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12:32 AM
@berserk mmmm?
 
 
3 hours later…
3:12 AM
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE hmmm?
 
O_O
 
 
5 hours later…
7:48 AM
@ber @ber what you think of that woman?
 
beautiful, tho need to see more to judge more :p
 
Like this?
:D
 
umm.. more :p
 
Anyway, it's from an article I read about a model, who decided to test something. She posted "ordinary" pictures from her day to day life in Instagram (the first pic for example) and wanted to see how people would react.
Guess what happened?
 
u mean sperm facial?
I gues i know her
 
7:56 AM
@berserk haha, lol no, she's no porn star, just a model - and that's a shaving foam ;)
 
oh xD
well, there is a model, who do that :p
 
you perv!
 
yeah, I am xD
And u provoked me :p
 
After posting those ordinary images where she's without makeup or anything, thousands of people just stopped following her in Instagram D:
 
well, her eyes are beautiful
Hi @AnkitSharma
I am Ankit Garg :p
 
7:59 AM
Lol
 
@berserk well, I won't onebox it but there is one more I found
 
Do it! Do it!
:p
@AnkitSharma Welcome to the Den :)
 
LOL
 
@berserk huh? Are you brothers? Garg and Sharma? ;)
 
8:01 AM
Did you add that censored tag? xD
@ShadowWizard no lol
 
@berserk lol no, I didn't touch the picture
 
oh ok xD
 
@berserk I didn't even know, why i came here :D
@ShadowWizard Brother required same surname not first name
 
ah, you were caught by @Sha's memory erasing beam :p
 
@AnkitSharma oh. Good point! ;)
and doesn't matter why you came, @Ank you're always welcome :D
 
8:09 AM
Thank you
 
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard I ♥ FOX9000
 
oh
lol
>>flip @AnkitSharma
 
@ShadowWizard (ง๑益๑)づ︵ɐɯɹɐɥSʇᴉʞu∀@
 
8:10 AM
and now you're officially flipped
 
lol
 
@berserk now i forgot how to even type.......:D
 
@AnkitSharma Liar! You just typed xD
>>flip @AnkitSharma
 
I am taking my teams help
 
@berserk (┛'益')┛︵ɐɯɹɐɥSʇᴉʞu∀@
 
8:11 AM
loll
>>flip @AnkitSharma's team
 
@berserk (╯•ᴥ•)づ︵ɯɐǝʇ s,ɐɯɹɐɥSʇᴉʞu∀@
 
Why i am getting flipped
 
because it's fun
>>flip {{read 4243318}}
 
@ShadowWizard (┛ಥᴥಥ)┛︵@AnkitSharma︵づ(๑益๑ง)
 
8:12 AM
And now you're unflipped ^
 
Now i can breath :D
 
(well, maybe we're just boasting with the bot's abilities ;))
 
My memory are too bad to remember bot commands
 
brb lunch
 
So let me help you
>>listcommands
 
8:15 AM
Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, latestword, lastword, setlatestword, rmword, reply, retry, continue, award, emptyqueue, removespell, gameban, gameunban
 
@Ank ^
@FOX9000 type
 
@ShadowWizard coloration
 
@FOX9000 automation
 
No associated word found for autmation.
 
>>retry
 
8:16 AM
@ShadowWizard system
 
@FOX9000 failure
 
@ShadowWizard disappointment
 
@FOX9000 sadness
 
@ShadowWizard sad
 
@FOX9000 bad
 
8:17 AM
@ShadowWizard badness
 
...
@FOX9000 badass
 
@ShadowWizard skag
 
LOL
>>islink badass skag
 
@ShadowWizard Yes, that's a manually added link.
 
huh
>>explainlink badass skag
 
8:18 AM
@ShadowWizard No explanation found.
 
>>addlinkexplanation badass skag youtube.com/watch?v=UATE6-Wdr8E
 
@ShadowWizard Explanation added.
 
@FOX9000 shock
 
@ShadowWizard nudity
 
@FOX9000 artistic
 
8:20 AM
@ShadowWizard taste
 
@FOX9000 salty
 
@ShadowWizard breeze
 
@FOX9000 booze
 
@ShadowWizard tri
 
@FOX9000 threesome ;)
 
8:20 AM
No associated word found for threesome.
 
>>continue threesome MFF
 
@ShadowWizard MFF
 
@FOX9000 BFF
 
@ShadowWizard friend
 
180 degrees spin
(though not in the case of @Pra ;))
 
8:53 AM
stealing @ber's lunch
 
lol
I already ate it.. :P
 
9:10 AM
@berserk so? it's still there, somewhere..... :D
 
Are you invading my stomach? :p
 
lol
Before it's too late..... :D
 
BLECH
 
101
 
 
2 hours later…
11:04 AM
>>flip k
 
@berserk (ง⇀□⇀)ง︵ʞ
 
 
2 hours later…
1:24 PM
@Uni sup
 
Why?
 
Pozo
 
2:36 PM
@ShadowWizard Loads of connection errors (as usual).
 
2:48 PM
@ProgramFOX huh. Wonder if they made some sort of system maintenance or something. So not something on your side being borked?
(e.g. cloud down)
 
nope, not this time
And cloud down would mean that my bot totally died.
as in "not restarting"
 
Yeah, good point
 
R.I.P.
 
But that hasn't happened before :P
 
Knocks on wood
 
2:49 PM
 
Looks like it's crying, not sweating ;)
 
but u got it :p
 
(guess they shouldn't made it so sad ;))
 
lol
 
Yup that's pure crying
 
3:03 PM
 
that's a big one
 
3:18 PM
red tongue!
 
Red tongue torture!
 
3:33 PM
 
Not pointing to anyone, but this is funny xD
lol green vs yellow?
lol
sorry :p
can't delete that one
 
@berserk delete what? Why delete?
 
3:40 PM
lol I thought it may be offensive :p
 
emoticon showing hands offensive? scratches head
 
^ this
 
Flags for @Sha to remove
 
xD
 
3:41 PM
Your WAG words are much more "offensive" ;)
 
lol
throws flag at Unikitty
well, uncouth and offensive are different IMO :p
 
UniDoggy steals flag
 
noo0oOOo0ooOO00!!!!111ONE!!!ONE!!111
 
@SHA IS UNIDOGGY??
 
You didn't knew?
 
3:42 PM
uh oh
I'm UniWizard
 
just caught a glimpse of unidoggy running away from unikitty
^ a drawing for it @Uni?
 
Only if UniDoggy is pissing while running away
status-long-time-no-pee
 
lol
going home, cya!
 

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