Sugarcube Corner

DroidDev

6:02 AM

teleportation jutsu complete

emerges in ponyville

Unihedron

Oh god...

DroidDev

@Unihedron what happened?

Unihedron

6:23 AM

DroidDev

oh wait... I didn't do that. Ummm..... It might be one of my shadow clone that was hiding in the wall over there :P

DroidDev

6:52 AM

wow! I am posting it here because we can paste all the non-sense here

same code of xml is working differently in two files

god know what has gotten into Android

Shadow Wizard

7:17 AM

@DroidDev obviously a hidden virus has attacked the XML file and is now reproducing. :D

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard but how do I explain this to client... :/

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev programming voodoo. Always works.

Wakes up from slumber, turning on the lights

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev You don't need teleport for that, you know... Just use the little gear box with all the names near the door. Please avoid the "Howl Castle" option though, we are still fixing that.

Shadow Wizard

Looks like poor @Uni got drowned in pings, any idea how to rescue the poor guy, @DroidDev? @SPArchaeologist?

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist teleportation is cooler :D

@ShadowWizard revenge status: complete :P

Shadow Wizard

7:34 AM

@DroidDev true, but revenge is best served cold! ;)

@SPArchaeologist but how does it work? Is it faster than Teleport?

SPArchaeologist

goes to the room fridge

pulls out a plate with some strange pink/brown round biscuit on it. Each biscuit has a black "1" on each side

@ShadowWizard Yep, seem indeed they are better served cold!

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist oh, so you found my Revenge Cookies! Use them wisely ;)

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard I seem to remember it was a strange blue cat that installed that door. So yea, should be totally (un)safe.

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist so, it's using anti-magic to warp the space/time when you go through it?

casts Create Coffee spell and starts drinking. anyone else want a coffee?

DroidDev

8:00 AM

casts substitution jutsu, now there just empty cup in hands of @ShadowWizard :P

sips coffee

Shadow Wizard

note to self: revenge the stolen coffee, but only when @DroidDev won't expect it ;)

casts another Create Coffee, combined with Invisible Shield Bubble around it

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard silently slides empty cup towards wizard

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard Nonsensoleum

notices the coffee

Please, feel free to drink coffee if you want, but, be careful and avoid leaving full cups around unguarded. Last thing I want is having a coffee-enhanced Pinkie running around.

Shadow Wizard

8:15 AM

@SPArchaeologist Oh, good point. Too used to my Den where full, empty, and half eaten cups of coffee are scattered around the place.

You have recycle bin for those cups, @SPArchaeologist?

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard Yep, the bin next to the door.

Shadow Wizard

8:32 AM

throws empty cup of Coffee to the bin, then casts Mass Transfer to move 262 cups from the Den into the bin as well

Now it's better! :D

SPArchaeologist

8:45 AM

Ok, recycle bin you are out.

Cannot send the coffee cup to the den, can we...

! Wait, maybe I know!

sets the door dial on "Britannia"

Please wait me here. enters the door

returns later with a strange machine

Ok, please use the Junk Machine here, @ShadowWizard. It should repay you with some silver coin for each item you trash. You can then use the coins to train your skill if you need... or just drop them in the piggybank nearby.

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist Thanks! This is a wonderful machine :D

DroidDev

me wants another cup of coffee

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev silently handles a green tea cup instead.

Shadow Wizard

casts Illusion on the tea so it looks like coffee but still tastes like tea

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard At least is not something quite but not completely different from tea

DroidDev

8:58 AM

sees through wizard's illusion with sharingan and summons a coffee maker machine for himself

Shadow Wizard

Oh, you're too good @DroidDev! ;P

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard I trusted you guys fully to not letting me have my coffee, that's why the summon :P

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev considering where we are, I fear that if you look at the machine you will notice that it is a muffin dispenser instead. See the good site of that, Derpy will be your best pal now...

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist puts some cream on top of muffin and starts eating it

lostsock

@DroidDev grabs muffin, breaks off top good part for himself, tosses the junk bottom part for @DroidDev

looks around to find more muffin tops

DroidDev

9:15 AM

swift movement of fingers just before @lostsock was about to grab and a voice "Substitution Jutsu"

and now there is just a pen in @lostsock's hands

meanwhile me enjoys my muffin :P

SPArchaeologist

in the meantime, the muffin dispenser is already gone. In its place a notice with the words "Thanks, you are the best. Derpy"

SPArchaeologist

10:05 AM

... Seems everybody are busy.

DroidDev

10:49 AM

... Seems everybody are busy.

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev so you are back.

I was going to replace that leaf on your bandana with something more appropiate

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist you wish :P

SPArchaeologist

11:19 AM

Mumble...

178

Q: Proposed new code of conduct for all Stack Exchange sites

We don't spend too much time talking about our code of conduct; the rules are few and fairly straightforward, and most people abide by them, most of the time. But some of these guidelines, while obvious to our core community, are often unknown to or misinterpreted by newcomers. One of the oldes...

Shadow Wizard

Oh, hey, what's Laura doing here in the Corner?! :D

SPArchaeologist

What would happen if someone was going to hijack the question and answer that you must pursue harmony? Could he gather enough votes to put a new rule in the Great Rule Book of Wisdom saying "Thou shall watch MLP and like it" :P?

DroidDev

starts running in circles again

Shadow Wizard

rolling eyes, starts chewing a gum and watching @DroidDev

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev Again?

DroidDev

11:46 AM

starts screaming while running in circles, fed-up with client and crappy IDE

SPArchaeologist

Should we just sell him to the SE staff, @ShadowWizard? I heard they are paying big for new hamsters for the server rack power supply.

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist hmm... will we share 50-50?

DroidDev

12:09 PM

it'll be fun to trick you guys with a shadow clone

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard Ok, 50% should be enough to buy the Multi Ultra Cupcake Baker Deluxe X9000sp

@DroidDev as long as the clone keeps running...

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist I'll release the Jutsu as soon as you sell that :P

SPArchaeologist

12:26 PM

Found!

Discord, please. Reallocate the ninja so that he will be running around the lake. If he wants to run circles at least he will help to drain the water up to the clouds.

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist you want me to leave the corner?

SPArchaeologist

12:48 PM

@DroidDev I was just thinking of sending you to help the other pegasi to move the water from the lake to the reservoir above in Cloudsdale. No reason to lose all that running power :P

@DroidDev All part of the great pony-reformation plan

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist I can summon some frogs for that :P

@SPArchaeologist that is never going to happen

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev we can wait.

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist we...?

Shadow Wizard

waves to @DroidDev pointing at @Unihedron who is still there

Unihedron

1:03 PM

this message was voided by @ShadowWizard

Shadow Wizard

goes back in time to fix the typo

lol

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev door bell ringing

Shadow Wizard

wonders what's that horrible sound and casts Silence on the door

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist who's there?

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard opens the door Nice try, Wiz

Hi, Twily. He is the one. Points to @DroidDev

keeps talking with the purple unicorn sitting at a table in the back of the room, occasionally pointing to the ninja, which is still running in circles

DroidDev

1:18 PM

my shadow clone to me "Hey, they are talking about you"

SPArchaeologist

a plate filled with some fresh cupcakes exit form the back room, floating in the air as it moves to the table

SPArchaeologist

1:47 PM

A lesser filled plate with some fresh cupcakes rises from the table and starts floating in @DroidDev direction.

DroidDev

quickly picks all the cupcakes and start eating them, while thanking @SPArchaeologist

Shadow Wizard

sits on a chair besides the table, taking a card deck out of a hidden pocket. casts Enhanced Mirror Image to create 3 Shadow Wizard clones and starts playing Poker with them

SPArchaeologist

Mumbling something along the lines of "did he actually tasted them or he just ... globed..them like a snake?" the Archaeologist returns in the back room to see if the other cupcakes are ready.

Unihedron

puts up a sign: "You May Be Experiencing Some Discomfort", and walks away to adventuring.

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist moving in such a high speed consumes lots of energy, prepare lots of cupcakes if you want @DroidDev to not starve! :D

casts Bless on @Unihedron as he's leaving, enhancing his AC and THAC0

SPArchaeologist

2:05 PM

@ShadowWizard Notices that @Unihedron is going out, watches the pony in front of him, the door, the pony again... and then switch the dial to "Everfree"

DroidDev

2:33 PM

stops running, finally work is done and approved

starts finding cookies and summons the coffee machine again

notices @Unihedron is not here, picks cookies of his share too

SPArchaeologist

tastes the "coffee" from the machine

Nope, seems to be soda.

DroidDev

2:49 PM

talking with frog and laughing while pointing at @SPArchaeologist

seems like substitution jutsu on coffee machine worked :P