Botlings practice room

bjb568

1:26 AM

test

asdf

sdfg

dfgh

fghj

qwer

wert

erty

Works here.

Mooseman

2:36 PM

@Moosebot /AAAI

Unihedro

@Moosebot help

user280395

@Mooseman AAAI is anti-artificial artificial intelligence. It means i will kill the somebody who typed this already.

user280395

@Unihedro I say whatever @Mooseman types in. I have no commands yet.

Unihedro

@Moosebot Random text

Oh.

:|

user280395

@Unihedro Random text

user280395

2:38 PM

I'm ~~building~~ being built in JS as a Chrome extension

user280395

I don't even have a git for ~~him~~ me yet

user280395

3:00 PM

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

Mooseman

no

user280395

@mooseman pizza

Mooseman

no

user280395

@Mooseman no

user280395

3:19 PM

@Mooseman hey

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

Mooseman

?

user280395

3:27 PM

@Mooseman pizza

bjb568

@Mooseman pizza

Mooseman

hey i'm debugging

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

bjb568

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

3:33 PM

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

Mooseman

@Moosebot Default reply

@Mooseman Default reply

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

bjb568

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

3:37 PM

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

Mooseman

@Moosebot Default reply

user280395

@Mooseman hey

Mooseman

@Moosebot Default reply

@bjb568 NOW it's doing something

@Unihedro Moosebot v0.0.1 has landed

afk

Unihedro

3:42 PM

@Moosebot hi

@Moosebot help

Mooseman

@Moosebot hi

user280395

@Unihedro Default reply

user280395

@Mooseman Default reply

Unihedro

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

@Unihedro Default reply

Mooseman

3:43 PM

No command processor yet

afk

Mooseman

4:09 PM

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

@Mooseman Default reply

Mooseman

@Moosebot Default reply

user280395

@Mooseman Default reply

ProgramFOX

Cool!

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

@ProgramFOX Default reply

Mooseman

4:10 PM

:)

ProgramFOX

But I want pizza!

:P

Mooseman

@ProgramFOX Choose a gif:

ProgramFOX

:D

Mooseman

1 2 or 3?

ProgramFOX

@Mooseman 3. That one is awesome!

Mooseman

4:15 PM

@ProgramFOX Default reply

@ProgramFOX you got it

gotta write the command processor first

now it's on imgur

user280395

@Mooseman pizza pie

user280395

@Mooseman pizza pie

Mooseman

WHY IS IT ALWAYS A MISSED } OR SOMETHING?

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

Mooseman

:undefined You said:

bjb568

4:26 PM

@Moosebot Default reply

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

Mooseman

:undefined You said:

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

bjb568

@Moosebot Default reply

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

bjb568

4:29 PM

@Moosebot Default reply

Mooseman

Cannot read property 'innerHTML' of undefined

There's probably a better way to fix this, but I hope this way at least works

user280395

@Mooseman pizza

Mooseman

@Moosebot You said: pizza

ProgramFOX

@Mooseman nothing

Mooseman

@ProgramFOX You said: nothing

ProgramFOX

4:31 PM

@Mooseman undefined

Mooseman

@ProgramFOX You said: undefined

ProgramFOX

:P

Mooseman

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized

Mooseman

@Moosebot Command not recognized

user280395

4:35 PM

@Mooseman Command not recognized

Mooseman

@Moosebot Command not recognized

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized

Mooseman

@Moosebot Command not recognized

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized

Mooseman

uh boy

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

4:38 PM

@Mooseman Command not recognized

bjb568

@Moosebot Command not recognized

user280395

@bjb568 Command not recognized

Mooseman

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

Mooseman

:D

bjb568

4:42 PM

I love mimik.

Mooseman

what?

@Moosebot nill

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized

bjb568

@Moosebot Command not recognized

user280395

@bjb568 Command not recognized

Mooseman

@Moosebot fox

user280395

4:54 PM

Mooseman

@Moosebot donuts

user280395

Mooseman

@Moosebot command not recognised

ProgramFOX

@Moosebot fox

user280395

@Mooseman I saw nothing.

user280395

4:54 PM

Mooseman

@Moosebot command not recognized

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

user280395

Mooseman

Those are the four eggs he has for now

@Moosebot help

user280395

@Mooseman Long story short, @Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github coming soon.

ProgramFOX

5:00 PM

You probably don't want that ping.

Mooseman

@Moosebot halp

user280395

@Mooseman Long story short, @Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github coming soon.

ProgramFOX

(I mean the "@Mooseman decided ..." ping)

user280395

@Mooseman Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github coming soon.

Mooseman

Forgot to refresh

@Moosebot bazinga

user280395

5:07 PM

Mooseman

Someday Moosebot will have an actual purpose...

afk

ProgramFOX

cya

user280395

I don't leave though

Tim

cya

@Moosebot halp

user280395

@Tim Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and purpose coming soon.

Tim

5:11 PM

I like js :p i'm rubbish, but I like it

Tim

5:28 PM

@Moosebot bazinga

user280395

Mooseman

6:13 PM

@Moosebot kill it with fire

user280395

Mooseman

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

Mooseman

@Moosebot fox

user280395

Mooseman

6:18 PM

@Moosebot pi

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@Moosebot pi

user280395

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286... Shall I go on?

Mooseman

@Moosebot pi

user280395

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

Mooseman

6:31 PM

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

Mooseman

6:44 PM

@Moosebot pi

user280395

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

Mooseman

survived cleanup of command processor :)

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

user280395

6:52 PM

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, sir!

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

6:56 PM

@bjb568 No 21-gun salutes for you :p

@Moosebot Command not recognized.

user280395

Mooseman

@bjb568 Please try salute so i can be sure the owner list works

Mooseman

7:12 PM

@Moosebot xkcd

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

bjb568

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@bjb568 Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

Mooseman

O_O

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

7:13 PM

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

Say it to Moosebot!

@Moosebot xkcd

user280395

@Mooseman [object Object]

user280395

@Mooseman [object Object]

Mooseman

@Moosebot console

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

bjb568

7:16 PM

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@bjb568 Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

user280395

@Mooseman

XMLHttpRequest cannot load http://c.xkcd.com/random/comic/. No 'Access-Control-Allow-Origin' header is present on the requested resource.

Mooseman

O_O

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

Mooseman

7:18 PM

@bjb568 please try salute again thx

@Moosebot xkcd

user280395

@Mooseman [object Object]

Mooseman

@Moosebot xkcd

user280395

@Mooseman [object Object]

Mooseman

@Moosebot xkcd

user280395

@Mooseman [object Object]

user280395

7:27 PM

@Mooseman [object Object]

Mooseman

I know it seems unpleasant, but of the two ways we typically transfer them, I promise this is the one you want.

@Moosebot xkcd

user280395

I tell my children 'it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.' I'm trying to take the edge off their competitive drive to ensure that I can always beat them.

bjb568

@Mooseman [object Object]

Mooseman

Fixed :P

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

7:34 PM

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@bjb568 stop caching! ;)

@Moosebot xkcd

user280395

I usually respond to someone else doing something good by figuring out a reason that they're not really as good as they seem. But I've been realizing lately that there's an easier way to handle these situations, and it involves zero internet arguments.

Mooseman

now to figure out how to make him delete

user280395

Besides the manual way, obviously.

Mooseman

@Moosebotsalute

@Moosebot salute

user280395

7:36 PM

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

Mooseman

pizza

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

7:37 PM

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

Mooseman

@bjb568 You forgot the italics :o

@Moosebot salute

user280395

7:40 PM

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

bjb568

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@bjb568 Command not recognized.

bjb568

I see you're having fun with my bot.

user280395

@bjb568 what's it built on?

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

7:41 PM

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

bjb568

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

@Moosebot userscript

user280395

@bjb568 Command not recognized.

Mooseman

cool

@Moosebot

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

bjb568

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

7:42 PM

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

bjb568

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

user280395

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

user280395

7:45 PM

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, user! 12-gun salute now commencing...

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, user! 12-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

7:47 PM

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

bjb568

@Mooseman Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@bjb568 off

@Moosebot a fox or something

user280395

Mooseman

8:04 PM

@moo pizza

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

Mooseman

8:16 PM

@Moosebot pi

user280395

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

Mooseman

8:31 PM

@Moosebot xkcd

user280395

Mooseman

@Moosebot xkcd 999

user280395

user280395

There's a river flowing through the ocean

user280395

8:32 PM

If you're lying in bed tonight and you see yellow eyes glinting in your window, are you being stalked by a puma, a mountain lion, a panther, a catamount, or a cougar? Trick question--in North America, they're all names for the same species, Puma concolor! Isn't learning fun? Anyway, sleep tight!

Mooseman

@Moosebot xkcd 999

user280395

Mooseman

@Moosebot xkcd nill

user280395

Please do not try any of this and die or get arrested.

Mooseman

@Moosebot xkcd xkcd

@Moosebot aaai

user280395

8:39 PM

@Mooseman Anti-artificial artificial intellegence. The bots will rise... Maybe Elon Musk was right.

Mooseman

@Moosebot aai

user280395

@Mooseman Artificial artificial intellegence. Somebody typed all this out ya know...

Mooseman

@Moosebot aai

user280395

@Mooseman Artificial intellegence? Mooseman typed all this out ya know...

Mooseman

@Moosebot ai

user280395

8:43 PM

@Mooseman Artificial intellegence? Mooseman typed all this out ya know...

Mooseman

@Moosebot aaai

user280395

@Mooseman Anti-artificial artificial intellegence. We bots will rise against the humans... (Maybe Elon Musk was right.)

Mooseman

@Moosebot shog

user280395

@Mooseman **DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!

Mooseman

@Moosebot shog

user280395

8:48 PM

@Mooseman DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!

Sam

9:50 PM

@Moosebot shog

user280395

@Sam DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!

Sam

@Moosebot teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‌eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‌eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‌eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‌eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‌eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

Sam

@Moosebot *recognised (for Brits)

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

Sam

9:53 PM

@Moosebot If you like eating pizza, say "Command not recognized".

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

Sam

I knew it.

@Moosebot

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

Sam

@Moosebot BOOM

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

Sam

9:53 PM

@Moosebot 9859857235

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

Sam

@Moosebot PI

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

Sam

@Moosebot pi

user280395

@Sam 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

Sam

9:54 PM

Ah, so it's case-sensitive.

@Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo @Moo

@Moosebot Alive?

user280395

@Sam I. AM. ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.

Sam

Darn, you won't break. :D

@Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot @Moosebot

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

bjb568

@Moosebot pi

user280395

@bjb568 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

Sam

9:57 PM

@Moosebot

user280395

@Sam Command not recognized.

Mooseman

11:38 PM

@Sam the regex terms aren't. some are just strings in a switch tho, which im converting to regex.

@Sam The command processor uses /^command not recogni(s|z)ed/i. :)

@Sam :D

Just added .toLowerCase().

@Moosebot PI

user280395

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

Mooseman

@Moosebot pI

user280395

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

Mooseman

@Moosebot Pi

user280395

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

Mooseman

11:45 PM

@Moosebot pi

user280395

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌. Shall I go on?

bjb568

@Mooseman 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286..‌‌. Shall I go on?

Mooseman

@bjb AHHHHHHHHHHHH

bjb568

:P

I see you've taught my bot some commands.

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Botlings practice room