Wizards Den

@ShadowWizard I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.

Clemens Himmer

>> y

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer No latest words in memory.

Shadow Wizard

>>halp

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: help?

Shadow Wizard

>>yes I did!

FOX 9000

6:25 AM

@ShadowWizard The command you want to look up does not exist.

Shadow Wizard

Huh, so weird.

>>halp cat

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: help?

Shadow Wizard

>>yes

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Repeats what you said back at you. Syntax: >>cat something

Shadow Wizard

So it's borked only for empty "help".

hmm... let's see...

Clemens Himmer

6:26 AM

@Clem and @Sha bork squad!

Shadow Wizard

>>teme

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: time?

Shadow Wizard

>>yes

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Given argument is not a valid integer.

Shadow Wizard

bleh

Clemens Himmer

6:27 AM

>> time

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer Command does not have enough arguments.

Clemens Himmer

Youtube Kacke: Psycho Andreas hat sehr wohl Obst im Haus

►

lololololololol @ber

Shadow Wizard

OK. think I nailed it. @Pro the >>yes appears to always add a blank argument when user didn't give any arguments, so it cause empty >>help to not work, for example.

>>cut

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: utc?

Shadow Wizard

>>no

FOX 9000

6:28 AM

@ShadowWizard Command suggestion cleared.

Shadow Wizard

>>cot

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: utc?

Shadow Wizard

>>no I meant cat!

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command suggestion cleared.

Shadow Wizard

>>bat

FOX 9000

6:29 AM

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: cat?

Shadow Wizard

>>yes

FOX 9000

:4828247

Shadow Wizard

huh! Blank.

>>cat

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Argument parsing failed.

Shadow Wizard

>>flop table

FOX 9000

6:30 AM

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: flip?

Shadow Wizard

>>yes indeed

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard (┛'.')┛︵ǝןqɐʇ

DroidDev

>>fllop @ShadowWizard

FOX 9000

@DroidDev Command not found. Did you mean: flip?

DroidDev

>>yes

FOX 9000

6:35 AM

@DroidDev (づ゜□゜)ง︵pɹɐzᴉMʍopɐɥS@

Shadow Wizard

>>flip {{flop @Dro}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard (ง•ʖ•)┛︵¿dᴉןɟ :uɐǝɯ noʎ pᴉ◖ ˙punoɟ ʇou puɐɯɯoƆ

Shadow Wizard

>>flip {{yes}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard (╯๑益๑)╯︵˙(ǝɹoɯʎuɐ) noʎ ɹoɟ suoᴉʇsǝƃƃns puɐɯɯoɔ ou ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥ⊥

Shadow Wizard

hmm... is it now locked for @FOX?

>>cat >>yes

FOX 9000

6:38 AM

@ShadowWizard >>yes

Shadow Wizard

>>yes

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard There are no command suggestions for you (anymore).

Shadow Wizard

>>floop {{flip @Dro}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: flip?

Shadow Wizard

>>y

FOX 9000

6:39 AM

@ShadowWizard (づಠ益ಠ)ง︵@Dro︵┛(•ʖ•┛)

DroidDev

8:30 AM

you @ber dnaindia.com/scitech/…

Shadow Wizard

?

DroidDev

counter strike on android. @ber likes CS

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev Computer Science? Yeah, me too. :D

Clemens Himmer

8:51 AM

@DroidDev whyyyyyy???? on a phone? blech

@ShadowWizard cunnilingus stimulation

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer dunno, someone did it

this friday is my cousin sister's marriage and I can't go, because of my company. I hate this.

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev cousin sister is a little far related, rite?

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer kinda, but Indians are big on relatives and cultural things, so...

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev oh you indians..

Shadow Wizard

9:06 AM

@DroidDev make bugs as revenge, that will be triggered by you after you leave the company... ;-)

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard lol.

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard haha, yea, except I am not into development much :P

Clemens Himmer

if(company.employees.indexof(@Dro) = -1){
   trigger(bug);
}

DroidDev

I just wanna go home/leave this company

PhMgBr

OMG, dropping in and seeing semi-real hoomins chatting.

This must be my lucky day.

Shadow Wizard

9:09 AM

@DroidDev so send one of the devs code and ask him to add it, saying it is some test... :P

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev waaaait you're not a dev?

@DroidDev two more months to go for me :D yass

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer he is group leader I think

@PhMgBr yeah cherish the day while it lasts... ;-)

PhMgBr

I'll perish the day while it fasts.

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard hahaha, I have some dumb people, who'd just do it, if I say this is half of your work. They won't even check what's written

PhMgBr

Are you saying dumb people exist?

I don't believe you.

DroidDev

9:13 AM

@ClemensHimmer was, now I am into project management and team handling stuff (alongwith periodic harrasment in the way of coding on brand new technologies)

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev see? There is always something good in any bad thing... ;)

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer trying to make me feel jealous?

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev blech god i hate PM

@DroidDev not really, just happy

PhMgBr

@DroidDev Eh, whenever people say that I know they're jealous.

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard LMAO, Yesterday, I had to come back to office, because one of my juniors didn't push two whole folders to git repo

Clemens Himmer

9:14 AM

@PhMgBr that is true ...

DroidDev

@PhMgBr you are a chemical, you don't know feels. :P

@ClemensHimmer it pays more

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev complete opposite, feels are chemicals

PhMgBr

@DroidDev I know them more than you do, futile Droid. Dev. Droiddev. Wolf. Whatever

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer feels are farts

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev meh, w/e i'd rather enjoy what i do and have less rather than have a BS job and get a bit more or so

@DroidDev nah seriously, feels are chems

DroidDev

9:15 AM

@ClemensHimmer well, I wanna buy expensive things, so...

@ClemensHimmer so chems is farts?

PhMgBr

@DroidDev No, fart is chem.

A small part of it.

I'm not affiliated.

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev farts is chems

@DroidDev well, too bad for you

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer weren't the chems only liquids?

@ClemensHimmer not when I buy those :P

Clemens Himmer

9:44 AM

@DroidDev are you.. serious?

@DroidDev and still you complain

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev lol... why not just explaining over phone?

@PhMgBr really? So what is the formula for fart? ;)

JoErNanO

10:05 AM

Yo folks!

Where the hell did all my pings go?

I feel unwanted.

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard CH4

FOX 9000

No associated word found for CH4.

Clemens Himmer

You are unwanted @JoErNanO.

JoErNanO

@ClemensHimmer I knew it!

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer goooogling

sending unwanted ping to @JoEr

sending @JoEr to unwanted ping

Clemens Himmer

10:12 AM

@FOX9000 !delete!

wonder what will happen..

oh, no error message, too bad

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer nothing, it can delete only within 2 minutes

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard i know, wanted to know bout the error message, no error message :(

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard sending ping to unwanted @JoEr

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer yeah, no point - I think. Should be obvious. ;)

>>cat {{read 2786444}} {{read 2786554}} {{read 2404270}} {{read 1733828}}

brrrrr

@FOX9000 !delete!

Clemens Himmer

>>cat {{read 2786444}} {{read 2786554}} {{read 2404270}} {{read 1733828}},

FOX 9000

10:19 AM

@ClemensHimmer we love you :P,

>>read 1733828

@ShadowWizard :P

>> {{read 2786444}}

@ClemensHimmer Command not found.

Shadow Wizard

10:19 AM

self slap

Clemens Himmer

>> read 2786444

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer we

Shadow Wizard

>>cat {{read 2786444}} {{read 2786554}} {{read 2404270}} {{ping {{read 2465354}}}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard we love you @Joe

Shadow Wizard

Yay!

JoErNanO

10:23 AM

@FOX9000 Aweome!

@ShadowWizard Awesome!

Geekiness never dies.

Shadow Wizard

tru dat!

Clemens Himmer

>>cat {{read 3728519}} {{read 4612119}} {{read 2777783}} {{ping {{read 2465354}}}} {{read 2404270}} {{read 3929764}} {{read 3393575 }}{{ping {{read 2465354}}}}

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer Command not found. Command not found. Command not found. @Joe Command not found. Command not found. Command not found.@Joe

@ClemensHimmer nobody fucking :likes: @Joe you FUCK YOU!!! is not a valid message id/link.@Joe

Clemens Himmer

:D

Shadow Wizard

lol

Clemens Himmer

10:25 AM

oopsies

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer nobody fucking :likes: you @Joe, actually.... FUCK YOU!!! @Joe

Clemens Himmer

@FOX9000 !delete!

Shadow Wizard

>>read {{randomchoice {{randomchoice {{randomchoice 1962745}}}}}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard boo

Clemens Himmer

@FOX9000 !delete!

Shadow Wizard

10:28 AM

>>red {{randomchoice {{randomchoice {{randomchoice 1962745}}}}}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: random?

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: read?

Shadow Wizard

>>yes

Clemens Himmer

just kidding @Joe i kinda like you

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard boo

Shadow Wizard

>>yes

FOX 9000

10:29 AM

@ShadowWizard There are no command suggestions for you (anymore).

Shadow Wizard

>>help yes

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Executes the suggested command after a 'Did you mean?' response

Shadow Wizard

>>help no

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Clears the command suggestion after a 'Did you mean?' response

Shadow Wizard

>>help maybe

FOX 9000

10:29 AM

@ShadowWizard The command you want to look up does not exist.

Shadow Wizard

>>maybe help

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: gameban?

Shadow Wizard

>>yes

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Invalid arguments.

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard because he already had left and being the project manager for that project, it eventually came up on me, so...

Shadow Wizard

10:34 AM

@DroidDev oh, you didn't say he left.... well yeah that's part of being a leader. :/

(you pay for your subordinates mistakes)

DroidDev

yea, and believe me, my sub-ordinates make lots of mistakes. Infact, they never make products, they just make misatkes

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev too bad... only @Clem got a good sub. :P

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard really? who's the unfortunate guy?

Shadow Wizard

10:57 AM

@DroidDev guy?? blech /cc @Clem :D

Check the WhatsApp Den, @Dro ;)

DroidDev

ok

Shadow Wizard

@Clem posted there yesterday

Oh, @JoEr why won't you join the WhatsApp Den? ;)

PhMgBr

@ShadowWizard Why won't I join the WhatsApp Den?

Shadow Wizard

@PhMgBr underaged, and chemical. Both won't mix well with the stuff we have there. ;)

PhMgBr

@ShadowWizard Oh, so am I underageder than Edward

Shadow Wizard

11:10 AM

@PhMgBr he left long ago, when, well, there was blech stuff. D:

Clemens Himmer

11:20 AM

@ShadowWizard wondering when @Dro comes back from fapping now lol

@PhMgBr i always forget how old yall are!!!! @Pro please make the bot remember it for me :'(

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer from that pic? Half of its language was mesopotamian. What am I gonna do, translate myself to fap? :P 'D cc @Sha

PhMgBr

@ClemensHimmer I'm 17, and I know sex but don't go after it.

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer lol, just assume everyone here are underaged, unless explicitly saying so.... :P

@PhMgBr huh, thought you're 16. Well, 17 is a totally different thing! :D

PhMgBr

@ShadowWizard Yeah, it's one and seven rather than one and six.

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard yea, I am 3. Just kidding, I had sex when @Clem was yet to learn a thing or two about foreskin ;) :P

Clemens Himmer

11:26 AM

@DroidDev no, i translated it actually, more because of the stuff i'm doing to her

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer if you'll send pics of your sub(s), maybe @Dro will do that.... :D

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard lel, I saw that girl in blanket too ;)

Clemens Himmer

@PhMgBr i just .. don't remember such stuff ._. /cc @Sha

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer ain't fappable :P

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev as you see nothing pretty obvious lol

@DroidDev i doubt that, how old, and first time?

DroidDev

11:28 AM

@ClemensHimmer 24/15

woah! put it that way, I just realized, its been a long time!

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard does that mean we'll have a chem in the WA Den soon?

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev @Clem was 11 back then ;)

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard haha, so what I said is true ;)

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev well i 9 then sooo .. no learning abot foreskin i was a kid you fool :P

@ShadowWizard i never said i'm 22?

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer really? and I thought you were like 4 years younger than me :/

Clemens Himmer

11:30 AM

wait

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer So you were 13

Clemens Himmer

brainmelt

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer do you even math bro?

Clemens Himmer

i was 11, i am the fool

DroidDev

lel

Shadow Wizard

11:30 AM

@Clem you said you're 20 let me check...

Jan 26 at 7:57, by Clemens Himmer

20

@Clem ^

DroidDev

now I know why they put @ClemensHimmer to that envelope opening thing @ShadowWizard ;)

Shadow Wizard

So unless you grew by two years in three months...

@DroidDev lol!

Well, no need for math in my case - when I started, @Clem wasn't even planned yet.... :D

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev i'm having lunch, i don't brain @ lunch

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard LMAO! I think same was the case with me? wait....maybe not

@ClemensHimmer what kind of guy chats on SE while having lunch. You got serious geek disorder :P

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev 25 years ago... few months more or less ;)

Clemens Himmer

11:34 AM

@DroidDev why? i just have nothing to do, smoking some cigs, already ate ..

@ShadowWizard well he probably was in the making lol

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard haha, you are really old :P

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer so you're on lunch break, not really lunch itself... ;)

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard The who?

Shadow Wizard

throwing old on @Dro

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer does that means you don't have any friends? :P

Clemens Himmer

11:35 AM

@ShadowWizard ye, lunch is equivalent to lunch break in GER

Shadow Wizard

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Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev no real friends at work, going in two months anyway

Shadow Wizard

Know this app, @JoEr? ^^

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer that must be boring

anyway, gotta code now

Shadow Wizard

:(

JoErNanO

11:37 AM

@ShadowWizard I do.

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev kinda, yea..

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO so there are Groups in WhatsApp, @ber or @Dro created such a group for the Den people.... :P

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard So that you can spend time blabbering nonsense on WhatsApp too? :D

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard anyway, are we getting chems now?

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO kinda, yea..

Clemens Himmer

11:39 AM

@JoErNanO on point, yes

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard @Sil

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev whaaat? @Sil started the group?? LOL

Too bad he's long gone... :/

@ClemensHimmer dunno, ask @MAR /cc @PhMg

Clemens Himmer

@sil and @mav are gone for good .. and @mar too :o

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard he still is in group though

@ClemensHimmer how do you know @mav?

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer yeah, too bad... :(

Clemens Himmer

11:41 AM

@DroidDev mav was the wierd guy with the DP thing, rite? /cc @Sha

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev yeah, but didn't post for ages...

@ClemensHimmer that is right ;)

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard see @Dro

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer haha, weird guy, that's so much on the spot

@ShadowWizard because he don't like porn. I bet he muted the group

I mean what kind of "guy" don't like porn?

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev I also muted it, but it just mute the sound, still giving notifications

PhMgBr

@ShadowWizard I dunno.

Shrugs

DroidDev

11:43 AM

@ShadowWizard same here

PhMgBr

I can hardly keep myself in the Den though.

Lack of time and stuff.

DroidDev

@PhMgBr lack of stuff, go buy new stuff

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev let's see... @PhMg, @Uni and @Pro doesn't really "like" it too... as far as I know... :D

PhMgBr

@DroidDev Sure

@FOX9000 !delete!

OMG I FEEL POWERFUL ^

Shadow Wizard

lol

JoErNanO

11:44 AM

@ShadowWizard If you want to ask for my phone number just be blunt about it. Don't beat around the bush. You shy schoolkid. :)

Shadow Wizard

@PhMgBr Just don't melt us all, O powerful chemical! :D

@JoErNanO lol, actually not sure I'm admin in group, you might have to send it to @Dro or @ber :D

Easiest route is Facebook, there's even a Den there, though not really used.... @JoEr

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard I think you are

go check again :P

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard And now you want my facebook? I know I'm pretty but you're really not my type. Male married and with kids, no thank you. :P

DroidDev

LMAO

Shadow Wizard

ROFL

PhMgBr

11:50 AM

LOWLOW

Clemens Himmer

yeah good @PhMgBr betray us!

Shadow Wizard

@JoEr if you're really Francesco Giovannini, I already know your number.... :D

DroidDev

@PhMgBr with power, comes responsibility. Now go fix the chain :P

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Stalker.

Shadow Wizard

lol

Clemens Himmer

11:53 AM

@JoErNanO a friend had a script with which you could find anything of someone who ever ordered on UPC with some pretty basic inputs

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard and his address too? cc @JoErNanO

Shadow Wizard

envies @JoEr for working with sites.google.com/site/laurebuhry ;)

@DroidDev yup. ;)

PhMgBr

@ShadowWizard You work there?

Shadow Wizard

that's what happens when using Gravatar... /cc @Dro @JoEr

@PhMgBr I wish! ;)

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard I didn't find it via gravatar though. @JoErNanO has exposed every bit of his life through his profile ;)

PhMgBr

11:55 AM

I fish! ;)

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev huh, was too lazy to check.... :D

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard well, guess where @JoErNanO studied?

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard big meh

DroidDev

lel ^

Shadow Wizard

lel ^^

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