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>>alive
 
6:25 AM
uh oh
Connection error, as usual
 
Bot started with waiting time set to 4 seconds.
 
thanks
 
>>alive
 
@ShadowWizard Yes, I'm alive.
 
6:37 AM
>>coffee
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found.
 
:(
@ProgramFOX yay! :D
 
 
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9:39 AM
what y'all up to?
I'm making a video for my nephew's wedding
 
share it after complete :P
 
nah it's too personal for the couple methinks
it's mostly childhood pictures of them anyway
 
childhood and personal :P
 
10:13 AM
>>latestword
 
@SilentKiller I don't know.
 
O_O what ?
@pro ^^ whats that ?
 
@SilentKiller There are no new words posted since latest reboot.
 
@FOX9000 ritual
 
@SilentKiller masonic
 
10:15 AM
oh ok pro
@FOX9000 Freemasons
 
@SilentKiller secret
 
@ProgramFOX lol, so "no words since last reboot" is too obvious? ;)
 
s/obvious/boring/ :P
 
throws @berserk into endless pit of plastic boobs again
 
umm... wasn't it dildos yesterday, @Droid? ;)
22 hours ago, by DroidDev
throws @berserk into endless pit of dildos
yes, it was ^
 
10:28 AM
yesterday, by DroidDev
throws @berserk into endless pit of plastic boobs
 
@ShadowWizard well...I was feared about seeing a rainbowed background on @berserk's avatar...so....
 
lol rainbowed background becomes gay symbol on wards.. XD XD XD
 
@SilentKiller actually I saw many people change even though they're 100% not gay
@PraxisAshelin good for you! hope he's paying you well.... :D
 
@ShadowWizard ..and I've seen people changing it because they thought it was a trend
 
10:30 AM
@ShadowWizard so many on FB too.. ^^^^ exactly.. :D
 
@DroidDev sure, that too... wonder if it will really become a trend i.e. in one year
"to celebrate the big day"
 
@ShadowWizard my self patience will be tested that day
 
@DroidDev well, you can threat to spank any of your FB friend who will change it. :P
 
@ShadowWizard spanking them with a bullet from ak-47 would be my personal favourite
 
@DroidDev you should use mp5 :P
 
10:33 AM
lol, gamers
I will snipe spank with a sniper rifle :P
 
grenade launcher ;)
 
@DroidDev OK OK, so maybe tell them that you will paint their faces while they are asleep? With non-washable paint? :D
 
@ShadowWizard I still like the idea of snipe spanking more :P
 
@ShadowWizard is reminded that payment exists for this kind of stuff oh..
 
10:38 AM
@PraxisAshelin yeah, you can always pay them for shooting their videos, because....well...its their personal moments that you are capturing :P
 
@PraxisAshelin yup, we paid good money to have the wedding video...
 
I think she's in toilet sleeping :/
 
or.... working?! (the horror ;))
 
!!!
 
10:47 AM
~~~
 
@Sil you missed lots of stuff - our dear @Pra is doing it (almost) every day :D
 
paints @berserk's hair in rainbow color. Tells him its new trend
 
>>stop
 
@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.
 
I've got to reboot my server.
 
10:48 AM
@sha whats that ? :O
cya Fox
 
And I'll also pull the new bot version so it uses the refactored core.
 
23 hours ago, by Praxis Ashelin
@ShadowWizard almost every day lol
 
lmao
 
some people are using the toilets for... you know what, and some use them for sleeping. Nothing wrong here. :D
 
hahahaha
 
10:50 AM
@ProgramFOX awesome! wonder what will break though... D:
 
@ShadowWizard haha, I've done basic testing though :P
 
Bot started.
 
>>alive
 
@ProgramFOX Yes, I'm alive.
 
that's going well so far :P
 
10:53 AM
@ProgramFOX Yes, I'm alive.
 
Nooooooooo
okay so it's still borked
 
._.
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
I believe I know where the cause is.
>>stop
 
@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.
 
lol @ber you borked it :p
 
10:54 AM
throws a colored dildo towards @dro's ass using a high speed gun :P
TAKE THAT!
 
as I thought, I forgot regex anchors
 
@SilentKiller borked? O_O
 
3 mins ago, by ProgramFOX
okay so it's still borked
 
Bot started.
 
10:57 AM
>>showtime
 
@ProgramFOX Waiting time: 4 seconds.
 
@ProgramFOX Waiting time: 1 seconds.
 
@FOX9000 This is a test.
@SilentKiller pluralization bug :P
 
@ProgramFOX Test Successful ;)
 
@FOX9000 private
 
10:59 AM
@ProgramFOX conference
 
>>alive
 
@ProgramFOX Yes, I'm alive.
 
@FOX9000 sexual
 
@berserk abuse
 
>>horny
 
10:59 AM
@berserk Command not found.
 
@FOX9000 taboo
 
@berserk community
 
@berserk no, I am not gonna take it. You take it. Throws it back :P
 
@FOX9000 hall
 
@SilentKiller cavernous
 
11:00 AM
@FOX9000 huge
 
No associated word found for hufe.
 
>>retry
 
@SilentKiller shaggy
 
@DroidDev @ShadowWizard they didn't ask me to do it. I'm not recording / shooting any video. my mom asked me to make a pre-wedding video compilation of photos as a surprise
 
@FOX9000 matted
 
11:01 AM
@SilentKiller willow
 
@FOX9000 pillow
 
@SilentKiller soft
 
@FOX9000 ware
 
@DroidDev teleports it directly :P
 
@SilentKiller buyer
 
11:01 AM
@FOX9000 sex
@DroidDev teleports it directly :P
 
@berserk intercourse
 
@berserk lol, it teleported to inside of your ass :P
 
GRR
@DroidDev ._.
@FOX9000 hardcore
 
No associated word found for hardcore.
 
._. x 2
 
11:03 AM
bahahaha bot doesn't like your words @ber
:P
 
@berserk pawn
 
@ProgramFOX throws both foxes into the cage again
 
throws @Sha as food this time
:P
 
Yummy! I've never eaten a wizard before!
 
11:04 AM
xD
 
now @Pro is the new @Sha
:D
 
@pro you shared wizard with another fox ? ;)
 
eating shadow like a boss :P
 
@SilentKiller he got the shadow, I got the wizard :P
 
I got many limbs
 
11:05 AM
lol
 
@PraxisAshelin ohhh... such video! Thought you mean editing the actual wedding video
so isn't it more like a presentation?
I did something like that for my mother, when she celebrated 70 years old
(only pictures, some music, and text though. no vids)
 
i did for my brother's senior on his farewell. (pics/multi-music/vids all)
 
@ShadowWizard yeah exactly
 
cool!
 
it'll be a video tho
I'm gonna have the pictures set up in After Effects in a sort of 3D way, then have the camera fly past them
more parallax-effect than real 3D
 
11:10 AM
which tool @pra ?
 
wow, you're a good person to put so much efforts into this! :D
>>help
 
@ShadowWizard I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.
 
>>listcommands
 
@ShadowWizard Commands: alive, utc, listcommands, help, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, latestword, lastword, setlatestword, rmword, reply, retry, continue, award, emptyqueue, removespell
 
>>award
 
11:12 AM
@SilentKiller You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
 
>>ban 261079
 
@ShadowWizard You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
 
>>translationswitch
 
@ShadowWizard You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
 
11:13 AM
>>shuffle
 
@ShadowWizard Not enough arguments.
 
>>help shuffle
 
@ShadowWizard Shuffles a list of given items. Syntax: >>shuffle listitem1 listitem2 listitem3 ...
 
>>shuffle @Droid @Pra @Pro @Sil @rene
 
11:13 AM
@ShadowWizard Command contains invalid characters.
 
grr
useless
:D
 
@ShadowWizard lol, its not @Mooseman :P
 
>>shuffle 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
 
@ShadowWizard 9 8 4 1 2 3 6 7 5
 
>>shuffle alive, utc, listcommands, help, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, latestword, lastword, setlatestword, rmword, reply, retry, continue, award, emptyqueue, removespell
 
11:14 AM
@ShadowWizard Command contains invalid characters.
 
Are you completely shuffled!
 
lol
not even a comma is allowed :/
>>shuffle ice cream
 
@ShadowWizard cream ice
 
>>shuffle r e n e
 
@ShadowWizard r e e n
 
11:15 AM
>>shuffle shadow
 
@DroidDev shadow
 
@Pro maybe remove the owner-only commands from the >>showcommands? Or make it user-sensitive i.e. reply to each user what commands he/she can actually execute?
 
>>shuffle p r o
 
@SilentKiller o p r
 
>>viewspells 177257
?
>>alive
 
11:17 AM
>>alive
 
@Pro looks like spells killed the bot :-{
 
>>crashed ?
@ShadowWizard viewspells or ma profile ? ;)
 
haha, can be either of those :D
 
@SilentKiller After Effects
 
i used adobe premier
 
11:20 AM
@SilentKiller own
 
@ShadowWizard my
 
@ShadowWizard gown
>>time 7
 
@berserk pink
 
@ShadowWizard lips
Nooooo
 
@berserk kiss
 
11:21 AM
@berserk spread
 
I wanted to write pussy :(
 
LOL
too late
 
@ShadowWizard legs
 
>>alive
 
11:23 AM
@DroidDev skinny
 
@ShadowWizard ass
 
@berserk dildo
:P
 
haha, same word! (was going to use ;))
 
@DroidDev rainbow
c:
 
@berserk unicorn
 
11:24 AM
@DroidDev unihedro
 
@DroidDev sex
 
hey! something just came to my mind. Because unicorns fart rainbows, are they gay?
 
@berserk gender
 
@ShadowWizard opposite
 
@berserk word
 
11:26 AM
@SilentKiller big
 
@berserk FM
 
How to make hyperlink?
 
@DroidDev well, good question! but since actual unicorns don't have gender or sexuality, it's a meaningless question. :D
 
I would never be able to enjoy rainbows.. ever! ;_;
 
@berserk [foo](http://www.barber.com)
 
11:29 AM
@SilentKiller MF
:P
@ShadowWizard thanks sha :3
 
@berserk AM
lol
 
@ShadowWizard PM
 
@berserk that's truth. They should've used something else instead...why rainbow only...
 
@SilentKiller person
 
@SilentKiller Private Message
@Pro @Pro red alert @FOX is R.I.P
 
11:33 AM
@ShadowWizard lol dat alert
yeah.. they could have farted something else..


Wait, are you talking about gay stuff? :P
Who is FOX? I can't see him. DON'T PLAY PRANKS WITH ME!!
@Pra ^
 
@berserk what, like gas? It's too lame and not magical :D
 
lol
What if they actually fart oxygen? :P
chokes self to death
 
@berserk lol then who is Emma ? ;)
 
omg
@SPA won't like it
 
@spa gonna kill you both @dro and @sha :D
 
11:41 AM
Fluttershy, Ponyville, Equestria
130 3
@SilentKiller pretty sure @SPA got nothing against @Dronehinge ;)
 
but @SPA isn't pingable anymore so we can use it freely :D
 
@berserk you are my best friend. You always know what I am about to say
 
anyway.... only today I learned that "Unicorn" has a very uncouth meaning as well.
 
@ShadowWizard you seriously need to stop googling everything
 
11:50 AM
lol
I blame you @Droid
you led me to the search! :D
 
@ShadowWizard always at your service :P
 
@ShadowWizard What's that?
look what I found
@SilentKiller haha you also read whole story?
 
Uh oh I have lunch and @FOX9000 starts misbehaving.
 
tldr
 
@ProgramFOX Imagining how he misbehaved :P
 
11:57 AM
23 hours ago, by Praxis Ashelin
@ShadowWizard "incase ur bored"
i was bored. ;)
 
O_O
@ProgramFOX Finished eating @sha? :P
 
> TypeError: command_viewspells() takes exactly 4 arguments (5 given)
ugh
 
@SilentKiller did you like the story?
 

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