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user259867

12:01 AM

@James Regardless of the voting system, different users will vote differently. Some will vote just for 3 they want to win, for example. Some don't downvote. Some will decide they should vote either up or down on everyone.

AstroCB

@James It's a way of ensuring that people whose nominations weren't too great don't overtake those who just didn't get much attention but who are viable candidates.

user259867

I vote up if I want the person as a mod; downvote if I don't want; and abstain if I have no sufficiently strong opinion.

AstroCB

Score stabilized again.

user259867

For the record, I downvoted most of Tavern candidates (with one exception).

James

@pizza yeah me too, bunch of image posting slackers..

AstroCB

12:03 AM

James

@AstroCB makes sense

AstroCB

I'm the only one with a positive score who has no net change.

hichris123

@pizza Yay! I think... :P

AstroCB

13 mins ago, by AstroCB

It seems as if nearly every upvote I get is balanced by a downvote.

user259867

@hichris123 The exception wasn't you.

hichris123

12:04 AM

Oh well. :P

AstroCB

Was it JasonC?

hichris123

Hrm, what do pizza's like?

AstroCB

Not that this wasn't obvious before, but Martijn wins.

hichris123

@pizza Oh, probably because I ate one of your siblings a few days ago. Sorry about that. :(

AstroCB

@hichris123 Proper use of apostrophes.

hichris123

12:07 AM

@AstroCB I'm not sure on that one... I might have been referring to our pizza, in which case I would be correct, or I might have been referring to all pizzas, in which case I would have been incorrect.

I don't know what I was referring to. :P

AstroCB

> what do pizza's like?

That doesn't make sense.

What does pizza like?
What do pizzas like?

I guess you combined them to emphasize your uncertain meaning.

That works.

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@pizza Registered answer as false positive.

AstroCB

Whitelist example domains?

hichris123

@AstroCB ah, true. :P

James

12:11 AM

@hichris123 You're not a greengrocer are you :P

hichris123

Er I don't think so...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: How to get gsub! to recognize different characters (uppercase, lowercase) by zappdapper on stackoverflow.com

James

in the UK greengrocers are quite notorious for overusing apostrophes "Fresh banana's for a pound", I've even seen one on "pear's" which..nrrgh

hichris123

@James Oh well that explains why I didn't get it. :P You're a Brit; I'm an American.

@Undo happy birthday.

Undo

yay!

user259867

12:20 AM

> one of our agents who got so sick of 3rd party tickets they just archived them without responding. -- Jon Ericson

user259867

I wonder who...

user259867

I like to "archive" certain types of questions without responding, too.

bjb568

> {"v":[955,201,442,2910,335,330,113,1765,468,1232,201,78,580,1326,0,88,196,537,6,‌1528,64,2,0,688,481,311,73,0,34,4]}

Protip: Shave off {"v":[ and ]} to save 8 bytes!

129 people upvote shree? wat

AstroCB

@bjb568 I'm as confused as you are.

bjb568

'

use it

AstroCB

12:26 AM

Perhaps it's

4 hours ago, by AstroCB

!!vote by avatar or vote by potential moderator qualities

'

bjb568

:D

AstroCB

I can see Paresh pulling ahead of Ed, but I don't know if there will be any other big shakeups in the top 10.

!!/so2015

Caprica Six

@AstroCB That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Yay for the 2015 Stack Overflow Moderator Election! Election voting begins in 3 days, 19 hours, 31 minutes and 51 seconds.

AstroCB

Still four days to go, though.

!!/help

SmokeDetector

12:28 AM

@AstroCB I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

Caprica Six

@AstroCB Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

Anonymous

@CapricaSix I should start using that line...

Jon Ericson

@pizza It comes down to priorities. People who write to us hoping we can reset their Xbox Live account (for instance) are pretty low on our list. We are utterly unable to help.

AstroCB

!!> alert("This is a test.");

Caprica Six

@AstroCB "ReferenceError: alert is not defined"

bjb568

12:29 AM

Why is unhedro so controversial?

AstroCB

@bjb568 Definitely the crab hat.

bjb568

@AstroCB I've tried it all before, it's probably not vulnerable.

user259867

Yes, wearing an old-fashioned hat is a losing move.

bjb568

Oh, I forgot to dv Idan Adar. Yay, he's back to 0.

!xkcd find moderator

12:31 AM

Okay...

bobby tails... how moderator-y

bjb568

…

AstroCB

The top 5 all have 40/40.

That's an interesting result.

hichris123

how about rep?

Roombatron5000

12:33 AM

Yes, same size as the car pictured. Voted to reopen. Why did this get so many downvotes? Have you all gone crazy? Obviously it's similar to the trunk pictured. If I was asking how to put it into a truck or SUV, I would've stated that and not car! The question is about how to get it up there since I can't lift it by myself. The question is NOT about how to fit it in the trunk.. I already know it will fit in the trunk!! — Roombatron5000 4 mins ago

AstroCB

I don't know if that means that the candidate scores are good predictors or that people are voting by candidate scores.

!xkcd find Undo

xkcdBot

I've been sneaking out at night and installing lamps on the underside of every photovoltaic panel I can find. Sure, there are upwards of 80% losses, but I prefer to think of them as nearly 20% gains.

bjb568

@AstroCB Gawd, I'm not going to implement elections on DD then.

People can't vote.

AstroCB

@xkcdBot @Undo

bjb568

Also, all questions will be reference questions, debugging will be in chat.

rlemon

12:35 AM

@AstroCB eval on the bot runs in a webworker

Roombatron5000

Yes, same size as the car pictured. Voted to reopen. Why did this get so many downvotes? Obviously it's similar to the trunk pictured. If I was asking how to put it into a truck or SUV, I would've stated that and not car! The question is about how to get it up there since I can't lift it by myself. The question is NOT about how to fit it in the trunk.. I already know it will fit in the trunk!! — Roombatron5000 16 secs ago

rlemon

only certain functions have been exposed

Roombatron5000

previous comment deleted!

AstroCB

That's what I figured.

rlemon

there is also a throttle limit for time to prevent crashing

!!> while(1);

Caprica Six

12:35 AM

@rlemon Maximum execution time exceeded

AstroCB

!!> for(var i = 0; i < 5; i++){ console.log(i); }

Caprica Six

@AstroCB "undefined" Logged: 0,1,2,3,4

bjb568

well-refrigerated leguminosae seeds

Anonymous

@AstroCB Is that so? Encouraging...

Anonymous

continues grinding up to 40/40.

minitech

12:37 AM

!!> arguments.callee.toString()

Caprica Six

@minitech

"TypeError: 'caller', 'callee', and 'arguments' properties may not be accessed on strict mode functions or the arguments objects for calls to them"

bjb568

!!> JSON.stringify(self)

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "TypeError: this is undefined"

@bjb568 "[object DedicatedWorkerGlobalScope]"

minitech

Hm, there are things harder to defend against, still

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "TypeError: cyclic object value"

user259867

12:40 AM

Has anyone tried converting an accepted answer to a comment recently? (A mod function, of course)

bjb568

!!> Worker

minitech

!!> (function c(v) { return c(v.concat(v)); })([1])

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "ReferenceError: Worker is not defined"

@minitech Maximum execution time exceeded

bjb568

!!> postMessage('hallo')

Caprica Six

@bjb568 Malformed output from web-worker. If you weren't just fooling around trying to break me, raise an issue or contact Zirak

bjb568

12:40 AM

hehe

user259867

There's a bug report on ru.so saying that it fails with aspxerrorpath.

bjb568

!!> close()

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "undefined"

bjb568

!!> close('y u no close')

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "undefined"

hichris123

12:41 AM

@pizza I've only converted 2 answers to comments, I think...

So no, sadly.

user259867

And none were accepted, I suppose?

hichris123

none accepted, yeah.

user259867

Accepted NAAs are abundant on ru.so, sadly.

user259867

Legacy posts from more forum-like hashcode.ru.

AstroCB

!!> Window

Caprica Six

12:43 AM

@AstroCB "ReferenceError: Window is not defined"

bjb568

!!> importScripts('http://devdoodle.net/test.js')

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "undefined" Logged: "hi"

AstroCB

!

minitech

Oh

bjb568

Ooh, you can import scripts!

hichris123

12:44 AM

@pizza Did they "import" the whole site? Was that what Nick was complaining about?

AstroCB

!!> importScripts("http://code.jquery.com/jquery-2.1.3.min.js");

Caprica Six

@AstroCB "TypeError: n is undefined"

AstroCB

!!> $

Caprica Six

@AstroCB "ReferenceError: $ is not defined"

user259867

@hichris123 Yes, the 50K+ questions didn't come up all in the past two weeks.. But Nick was probably messing with web server logs.

bjb568

12:46 AM

!!> importScripts('http://devdoodle.net/test2.js')

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "undefined"

bjb568

!!> testexploit()

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "ReferenceError: testexploit is not defined"

bjb568

nope

Braiam

in Unix and Linux on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 7 hours ago, by derobert

352/265 packets, 24% loss, min/avg/ewma/max = 24.899/317.526/273.202/4285.823 ms ← less Comcastic than before! Half as many packets lost now!

rlemon

12:48 AM

!!> ["Badger","Mushroom","Snake!"].forEach(function(a,b,c) { b<1&&(b--);console.log(Array(c.length-b).join(a + ' ') + a); });

Caprica Six

@rlemon "undefined" Logged: "Badger Badger Badger Badger","Mushroom Mushroom","Snake!"

bjb568

!!> importScripts('http://devdoodle.net/test3.js')

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "ReferenceError: Window is not defined"

AstroCB

!comp time in India

bjb568

6:20:30 am IST | Tuesday, April 14, 2015

rlemon

12:50 AM

!!weather india

Caprica Six

@rlemon [](openweathermap.org/city/1260877): 19.4039C (292.554K), Sky is Clear

bjb568

!!> Navigator

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "ReferenceError: Navigator is not defined"

rlemon

booo

AstroCB

!!> console.log(this);

Caprica Six

12:51 AM

@AstroCB "undefined" Logged: "undefined"

bjb568

!!> XMLHttpRequest

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "ReferenceError: XMLHttpRequest is not defined"

bjb568

!!> Date

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "function Date() {\n [native code]\n}"

rlemon

!!> Object.keys(this)

Caprica Six

12:51 AM

@rlemon "TypeError: can't convert undefined to object"

AstroCB

!!> new Date().setHours(0,0,0,0);

Caprica Six

@AstroCB 1428897600000

bjb568

THERE IS NO THIS!

only that

AstroCB

!!> new Date(new Date().setHours(0,0,0,0));

Caprica Six

@AstroCB "2015-04-13T04:00:00.000Z"

bjb568

12:52 AM

!!> setTimeout

Caprica Six

@bjb568

"function (e){\n\"use strict\";\nfunction t(){r-=1,e.apply(self,arguments),a()}if(e){var n=[].slice.call(arguments);n[0]=t,r+=1,o.apply(self,n)}}"

AstroCB

!!> setInterval

Caprica Six

@AstroCB "function setInterval() {\n [native code]\n}"

bjb568

!!> requestAnimationFrame

Caprica Six

@bjb568 "ReferenceError: requestAnimationFrame is not defined"

AstroCB

12:53 AM

!!> setInterval(function(){ console.log("asdf"); }, 2000);

Caprica Six

@AstroCB 1

AstroCB

?

rlemon

github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/blob/master/source/eval.js is the eval source btw

user259867

If anyone's looking for OT questions, take a look at logic

AstroCB

Paresh and @Ed were tied for a second.

Then Paresh passed him.

rlemon

12:54 AM

github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/blob/master/source/codeWorker.js is where you will see what is exposed

AstroCB

Paresh is in the top 10.

bjb568

tldr

!!> global

Caprica Six

@bjb568 TypeError: cyclic object value

bjb568

!!> Object.keys(global)

Caprica Six

@bjb568 ["postMessage","onmessage","global","whitey","exec","console","setTimeout"]

bjb568

12:56 AM

That's better.

It's probably not buggy enough for me to figure out how to break it tho.

AstroCB

Paresh and Ed are currently engaged in deathmatch part 2.

rlemon

the eval can't be broken for what i've seen. there are bugs. but not in the eval.

Andrew T.

ooo, new bot.

rlemon

and i'm not going to expose what the vulnerable places are

bjb568

Well, you can play with my bot too.

Almost as exciting.

rlemon

12:57 AM

sounds dirty

2

!bjb !bjb

bjb [translated]

!ping bjb

Prepare to be pinged, @CapricaSix.

AstroCB

!ping CapricaSix

xkcdBot

12:58 AM

Prepare to be pinged, @SmokeDetector.

AstroCB

!ping SmokeDetector

rlemon

lol

bjb568

!bjb There is no dirt on my bot.

there iz no dirt on my bot. [translated]

rlemon

BUG

AstroCB

?

!ping SmokeDetector

xkcdBot

12:58 AM

Prepare to be pinged, @Mooseman.

AstroCB

Any other bots?

!ping Mooseman

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @Mooseman.

AstroCB

Oh, right.

!ping Shog

xkcdBot

@AstroCB How dare you try to ping the mighty Shog?

bjb568

test

!bjb > MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS AND BOTS! Wheel of blame link bolted on for your ease of use

AstroCB

12:59 AM

^

bjb568

> me god, itz full of starz n botz wheel of blame link bolted on for yur ease of use [translated]

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