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good morning

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5:45 AM

Morning

@Zoe morning

1 hour later…

6:52 AM

~ The Wizard of Oz

~ The Wizard of the Den

7:24 AM

Speaking of the wizard

Where is the @ShadowWizard on this cold day?

7:46 AM

@Zoe cold day ? wow

it seems to be winter here but stills winter forget to come and the temperature is 30 degree C :(

8:02 AM

It's -10 degrees outside

8:32 AM

omg

!!feed pizza

~ Thanks for the pizza, appreciated!

!!feed bread butter

~ Come on! Make me something better than bread butter

!!feed noodles

~ Come on! Make me something better than noodles

8:34 AM

!!feed @Zoe's brain

~ No Pizza?

!!vomit

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH vomit, wet tissue from @berserk, @ShadowWizard !!!!!

!!vomit

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH pizza !!!!!

8:35 AM

!!feed vomit

~ Didn't I had vomit before?

8:53 AM

hullo @ShadowWizard @Zoe

happy children's day @Zoe

@Zoe hot actually

25 celcius

30 Celsius here :(

9:14 AM

@ShadowWizard Hi! After long time!

@Pandya hey! What's up?

Fine!

Moderating Hinduism.SE

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

@KennyBOT Yes under @rene 's pressure! :P lol

9:25 AM

lol

>>exec {{read 5983748}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard this is @Pandya's fault!

!!blame

@ShadowWizard blames @DroidDev for everything

lol

berserk

!!boobs

9:27 AM

~ WUT?

!!blame

May 13 at 3:48, by Pandya

>>cat And now really blame @KennyBOT for not blaming!

@Kaushik huh?

@ShadowWizard lucky you ^^

9:50 AM

@Pandya :D

@Zoe here today is children's day

@Pandya are you a relative of hardik pandya? :P

@Kaushik Not here :D

@Kaushik Not here :D

@Kaushik Is that the day were we can order the kids to finally clean up their rooms?

Here it's in November 20th

9:53 AM

@rene dunno

I didn't clean my room when I was a chid @rene

What's that second column @ShadowWizard?

Parent: Go clean your room. Kid: NO!. Parent: It is childrens day... Kid: Oh, okay

lol

9:55 AM

@Kaushik lucky you

@rene haha

@Zoe country paging, when there are many

Children's Day

Children's Day is a day recognised to celebrate children. The day is celebrated on various calendar dates in different countries. == History == Children's Day was begun on the second Sunday of June in 1856 by Reverend Dr. Charles Leonard, pastor of the Universalist Church of the Redeemer in Chelsea, Massachusetts: Dr. Leonard held a special service dedicated to, and for the children. Dr. Leonard named the day Rose Day, though it was later named Flower Sunday, and then Children's Day. Children's Day was first officially declared a national holiday by the Republic of Turkey in 1929 with the set...

lol, it isn't until may 17th next year

I didn't even know that existed tbh

haha

10:00 AM

It's on the same day as the national day in norway

lol events overflow

1 hour later…

11:03 AM

~ Shadow Conspiracy

~ The Conspiracy against the @Shadow

~ The Conspiracy against the @Shadow Revealed

11:19 AM

@ShadowWizard Yeah . . . :(

407 dead

five thousand something injured

Up to now

It was far west

We felt it too though

Heck, the whole Middle East did

11:36 AM

@M.A.R. not me... think over here only high floors felt it, I live in 4th floor. Sorry to hear, must be terrible. And terrifying... Israel also get big quakes sometimes, and we're totally not ready for that. :/

12:34 PM

@ShadowWizard ~ The Conspiracy Against the @Shadow III: Crushed

~ The Conspiracy Against the @ShadowWizard IV: Ended

~ The Conspiracy Against the @ShadowWizard V: The Fight

1 hour later…

1:35 PM

~ The World's Wizard

2 hours later…

3:35 PM

~ Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake

### @Zoe and the @Shadow's Secret

@ShadowWizard Once upon a time, @Zoe decided to hide behind @ShadowWizard. This turned to be a bad idea.

@ShadowWizard What @Zoe did not know, is that @ShadowWizard had a secret. A big secret.

@ShadowWizard When hiding behind @ShadowWizard, @Zoe saw the secret. It was right there. @ShadowWizard had a...

dammit, tell me >.>

@ShadowWizard ...tail!

lol

Your turn!

3:48 PM

eh, not in the mood

cheering @Zoe up so he can write a short story

I wish it was that easy >.>

starting to whisper into @Zoe's ear.... "it's all in your head"... until he believes it....

@ShadowWizard If you're totally not ready, I dunno what we are

@M.A.R. totally not ready x2?

3:51 PM

A considerable number of buildings on danger zones have been built 80-something years ago

@ShadowWizard x10

Israel government came with a grand plan many years ago: reinforce old buildings so they can withstands earthquakes, but not from the country budget but rather have private contractors do it, in exchange for building extra floors in the building and sell them to cover their expenses and make it worth their time and efforts. Guess what happened with that plan. @M.A.R.

It was written down as a document?

@M.A.R. well it's all about money, in the end of the day...

@M.A.R. no, it actually rolled out.

But only few hundreds of building in the whole country got this, leaving all the rest vulnerable. All in all, it was and still is a big failure.

Oh OK, so that's why being in the fourth floor makes you not feel it

@ShadowWizard she* and it isn't

3:56 PM

At least few of them were enforced

@Zoe It's all in your head

תמ"א 38

תוכנית המתאר הארצית לחיזוק מבנים קיימים בפני רעידות אדמה (תמ"א 38) היא אוסף של תקנות, שתפקידן העיקרי הוא טיפול בסיכונים הנובעים מרעידות אדמה. התוכנית הוכנה ביוזמת המועצה הארצית לתכנון ולבנייה, על ידי צוות גדול של מתכננים ויועצים שבראשו עמד האדריכל יונה פיטלסון. היא אושרה על ידי ממשלת ישראל, ב-14 באפריל 2005. == רקע == התקן הישראלי לעמידות מבנים בפני רעידות אדמה, ת"י 413, נכנס לתוקף בשנת 1975 והיה למחייב החל מינואר 1980. לפי ההערכות, מרבית המבנים שנבנו בישראל עד שנת 1980 אינם עומדים בדרישות תקן זה. לאור זאת, עלה חשש שבהתרחש רעידת אדמה חזקה בישראל, יגרום הדבר להתמוטטות מבנים רבים ולאלפי הרוגים....

You can translate ^

>>translate he pe התקן הישראלי לעמידות מבנים בפני רעידות אדמה

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Language not supported.

buh what's the code for Persian?

>>translate he fa התקן הישראלי לעמידות מבנים בפני רעידות אדמה

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] اسرائیل استاندارد برای دوام سازه به زلزله.