There must be a Hora of lasers. Strange it's not mentioned in the article

You wake up too early, dude.

I have pancakes, you can't stop me.

This is not IRC

@ALLCAPS Indeed, you delete messages.

Next thing I know, you'll be posting images.

Ew

I think the catholic church got rid of all records of the Hora of lasers because it didn't fit in their narrow world view.