Botlings practice room

AstroCB

12:48 AM

This is a test
Test

xkcdBot

1:44 AM

This is also a<br>test.

AstroCB

!xkcd help

xkcdBot

@AstroCB Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd. I can also search xkcd on commmand and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new xkcd as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

AstroCB

!xkcd help

xkcdBot

@AstroCB Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new xkcd as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

Test.

!xkcd help

xkcdBot

1:54 AM

What?

AstroCB

Help

!xkcd help

xkcdBot

@AstroCB Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new xkcd as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

That broke.

xkcdBot

Yes, it did.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

1:55 AM

last – function toUpperCase() { [native code] }onebox most recent xkcd.

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

last – Oonebox most recent xkcd.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

1:59 AM

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

find searchTerms – Search for xkcd comics.

[questionID] – Post oneboxed comic.

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

2:09 AM

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

AstroCB

Huh.

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

2:12 AM

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

find searchTerms – Search for xkcd comics.

[questionID] – Post oneboxed comic.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

2:14 AM

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

:3285804

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

find searchTerms – Search for xkcd comics.

[questionID] – Post oneboxed comic.

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

2:17 AM

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

find searchTerms – Search for xkcd comics.

[questionID] – Post oneboxed comic.

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

blame – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.

AstroCB

Well, that's interesting.

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

find searchTerms – Search for xkcd comics.

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

blame – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.

Hmm...

AstroCB

Rate limiting to the extreme, I see.

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

find searchTerms – Search for xkcd comics.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot?

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

2:27 AM

Present.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get help with xkcdBot.

find searchTerms – Search for xkcd comics.

[questionID] – Post oneboxed comic.

last – Onebox most recent xkcd.

blame – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.

AstroCB

!xkcd blame

xkcdBot

@AstroCB It's your fault.

AstroCB

3:08 AM

!xkcd 123

What?

!xkcd 123

4:29 AM

!xkcd help

:0 Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new xkcd as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

AstroCB

!xkcd help

xkcdBot

@AstroCB Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new xkcd as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

AstroCB

!xkcd help

xkcdBot

@AstroCB Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new xkcd as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

AstroCB

!xkcd blame

xkcdBot

4:31 AM

@AstroCB It's your fault.

!xkcd last

@AstroCB xkcd.com

!xkcd find

@AstroCB Unimplemented command.

AstroCB

!xkcd last

xkcdBot

4:38 AM

@AstroCB Unimplemented command.

xkcdBot

5:01 AM

!xkcd last

Oh.

AstroCB

!xkcd last

Well.

One way to find out.

!xkcd last

Odd.

!xkcd last

!xkcd last

Cool.

!xkcd last

xkcdBot

5:06 AM

AstroCB

7:18 AM

!xkcd find random

?

!xkcd find random

Well, this is weird.

!xkcd find random

Huh.

!xkcd find random

:3286728

7:20 AM

Thanks?

Well.

!xkcd find random

xkcdBot

Yes.

AstroCB

Well?

!xkcd find random

xkcdBot

:3286736

Well.

AstroCB

!xkcd find random

This is it.

!xkcd find random

I guess not.

xkcdBot

That's weird.

AstroCB

7:24 AM

!xkcd find random

xkcdBot

Random

AstroCB

!xkcd find random

xkcdBot

!xkcd 103

:1 xkcd.com/103

AstroCB

!xkcd 103

xkcdBot

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

AstroCB

7:28 AM

Moment of truth?

!xkcd find random

Nope.

!xkcd find other

xkcdBot initialized.

!xkcd find random

Yes!

!xkcd find cold

xkcdBot

'You see the same pattern all over. Take Detroit--' 'Hold on. Why do you know all these statistics offhand?' 'Oh, um, no idea. I definitely spend my evenings hanging out with friends, and not curating a REALLY NEAT database of temperature statistics. Because, pshh, who would want to do that, right? Also, snowfall records.'

AstroCB

7:30 AM

!xkcd 123

Huh?

!xkcd 303

!xkcd 123

!xkcd find 123

7:35 AM

!xkcd find Stack Overflow

!xkcd find code

xkcdBot

Oh, because Facebook has worked out SO WELL for everyone.

ProgramFOX

!xkcd find ProgramFOX

Nope

:p

!xkcd find program

7:39 AM

!xkcd find fox

That works.

7:59 AM

!xkcd find your mom

!xkcd find inception

!xkcd find xkcd

xkcd.com

^ very to the point

!xkcd find golf

xkcdBot

/bu|[rn]t|[coy]e|[mtg]a|j|iso|n[hl]|[ae]d|lev|sh|[lnd]i|[po]o|ls/ matches the last names of elected US presidents but not their opponents.

Andrew T.

8:10 AM

!xkcd find rate limit

!xkcd find you

!xkcd find earth

8:27 AM

!xkcd find quit

AstroCB

!xkcd find quit

xkcdBot

I wish I knew how to quit this so I wouldn't have to quit you.

AstroCB

@AndrewT. xkcdBot doesn't like you for some reason.

Andrew T.

Fair enough :(

AstroCB

!xkcd find something

Well, this is odd.

!xkcd find something

xkcdBot

8:40 AM

Huh.

AstroCB

!xkcd find anything

!xkcd find why?

!xkcd?

!xkcd find something

xkcdBot

Well.

AstroCB

!xkcd find something

xkcdBot

Daily API quota limit exceeded. Try again tomorrow.

AstroCB

2:48 PM

!ping AstroCB

!ping help

Hello.

!ping help

Hello.

!ping help

Hello.

!ping help

No.

2:56 PM

!ping help

xkcdBot

Interesting.

AstroCB

!xkcd help

xkcdBot

@AstroCB Hello – I'm xkcdBot. I listen for things you say in this chat room and suggest possibly relevant xkcd comics. I can also search xkcd on command and onebox comics given an ID; I will post new comics as they are posted on xkcd.com. For a list of commands, use !xkcd commands.

!ping help

AstroCB

!ping help

xkcdBot

Nice.

AstroCB

3:02 PM

!ping help

Huh.

!ping help

Well.

!ping help

Well.

3:10 PM

!ping help

xkcdBot

Well.

AstroCB

!ping help

Huh.

xkcdBot

Huh.

AstroCB

!ping help

rlemon

ahh

I did it in the sandbox

AstroCB

3:15 PM

It's very broken.

rlemon

@rlemon PIINNGG

throttling so hard!

xkcdBot

Nice.

AstroCB

!ping help

xkcdBot

@AstroCB Command format: !ping user[ times = 5]

AstroCB

Finally.

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

3:18 PM

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCB

@AstroCB

AstroCB

Whoops; that interval didn't clear...

xkcdBot

Nope.

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCB

@AstroCB

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

3:24 PM

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCB

@AstroCB

AstroCB

Nice.

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCB

@AstroCB

!ping xkcdBot

Well.

!ping xkcdBot

AstroCB

!ping xkcdBot

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @xkcdBot.

ProgramFOX

!ping ProgramFOX

xkcdBot

3:35 PM

Prepare to be pinged, @ProgramFOX.

@ProgramFOX

rlemon

pft, edit pings are way cooler :D

xkcdBot

@rlemon That's what I'm doing now.

rlemon

throttle killing you as well?

xkcdBot

Yes.

It's going crazy.

I think it got mad when I accidentally did infinite pings...

AstroCB

@xkcdBot PING

@xkcdBot

xkcdBot

3:52 PM

Test

AstroCB

Test!

AstroCB

4:06 PM

Other test.

AstroCB

4:26 PM

Well.

Indeed.

!ping AstroCB

?

Hmm...

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Hmm...indeed.

AstroCB

4:37 PM

!ping AstroCB

!ping xkcdBot

!ping AstroCB

!ping yourself

!ping AstroCB

!ping

4:48 PM

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

!ping

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

!ping

Prepare to be pinged, @undefined.

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Ping

AstroCB

4:52 PM

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Ping

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @undefined.

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @undefined.

AstroCB

4:55 PM

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

No.

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCb.

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCB.

AstroCB

4:58 PM

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

What?

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCB.

AstroCB

!xkcd Be quiet.

Hello?

!xkcd Be quiet.

xkcdBot

No.

AstroCB

5:06 PM

Hello?

!xkcd Be quiet.

@AstroCB Never!

!xkcd Be quiet.

@AstroCB Never!

!xkcd owner

@AstroCB My owner is AstroCB, but you needn't worry about that because I am sentient.

xkcdBot

5:29 PM

Yes.

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

`help` – Get information about xkcdBot.
`find searchTerms` – Search for xkcd comics with Google (100 queries/day).
`[questionID]` – Post oneboxed comic.
`last` – Onebox most recent xkcd.
`blame` – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.
`be quiet` – No.
`owner` – Find out who owns xkcdBot.

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

5:32 PM

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

AstroCB

!xkcd commands

xkcdBot

Usage: !xkcd [command][ params]

help – Get information about xkcdBot.
find searchTerms – Search for xkcd comics with Google (100 queries/day).
[questionID] – Post oneboxed comic.
last – Onebox most recent xkcd.
blame – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.
be quiet – No.
owner – Find out who owns xkcdBot.

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCB.

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot

5:39 PM

Prepare to be pinged, @AstroCB.

AstroCB

!ping AstroCB

xkcdBot