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4:54 AM
@PraxisAshelin that is scary answer :(
@berserk :3 R.I.P
 
 
1 hour later…
counting 10 in reverse
taking deep breaths
 
@berserk lets meet this weekend and kill your anger :xD
 
Are you coming to chandigarh?
 
> If you say.
 
Sure, why not? :)
 
6:01 AM
cc @DroidDev
 
collecting some knives and axes
 
hey...you know about google maps indoor @berserk?
 
never heard
 
You mean map inside buildings?
throws cortana at @Uni
 
6:07 AM
WAT
Ducks
 
@berserk yup, new feature in maps 6.0
 
wow, cool
But it won't be covering all the buildings right?
 
> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
I thought you might now, I have to implement in an app :/
 
Or does it have the feature of z-axis too?
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Blech
 
6:08 AM
Wat
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 
@berserk you can submit floor plan of yours too. and it tells what floor you are on, with accuracy which can be defined as crazy
 
nice
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica lol that face
 
BLECH
@DroidDev (Omosheroi)Sounds interesting.
 
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
[status-[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]]
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴
 
6:14 AM
wow money
What's that? ._.
 
Someone hiding
 
lol
 
(。◕‿‿◕。)
 
Now that you mention it.
 
☉_☉
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. )
>>flip ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. )
 
6:15 AM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica (┛•³⇀)ง︵) ˙□˙)/ ︵ ┬─┬
 
lol @Uni seems to be in good mood today
 
>>flip ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica (┛^Д•)づ︵つ༽ °͡ ʖ͜ °͡ つ ༼
 
6:15 AM
Not even bleched once.
 
School ended super early today
Haze is like 300+
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ
 
:o
 
ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
°Д°
Need to add that to the bot
 
LOL
Do it! Do it!
 
!!/emoji
@berserk Later
 
6:17 AM
\o/
 
Oh and yay
PSI is going up!!!!!
table = $($('table.noalter')[1])
MAGIC:
$($('table.noalter')[1]).children().children().not('.even').children()
TIME FOR WEB SCRAPING!!
 
 
1 hour later…
7:29 AM
Should I go and shower?
!!/randbool
..
Bot died
Connection error
!!/randbool
.......
DAMMIT BOT
!!/randbool
 
lol
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica True
Grrrrrr
Yey -> shower == true
Is dat lamda??
 
Boo! You replied manually! Boo!
 
7:43 AM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica what kind of shower?
 
Just regular
@berserk No, its bot
!!/randbool
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica True
!!/randbool
!!/evaluate 1 + 1
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica True
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica boring! :D
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for Python eval('1 + 1'): 2
 
@ShadowWizard blech
 
!!/evaluate 123434+1232/123*232-12234+345443/123424-4535624746444+3244*13245
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for Python eval('123434+1232/123*232-12234+345443/123424-4535624746444+3244*13245'): -4535581666137.429
...
 
7:45 AM
throwing shower on @ber
 
> As of 15pm, the PSI is 246
Lol
Damn
PSI is going down :(
 
PSI?
 
Pollutant Standard Index
Changes system time
It works!
Happy dance
Simple enough
Sup @Pra
 
It collects realtime data from the haze website
 
7:53 AM
oY
 
@berserk help needed
[◕‿◕]
 
[status-◕‿◕]
YAY
The little window is now draggable
Although it does fly around
 
8:16 AM
Don't ask me to do it for the average in Singapore
That will kill me
 
9:00 AM
!!/randbool
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica True
So many trues...
 
@berserk reply
ELse will kill you
 
I'm just leaving the bot, gotta do work
!!/kill @maveň
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on @maveň
Dat last char!
 
What help? @maveň
 
9:16 AM
full rekt
my workplace has blocked even more sites now
no more skype, 9gag or manga
only sleep now
 
lol
 
oh no my pc is installing McAfeeVirusScan
 
why?
 
idk
maybe it's just commiting suicide
I could get behind that
 
PSI is dropping.....
 
10:04 AM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica after that ur BOT died
@berserk worked on gridview ?
 
yes
 
@maveň I know
Computer died
!!/kill @berserk
!!/numberRange 1 100
 
10:20 AM
@maveň You will pay for that...
 
!!/kill @berserk
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @berserk sleeps with the fishes
!!/numberRange 1 100
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Command syntax incorrect. Do this: !!/range start_num end_num [up|down]
!!/numberRange 1 100 up
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100
 
10:37 AM
@berserk lol, I know the feel
 
11:20 AM
!!/range 1 100 down
 
I love looking at people trying these kinda things
 
!!/sex now
 
Alex Warren on September 29, 2015
Is your current job awesome? Or could you be doing better?
> I could possibly have coped with the glacial pace of technological change if the company had been a really great place to work. But it was the kind of heavily corporate environment bogged down with procedures, timesheets, pointless meetings, a dress code, locked-down PCs and heavily filtered internet (when Stack Overflow launched I had to put in a request with the IT department to allow access, which my boss had to approve).
shite, this is too accurate
 
wtf is this view? I mean these are 2 messages.
 
@PraxisAshelin WTH this image is intruding the next message.
 
11:30 AM
huh?
 
@berserk Lemme go ask in meta.
 
I'm not seeing it
 
well image is blocked for me so
 
ah, so is imgur right? (I was about to post a screenshot)
 
11:32 AM
yep
stack images are hosted on imgur
 
Poor @Pra.
 
everything is sad
 
@berserk ._.
\o/
/o\
 
 
1 hour later…
12:53 PM
@PraxisAshelin Bot started
!!/kill @PraxisAshelin
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @PraxisAshelin played too much Minecraft and got eaten by a zombie
 
lol
 
!!/kill @maveň
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M An axe fell on @maveň's head.
 
Hah, @maveň America even got you!
 
!!/kill @ᔕᖺᘎᕊ
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica An axe fell on @ᔕᖺᘎᕊ's head.
LOl
 
12:57 PM
Thanks @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M :D
 
Yay for the massacre!
 
Lol
!!/kill @berserk
 
noOOOOo00oO0o0o0o
 
Lucky for you, I turned off internet to do testing
!!/kill @berserk
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica A noose appeared around @berserk's neck and he tripped and fell off a cliff
HAHAHA
 
noose?
 
1:11 PM
A noose is a loop at the end of a rope in which the knot slides to make the loop collapsible. Knots used for making nooses include the running bowline, the tarbuck knot, and the slip knot. == Use in hangingEdit == The knot most closely associated with execution is the hangman's knot, which is also known as the "hangman's noose". The anatomy of a noose is such as this: the open end is called a "Honda" the knots are known as hangman's knots (depending on styles) the end that is plain is the hitch In the US, a noose is sometimes left as a message in order to intimidate people. Its meaning is derived...
 
1:31 PM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica did he died :3
 
Dunno
Lol
I'm changing time
All my messages are yesterday
 
1:43 PM
And back
Everything back to normal
 
2:04 PM
I need a trolling question
 
...and I need $200 billion. But, we all don't get what we need.
 
2:45 PM
!!/randbool
!!/evaluate "Hello"
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for Python eval('"Hello"'): Hello
Grrr
PSI is 151
> u know chocolate isnt good for u? also sweet stuff
I KNOW BUT ITS NICE I LIKE SWEET STUFF if not what you want me to eat :'(
ROFL
Used that kind of english on purpose
Before:
> whats ur fav food?
lots of food hoho chocolates & sweet stuff ya ik
Even more:
> r u always hungry?
yes often 🍭
@ber vvv
I needs some reps
 
3:33 PM
@PraxisAshelin yup, and imgur is hosting child porn, hence blocked by many ISP's
>>lastword
 
24 hours ago, by FOX 9000
@ShadowWizard overlord
 
wow
Maybe time for NES...
 
@ShadowWizard is it really?
 
@PraxisAshelin I haven't come across it, but it wouldn't surprise me to be honest; everyone can upload on Imgur. I can imagine that the amount of images uploaded per day is so big that you cannot check (and clean up) everything.
 
3:54 PM
12
Q: Problem with viewing images on all Stack Exchange sites (in Colombia)

HansBackground The Colombian government is fighting against child pornography a lot time ago. The law I concern the most is the law 679 of 2001, I do not know how do they get to verify if a site contains child pornography or not. The deal is that the law states that the ISP's need to block sites con...

And SE team doesn't deny it, so guess it's true
(and of course, isn't SE fault in any way)
@ProgramFOX true, the only way to really avoid those things is have every single image go through review. And that is insane, especially for free hosting. They count on people to flag inappropriate images, and guess this should be enough.
 
@ShadowWizard The thing is, though, how will volunteers be able to see all inappropriate things? The people who want to see it, are obviously not going to report it.
 
@ProgramFOX I heard that police forces around the world sometimes send "virtual spies" to the dark places of the internet, exactly for those things. Sounds like efficient way. :)
 
Huh, well that sounds good!
 
For the record, I wrote a simple code that show totally random images from imgur, as a fun project. While unsurprisingly it give quite a lot of... uncouth... images, never got anything illegal.
 
Yeah I've seen that script.
 
 
2 hours later…
5:35 PM
@TheLittleNaruto WELCOME
>>alive
 
@maveň Yes, I'm alive.
 
>>lastword
 
yesterday, by FOX 9000
@ShadowWizard overlord
 
@FOX9000 overload
 
@maveň badly
 
5:36 PM
@FOX9000 jerk :P
 
@maveň rope
 
@FOX9000 tie
 
@maveň buckle
 
@FOX9000 knot
 
@maveň log
 
5:36 PM
@FOX9000 cat
 
@maveň spitting
 
@FOX9000 chuckle
 
@TheLittleNaruto mccoy
 
@FOX9000 cocky
 
@TheLittleNaruto damned
 
5:37 PM
@FOX9000 what
 
@TheLittleNaruto do
 
@FOX9000 no
 
@TheLittleNaruto tidings
 
@FOX9000 slidings
 
No associated word found for slidings.
 
5:37 PM
hehehe
 
@TheLittleNaruto say thanks to me atleast :(
 
bad ass
 
@maveň Hey maven thanks :D
 
:3
wondering will @SHA will allow to play WAG this way
 
5:39 PM
Well That's what I call a performance; Giving your very first shot and won.
 
@berserk you are no more now @TheLittleNaruto is here also to kill you
~escape :xD
 
^^
I am just a baby. :)
 
(-_-)
baby vampire
@berserk you are looking innocent
 
Meh!
My broadband speed is too low today. :/
 
@Pro chess?
 
5:41 PM
@berserk no @Pro
;)
 
Probably taking bath..
 
@berserk already playing atm
 
O_O
 
oh lol
got time for some matches after?
 
probably for some bullet
 
5:43 PM
ok, ping me when to start
 
@berserk sure
@FOX9000 !delete!
:3
>>die
 
@maveň Command not found. Did you mean: define?
 
Ok, I feel better now.
 
lol
 
For the first time, I am seeing how ignore works :D
Sup denlings? :)
 
5:45 PM
@berserk zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
 
No associated word found for zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ.
 
pulls @TheLittleNaruto 's tail
 
@FOX9000 lastword
 
No associated word found for lastword.
 
>>lastword
 
5:45 PM
12 secs ago, by maveň
@FOX9000 lastword
 
R.I.P
 
@berserk Stop playing with my tail. It's too small. I am not a grown up kid like you. :/
 
haha, that's why
 
@FOX9000 news
 
@maveň bulletin
 
5:46 PM
@FOX9000 top
 
@maveň knoll
 
@FOX9000 chair
 
@maveň bench
 
@FOX9000 sit
 
@maveň fireside
 
5:47 PM
@FOX9000 cook
 
@maveň cookie
 
@FOX9000 cake
 
@maveň pineapple
 
@FOX9000 flavour
 
@maveň sieve
 
5:48 PM
@maveň hmm? What way?
 
@FOX9000 box
 
@maveň litter
 
@ShadowWizard no membership card for @TheLittleNaruto :xD
 
@maveň anyone can play, that's the whole point :)
 
wagging is public ;)
 
5:51 PM
yup
 
jup
 
star it :P
 
moon it
 
lol
 
boon it
 
5:53 PM
@sha can kill anyone
 
@sha can bill anyone
 
@FOX9000 litre
 
@ShadowWizard gram
 
@FOX9000 ounce
 
5:54 PM
@ShadowWizard sweeten
 
LESS TALKING MORE WAGGING
 
 
4 hours later…
10:24 PM
@ShadowWizard So... that guy who got the 14 day suspension... I was thinking 14 days seemed a lot for a first offense... and then he said something about how shouldn't 30 minutes have been enough time and I though... uh... wow. That guy has balls.. no brains, but balls. I might have petitioned for 7 days... or 3... but 30 minutes... that's crazy.
 
11:04 PM
@ShadowWizard I made an edit to the question I posted about asian characters in the username. I'm not sure that it's a duplicate of the qustion you linked though
 

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