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13:00
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@maveň thanks, and same to you
though, I can't really "mArry" christmas :/
in SO Close Vote Reviewers on Stack Overflow Chat, 2 hours ago, by rene
Here is my take on the matter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFCcLPeu1YM
@rene NSFW
No associated word found for NSFW.
cc @all
>>latest10
13:06
@maveň Command not found. Did you mean: showlatest10?
>>showlatest10
@maveň Latest 2 words: wainwright, japanese
@maveň If a naked Santa is offensive I must laugh
@FOX9000 industries
@maveň commercial
13:07
thanks @UNIKITTY2.0 :)
@NiKoLaPrO mew welmew
@NiKoLaPrO When I update it (Maybe later) I will update you
ok :)
@FOX9000 trademark
@ShadowWizard tom
13:11
@FOX9000 boy
@ShadowWizard beardless
@FOX9000 shaved
@ShadowWizard whisker
@FOX9000 pussycat
No associated word found for pussycat.
13:12
@ShadowWizard pussy
@DroidDev moan
@maveň I really wish I could actually see the images u pinged me for
@PraxisAshelin trust me, once you start seeing them, you won't wish that anymore :P
and I believe @berserk can proof that
@PraxisAshelin why are you color blind :xD
@DroidDev will you shutup today
13:19
@maveň shivers
@FOX9000 loudly
@DroidDev gesticulate
@DroidDev silently
@maveň umm...colour blind people can actually see pictures. :/
@DroidDev don't put so much of brain on my words
they are just for fun
@maveň all pics are blocked at work
13:23
R.I.P
@PraxisAshelin youtubes ?
only for lovely @PraxisAshelin ;)
4
@maveň some of them are blocked
-_-
why evil peoples are everywhere
Milliseconds until end of today:
var todayInfo = new Date().toString().match(/^\w+ (\w+) (\d+) (\d+)/).slice(1, 4);
new Date(todayInfo[0] + ' ' + (parseInt(todayInfo[1]) + 1) + ' ' + todayInfo[2] + ' 00:00:00') - +new Date;
@maveň just summoning Satan
@PraxisAshelin Oh no
13:26
@PraxisAshelin :D
for @ShadowWizard 's SON :P
@PraxisAshelin you are nice :) what you do in job ?
@UNIKITTY2.0 how to setInterval for $.post('http://chat.stackoverflow.com/chats/' + $("input[name='room']").val() + '/messages/new', {text: '[CBOT] Hi everyone!', fkey: fkey().fkey});
any idea?
@DroidDev haha yeah, @Pra is lucky
@maveň you mean besides Satanic rituals?
I sleep in toilets
13:29
@berserk haha, she just doesn't know yet
@PraxisAshelin job ?
window.setInterval(function() {
// Code here
}, delay);
oh, ty :)
@PraxisAshelin codes ?
@maveň I work as front-end dev for a shitty bank
just 4 more days tho!
13:30
@PraxisAshelin R.i.P
@PraxisAshelin are you married ?
@NiKoLaPrO Also, in your console try playing with the CHAT object
@maveň bf only
@maveň depends, are you hitting on me?
@UNIKITTY2.0 ok so you are of our ages'
@PraxisAshelin whut ?
@maveň actually he's not really into Santa or Christmas :D
Give him סביבון and he's happy though ;)
13:31
@ShadowWizard lol what is that ?
>>detectlang סביבון
@UNIKITTY2.0 [Powered by Yandex Translate] Detected language: he (Hebrew)
>>translate he en סביבון
@UNIKITTY2.0 [Powered by Yandex Translate] Dreidel
cc @ShadowWizard
@mav @Pra asks if you want to go out with her to a Date
>>translate {{detectlang סביבון}} en סביבון
@PraxisAshelin Language not supported.
13:32
pff
@PraxisAshelin nope just frnds like others are
@ShadowWizard she seems to be elder :P
I creadted chatbot with delay
@PraxisAshelin nice try, but the output contains noise :/
13:33
created*
@maveň first you said I looked like a guy and now you said I look old
are you trying to get a slap?
@PraxisAshelin :/
@PraxisAshelin some people enjoy slaps, you know :P
@PraxisAshelin everyone is elder than babies :XD
> so as I
13:34
@maveň NO, MY BABY SKIN
@UNIKITTY2.0 yup, that's a סביבון. But my son love it big and noisy with lots of lights. :D
@PraxisAshelin lol
@maveň laugh
yup I did
@ShadowWizard As in WHUT IS DAT GOOGLE PAGEZ?
13:35
@ShadowWizard I know someone else that loves it big
@ProgramFOX pls bann me I am fed up with the bot
It seems to be some easter egg?
@ShadowWizard toy ?
again, conversation is making no sense at all
13:37
...
@ProgramFOX yo siri
^_^
@maveň Fine:
hows weather outside :P
>>ban 199867
@ProgramFOX User @maveň has been banned.
@maveň Warm, for this time of the year.
13:37
@ProgramFOX O_O
warm
how ?
Well okay, not warm as in summer temperatures, but just... warmer than average.
ohh..
tomorrow holiday ?
No difference here
@PraxisAshelin and noisy?
@NiKoLaPrO If you'd need help for your chatbot, feel free to ping me, I've got some experience with them :)
13:39
@UNIKITTY2.0 um, wut?
@maveň Actually the whole week :P and next week too.
@maveň yup. For Hannukah.
@ProgramFOX what they eat at night :XD
@ShadowWizard Why the dreidel and candles everywhere at the top?
@maveň Chatbots eat... uh... processor usage? :P
13:40
@ProgramFOX but I think he's making a client side bot, no server side
@ShadowWizard The request URLs and the websocket responses stay the same though.
@ShadowWizard /ˈhɑːnəkə/ HAH-nə-kə; Hebrew: חֲנֻכָּה khanuká, Tiberian
can't read them :(
Okay @ProgramFOX My chatbot is just message on every 5 min, i never created chatbot before :D
@NiKoLaPrO :) nice
@UNIKITTY2.0 oh, lol! Easter Egg indeed
13:41
@NiKoLaPrO Nice start!
@NiKoLaPrO chatbot catbot :P
@ProgramFOX, how to add function when someone type something in chat?
@NiKoLaPrO You use JavaScript, right?
@ProgramFOX Skills: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP and jQuery.
13:43
@ProgramFOX not even web sockets, at least for my bot :)
@ProgramFOX Are you siri? ಠ_ಠ
@ShadowWizard Yeah but websockets are way more reliable than parsing the DOM which might change after a chat update; more likely than that the websockets update.
@berserk maven thinks that for some reason... don't ask me why
Yes @ProgramFOX
@ProgramFOX Ah, @maveň thinks, you say? Can't be helped then.
@ProgramFOX keep it secret
13:44
????
>>doubleflip ????
@maveň Why? It shouldn't be a secret that you think weird things which are totally silly actually.
5
@berserk ¿¿¿¿ ︵ヽ(^ل͜^)ノ︵ ¿¿¿¿
@ProgramFOX LMAO, @Pro finally speak for his rights :p
2
@ProgramFOX star that :xD
@berserk ROLF
13:45
@ProgramFOX tru dat. Needz to learn how to use them zomeday ;)
@NiKoLaPrO Okay. I'll go and figure out all necessary requests again :)
@ShadowWizard new WebSocket('wss://shadow.wiza.rd/is/killing/the/den')
@berserk ever implemented push notifications ? (lets talk abt android )
@ShadowWizard LOL
@Sha why google uk? You using proxy?
13:47
@maveň What's that? #Sarcasm
@berserk :P nope
@UNIKITTY2.0 no. I don't like having it in Hebrew
Also got Windows in English, phone OS, etc
and the .com is redirecting to .co.il - so my only option is something like .co.uk
@berserk just say yes or no ... I am stuck somewhere (--__--)
13:48
@NiKoLaPrO Do you use jQuery, or just plain JavaScript?
(or mask my IP and I'm too lazy for that ;))
@maveň yeah, I used. Where did you get stuck? :p
@mav stuck under the bed?
@berserk can see the evil smile on ur face :/
@ProgramFOX plain javascript
13:50
Ok!
jQuery would have reduced the amount of lines... but it doesn't matter a lot :P
Well, i use JQuery sometimes :)
but my JQuery is not so good
13:51
Meh..
...
I need to drink a lot of coffee now to get my head straight. Thanks @maveň
@berserk so lets talk this on monday
cc @DroidDev
cya!
yeah (hope that monday never comes)
8 mins ago, by ProgramFOX
@maveň Why? It shouldn't be a secret that you think weird things which are totally silly actually.
LMAO
13:54
^ PIN THIS! PIN THIS!!
cya @maveň
cya @maveň (forever?)
@maveň you are such a good guy, I almost wanna kill you. But, of course, just to send you to heavens ;)
@DroidDev nice quote :D
14:00
@NiKoLaPrO Thanks! Its appreciation from you guys, that keep me going.
;)
:)
Well, I have to go, see later! :D
cya!
I just noticed: The guy in terminator is the same guy in commando
@NiKoLaPrO Okay, I got the JavaScript websocket listener ready:
var wsAuthRequest = new XMLHttpRequest();
var roomId = 1; // change this if necessary
wsAuthRequest.onreadystatechange = function() {
    if (wsAuthRequest.readyState == XMLHttpRequest.DONE) {
        console.log(wsAuthRequest.responseText);
        var json = JSON.parse(wsAuthRequest.responseText);
        var wsUrl = json['url'] + "?l=" + Date.now();
        var socket = new WebSocket(wsUrl);
        socket.onopen = function() { console.log('Socket opened!'); }
        socket.onmessage = function(e) {
You might have to change some values that choose what room you listen to; see the code comments.
14:33
Nice!
stealing @Pro's code
lol feel free to steal it, that's what it's made for :P
What license? ;)
pfft
If you really want one, unlicense.org
lol
@UniLicense
14:36
> In order to use this code, you must first send a unicorn to [author name here]
haha
Go write such a license :P
coming
#IfYouKnowWhatIMean
LOL
@berserk ?
@UNIKITTY2.0 18+
14:43
OH Blech
lol
saw that coming
#ifYouKnowWhatIMean
15:02
@Dro u there?
He isn't in the room user list, so I don't think he is.
hmm.. so @Dro is a room.
>>flip @Dro
@berserk (╯^ل͜^)╯︵oɹ◖@
>>flip @Pro
15:04
@UNIKITTY2.0 (ง^ᴥ๑)づ︵oɹԀ@
@berserk lol yeah I saw that too, so I edited "room list" into "room user list"
@ProgramFOX yeah I saw that :p
@Dro isn't in Droids list
15:21
@ShadowWizard did you notice this one: meta.stackexchange.com/a/271855/158100
15:37
@rene yeah, but not sure I got what he's saying so skipped it. From what I understand, he means we should not post links to other places, just have always a full answer. Which sounds right.
I read it different
But the way he says it, posting it in such an old question, dunno.
OK
Better ask for clarification
I left a comment
Maybe that triggers something
15:40
Won't expect for too much :)
oh, found a reason for @ber (and maybe @Dro) to join Stack Exchange as developers!
16:14
>>lastword
3 hours ago, by FOX 9000
@maveň laugh
nope
>>showlast10
@ShadowWizard Latest 10 words: laugh, lol, gesticulate, loudly, moan, pussy, whisker, shaved, beardless, boy
@FOX9000 ejaculate
@ShadowWizard astonishment
16:15
@FOX9000 surprise
@ShadowWizard privateer
@FOX9000 pioneer
@ShadowWizard levy
@ShadowWizard lincolnshire
16:16
@FOX9000 Yorkshire
@ShadowWizard cambridge
@FOX9000 university
No associated word found for univercity.
@ShadowWizard student
16:17
@FOX9000 teacher
@ShadowWizard math
@FOX9000 chemistry
@ShadowWizard lab
16:49
@berserk:
Chat stars done, left client side
Also looking into issue where error pages don't render...
17:32
@FOX9000 slab
@rene upright
@FOX9000 fallen
@rene sword
@FOX9000 knight
@rene squire
17:33
@FOX9000 downleft
No associated word found for downleft.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. well, you broke the bot. You tell @ShadowWizard?
@ShadowWizard you broke the bot.
@rene Who is "you" BTW?
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. U as in U
17:38
Letter 'U'?
Double 'U'?
U know who U r and u r going to pay for it
U
U (named u /ˈjuː/, plural ues) is the 21st [[Letter (alphabet) |letter]] and the fifth vowel in the ISO basic Latin alphabet. == History == The letter u ultimately comes from the Phoenician letter Waw by way of the letter y. See the letter y for details. During the late Middle Ages, two forms of 'v' developed, which were both used for its ancestor 'u' and modern 'v'. The pointed form 'v' was written at the beginning of a word, while a rounded form 'u' was used in the middle or end, regardless of sound. So whereas 'valour' and 'excuse' appeared as in modern printing, 'have' and 'upon' were printed...
Any further questions?
sigh ... @ShadowWizard ^ trolls
sigh  . . . @ShadowWizard ^ trolls
17:58
@ShadowWizard just take me Stack Exchange...
@UNIKITTY2.0 nice, u are fast
So... Chatbot also needs updates
When I send Chat key updates to the clients, the bot must also update it's key
18:12
Wow
When I have time I'll do some pixel counting to see roughly how many items I had in trash before
lol
> The Agar Agar Dance
18:42
nice
is this the ping icon?
with count?
Yep, it's the star
The notification is a heart, because hugs
boo
So @Uni love to hug?
@ShadowWizard Yep
What you hug?
18:51
blech
@ShadowWizard Anything
(Within standard ranges)
That means:
Excluding girls
lool!
loool
hmm... @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. why you skipped four words?
@rene hood
18:53
@ShadowWizard sweatshirt
@FOX9000 sweatpants
No associated word found for sweatpants.
@ShadowWizard Wha?
>>continue sweatpants pink
@ShadowWizard pink
18:54
>>addlinkexplanation sweatpants pink s1.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600/600/00/…
@ShadowWizard Explanation added.
@FOX9000 ink
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. blob
@FOX9000 plop
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. wind
18:54
@FOX9000 hind
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. convulsive
@FOX9000 conclusive
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. trial
@FOX9000 denial
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. crumble
18:55
@FOX9000 defense
@FOX9000 grumble
@berserk theban
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. noise
@FOX9000 What?
@FOX9000 chemical
18:56
@berserk temperature
lol
@FOX9000 hot
@ShadowWizard I saw the WAG reply to Flowerz™ and just came right in and answered it. The four words in between do not see me to blame.
@ShadowWizard mixture
@FOX9000 ಠ_ಠ I'm not looking for relationships.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. same as @Uni!
18:57
LOL
@ShadowWizard But the bot didn't call @Uni "temperature".
@UNIϺ.Λ.Ʀ.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. fine fine, worst case you would owe 2 words to @rene and 2 words to @FOX :D
@ShadowWizard Which ~0.

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