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Mooseman

5:43 PM

!xkcd find drug

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@Mooseman Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

Now, if it selectively kills cancer cells in a petri dish, you can be sure it's at least a great breakthrough for everyone suffering from petri dish cancer.

Mooseman

!xkcd find drugs

xkcdBot

I heard the general anesthesia drugs can cause amnesia, so when I woke up mid-extraction I started taking notes on my hand so I'd remember things later. I managed 'AWAKE BUT EVERYTHING OK' before the dental assistant managed to find and confiscate all my pens.

Mooseman

has to find it myself :p

Jason C

@xkcdBot Roughly equivalent to my own extremely unpopular personal views on various medical advancements.

!xkcd find technically

xkcdBot

5:45 PM

"Technically that sentence started with 'well', so--" "Ooh, a rock with a fossil in it!"

Mooseman

!xkcd lick @JasonC

xkcdBot

@Mooseman Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

Mooseman

Jason C

I was really looking forward to that, too.

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Jason C

5:53 PM

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