me: "you need to call me back when you're not frustrated"
her: "but I just want this *@(#$*@#( to work, make it work"
me: "press this key and that key"
her: "but I can't see what it says, it's not working"
me: "did you do what I said"
her: "@#$@# I can't see it cos it's messed up"
me: {yelling over her so she knows she can't call me and ask for help when she's this frustrated to that effect}
{repeat the instructions portion for an interminable period. Probably either 3 minutes or 30 years.}
her: "I'm gonna have to call you back when I'm not this frustrated because I can't do this right now"…