@Pandya Lol

JoErNanO

16:07

@Moosebot wake @ShadowWizard a

user280395

> @ShadowWizard a had an airhorn conveniently placed near their sleeping place. I might have just used it.

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO brrr.... OK, if that human is..... me? :D :D :D

JoErNanO

I love this thing.

@ShadowWizard Point proven.

Shadow Wizard

lol

Pandya

>>randomchoice rene ShadowWizard Pandya

FOX 9000

16:09

@Pandya ShadowWizard

Pandya

Hmm...

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot brown

user280395

Shadow Wizard

@Pandya ^

Pandya

@Moosebot unicornify Sha

user280395

16:12

@Pandya Unicornification is unavailable for absent or non-existent users.

Pandya

@Moosebot unicornify @ShadowWizard

user280395

Pandya

@Moosebot red

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot yellow

user280395

16:13

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot only brown?

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot brown only?

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

ok

Shadow Wizard

16:13

yup, brown is meme

Pandya

@Moosebot brown

user280395

Pandya

>>define meme

FOX 9000

@Pandya No entries found for that word.

Shadow Wizard

>>search MSE meme

FOX 9000

16:14

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: read?

Pandya

>>cat meta.stackexchange.com/q/19478/260388

FOX 9000

613

Q: The Many Memes of Meta

Catchphrases and concepts that spread from person to person are known as memes, which, courtesy the Internet, can now explode across the Earth like a highly contagious virus (hence "going viral"). As with their real-life counterparts, some infectious diseases are global (pandemic), while others a...

Pandya

>>help define

FOX 9000

@Pandya Looks up a word in the Merriam-Webster dictionary API.

Shadow Wizard

>>cat meta.stackexchange.com/a/209672/152859

FOX 9000

16:16

12

A: The Many Memes of Meta

Meme: Brown Originator: jadarnel27, in chat (more) Cultural Height: TBD Background: Brown. It's the answer to everything. Because brown. Usage: Brown.

Pandya

>>cat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

FOX 9000

Internet meme

An Internet meme (/miːm/ MEEM) is an activity, concept, catchphrase or piece of media which spreads, often as mimicry, from person to person via the Internet. Some notable examples include posting a photo of people lying down in public places (called "planking") and uploading a short video of people dancing to the Harlem Shake. A meme is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture". An Internet meme may take the form of an image (typically an image macro), hyperlink, video, website, or hashtag. It may be just a word or phrase, including an intentional misspelling...

Pandya

@FOX9000 ^^

>>define Internet_meme

FOX 9000

@Pandya 1 argument expected

@Pandya No entries found for that word.

:5758925 No entries found for that word.

Cold Fire

17:46

hey

Shadow Wizard

19:31

hey

hey

hey

hey

user280395

hey

Shadow Wizard

22:06

Hey

user280395

Hey

Mooseman

22:56

Hey

user280395

Hey

Shadow Wizard

23:11

hEy

user280395

hEy

Mooseman

23:22

HEY

user280395

HEY

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