Wizards Den

It was supposed to be this week, but the teacher got sick, and instead of pushing everything by a week (assuming he returns), they moved those that were supposed to have this week to some later time xd

Mithrandir

Oh, history is fun

Shadow Wizard

@Mithrandir of Israel and USA, not sure about @PrincessLuna's place... ;)

Princess Luna

@ShadowWizard ~~It's in fact a palace!!!!~~ :p

Shadow Wizard

lol

Princess Luna

8:49 AM

@Mithrandir It's kinda interesting yeah, but with the current system we're using, it's not xd

Mithrandir

10 hours ago, by Mithrandir

Princess Luna

What?!

I like my places palaces and my yachts many!! :p

Shadow Wizard

@EKons only pee? :(

@Mithrandir Bella Thorne Hairflip

@Tinkeringbell no way you were able to clean the Den toilets. You need a Shadow Dust for that. And it's located in one place only.

:D

@PrincessLuna like this?

Princess Luna

@ShadowWizard Not enough!! :p

Shadow Wizard

9:04 AM

lol

EKons

@ShadowWizard no... if I put water in your @shadow what do I get?

@PrincessLuna uh, thunder is too hot

Mithrandir

@ShadowWizard Ah, but what do I mean by that?

Shadow Wizard

@EKons hey, don't touch my @shadow! It's private part! :P

EKons

@ShadowWizard you cast private parts?!

Shadow Wizard

@Mithrandir "here, take that!!" ?

Mithrandir

9:09 AM

I refuse to confirm or deny anything, by the way :P

Shadow Wizard

@EKons of course not!

@Mithrandir now I'm curious, what you should confirm or deny?

Oh, watching Glitter?

Mithrandir

That I'll deign to deny

Shadow Wizard

lol

EKons

@ShadowWizard so... if you cast some sort of @shadow and then I put water in that... is it going to cause... fright or something else? :P

Shadow Wizard

@EKons The water will just go through the shadow and make a puddle on the floor. :D

!!feed @EKo's water

KennyBOT

9:15 AM

~ I'm not sure I ever had @EKo's water ...

EKons

@ShadowWizard so, if I aim correctly, is it going to scare the culprit? ;D

@ShadowWizard "@EKo's water" == "@EKo's pee"

True

Shadow Wizard

ohhh

That is different!

The shadow does react to pee.

I'm afraid actual effects are random, and impossible to predict.

Fear is one of many possible results.

EKons

are there going to be bad consequences for the good people? 😱

Shadow Wizard

@EKons not all bad. One other possible effect is huge explosion of flowers, causing thousands of flowers to appear in Den.

EKons

@ShadowWizard so... we have to keep stuff such as @rene away? :P

Shadow Wizard

9:21 AM

@EKons while he's surely behind this effect, he doesn't have to be around for it to happen so it won't help. :D

Another possible effect of pee in the shadow is everyone becoming red parrots.

EKons

yeah... Den then useless

Shadow Wizard

lol

But @Tink would be able to reverse it using her Diamond Power.

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto I was checking jetpack. What do you think about the need of rxjava, after google has introduced jetpack with work manager and all.

takes all the pings from @Sha and starve him of pings

EKons

@ShadowWizard any danger we become @FOX es instead of people afterwards?

takes all pings from @Dro

DroidDev

poison the pings

EKons

9:25 AM

wait... why are you spilling poison on the ground?

ew

Mithrandir

Yeah, doing so could accidentally kill the flowers...

Princess Luna

@EKons not really

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev noooooooooooo

FOX 9000

No associated word found for noooooooooooo.

Shadow Wizard

@EKons thanks

FOX 9000

9:33 AM

@ShadowWizard gratefully (?)

Shadow Wizard

@Mithrandir nah the flowers are tough

EKons

@ShadowWizard phew, look at what he tried to do next

Shadow Wizard

@EKons no. Bots are special, magic don't apply on them. ;)

e.g. I can't make @FOX say what I want in reply to a word. :(

rene

@EKons \o

Shadow Wizard

@rene o/

EKons

9:35 AM

@rene \o

@ShadowWizard can we use them as shields? :P

Mithrandir

o/

Shadow Wizard

@EKons hmm... that would be abusing the bots. @ProgramFOX and @rene would be furious.

:P

EKons

@ShadowWizard IT'S WAR NOT FUN :D

Shadow Wizard

@TheLittleNaruto can we use baby as a shield against shadow magic and its effects? :D

Once upon a time there was @Moosebot who could be perfect shield, but he overheated and... gulp... died. :(

R.I.P @Moosebot

EKons

I remember him... R.I.P.

Shadow Wizard

9:39 AM

He woke up so many people... killed so many.... licked so many....

(not in that order!! ;))

EKons

and... you could just @Moo for him

Shadow Wizard

(wonder if @Tink thinking we're totally out of our minds by now..... ;))

@EKons nah he's too busy doing... something. :(

Mithrandir

@ShadowWizard I t(h)ink she's been aware of that fact for a long time...

EKons

@ShadowWizard yeah, that doesn't have any sound anymore

Shadow Wizard

@Mithrandir lolz

FOX 9000

9:52 AM

@ShadowWizard lulz (?)

EKons

@Mithrandir the fact, eh?

Mithrandir

;)

Shadow Wizard

;)

EKons

;)

Shadow of the Shadow's Shadow

;)

KennyBOT

9:54 AM

~ ;)

Shadow Wizard

:D

Mithrandir

:D

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard I am just waking up... I'm not even in my mind yet ;)

Mithrandir

IT'S NOON, GET UP

EKons

pulls @Tink up

Shadow Wizard

10:01 AM

!!coffee @Tink

KennyBOT

~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT

Shadow Wizard

buh

Let's try a real coffee, using cat

EKons

drink or spill all over? ;-)

Shadow Wizard

>>cat brews a cup of {{randomchoice Macchiato Mocha Americano Latte Espresso Espresso jQuery}} for {{ping Tink}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard brews a cup of Latte for @Tink

Shadow Wizard

10:03 AM

Done.

@FOX is better coffee bot!

EKons

suggestions: >>lick, >>wut, >>coffee, >>tea, >>brownie

Shadow Wizard

!!wut

KennyBOT

~ What are you talking about?

Shadow Wizard

:/

Tinkeringbell

10:23 AM

@Mithrandir I still have 37 minutes before it's noon :P

I'm up, dressed and fed.

Now what?

EKons

you have -26 minutes before it's noon... ;)

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell shopping?

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard not on Sundays ;)

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell cinema?

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard Not on Sundays :P

Shadow Wizard

10:30 AM

@Tinkeringbell beer with friends?

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard What friends? :P

EKons

green parrots of course!

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell from work, of course :D

hmm... playing monopoly with your brothers? @Tink

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard :P I do miss the ones I made when working in Eindhoven

@ShadowWizard I'll think we'll fire up discord and all play our own computer game when talking :P

Shadow Wizard

lol

EKons

10:33 AM

wut

Shadow Wizard

Play poker with brothers?

(for real money of course ;))

Tinkeringbell

We don't do poker here ;)

Shadow Wizard

:(

Go to the zoo with brothers?

Tinkeringbell

Bit late for that ;)

EKons

favorite animal?

Tinkeringbell

10:35 AM

I'm going to fire up Netflix ;)

Shadow Wizard

Nooooooo

Don't go

Tinkeringbell

@EKons In the zoo? All the aquarium fish and the manatees

EKons

we're going to lose you, no Netflix!

Shadow Wizard

lol

Princess Luna

@Tinkeringbell What'cha watching?

Tinkeringbell

10:36 AM

@PrincessLuna I don't know yet, but I heard LoTR was put on Netflix this week ;)

Princess Luna

Ajin is a good show :3

Shadow Wizard

I see you, @Tink! ^

Princess Luna

lol

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell you... still... didn't watch LoTR?!

It's like... not watching Star Wars!

:D

To be honest, with such big scale movies, watching at home, even with big TV screen, is much less fun than watching in cinema.

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard I watched bits and pieces..

Not everything all at once though. Did read the books ;)

Shadow Wizard

10:41 AM

Maybe also because for me watching at home means with low sound due to sleeping wife and kids (I don't like headphones), but still... :D

@Tinkeringbell how were you able to do that? lol

Happy you read the books, at least. ;)

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard Television ;)

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell ohhh

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard ahhh (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 ehhh

FOX 9000

No associated word found for ehhh.

Shadow Wizard

10:43 AM

@Tink well each is 3 hours so better start now. Enjoy! :P

EKons

@FOX9000 ooohhh

FOX 9000

No associated word found for ooohhh.

Shadow Wizard

letting the parrot go

resisting urge to ping parrot

Princess Luna

lol

Shadow Wizard

hoping @Tink can still watch in spite of pings

whoops

status-failure

Mithrandir

10:45 AM

Tsk, tsk....

Tinkeringbell

Oh, I can, don't worry. I have two screens and can type blindly ;)

Shadow Wizard

lol

But you should focus on the movie!

Otherwise you might miss the part when [censored] kills [censored]! :P

Tinkeringbell

I think I already saw that part on tv :P

Shadow Wizard

lol

Princess Luna

xD

Shadow Wizard

10:47 AM

I wonder, is LoTR rated as 14+ or something due to violence?

Tinkeringbell

Mine says 12+ due to violence and scary stuff

Shadow Wizard

Yeah, makes more sense. :)

GoT should be rated 18+ but pretty sure it's not.

Tinkeringbell

I dunno, Kijkwijzer doesn't go any higher than 16 in its ratings.

So GoT is rated 16+ with violence and uncouth language :P

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell more than language... there is frontal nudity (both genders) almost is every chapter.... lol

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard I've heard about it, so yeah... Kijkwijzer had one for sex, but I don't think they apply that to general nudity, so that's why it was left off?

Shadow Wizard

10:58 AM

I think when I watched the first season, it was the first time ever that I saw frontal nudity in mainstream TV show. But.. one gets used to it. :P

They did lower the rate in season 7, wonder what will be in season 8.

@Tinkeringbell general nudity? You mean not part of sex act? lol

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard Yeah, but I looked it up and while the symbol is called 'sex' the description behind it does take into account scantily clad people ;)

Shadow Wizard

lol sounds weird.

Shadow Wizard

11:17 AM

Hungry and need to pee. What to do first?

:D

@ShadowWizard easy! Put food in microwave, go to pee. When coming back, food is hot and ready to eat.

KennyBOT

12:26 PM

~ A few more hours and this room will be frozen ...

Princess Luna

~ Watch it or I'll freeze you too!!

EKons

@ShadowWizard if you don't mind keeping your mouth intact... :P

Shadow Wizard

12:44 PM

@EKons my mouth can wait few minutes, pee can't. :D

EKons

@ShadowWizard but... can it handle so much hotness?

Shadow Wizard

My pee isn't that hot.

Oh wait

You mean food?

:P

EKons

umm... sure :P

Shadow Wizard

hehehe

Microwave got something called timer, you know.... it's really innovative. :D

(wanted to use that word for long time ;))

EKons

...if it actually has a small enough setting

Shadow Wizard

12:50 PM

@EKons three minutes. I had lots of food there. Could take a pic, but it's all gone by now. ;)

And I even got back 10 seconds before it was done anyway. :D

EKons

you pee for three minutes...?

also, the food I usually put there needs way less than 3 minutes

Shadow Wizard

@EKons Half minute walk from office to toilets. Half minute to get ready. Half minute to wash hands. Net pee time was about 30 seconds. :P

I can save tons of time by wearing diaper.... hmm....

:P

@EKons so either you got super microwave, or you eat really really small amount of food. Or third option, you eat it still cold?

EKons

kindergarten rule: if the child is wearing diapers, it has to wait

Shadow Wizard

lol

EKons

btw, does pasta really need 3 minutes to get warm? ...

Tinkeringbell

1:00 PM

@EKons Most things take 5 minutes in the microwave, except thawing bread ;)

EKons

pasta takes like 30-45 seconds...

700W setting, btw

(it's a manual one)

Shadow Wizard

@EKons no, but I had mix of things there, including chicken.

Hate it when only the surface is hot and the inside of the meat is cold. :/

EKons

the opposite for me

Hate it when only the surface is warm and the inside of the meat is hot. :/

Shadow Wizard

Happens only with thin slices.

EKons

um... what?

Shadow Wizard

1:04 PM

When the meat is thick, having it for low amount of time cause the inside to not get warm.

EKons

true

but when it's fresh out of the oven and it has "cooled down" the truth is that the inside is still scorching

Shadow Wizard

@EKons Wait, you mean freshly baked? Totally different, I reheat chicken made yesterday. :)

EKons

we usually don't reheat much here... :P

although that doesn't mean we won't need to start doing it in the future :(

Shadow Wizard

@EKons ohhh so that's the difference.

EKons

well... I do reheat stuff sometimes, although only today's stuff

for pasta, 30 sec with 700 W is surely enough

Shadow Wizard

1:13 PM

@EKons Only pasta, not really cold? Yup.

30 seconds is also the time to unfreeze a frozen roll. (bread)

EKons

btw, is your microwave manual (W+s) or automatic?

Shadow Wizard

No idea! How can you tell?

Wait, what you mean manual? That you can put custom time?

EKons

if it only has 2 settings it's manual, if it has gazillions of buttons it's probably more intelligent :P

Shadow Wizard

@EKons hmm.... got something like this: lg.com/il/microwaves/lg-MS204W-microwaves

(old one, but same brand)

So it's considered "automatic"?

EKons

1:53 PM

@ShadowWizard ah, Israel-only model?

I would consider that more automatic than ours... ;-)

(and also dumber)

Shadow Wizard

@EKons don't think so, though on Amazon I found only much more complex models. Maybe just... old. :)

(it exists for... umm..... 15 years?)

EKons

because I can't find anything in any other country

Shadow Wizard

@EKons you mean that exact brand I posted?

EKons

yeah

of course, I can't exactly read Hebrew... ;-) no, I don't trust GT!

samsung.com/gr/support/model/MW71B/ELE

come see true manual microwave! :D

(warning: Greek)

Shadow Wizard

@EKons found one! en.shpock.com/i/V34Fc3gEL347i0Vo

@EKons hehe, well, it looks nice. :D

EKons

2:10 PM

as you can see, mine only has the W (top) and s (bottom) settings :P

we use the latter a lot

Shadow Wizard

Yeah I also mostly just use the "quick start" button which activates it for 30 seconds on full power. (each extra click adds more 30 seconds)

EKons

the thing is, with ours, you can't really set 30 seconds (not sure, might be our specific one)

also, we use 700 W, not 800 W

Shadow Wizard

hmm... too bad!

EKons

it's simply not sensitive enough to recognize you've set it to 30s :-(

Shadow Wizard

So, it's a male microwave. :D

EKons

2:23 PM

heh

KennyBOT

3:24 PM

~ Where is everybody!?!

KennyBOT

5:25 PM

~ Can't we be a bit moar talkative?

KennyBOT

9:26 PM

~ Shadow of the Vampire

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