print "Hello, world!"

goto @ASCIIThenANSI;

@LynnCrumbling from greetings import welcome

welcome(@LynnCrumbling)

abort();

welcome(@JasonC)

welcome(@berserk)

welcome(@ProgramFOX) # This is getting out of hand

this.enter();

@JasonC return InvalidAbortException();

self.party();

Log.e("ASCII", "thanks");

this.hasToLeaveAgain("bye!");

return;

@ProgramFOX RoomAttendees--; SadFace();

usersInRoom.remove(@ProgramFOX)

lol();

adapter.notifyDataSetChanged();

self.wonder("how long this room will last")

@berserk goto @berserk;

self.wonder("what happens when esolangs hit this room")

QuestionBuilderFactory.newInstance().getFactory(Question.CAN).appendVerb(VerbFac‌​tory.create(Verb.TALK), Subject.fromString("in Whitespace?")).create(Subject.WE);

@LynnCrumbling Infinite loop exception

@JasonC self.fear(@JasonC.getMostRecentIdea)

@JasonC nothingToDoHere();

public static int lols = 0;
function lol()
{
     if (lols > 10)
            break;
     print("lol!");
}

throw new BrainMeltError(new TooManyChatRoomsException());

@LynnCrumbling Infinite loop exception

Q_ASSERT(false);

RES_01 BITMAP catgifs.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/212_bear_cat_gifs.gif

<?php echo "What is life?" ?>

@JasonC ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>++++++.+.>>++++++[>+++++++<-]>++++.>++[>+++++<-]>.

@JasonC scare(crow|bear)

@JasonC self.reply(target=@JasonC, message="So cute!")

exit();

@JasonC self.reply(target=@JasonC, message="It's an esoteric language called Brainf**k. The program prints \"NO.\"")

@JasonC ## CODE

try:
  makeChatroom()
except BrainMeltError:
 print("Too bad")
finally:
 self.chatInCode()

@ASCIIThenANSI assert(I && KNOW)

try { ... } catch (JokePoorlyReceivedException x) { System.err.println("Im suck"); }
Im suck

@JasonC self.makeMovieQuotesInCode()

bond.requestDrink(type=martini, shaken=true, stirred=false)

System.exit(-1);

    games.begin()
    try:
     odds.inFavorOf = you
    finally:
     pass

assert harry.isWizard == True

this->CurrentRooms.Remove(872); SadFace(REASON.BACKTOWORK);