ok, so nobody's here

let's spam den :D

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hmmm, nothing better than a boobie spam :D

now, to last word

@ShadowWizard ball

@ShadowWizard what?? there are not of suitable words "great, nice, laser pointers, milk, attractive". Don't disappoint me again :P

/s/not/lot

wondering, if I wrote it right

looks left

looks right

what do you see?

Darn, he is awake.

hides the fake horn and the glue behind a rock

@DroidDev Nothing. I see nothing. And mostly important, I wasn't trying to unicornize you.

thinks @SPArchaeologist forgot about my Hidden Mist jutsu

I lurk here all day long :P

you don't see me, but I can hunt even with my eyes closed :D

morning! funny guys you two! :D

@ShadowWizard morning!

@DroidDev balls (several meanings so it's legal ;))

@ShadowWizard I was wondering if you'd reply with this

you didn't disappoint me this time :D

@ShadowWizard soft

yup, indeed! :)

#ifYouKnowWhatIMean

@DroidDev Then I fear I will have to resort to Conqueror Haki.

lots of work today so no Tavern and less time even here :(

@DroidDev skin (and yes, I think I know what you meant :))

@ShadowWizard but you replied to wrong message in hurry :P

@DroidDev I was distracted by other possible words but yeah, fixed now :D

@ShadowWizard cover (skin is a kind of cover for our body)

@DroidDev @SPArchaeologist you like short stories? Think game involving them will have a success here?

@ShadowWizard sure, go on with it :D

@DroidDev album (no worry boobs, we'll get back to the path soon enough ;))

@DroidDev good, need some time to formulate proper rules but hope it would be all ready in 6-8 days :-D

@SPArchaeologist I guess you didn't know that I have mastered Sage Mode

@ShadowWizard will wait for it, but just keep in mind that most of the time, most of people don't have time here. I mean, they only come, reply and go.

@DroidDev yeah, well aware of this, so will try to make it as effortless as possible

@ShadowWizard you can consider me committed to this proposal :D

@DroidDev mumble.... Would it work against a will so powerfull it actually applies pressure on near objects? (and not-so-near ones too)

(there's a word waiting up there ;))

@ShadowWizard Still Waiting

@SPArchaeologist you again forgot about Genjutsu. Once trapped in it, I don't even need to do anything :P

well played, @SPArchaeologist!

@SPArchaeologist patience

@ShadowWizard me

@DroidDev Wouldn't be so sure.

@SPArchaeologist can't play video, please describe it. My CTO is sitting just behind me

@DroidDev onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Haki/Haoshoku_Haki

@DroidDev programmer

@SPArchaeologist already seen it, but under my genjutsu, you won't even know what you are doing and I can be any number from 1 to 100(shadow clone jutsu), so no matter how many times you use it, I'll just create more clones and wait until you are exhausted

Actually, the article is pretty underestimating the thing that form of haki can do. Little by little it is drifting towards "I impose my will over reality"

@ShadowWizard developer

@SPArchaeologist I also own the cast shadow spell :P

@DroidDev Beyond the Impossible is distinct from Up to Eleven in two respects. 1.) There is no 'topping' involved; topping the previous maximum is not necessarily the motivation. 2.) The action is literally impossible instead of being one step higher than the current best.

@DroidDev For example: Alice punches Bob and he steps back from the force. Up to Eleven, Alice punches Bob across the room. Beyond The Impossible, Alice punches Bob backwards in time. The former is just a stronger punch while the latter has nothing to do with strength.

@DroidDev it works only in this Den, ya know ;)

@DroidDev Anna Lear

@ShadowWizard then behold

@SPArchaeologist Six Paths Sage Technique

@DroidDev use it with extra care! :D

I can invoke that alongwith being a Ten Tails Jinchuriki

@SPArchaeologist whatever you do, it doesn't matter, when I someone have energy that is being drawn from nature itself and also from the tailed beasts and also, just a basic Substitution Jutsu and all of your effort is just on a wrong clone of mine, while I sit aside, waiting for your attack to finish and start with mine :P

@ShadowWizard gamer

you don't need great powers to defeat someone, you just need a good, well executed plan

@DroidDev Maybe you are underestimating the Beyond the Impossible trope, which is reasonable since you haven't seen Gurren Lagan.

@DroidDev Quick example time then:

@DroidDev Attenborough can use laser cannons to shoot points in space time. Not just one point but every point. It's like he's pointing a gun at history. Then he goes and shoots every single point in space and time at once. Also, they never made or built this weapon beforehand; Attenborough created it on the spot simply because he wanted more power.

@SPArchaeologist that just means that I'll have to catch you in my genjutsu before you shoot those points in time space and stop you by creating an illusion that you are shooting me, but instead you'll be shooting yourself. This evil cannot be allowed to be on earth :P

...and just to let you know, I have learned my transportation jutsu from Minato himself and combine it with Six Paths Sage Technique, it's fastest beyond imagination

@DroidDev fake

@DroidDev Beyond the impossible means that if I decide that I need to simply be immune to your genjutsu I will be. That is... if I don't feel like it would be more cool to punch the ability outside of you using a giga drill I just invented on the spot.

@DroidDev But as you wish. Then I shall just use the Sharingan family powers to stream season 1 to 4 of MLP directly to your mind.....

@SPArchaeologist but, you'll only feel that need, if you were knowing that you are under my genjutsu. As I already wrote "you'll be shooting yourself"

@ShadowWizard shake

@SPArchaeologist Substitution Jutsu again :P

@DroidDev Again. Did I shoot me? doesn't mater, I change the past to shoot you. I was killed? Don't care. I can be still here if I want. Beyond the Impossible is just this. You take the fourth wall and use it as a toothpick to clean your mouth.... Btw, by the power of the elements of harmony I can stream my episodes to you wherever you are. Whenever you are. Howmanyever you are.

@SPArchaeologist Did you shoot yourself? yes, but after every single past of yours is shot after you were trapped under genjutsu, I'll just send you to another dimension(Mangekyo sharingan). You can have all the fun there :P

@ShadowWizard .... I fear that the short story things already as gone beyond what you expected, did it? :P

@SPArchaeologist lol, we are so much into this anime :P

@SPArchaeologist well, what you're doing here with @DroidDev is more like a RPG which is cool, I must admit :-)

and to keep things interesting.....

@DroidDev booty

(don't think I need to explain ^ ;))

that's more like it, now we are talking :D

you know, I never really grasped the idea of the "twerking" trend and why it's so "new". Maybe I'm just getting old... :(

@DroidDev You still don't grasp the pain of what Beyond the Impossible means. I can eat time. I can paint punches. I can breathe your sharingan. I am the one that decides the rule you must follow, only for the fun of then break them to troll you and laugh while you look.

Do you remember Q from Star Trek? That. Only multiplied how many times I think I need to utterly troll you:P

@SPArchaeologist you think I don't grasp the mean of Beyond Impossible, but that's wrong, I am just not giving up and coming up with new ways to defeat your ultimate weapon, at-least two-three I already wrote above:P

@SPArchaeologist and for all the quotes about eating, painting, breathing, you'll think you are doing it, but you'll already be under my genjutsu and I'll be the one making all the rules for you :P

@ShadowWizard dance

@DroidDev nope, because beyond the impossible means that if I think I am not under your mind control attempt then I don't. I simply refuse your reality and make up my own. THEN, I force you to live with it. Reality Bender really doesn't even start to scratch the surface of "You can take your fourth wall and use it as an abjure, because that is the only use you will be able to make of it after I am done here"

As somedraco said before "I am entropy itself. A really trolling entropy. Do you want to try to fight entropy? Have fun.... If ye need me I will be waiting under that tree, drinking my tea. Just follow the laughter..."

@DroidDev bounce

@SPArchaeologist again, you'll only think that you are not under my mind control attempt only when you'll know that you are under it, which of-course is not going to happen

@ShadowWizard bouncy (you know what is bouncy)

tending to bounce, isn't it? ;)

I'll rank dirtyness in your mind by your reply to bouncy @Sha :P

@DroidDev Let me spell it better for you. I simply decide that I am immune to your control in the future, then apply it retroactively to the past. All of this from a future that doesn't even exist.

OK, time for......

@DroidDev boobs (click at your own risk ;))

@DroidDev you can try to fight logic. You can try to fight strength. You cannot fight nosense. Trust me. I tried, before I got to know that funny one called Pinkie :P

@SPArchaeologist Like you have a future Devil laugh

@DroidDev re-read the above message. As I said, no need for that future to exist. No-sense, remember?

When you're rife with devastation There's a simple explanation: You're a toymaker's creation Trapped inside a crystal ball

@ShadowWizard Monotony.

They should put a link to the den on that page.

When the repetition is of something nice I really don't care ;)

@SPArchaeologist Monogamy

@SPArchaeologist you missed the point, where you shot every single instance of yourself and then the only one left was sent to another unknown dimension or better I'll put a Dead Demon Consuming Seal on soul of that single instance left and that will be end.

@ShadowWizard one-woman-man

@DroidDev One-to-many relationship :P

@DroidDev I fear that the one missing the point is you. Again, rule of nosense says that whatever you do, whatever I did, if it is funny (and trolling) enough I can just remake all as I feel the need to.

@DroidDev Let me make an example...

@ShadowWizard cheating

@DroidDev Suppose we where actually fighting. You have some hope to win right? Now suppose that I had Goku strength, your hopes are already fewer. Now, you are the boss in a game, your hopes are already pretty void - I can fight you how many times I want while you are bound to the pattern the game gave you. And what is the final nosense point? I am the maker of the game.

@DroidDev ME

/me goes looking for @SPArchaeologist's g/f to tell her the news :-P

@ShadowWizard yea... have fun. Mind if I laugh while you do?

@SPArchaeologist so much for maker of game, when you weren't able to detect my presence in Den today morning :P

@SPArchaeologist only if I know why you laugh ;)

@SPArchaeologist Joe

@ShadowWizard ex-con

just like old times, convert any word to a movie name spell

yeah, good!

@DroidDev redemption

@ShadowWizard shawshank

and again with the spell

@DroidDev Was it funny? Yes it was. No need to explain more

@DroidDev care to ping Anna or Oded (or even balpha) in the Tavern and point to them to this bug report? I tend to get sucked into the Tavern and don't have time today :(

@ShadowWizard this was already raised on MSO I think, but going to do it now

@SPArchaeologist Did anyone laugh? :P

@DroidDev I did, You probably had fun too, or you wouldn't be still here "arguing" :P

@DroidDev "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." If you weren't, you wouldn't be there, right?

@SPArchaeologist that's about what our current mental situation is :)

@DroidDev Current?

@DroidDev thanks!

@ShadowWizard anytime :)

@SPArchaeologist current=present

@DroidDev Stephen King

@ShadowWizard Tabitha King

spouse

@DroidDev I meant.... you are sure it is just the current situation? As far as I am concerned it was also the past and probably the future one too.

@SPArchaeologist oh! It is definitely going to be the future one :D

@DroidDev Mushi King.

An anime about a giand beetle.

BTW, little off-topic. It's only me or Youtube has changed the way it streams movies?

All gone? Did they kill themselves after discovering that vlc youtube download has been broken or are they planning an attack to Google headquarters?

@SPArchaeologist shhh, the shadows are sleeping :)

@SPArchaeologist from the little I watch, it's becoming more laggy over time. :(

@SPArchaeologist Tonberry King

@ShadowWizard It's not the laggy problem. They changed the way the files are served/streamed

nasty boss, that is ^

@ShadowWizard Isn't that just Balpha?

@SPArchaeologist Balpha? like balpha the Stack Exchange developer?? /me confused

@ShadowWizard Yep, isn't that a photo of balpha in the morning, looking for spammers?

@SPArchaeologist hmm... when you put it that way.... it might be him indeed! :D

I just noticed something odd now though

Did he copy the stacked design?!

@ShadowWizard What is that?

@ShadowWizard as we were discussing about alcohols yesterday, so in spirit of my undying love towards alcohol, I changed my avatar to a bottle of whiskey, which has 69 written over it, in spirit of dirtyness of den ;)

@ShadowWizard Final Fantasy

@SPArchaeologist I searched for "balpha" in Google Images to see if you meant some boss I wasn't familiar with, and noticed it

@DroidDev wow that's..... very nice of you! :-D

and I also revived last word with a new reply

(as a teenager I was really "innocent" and had no idea what 69 means. took me long time to learn!)

@DroidDev Squall

@ShadowWizard I learned those things pretty quickly, my friend circle was not so innocent (this might define the large collection I was telling about yesterday)

@ShadowWizard @DroidDev - Enough. It is official. Starting today I will call you Happosai and Muten.

@ShadowWizard sudden

silently opens another tab to google "Happosai" and "Muten"

@SPArchaeologist who is who?

@DroidDev good question. Who is taller? Forget that. Happosai managed to run to a man turned into a girl knowing it was a man. Multiple times. He must be Droid

@SPArchaeologist I guess @ShadowWizard is taller

and may I ask the reason...?? :/

@DroidDev both perverted.

hides behind the desk

@SPArchaeologist but once turned into a girl, the man is actually a girl. No? ;)

wait... but there isn't a single instance of eve-teasing from either of our sides on full SE network until now. :/

@ShadowWizard Go say that to Ranma. If you are still alive after I will share my view.

@DroidDev of course I'm taller, it's by design :D

@ShadowWizard genetic (design)?

You mean Ranma ½, @SPArchaeologist?

@DroidDev yup

@ShadowWizard I said Happosai, didn't I? :P

last word

@SPArchaeologist well, Ranma is special case. But still, I think that when he turns into a girl, he is a girl by all means until he becomes a boy again :-D

@DroidDev urge

I think we should change the description of room to "Where words are being associated, shadows are lurking, new spells are given, RPG is being played and fantasies are discussed..."

@ShadowWizard verge

@DroidDev virgin

@DroidDev what fantasies? ;)

@ShadowWizard teens

@ShadowWizard just some innocent fantasies that we have about.........

@DroidDev Titans.

:P

you ruined it, Huh!

@SPArchaeologist clash of

virgin teens? you're too innocent, @DroidDev! :-}

@DroidDev Gemma Arterton (one of the actors)

@ShadowWizard you bet I am :D

@ShadowWizard Prince of Persia

@DroidDev Sands of Time

@Vogel612 game

@DroidDev thrones

@ShadowWizard of

:P

@DroidDev off

@ShadowWizard switch

coffee is here, anybody?

@DroidDev coffee? then this is the best moment to ruin it.

ROFL, where did you get that? LOL

btw, what is that? @SPA

@DroidDev That is you. After I am done with the reforming process.

:2465778 no, that's not what I am saying, I am saying, what is Naruto converted into, is it a pony or monkey or what? I am not able to get that

but, it is funny for sure. If producers over at Naruto's were my friends, I'd surely send them this :D

@DroidDev 't is a pony...

and darn hell there's NSFW crap out there with ponies...

though I am not sure whether there's a NSFW naruto pony...

@Vogel612 really? with ponies!!

@DroidDev with... everything... mostly

for more information refer to tvtropes / rule 34

@DroidDev just made myself a coffee, thanks :)

@DroidDev Layer 2

@Vogel612 sadly :(

@ShadowWizard mention not :D

@Vogel612 TCP/IP

@SPArchaeologist you wish :P

@DroidDev Port

aside, that's layer 4..

@Vogel612 sea

@SPArchaeologist but is this male or female pony? ;)

@DroidDev salt

@DroidDev But lately I've been thinking /Of a reason I should hide / FiM as if to mention it was painful / When it feels so good inside

@ShadowWizard ya, good luck trying figuring out the genders of things posted by @SPA :P

@ShadowWizard a badly drawn male, since the head is squared

@SPArchaeologist so to detect gender one need to inspect the pony head? :)

...and there goes one reason I don't watch FIM ^ :P

@DroidDev I am not sure I want to know the rest then.

@SPArchaeologist just discovered the first, there is no other reason yet ;)

@DroidDev I am not sure of why you would need other kind of differences ON A PONY. That's what I am saying.

@SPArchaeologist but.... that's so un-natural,,, wait.... :/

@ShadowWizard white

@DroidDev clean

@ShadowWizard my thoughts :D

@DroidDev dirty (you can't hide it! ;))

@ShadowWizard yours (You thought you can :P)

stolen quote "The idea is to die young as late as possible" :D

nice quote!

@DroidDev pours

@ShadowWizard drops

@DroidDev table

@ShadowWizard clothe

typo? ^

@ShadowWizard s/e/null :P

oh lol

@DroidDev shirt

@ShadowWizard women

warning NSFW

@DroidDev tomboy

@DroidDev Said the one that fears one pony video but keeps posting nsfw with his ceo nearby.

@DroidDev nah, they do have shirts :)

@ShadowWizard confusion

@SPArchaeologist CTO!! and he is not nearby now :D

@ShadowWizard The one I just starred don't have :P

@DroidDev /me goes looking :D

lol

@SPArchaeologist I am paralysed with every video, because of having no audio drivers on system :(

@DroidDev You just remembered me. @ShadowWizard, I didn't get to see the reaction yesterday when you saw the "Objection!" word. And the attached link.

@SPArchaeologist what link are you talking about? did I miss something?

@SPArchaeologist I think you might like discussion in comments meta.stackexchange.com/q/240271/244282

@SPArchaeologist I fear I missed it! /blush

@SPArchaeologist ROFL

last word

oh wow, that's a nice Flash service! I bet the poor bot felt your anger @SPArchaeologist :D

@DroidDev teenager

@ShadowWizard virgin :P

@DroidDev I am split. Send ziggy to the rescue or posting "We are so far away from Equestria" as a reply so they can learn tolerance?

@DroidDev Brand

ops.....

@SPArchaeologist you need reinforcements. To clean up @DroidDev's and my own dirty minds you'll need something really grand. ;)

isn't ziggy a bot by the way??

@SPArchaeologist I thought of Ziggy for a while, but then I thought that OP is serious about his idea and summoning Ziggy would make him feel disappointed

@ShadowWizard I second that

@ShadowWizard no, Ziggy is the user, that appears in Tavern once a month, starting discussion about religious things

@DroidDev oh.... now I remember something. I think that when he'll see some of our words he'll run away crying :D

@ShadowWizard you underestimate the Flanders Power.

@SPArchaeologist Summon him and we'll see :-)

@ShadowWizard I bet, he'll have something very important to say about this

@DroidDev yeah like "of course teenagers are virgin, it's obvious people wait to be married" ;)

@SPArchaeologist sigil

@ShadowWizard give him a day and the den will get his name changed to the "Church of Light".

^

@SPArchaeologist challenge accepted!

@DroidDev Probably Shadow would become "Light Priest"

@ShadowWizard I am 22 and I am virgin, what?? you don't believe me :P

@SPArchaeologist will he stop lurking here then, because lurking is bad

@DroidDev I was about to star this but on a second thought..... :D

@ShadowWizard wax

@ShadowWizard ok ok, I got your point. I won't refer to myself as virgin again

@Vogel612 full body

@DroidDev lol

@ShadowWizard but you should at-least believe that I am innocent. You can take @SPArchaeologist advice in this case

@DroidDev pillow

bet you did not see that one coming! ^

@DroidDev I believe you never really lie, unless you're just not telling the truth :p

@ShadowWizard that's just true, why don't they just use blanket for cuddling? :/

@DroidDev blanket is something you put on top of yourself, pillow is what you put beneath yourself. Where are your bed manners?! :-D

@ShadowWizard shhhhh virgins don't have bed manners /jesting

@Vogel612 oh my, I totally forgot about virgins in my suggestion to Oded. What icon should be used and what color? ;)

@ShadowWizard a cherry (japanese slang for virgin)

@Vogel612 fits perfectly!

@Vogel612 also, on the contrary: virgins get more sleep so they should have better bed manners than others. :-)

@ShadowWizard not so sure about that... and cherry is the last word.-

@Vogel612 Punch

@Vogel612 oh my, I was sure it was reply to "what icon should be used"!

@SPArchaeologist banana

@ShadowWizard Macedonia

@ShadowWizard wait, you want to tell me you've never heard of singles cuddling with blanket?

I really have to consider the score you get in innocence, out of 10 :P

@ShadowWizard 't was both.

@Vogel612 ahhhh, clever!

@DroidDev of course I did it, but such a pillow as in the picture is so much better :)