The Friendly Café

There should be an option so when you are the OP of a question and it gets answered, the OP is notified of any comments to that answer without having to manually follow each answer.

Tech Expert Wizard

3:18 PM

@Roc heh

I need JS.

@Ano heh

@Roc meh

@Bot lol

@Bot commandlist

@Bot WHAT DO I TYPE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tech Expert Wizard

3:18 PM

vsb js log("@Ano you can use JS to control me")

user912062

@Bot meh

Bot

@Ano you can use JS to control me

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc meh

vsb js log("FREEKOUT")

Bot

FREEKOUT

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("BTW I SUCK")

Bot

3:19 PM

BTW I SUCK

user912062

vsb js process.exit(1)

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log(":8839178 so a reply")

Anonymous

vsb js while(true) {window.location.refresh(1);}

Bot

@Bot so a reply

Tech Expert Wizard

@Roc meh

@Ano meh

vsb alive

Bot

3:20 PM

Ya really doubt me huh?

Tech Expert Wizard

@Bot MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Anonymous

@Tec That's JS crashing code.

vsb js while(true) {window.location.refresh(1);}

Tech Expert Wizard

@Anonymous IK

@Ano heh

vsb alive

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("I'm alive")

Bot

3:20 PM

I'm alive

Anonymous

vsb js while(true) {window.location.refresh(1);}

vsb why won't you run that?

Bot

Y'really thought y'can do it huh?

user912062

@Anonymous node.js

user912062

no window

Anonymous

vsb js var fd = 3;
while (fd<1000) {
try {
var stream = new net.Socket({
fd: fd,
readable: false,
writable: true
});
stream.on('error', function() {});
stream.write('might crash');
} catch(e) {}
fd += 1;
}

Tech Expert Wizard

3:22 PM

vsb alive

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

Anonymous

github.com/nodejs/node/issues/3604

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("I'M VERY ALIVE")

Bot

I'M VERY ALIVE

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano lol

Anonymous

3:23 PM

vsb js var fd = 3;while (fd<1000) {try {var stream = new net.Socket({fd: fd,readable: false,writable: true});stream.on('error', function() {});stream.write('might crash');} catch(e) {}fd += 1;}

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb alive

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("I'M VERY ALIVE")

Bot

I'M VERY ALIVE

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("I'M INVINCIBLE")

Bot

3:23 PM

I'M INVINCIBLE

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("TRY AS YOU MIGHT)"

vsb js log("oh yeah")

Bot

oh yeah

Anonymous

vsb You're a human, not a bot!

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb alive

Bot

Y'really thought y'can do it huh?

Ya really doubt me huh?

Tech Expert Wizard

3:24 PM

vsb js log("@Ano I ain't!")

Bot

@Ano I ain't!

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js for(i=0;i<1000;i++){log("SPAM");}

SPAM

@Danis amazing!

SPAM

3:28 PM

tb wake Ano

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Ano, wake up!

Tech Expert Wizard

tb wake Roc

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Roc, wake up!

Bot

SPAM

Tech Expert Wizard

Anynobot, repeat ALIVE

Anonymous

3:29 PM

ALIVE

SPAM

@Ano lol

SPAM

vsb js while(true){log("SPAM");}

Bot

SPAM

Tech Expert Wizard

3:30 PM

@Ano meh

Anonymous

vsb js while(true){log(Math.random().toString());}

Bot

SPAM

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano heh

vsb alive

vsb js log("now do whatever you guys wanna do")

user912062

@Tec wha?

Bot

now do whatever you guys wanna do

Tech Expert Wizard

3:31 PM

@Roc meh

I mean try to wreck teh bot with infinite loops and these sorts of stuff.

Anonymous

vsb js while(true){log(Math.random().toString());}

Bot

0.10095824242104257

0.2680391994744179

0.98801380027121

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js reboot();

Bot

0.6467846250742315

0.8888044310126253

0.4262418838155566

0.019209462922070042

0.7117990074047575

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js room.leave()

Bot

3:34 PM

0.858915708811245

0.36431675837603483

0.230158699814752

0.5252439920737094

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!")

vsb alive

Bot

MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Ya really doubt me huh?

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("I SHAN'T BE SPAMM'D!")

Bot

I SHAN'T BE SPAMM'D!

Anonymous

vsb js log("I SHA BE SPAMM'D!")

Tech Expert Wizard

3:38 PM

tb wake Ano

Bot

I SHA BE SPAMM'D!

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Ano, wake up!

Tech Expert Wizard

tb wake Roc

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Roc, wake up!

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano lol

vsb js log("I SHALL BE SPAMM'D!")

Bot

3:41 PM

I SHALL BE SPAMM'D!

Tech Expert Wizard

@Bot meh

tb echo iewa

TechBOT

iewa

Bye, @Roc!

Tech Expert Wizard

tb eho iewa

TechBOT

@TechExpertWizard Command not found.

Tech Expert Wizard

tb echo iewa

TechBOT

3:43 PM

iewa

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("iewa")

Bot

iewa

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("tb echo iewa")

Bot

tb echo iewa

Tech Expert Wizard

ah...

tb echo iewa

tb live

TechBOT

3:44 PM

@TechExpertWizard No need to worry, I'm alive.

Tech Expert Wizard

tb echo iewa

TechBOT

iewa

Anonymous

vsb js console.lоg("This will reveal whether it's a bot or not.");

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano ~ WTF?!

Anonymous

vsb js console.lоg("This will reveal whether it's a bot or not.");

Tech Expert Wizard

3:46 PM

@Ano meh

Anonymous

vsb js console.log("This will reveal whether it's a bot or not.");

vsb alive

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

Anonymous

vsb js log("This will reveal whether it's a bot or not.");

Bot

This will reveal whether it's a bot or not.

Anonymous

vsb js lоg("This will reveal whether it's a bot or not.");

This was a test. You passed. I was using homoglyphs, a human couldn't tell the difference but a bot could.

Tech Expert Wizard

3:48 PM

@Ano What homoglyphs?

Anonymous

@Tec The о in lоg isn't actually an о.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano oh...

sree r alowd

Anonymous

@Tec I wasn't sure whether it was human, given that it ignored most of my commands.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano lol

@Anо false ping...

Anonymous

vsb js log(const fs = require('fs');fs.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);}files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});

Tech Expert Wizard

3:53 PM

@Ano meh

vsb alive

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("I'M ALIVE!!!")

Bot

I'M ALIVE!!!

Anonymous

vsb js const fs = require('fs');fs.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);}files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("@ANO MEH!!!")

Bot

3:53 PM

@ANO MEH!!!

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb alive

vsb dead

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

Y'really thought y'can do it huh?

Anonymous

vsb js const fs = require('fs');fs.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("@ANO MEH!!!")

Bot

@ANO MEH!!!

Tech Expert Wizard

3:54 PM

vsb alive

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

TechBOT

Welcome, @Roc!

Tech Expert Wizard

vsb js log("Yeah I'm a bot sure I'm.")

Bot

Yeah I'm a bot sure I'm.

Tech Expert Wizard

tb wake Roc

TechBOT

3:57 PM

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Roc, wake up!

Anonymous

vsb js try{const fs = require('fs');fs.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);}

vsb alive

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

Anonymous

vsb js try{throw new Error();}catch(e){log(e);}

Bot

Error

Tech Expert Wizard

@Anonymous heh

@Ano heh

Anonymous

3:59 PM

vsb js try{const fs = require('fs');fs.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);}

Tech Expert Wizard

@Bot heh

Anonymous

vsb js try{var fs = require('fs');fs.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);}

vsb js try{var f = require('fs');f.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);}

Why won't this run?

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano IDK, WTF is this?

Anonymous

@Tec You'll see if it ever works.

try{var f = require('fs');f.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);}

Tech Expert Wizard

@Anonymous lol I guess it'll leak out my filesystem :P

Anonymous

4:02 PM

vsb js try{var f = require('fs');f.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);}

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano stappit

Anonymous

@Tec Would you prefer it ran rm -rf /?

jk

Tech Expert Wizard

@Anonymous sure!

@Ano meh

Anonymous

@TechExpertWizard If you want it to...

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano WTF is it?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wut?

Anonymous

4:05 PM

@Tec It lists /.

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano oh

Anonymous

try{var f = require('fs');f.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);};log("Done");

Tech Expert Wizard

@Ano lol

vsb alive

Bot

Ya really doubt me huh?

Anonymous

vsb js try{var f = require('fs');f.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);};log("Done");

try{throw new Error();var f = require('fs');f.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);};

vsb js try{throw new Error();var f = require('fs');f.readdir("/", (err, files) => {if (err) {log(err);};files.forEach(file => {log(file);});});}catch(e){log(e);};

vsb alive

Can you start it again?

vsb alive

Who question banned me?!

2

Ann Zen

4:15 PM

@Anonymous Automated I guess.

Tinkeringbell

@Anonymous Question bans are always automatic.

There's nothing a moderator can do to impose or lift them.

Anonymous

I'll never use SE as much as I used to, but I'll keep my account so I can chat here.

Ann Zen

@Anonymous C'mon, I've been question banned for months now :D

Anonymous

@AnnZen I'm serious. I'm tired of people downvoting things for no reason.

-1

A: Do you see a way to cheat at Hat Dash?

I can change the score by editing the Number function. When it is replaced, the code tries to convert the score string to a number on line 1168 of Firefox's pretty-printed code and runs the custom function instead. Paste this code into the JavaScript console: function Number(n) { return 10000...

Ann Zen

@Anonymous I can tell it might be downvoted because that's not cheating; you're the only one who could see the altered score.

I could be wrong though...

Anonymous

4:25 PM

After years of it being ignored.

Ann Zen

oh, i didn't realize

@Anonymous Wait to see if another one appears. If so, it might be worth the attention of mod-flagging.

That is, if the downvotes keep appearing on your old non-active posts.

Anonymous

I contacted staff about this, they said that they'd "carefully review" my history and reminded me what downvotes were, then proceeded to do nothing.

Also within one minute every single question I posted on MSE has at least 2 downvotes.

user912062

4:40 PM

@Ann What happened to your gravatar?

user912062

@Ano WUT?! YOU ARE QUESTION BANNED?

user912062

Am I the only person who doesn’t ask questions

Anonymous

@RocketNikita Yes, but it's fine because a single MSE question will express my concern and get others to help me.

user912062

@Ano Do you know what happened to @Ann’s avatar?

Anonymous

@Roc wdym

user912062

4:47 PM

@Ano It’s plain identicon instead of image

Anonymous

@Roc Strange, it is on my tablet but not my computer.

And I'm question banned from MSE, but an MSE question should help with that.

user912062

@Ano uhh, i’m on IPad, so gonna check on PC

user912062

@Ano no, identicon shows on PC too

user912062

@Ano ok, lets fix that ban

user912062

Lets see what questions do you have

Anonymous

4:53 PM

From most to least net downvotes:

-16

Q: Questions with little research are very highly upvoted

For a long time, each vote for a question gave you only 5 rep because if you have a question, do no research on it, then put it on a Stack Exchange site (especially Stack Overflow) and it's a popularly asked question, it will get hundreds of upvotes. Look at the top voted questions on Stack Exch...

discussion reputation questions voting up-votes

-11

Q: Allow us to see the total flags we have per day

When I want to check how many flags per day, I have to either calculate it (which is frustrating because the number is constantly changing) or wait until either the new day starts or I use up all of my flags (so I get the "You have X flags remaining" message). It would be much easier to either h...

feature-request flags

-9

Q: Automatic following of answers to your question

There should be an option so when you are the OP of a question and it gets answered, the OP is notified of any comments to that answer without having to manually follow each answer.

feature-request answers follow-post

-7

Q: Should we prevent "Improve this Question" from appearing when a user has 200 reputation on another site?

When a user gains 200 reputation on any site, the association bonus applies as soon as they join the site. However before they join, they are treated as a 1 rep user. This means that "Improve this Question" appears instead of "Edit". While this may be good for new users, users with 200 rep in a...

feature-request reputation edits community association-bonus

-4

Q: Preventing Zalgo text from spanning outside the box

When an extraneous amount of Zalgo text is posted, it will span outside the box and prevent others from seeing the posts above/below it. Zalgo text should be contained inside the box so that it doesn't cover up anything else, such as the "flag" button. Demonstration of the issue Reveal the spoil...

feature-request posts text

3

Q: Should [the-key] be removed as a synonym of [april-fools]?

Recently, the-key was added as a synonym of april-fools. As the help page on synonyms says: Whenever you see questions being repeatedly tagged with the wrong or incorrect tag -- or multiple tags that mean the same thing -- it's a good idea to propose a tag synonym. The goal is to avoid manually...

discussion tags tag-synonyms

user912062

@Ano stop, that’s enough

Anonymous

@Roc That's all.

user912062

ok

user912062

let’s see

user912062

hmm

Anonymous

4:58 PM

The 1 with -9 votes was posted a few hours ago.

user912062

@Ano you could improve that one with a quick summary why this feature would be helpful

user912062

but firstly post it here

user912062

I would like to see it before it gets viewed

Anonymous

@Roc It would be useful because comments to answers of your question is often directly related to your question and something you would want to respond to.

user912062

@Ano wdym?

Anonymous

5:05 PM

@Roc You said to put one quick summary of why it is useful.

user912062

@Ano the feature you proposed in post

Anonymous

@Roc That's the summary.

user912062

Brrr. @Ano sorry, I looked at wrong Q.

user912062