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@NormalHuman Body - Position 1957-1963: Gratis

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@SmokeDetector fp- the position range looks like a range of years

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@NormalHuman Argh, a misspelling. Obviously, I meant "The results will shog you".

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Santa Claus

@NormalHuman I was just looking through SD to see how to ask it why but it looks like you figured it out :P

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Today is the 3rd birthday of Salesforce, so the timehop question comes from there... from two years ago, actually: How can we get "Developer" bugs logged with Technical Support? The top-voted answer, outscoring the accepted one, is nice. The third-ranked answer is "email the CEO". :)

user259867

12:13 AM

Let's email Joel about all the Stack Exchange bugs.

> Basic logic and reasoning will fall on deaf ears.

Lynn Crumbling

Ugh, @rene. This guy just won't stop.

@rene Now it's just a barrage of comments across three questions and multiple answers.

all linking back to that original question of his.

12:34 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO USE A GIT API EXAMPLE? by Nico Villegas on stackoverflow.com

12:49 AM

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!

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1:24 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: ORA-00936: missing expression error when inserting values by dgcharitha on stackoverflow.com

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Sd why

@NormalHuman [:3771763] Body - Position 1147-1152: Derma

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Sd fp- I put a negative lookahead there to exclude "dermatologist". But that was assuming people can spell...

@NormalHuman You can only execute five commands at one time.

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Sd ignore-

1:30 AM

@NormalHuman [:3771770] That message is not a report.

user259867

I give up.

@SmokeDetector ignore-

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Make taskbar icons' size bigger/smaller than options given Win 8.1 by Steve on superuser.com

Jamal

1:45 AM

@SmokeDetector Now the "idiot below you" is the answer box.

user259867

2:19 AM

SPAM sustainability.stackexchange.com/questions/4629/…

2:29 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PASSWORD INCORRECT by Bairaj Chal Gaius on bitcoin.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector Not sure it's answerable, so probably not worth editing...

user259867

2:52 AM

In the month of July, three sites got CSS updates: Geographic Information Systems, Personal Finance & Money, and Game Development. At this rate, with 15 sites remaining, this project will take the rest of 2015.

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DBA election update: 4 candidates now, including one with 40/40 score

@James HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE BEAN!

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user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

man, there aren't many users that can say that Shog told them "happy birthday"...

user259867

abusive:

3:05 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Why do Subarus run so rich under boost by btopper on mechanics.stackexchange.com

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Mar 18 '11 at 16:44, by Shog9

@drachenstern Well then: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @Tim!

@Shog9 I am indeed humbled and honored by this. Senpai noticed me

that guy creeps me out, always peeking through the shades

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in CoGro Musings, Mar 19 at 18:13, by Tim Post

A note about this room - It's gallery because we're testing to see what we might actually end up writing on something .. more blog-ish. If you want to talk to any of us about anything we've posted here, we have a site for that. Just tag it discussion, and link to the transcript.

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After 4+ months of testing... are the results in?

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3:12 AM

Perhaps yes: "nobody cares".

I got nothing against talking to myself, but I'll do it while drinking and pacing, thankyouverymuch

Rainbowdragoneyes – "OVERTHROW"

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[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Password for apps by Mack Casey on askubuntu.com

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@SmokeDetector ignore- I guess the signature is benign; edit suggested.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Is it halal to promote web-service providers when I have no control over what content they'll provide? by Mohammad Abdullah on islam.stackexchange.com

user259867

3:24 AM

@SmokeDetector ignore-

user259867

I was about to post a feature request for closevotes: parameter, but then noticed @durron597 already proposed that in the micro-privileges thing.

user259867

Would be great to have, whether restricted by rep or not. But I guess developers won't be excited about joining PendingFlags to Posts with every such search...

@Shog9 I'm not sure if you're referring to Senpai, or me

user259867

Accessing PendingFlags only through SEDE is like reading last week's chat transcript without being able to enter the room.

@James are you in the habit of peeking through shades?

Q: Please help me fix my messages

3:47 AM

@Shog9 Erm...... I wish to exercise my right to remain silent your Honour.

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user259867

Arabic Language reputation league. A one-user site, in which that user is also the only informal mod nominee.

user259867

Maybe one mod is enough in this case.

user259867

Does @tchrist know he's been nominated for Portuguese Language protemmodship? meta.portuguese.stackexchange.com/questions/154/…

user259867

No response given there, yes or no.

Undo

3:57 AM

@NormalHuman vacations are an issue

We like to have at least three because (1) it gives a tiebreaker vote, and (2) if someone goes on vacation, it's not one guy handling everything themselves.

user259867

If BigOTHER goes on vacation, so does the site... just put it in read-only, same thing.

Undo

True. We ought to try that.

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I have an iPhone 5c, when I send iMessages my contact receives them as coming from my email address. I went to Settings to change this but my phone number is greyed out and my email address is in black. It will not let me change it to my phone number. I can't find the "Start new conversations fro...

How about we start with your titles

@Undo I think that the problem runs deeper than that, like, how about we actually can put together "what our problem is"

user259867

SU crossed the 15M mark recently. (Monthly uniques)

user259867

4:13 AM

Expect further boost from Win10 questions...

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> Microsoft should have just made Metro its own OS with its own name. Might have worked, might not, but wouldn’t have polluted Windows. -- Matt Sherman at 8:41 PM - 30 Jul 2015 via Twitter

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@SmokeDetector gone

@NormalHuman They'd be okay with it, maybe, if it was a really high rep priv

user259867

An idea: scrap the draft of the new SE navigation, replace it with Metro design.

user259867

Can't be much worse.

4:16 AM

You don't have to do the join if the parameter isn't in the search, right?

user259867

Of course.

user259867

Yes, it's a feature for which a rep restriction makes sense (performance reasons), unlike many others posted there. Including mine. Which I'm not deleting because rep.

@NormalHuman You could just take the gnat approach to rep

user259867

Spend all of it on posts about HNQ?

user259867

new site: topadvancingincome.com

4:20 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: their college tuition paid for in full by dad and his software by Keith C Tudor on superuser.com

@NormalHuman Well, spend so much rep on bounties that you go from above 20k to under 3k

Oh, he's back over 3k again

user259867

SPAM superuser.com/questions/948062/…

@Undo @ProgramFOX @hichris123 @NormalHuman Feature request, add the ability to add spam keywords in runtime without a new build

meh, I guess it's easy enough to just pull and restart

user259867

The build time isn't that long, plus there is autopull.

cv-pls about 5 close reasons here are appropriate stackoverflow.com/questions/31737992/spring-data-neo4j

4:28 AM

dynamically reloading the regexes is a nice thing

Q: If jquery has library, does C# also have?

Spam song Monty Python

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Interesting question: If a stock has only buyers and no sellers how does its price go up? on money.stackexchange.com -- accepted answer at -5.

user259867

-1

If jquery has library like this to have different actions, does C# also have?

c#

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What Microsoft doesn't want you to know: C# is really a jQuery plug-in.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Tips to make you look younger by Doyle Nerney on superuser.com

user259867

4:43 AM

SPAM webapps.stackexchange.com/questions/6134/…

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SPAM stackoverflow.com/a/31737323

Jamal

Ah, that's an SO question I flagged for closure some time ago.

user259867

SO post gone; the spammer then went to read the tour...

Jamal

Mission Accomplished

@Jamal He's probably going to solve P = NP next

user259867

5:13 AM

What is this even superuser.com/questions/948072/… Never mind, nonsense ninja-edited. Still OT

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: We bring the audience back into the yeah by orrian still on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: You can also discover several informational by Michael Garcia on drupal.stackexchange.com

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sd 2tpu-

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I was about to say 'how many legitimate posts would have "yeah" in the title?' but then ran this search. :/

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Another of the Skin Care tips that firms by Egoh Oode on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle building isn't always by Chester Portis on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: A problem that can hamper by Chester Portis on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: Squats, presses and dead lifts by Chester Portis on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Does SEO work for social media? by Ruby Roy on ux.stackexchange.com

user259867

5:31 AM

sd 5tpu-

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Also flag the question ux.stackexchange.com/questions/82301/…

user259867

The Mozaz / Ruby duo is back.

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: make your game easy with cheats by Koden jaksin on magento.stackexchange.com

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SPAM pm.stackexchange.com/questions/15679/…

Already custom flajjed @Ruby

5:34 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, url in title: http://truburnplusfacts.org/cogniq/ by kelly pearson on drupal.stackexchange.com

Sup @pro

@durron597 That has come up a few times already, but that would make it more difficult if I have to take Smokey over if Undo's server is down.

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Hi!

@Undo Hmm, that sounds bad. Curious what login logging will tell us.

I've stack-exchange account with an email id (say abc@xyz.com). Now I want to change my email from which SE account is running. (e.g. abc@xyz.com to def@abc.com). So, what can I do? One way I know is : Create new account with new id (def@abc.com) and then merge it to old (abc@xyz.com). Is there any other way exist?

user259867

You can add a new login. Then remove an old one.

user259867

@Pandya Go to "Edit Profile" > "My logins" and you will find a page with both adding and removing options.

5:51 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Full form of SEO in Internet? by Ruby Roy on philosophy.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu- and question too

@NormalHuman add logins provides options for SE, google, fb and yahoo in which if I try to go with Stackexchange, it returns me to my profile

To be specific, I want SE account with different email than existing.

A: Adding more than one Stack Exchange OpenID credential

!!/isblu philosophy.stackexchange.com/users/15389/ruby-roy

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You cannot be logged into two Stack Exchange OpenIDs at the same time. So, to make this work, you're going to need to add a third-party login first. Looking at the email address you have used to create your existing SE OpenID, I suggest adding a Google credential. :) So, follow these steps: Go...

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy User is blacklisted. (15389 on philosophy.stackexchange.com).

5:54 AM

YaY!

user259867

Unless that answer is outdated after the global login... but worth trying.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Google seo marketing? by Ruby Roy on chemistry.stackexchange.com

@NormalHuman thanks. let me try.

leaving....

!!/report ux.stackexchange.com/questions/82301/…

!!/report ux.stackexchange.com/a/82302/69154

ummm why not work?

user259867

Because it was already reported?

5:56 AM

!!/help

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DELETE A BUTON FROM A BUTTON BOX AS WELL AS FROM DATABASE by Deep Jyoti Gharphalia on stackoverflow.com

!!/report askubuntu.com/a/654918/184892

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Has anybody had success with an SEO company? by Ruby Roy on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How are the opportunities in feature seo? by Ruby Roy on mathoverflow.net

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@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Specifically, it is this check: if a post was recently mentioned in the room, it will not be reported.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How can I build good SEO? by Ruby Roy on webmasters.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Testorush RX- Boost your stamina and stay longer by Katheryn Freed on drupal.stackexchange.com

6:01 AM

Hello I am back with third party (google) login. Now I think I've to create first SE account from new email id to which I want to migrate right? @NormalHuman

Hmmm @Shog9 seems active, want to nuke people?

user259867

@Pandya You don't need to create an account, you need to create a login. Go to openid.stackexchange.com and click register.

stackexchange.com/users/6572288/mozaz-goyz

stackexchange.com/users/6549399/ruby-roy

Sup @Dro

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy fine, how about you!

user259867

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Better to link to activity page, keeping track of things to flag: stackexchange.com/users/6572288/mozaz-goyz?tab=activity and stackexchange.com/users/6549399/ruby-roy?tab=activity

user259867

6:05 AM

New one: gamedev.stackexchange.com/a/104886

Hey! free flow of spam flags!

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: URGENT! NEED HELP ASAP! by elysea on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How do I get into SEO as a career? by Ruby Roy on tex.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector s/HELP/downvotes/ Maybe I'll make a userscript with this substitution: "please help" -> "please downvote", etc.

@NormalHuman done successfully! thanks for real-time help and reply.

user259867

No problem.

6:08 AM

good bye.

blacklist candidate playerhot.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Found Youth Skin Care Reviews by prachi jukuy on drupal.stackexchange.com

Q: In activity tab, the site logo overlaps the time

Someone's gonna die

0

Here's the image. Oh and also nuke him and this Mozaz Goyz please

bug spam recent-activity activity-summary

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@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Clever, but you should add browser/OS to the bug report.

blacklist candidate ordervibrantmoneysystemreview.com

6:17 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Excel is quite intuitive and simple to use by marsha harios on meta.stackexchange.com

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@bummi pattern-matching :D

abusive: electronics.stackexchange.com/a/182593/17064

BEACH ?? typo?

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Ruby Roy is kind of a celebrity here: chat.meta.stackexchange.com/…

Lol

6:27 AM

askubuntu is not as fast as usual today: askubuntu.com/q/654917/184892

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@SmokeDetector why

@NormalHuman Body - Position 540-630: testore.com/descfiles/morningstar/sunsaver/10L-V3.png" alt="enter image description here">

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@SmokeDetector fp-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: you within the visual world forever by bobgull on gaming.stackexchange.com

6:43 AM

yay! Ruby Roy is NuKed!

rene

@LynnCrumbling that user has a lot of spare time to burn...

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: http://www.getadvancingincome.com/pokemon-fire-red-cheats/ by kenley kiy on askubuntu.com

@rene link to his profile?

> You may only load the flag dialog every 3 seconds.

Darn it!

rene

It is in the linked message from Lynn

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6:47 AM

@SmokeDetector Why didn't "URL in title" trigger, @ProgramFOX?

@NormalHuman Body - Position 662-726: getadvancingincome.com/pokemon-fire-red-cheats/" rel="nofollow">

@NormalHuman hm, no idea

user259867

I wasn't really asking you, Smokey... but thanks.

user259867

(it reacted to "why")

xD

fires up Regex101

@NormalHuman Regex101 says that it should have caught it... weird.

user259867

6:50 AM

@ProgramFOX Oh, AU is excluded

Ohh, right.

user259867

Yes, they put a lot of URLs in title there (also SO, etc).

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Oro Lift This skin serum is very easy by feddygerry on askubuntu.com

user259867

But if the title consists of the URL and nothing else...

user259867

It seems easy to add a regex for that: just wrap the existing one in ^ and $. Then SO/SU/AU wouldn't need to be excluded from that.

user259867

6:55 AM

The only flaw I see is report duplication: it will be "URL in title, URL-only title".

@NormalHuman It isn't that easy. The current URL-matching regex doesn't match the full URL, just a part of it so it knows that it's a URL.

user259867

I see it does allow for path...

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Filtering information from JIRA by salmanjener on stackoverflow.com

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@ProgramFOX Why isn't it greedy in the last part?

user259867

6:57 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@NormalHuman It doesn't change the results.

I can replace it by a * or + but it highlights exactly the same.

brb, rebooting system for installation stuff

!!/report meta.stackexchange.com/q/261763/201151

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Never bypass stretching before a lifting session by mehta hunter on meta.stackexchange.com

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@ProgramFOX Because of ? at the end, which gets interpreted as "match 0 or 1 characters from the list"... this is probably not what was intended, it should have been https?://(?!(www\.)?example\.(com|net|org))[a-zA-Z0-9_.-]+\.[a-zA-Z]{2,4}/?[a-z‌A-Z0-9_/?=.-]*

user259867

And since pretty much any non-whitespace can be in the path, why not just use \S there: https?://(?!(www\.)?example\.(com|net|org))[a-zA-Z0-9_.-]+\.[a-zA-Z]{2,4}/?\S* ... now the full URL matches, and this can be wrapped in ^ $

7:05 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Different number of posts on the front page by user76998 on wordpress.stackexchange.com

user259867

More specifically, the bug is in not having * after the square bracket.

@NormalHuman That should work.

We can add it as regex and only enable it for sites that don't have "URL in title" enabled.

user259867

Aha, that solves the duplication!

The trick is to set all: False and then put all sites in sites where you want to enable it.

user259867

By the way, now that I read the URL regex... what's the point of even having (/[a-zA-Z0-9_/?=.-]*)? at the end? It's optional.

7:10 AM

Good spot, that makes no sense indeed.

user259867

I'll go ~~break~~ simplify it.

Oh, fun, I cannot uninstall an application because of OS incompatibility -_-

nuke-pls mechanics.stackexchange.com/a/18987/7763

gone

dis someone say NUKE

A: Why do Subarus run so rich under boost

7:15 AM

-2

sorry my co-worker thought he would be cool. he is simply a fool.

Nukes plz

user259867

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy That's an NAA, we can't nuke it directly. Flagged of course...

@NormalHuman Yes you can

get 4k rep there

user259867

20k required to delete answers... well it's a beta, so 4k.

oh?

user259867

"trusted user" privilege.

user259867

7:17 AM

With 10K you can only vote to delete questions.

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: Does have any phase end result? by jennyjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Does have any phase end result? by jennyjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: External sound card not working with Windows 10 by Rotewolf on superuser.com

7:49 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: why we use Database Mail in sql server 2012 by ADAVE19 on dba.stackexchange.com

spam: electronics.stackexchange.com/a/182598/17064

@PeterJ next one: electronics.stackexchange.com/a/182600/27928

!!/report meta.stackexchange.com/q/261767/201151

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: The results that the application of this product will bring about by morganbuckley on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector Gone

8:09 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: They still had the itch memory by Them ples on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Word/phrase for a feature that could be both good and bad for something by jacques koorts on english.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: We met it’s that you just added a post and went by Pura Dorris on stackoverflow.com

.... spam spam spam humbug

One of these day we really need to ask staff to give out one rep point for every spam flag.

@SPArchaeologist agreed

And then see how long it takes to get 10k tools just from flagging.

@SPArchaeologist not long

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy exactly my point.

Q: Can we have rep from flagging?

8:19 AM

cv-plz meta.stackexchange.com/questions/261769/…

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Could we get rep from flagging? For example, for every 5 helpful flags, we get 1 rep? This would promote flagging bad stuff like spam. Also, if this is added, the following line should be added in the help center for flagging: For every 5 helpful flags you have, you can get 1 reputation. This...

feature-request reputation flags

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: are you looking for cognos online training? by bhanu on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Advanced SAS- Macro Variables and Codes by rohit on unix.stackexchange.com

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy your question is getting flagged xD

@Exp can you stop using bold? It hurts the eyes

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy well your font also HuRtS tHe EyEs

Flajjjed

@ExplosionsPlus who deleted your comment?

8:33 AM

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy i deleted it

hahaha

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy I was joking, you know. And also, I was just talking about -spam- flags....

:(

8:45 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Access Denied errors after installing SUPEE-6285 by user28687 on magento.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Bootstrap: Move a div under another div on resize? by giargia script on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: how Keeping Your Kids Safe While They Are Online? by yold bele on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector why

Body - Position 280-340: testosteronebuy.com/moviestarplanet-cheats/" rel="nofollow">
Body - Position 397-406: </a></p>

Umm what

9:06 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: hive server keep starting server without any error by YaaMe on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to bring back Photo Viewer in Windows 10? by user475969 on superuser.com

9:25 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Yahoo mail hacked - how to recover, how did it happen and how to prevent? by user1204121 on security.stackexchange.com

cybermonkey

9:37 AM

We need a 'too lazy to Google' close reason:

-2

Q: iTextSharp PDF Rotation

This is a very noob question. This question on this POST is about vb.net and the answer is on C#. So the problem is, I need the vb.net equivalence of this code: pageDict.put(PdfName.ROTATE, new PdfNumber(desiredRot);. I am not that good at iTextsharp yet, but I guess this is the line where in ...

vb.net pdf itextsharp

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: COGNOS ONLINE TRAINING IN HYD by revathi12 on stackoverflow.com

cybermonkey

cv-plz: stackoverflow.com/questions/31742843/itextsharp-pdf-rotation

9:56 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] URL-only title: http://errors.angularjs.org/1.3.16/$injector/unpr?p0=DTOptionsBuilderProvider by Mihir Vadalia on stackoverflow.com

!!/report drupal.stackexchange.com/q/167377/20140

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: If you read this article by mehta hunter on drupal.stackexchange.com

!!/report unix.stackexchange.com/q/219453/45331

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: They most systems found by Likeethi ethim on unix.stackexchange.com

10:21 AM

!!/report drupal.stackexchange.com/q/167381/20140

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Rhodiola is a unhazardous Brain Peak by nelekoen94 on drupal.stackexchange.com

i notice @janDvorak not pingable any more :(

10:42 AM

Nooooooooo

tchrist

@NormalHuman No, I’d had no idea.

A: Let's predict the date of the ten millionth question on Stack Overflow

In a very rare occurrence, @bjb568 turned out to be wrong:

-3

2015-07-30T18:00Z ... probably.

you spelled "common" wrong

10:54 AM

What day is today

fun day

@GnomeSlice What a terrible day to have a Bart

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: Handling many customers in the "Manage Customers" admin page by John Pangilinan on magento.stackexchange.com

@SPArchaeologist you've just described every day.

Today's Listening | Progchip / Instrumental

May have posted before, dont care

10:56 AM

@Bart actually, it was supposed to be a reference from Castlevania 2

just replaced "curse" with "Bart"

meaning should be the same...

You don't even know half of it. You only hear me every now and then. I have had to listen to my bullshit for the past 35 years.

Stijn

@Bart have you tried earplugs?

Don't shuffle it

Not that you can on BC anyway.

@Stijn I tried giving myself up for adoption, but apparently that's not a solution.

maybe all you need is a different pair of glasses?

11:05 AM

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^ @Dronehinge?

@Bart why not those?

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@SPArchaeologist they come with prescription glasses?

@GnomeSlice awesome

11:22 AM

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This spam from 3 hours ago probably just needs one or two more flags for anyone that didn't see it earlier: electronics.stackexchange.com/a/182600/17064

11:41 AM

Gone @PeterJ?

Thx yes it's gone now

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! \O/

Is it already tomorrow for James?

i..it i..is j..j..joe's b..b...birthd..day riggghttt??

kicks @berserk very hard

11:45 AM

o..o..ouch

@DroidDev can i have a kick too? :D

@DroidDev kick my crotch, i like the feeling :D

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@DroidDev exactly..

currently confused between what colour should I give to class names and what to method names in class document :/

11:53 AM

public static void kissDroidDev = true

ok, blue for class and green for method names it is

@ExplosionsPlus well...you forgot the datatype....

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@DroidDev ohh

lemme go eclipse and do some copy and paste

package DroidDevKiss

public class ILoveDroidDev

public static void kissDroidDev = true**

@DroidDev happy? :D

@ExplosionsPlus I think you again missed the datatype, until I don't know what language you are trying or something obvious that I am missing