The Friendly Café

@TechExpertWizard Wake up, @sha!

1:41 PM

tb wake Vic

@TechExpertWizard Wake up, @Vic!

tb wake ppw

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @ppw, wake up!

tb wake everyone

tb wake Ann

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @everyone, wake up!

1:42 PM

pb call ppw

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Ann, wake up!

@TechExpertWizard is calling You! @ppw

So, @ppw? lol ;D ;)

@Ann?

@anyone?

@someone?

I'm here

@noone?

@ppw ohk, that's good ;)

1:43 PM

@TechExpertWizard lol ;D ;)

@ppw ping

@tech pong

@ppw ping pong

By the way, you should call me "Tec" instead of "Tech" lol ;D ;)

@TechExpertWizard ping pong ping

@ppw ping pong ping pong lol ;D ;)

1:46 PM

Gotta go..

Bye

@ppw Um, why?

pb call Ann

@TechExpertWizard is calling You! @Ann

I have to sleep early

tb wake Ann

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Ann, wake up!

@ppw Ya see, ya didn't leave lol ;D ;)

1:47 PM

Gonna leave now

Bye really

@ppw ohk, sure ;)

pb call ppw

@TechExpertWizard is calling You! @ppw

@ppw Server?

@ppw's own server lol ;D ;)

Gotta go, bye ;)

@TechExpertWizard oh, hi

2:05 PM

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2:26 PM

Bye!

3:14 PM

@sha?

Ping!

@Ann?

3:29 PM

@sha?

Ya there?

> Grundy's as crude and unrefined as unrefined crude oil lol ;D ;)

Ain't that a good one?

pb call sha

@TechExpertWizard perhaps :D

@sha OK, let's chat ;)

@sha Did ya see that Grundy joke above?

nah, another bug... link doesn't work... :(

@TechExpertWizard yes, no idea what it is

@sha It's about Grundy. I guess you don't know who's Grundy, right?

The other Grundy joke is:

3:44 PM

Never heard the term/word "grundy", will look it up soon so I can maybe understand the joke. ;)

> Grundy's as cruel as gruel lol ;D ;)

Um, @sha?

@sha Are ya here?

@sha Ya there?

Oh, no, Grundy :(

@Gru Sorry for the auto-invite, I'm really sorry :(

@TechExpertWizard Where's @Gru?

(¬‿¬)

@Vic Ya see? Gru :( Panic mode!!!

;D

@Grundy Hello ;)

3:51 PM

@Vic It ain't funny, I auto-invited Grundy here by moving some messages :(

@Grundy sorry you were invited accidantely ;)

@Vic Our castle is being besieged by Grundy! Help!!! We need the royal army from Windsor Castle!!!

Sry, @Grundy :(

Wow I love jokin' ;)

@Vic Shush! Talk about that later ;)

@TechExpertWizard All your base are belong to us !

3:53 PM

@Grundy Really?

Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard.

@Gru What?!

tb greet Gru

@TechExpertWizard Hello, @Gru!

@Vic What does Gru mean?

IDK

All your base are belong to us

3:54 PM

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@Grundy IK

@Gru What?!

@Vic I think you mean "IDK," right?

I meant I know this meme ;)

@Vic Oh...

@Gru So, what are ya gonna do here?

tb wake sha

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @sha, wake up!

3:55 PM

@sha Your Royal Majesty, this is an urgent emergency! Our fortress is under attack by Grundy!!!

@sha? This is an urgent emergency, Your Royal Majesty! Please help us!!!

@sha HELP!!!

tb wake Vic

tb wake sha

@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Vic, wake up!

@TechExpertWizard Wake up, @sha!

So, @sha, what I was gonna talk 'bout was this:

Grundy, Part 1

Dec 31 '20 at 14:40, 18 minutes total – 130 messages, 8 users, 15 stars

Bookmarked 50 secs ago by Tech Expert Wizard

Grundy, Part 2

Dec 31 '20 at 15:00, 54 minutes total – 93 messages, 5 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 2 mins ago by Tech Expert Wizard

@sha?

5:03 PM

Oh, so that's @Grundy. OK! :D

But why you on Russian.SO? You even speak Russian? @Tech @ppwater ?

5:23 PM

Who you gonna call? GhostGrundies!

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6:41 PM

@sha Gru actually only speaks Russian. He uses google translate to speak English, 'cause there was massive resentment from Vic, me, and ppw about him speaking Russian, so he decided to use gtrans.

@Gru?

@Gru Let's have some nice, friendly conversation ;) That is, if you're willing to do that ;)

> Who are ya gonna call? GhostGrunides!

Whoops ;)

> Who are ya gonna call? GhostGrundies!

So it's supposed to be "GhostGrundies" instead of "GhostGrunides" ;)

@TechExpertWizard as i see in my message all correct :)

8:38 PM

@Gru Yes, I said "GhostGrunides," you actually said "GhostGrundies" which is correct. I accidentally made a typo :(

So, sorry, my mistake, my typo ;)

@sha? Ya really there?

10:07 PM

@sha I guess you just left the browser tab open, right?

10:23 PM

@Ann?

Ping?

10:35 PM

@ppw?

Ugh... I'm leavin' :(

No one?

hi

Hi, @Ann!

I'm gettin' lonely here, let's have a nice chat ;)

Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard.

My chatbot's back now ;)

Right, @TechB?

Yes. I am alive.

10:41 PM

@Ann Whoa! How did my chatbot do that? It talked by itself!

@Ann?

tb wake Ann

@TechExpertWizard Wake up, @Ann!

tb greet Ann

@TechExpertWizard Hi, @Ann!

hi

@Ann Let's talk ;) That is, if you've got enough time to talk ;)

10:44 PM

ok

@Ann So, whatcha wanna talk 'bout?

fav site

@Ann Um, what's your favorite site? You mean Puzzling SE (PSE)?

@Ann ...Or did I misinterpret what you meant?

what's your favorite site?

@Ann Well, that was embarrassing 'cause I thought sha'd never come here. He said he didn't wanna come here previously, so...

tb greet Ann

10:50 PM

Hello! I'm Tech BOT, and my owner is Tech Expert Wizard.

Hey, @TechB!

11:12 PM

@sha I'm gonna just leave this for you to see when you come back tomorrow:

The Besiege of January 12th, 2021

7 hours ago, 4 hours 48 minutes total – 52 messages, 5 users, 2 stars

Bookmarked 6 mins ago by Tech Expert Wizard

tb leaveall

@TechExpertWizard Leaving all rooms...

@sha?

11:26 PM

I love random numbers ;)

8 hours ago, by Tech Expert Wizard

> Grundy's as cruel as gruel lol ;D ;)

8 hours ago, by Tech Expert Wizard

> Grundy's as crude and unrefined as unrefined crude oil lol ;D ;)

10 hours ago, by Tech Expert Wizard

'Cause he's as cruel as gruel lol ;D ;)

10 hours ago, by Tech Expert Wizard

@ppw That is one of the Official 10 Grundy Jokes lol ;D ;) I don't know what the other 9 should be lol ;D ;)

Also, there's the following:

> Grundy's a GhostGrundy lol ;D ;)

Finally:

> GhostGrundyCandies don't taste as well as GhostCandies lol ;D ;)

TO GRU: I'm sorry if the above joke offended you. I have no intention of offending you, and I said "GhostGrundyCandies," not "GhostGrundies."

The third joke actually originated from Gru himself, in a partially grammatically incorrect form that was later modified to form the third joke presented above lol ;D ;)

Lemme get the permalink ;)

6 hours ago, by Grundy

Who you gonna call? GhostGrundies!