Have you told Notch yet?

He doesn't take any calls right now. Says he's busy developing square sausages for the dogs, they've been starving to death in droves

I think however, that Notch pawned your life to a seedy Stockholm pawnbroker.

You may have trouble getting it back.

I already sold my life to Gabe Newell back in '98.

First one half, then the other in 2004.

I see. How did it end up in Notch's possession?

The pawnbroker used to be here, but it looks pretty much boarded up

I would keep an eye on Ebay. Maybe it pops up

Thanks for the advice.

I'm sure Gabe Newell gave it to Tom Bui, who then gave it to Robin Walker, who then gave it to Notch in exchange for a hat.