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3:26 AM
@mootinator I wouldn't worry too much about the formatting until you can use quotes correctly.
Also:
 
@jadarnel27 I'll show you using quotes correctly.
Unless I don't.
 
Yeah. No offense, but I'm betting on that second option ;-)
 
So am I, but that's beside the point.
So, basically it supports single line quotes.
No replying.
I'm not doing it wrong, the site is =)
 
Yeah, it's certainly kind of a lame implementation.
 
No mention of it in the help, either. So it must not really work ever.
At all.
Like code blocks don't.
 
3:55 AM
@animuson I thought you might.
 
You're like some sort of clairvoyant.
 
4:08 AM
if I change username, is it possible to eventually use it again?
 
Yes.
 
Wow, the ending to The Walking Dead game... wow...
 
(^ ͜ʖ^)
 
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A: Should you be allowed to change your handle in SO?

Jeff AtwoodLike everything else, it should probably be rate-limited. If I've learned anything, it is that unbounded behaviors lead to pain. edit: after a two-day grace period for new users, one display name change allowed every 30 days.

 
I am playing Zelda - majora's mask, in case someone was dying of curiosity
 
4:18 AM
Somethin's wrong with muh brainz.
Probably.
 
My 52nd platinum trophy. :D
 
But I'm getting it checked out.
To be sure.
 
ZOMBIE!
 
I am staring at an SO question being puzzled at what motivated it.
Oh, nevermind...
 
My guess would be poor moderation on the part of the moderators.
 
4:44 AM
@animuson Wait, that's out?
episode 5 I hope?
 
The last episode was released today. At least on PS3.
 
5:03 AM
Hello everyone
 
5:37 AM
More like not veryspicy.
KABOOM!
...I mean, hello.
 
 
2 hours later…
7:38 AM
@AnnaLear upon re-reading suggested edit, your note here makes pretty good sense - thanks. I would like to cut three last paragraphs from the quote, ending it at "...clicking into" - would appreciate your thoughts about this
 
 
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1:45 PM
I thoroughly dislike this "wrap the entire contents of a method in a generic try-catch block" practice. It is giving me a headache.
 
Bomb on a bus in Tel Aviv a few hours ago... This is the news I wake up to...
 
 boolean doAllTheThings() {
    try {
        complicatedStuff;
    } catch (Exception ignore) {} // pro-move

     return true; // This always succeeds because I never fail
}
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Wait, really?
C'mon chat.
@Moshe Lies!
 
What lies?
looks around
 
@TimStone Precisely!
It's like you've been looking at our codez.
 
I have. @jadarnel27, I am your boss' boss. o_o
 
1:57 PM
gasp!
 
The fact that I live in Delaware should have been a dead giveaway, everyone knows that place doesn't really exist.
 
2:22 PM
Ah, how could I have been so blind.
Then I shall have to request permission from you to use all my time refactoring code to handle errors the way I like them to be handled.
Rather than working on new and current projects.
 
Permission granted. If anyone challenges you, just tell them the fat cats at the top said it was alright.
If anyone challenges that, just shout "THINGADONGDONG!" and run away.
 
Hahahahahaha
That actually seems like it would work for a while. Mostly because a. People don't really care what I'm doing, and b. Most people are incapable of addressing things that make them uncomfortable (so they ignore them)
 
If I didn't know better I might think we actually did work for the same company.
 
"What are you working on, Josh?" "THINGADONGDONG!" "...Mmmhmm. Got big plans for Thanksgiving?"
 
Actually that's brilliant, I should try that the next time someone asks me a question.
 
2:46 PM
You ​​​​​​can't. — SLaks 15 mins ago
That's...not even remotely helpful.
Also, he is maliciously circumventing the character limit and I won't stand for it!
 
@jadarnel27 It answers the question.
 
@gnat I don't think that needs to be in there at all, to be honest. I was going to suggest cutting down the quote to the "when someone goes to Stack Overflow..." paragraph, but then I realized that all it says is already in the tag wiki anyway.
 
@TimYiJiang I can't tell whether or not you're kidding...
Clearly one can answer someone's question in a way that is completely unhelpful. That comment answers the question as asked, but doesn't help the OP with what he's really asking.
 
3:01 PM
So this morning I wake up to: "Quick! Help our DBA with the database issue he's having no trouble handling!"
 
And since SLaks is perfectly capable of recognizing what the OP was trying to get at, his comment comes across as snarky and unhelpful.
 
@mootinator They needed your moral support!
 
> Random Dev: So, uh, have you looked in the Activity Monitor?
> DBA: dirty look
 
Brave move with the quotes there, mootinator.
 
I'm becoming one with the chat engine.
 
3:10 PM
@AnnaLear understood, thanks
 
I'm semi disappointed that rgchris fella never suggested oneboxing open graph pages in chat.
It sounds like an idea which would almost certainly be shot down, mind you, but disappointed nonetheless :)
 
3:27 PM
@TimStone Oh, I get it; it's funny because complicatedStuff should be followed by parentheses, possibly containing arguments.
 
Exactly, I'm glad someone caught on.
 
bazinga
 
Not to worry; in all of the code I wrote yesterday that uses that format, I made sure to put parentheses after all my method calls.
 
There's battle scars on all my parens.
 
There, I suggested it on someone else's post so I can lose reps faster: meta.stackoverflow.com/a/156373/153001
 
3:36 PM
Sucks to be you; I liked that suggestion, and upvoted it, so you gained reps instead of losing them!
 
Noooooooo
 
3:56 PM
So, anyone seen the new Twilight film yet?
 
Have you asked @animuson?
 
....
are you serious?!
Why would any sane person watch twilight?
Vote ring on SO - better lovestory than twilight!
 
My wife won't even watch Twilight, and she shut herself away from the world for a week to read the books.
 
@ThiefMaster Hey man, I thought the books were very entertaining. Granted, I'm not the best example of a "sane person."
 
Mainly because Kristen Stewart, but I digress.
 
4:02 PM
I've only seen the first two movies, but I enjoyed those.
Then again, I have notoriously low standards for enjoying movies.
 
I managed to read The Hunger Games trilogy, despite the annoying lengthy passages about needing to look pretty while mercilessly slaughtering people, and doting over boys.
 
> edited in 18 seconds
Huh?
 
Sounds like a good movie.
 
the hunger games movie was not bad imho
but twilight... ugh, just no
 
I kind of wanted to punch Katniss after the first two books. Yes, those boys are, in fact, both interested in you. Deal with it.
 
4:10 PM
Half of you are suffering from cognitive dissonance and the other half are coming after me with pitchforks, huh?
 
Nope. Just working.
I don't know what it is about CakePHP that makes me want to stuff everything into controllers.
 
@jadarnel27 For the record, I do not watch Twilight...
 
@mootinator How about Models and Views?
 
4:27 PM
@TimYiJiang Views, yes. I always seem to end up with a massive block of code in my controller and nothing in the model before I think "Wait a minute here..."
I blame PHP.
 
Controllers are kept thin and used as glue to go between the data and the views
It doesn't always work though
Well, when working with CodeIgniter, the Models usually contain the database logic
 
> closed as not a real question by Daniel Fischer, chris, sftrabbit, Matt Ball, Blastfurnace in 10 seconds
Time flies in weird curves for me.
 
flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
 
Obviously, my browser thinks it's earlier than it is. Or Stack Exchange thinks it's later than it is.
 
4:40 PM
It's just you.
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Q: Comment appearing after reply, timestamp in future

RawlingI this question, I replied to a comment. The comment I replied to then appeared below my comment with a timestamp in the future: The comments will now just appear out of sequence, but at the time the timestamp was in the future. This has been posted a couple of times in the past, but it appea...

 
First deleted, then closed, then several edits. Does it look like that for everybody?
 
yep
I'm gonna blame time travel. Do you really think the fact that SE's logo is the same colour scheme as the TARDIS is pure coincidence?
 
5:23 PM
I'm going to blame Time Stone, for somehow making me type his name that way first every time.
 
I'm going to blame Moshe. Because nobody has blamed Moshe for anything lately.
 
5:39 PM
The WoB says it's radp's fault. We have a procedure here, people.
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5:52 PM
blame was volunteered
0
A: Eeek! Chat made the robot precognitive!

Peter GraceThis was actually caused by the hurricane failover and our silly decision to seize FSMO roles. When you do this to an AD environment, you have to setup the new PDC Emulator master as the authoritative time source on the network. We, uh, didn't do that, so as a result all manner of time desynchr...

 
Oh sure, make the 600-rep guy post it.
 
Wait a minute.
The sysadmins aren't on the WoB at all! I call shenanigans.
 
@YiJiang (@TimYiJiang): the WoB needs updating -- see above -- and it says to ping you with issues.
 
6:27 PM
@jadarnel27 That's just silly.
 
7:04 PM
Them's fightin' words, Stone.
 
7:46 PM
MySQL doesn't support INERT INTO. What other surprises will I encounter today.
 
That's because it's supposed to be a lean, data serving machine. Making your data INERT seems counter to that goal.
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It's terrible regardless, but minor details.
 
Millions of really cheap businesses rely on it.
 
-1, not enough Postgres
 
> With MySQL On Windows You Get:
> Up to 90% Lower TCO vs. Microsoft SQL Server 2012
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SOLD!
Oh, they have other points.
 
Wait, people actually run MySQL on Windows for real things?
 
7:53 PM
Yeah, I don't know I only do that for development.
They have a fancy video with Modern UI icons. It must be legit.
 
:O
 
Look at those gorgeous tiles!
 
8:34 PM
Good ol' Java generics.
At least it gives me an excuse to use the often-overlooked Arrays.<Class<? extends EventReference>>asList() syntax.
And a @SupressWarnings for the generic varargs, sigh...
 

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