And I don't believe you are actually JSON, you are not plain text enough.

That’s true. He's is so cryptic and hard to understand, it seems like he’s still XMLBog under the hood.

Was JSONBog just a cosmetic change for our benefit?

That’d be such a scandal, man.

Well, I must admit one thing, JSON is more elegant than XML.

He probably wears suits now.

Yeah. XML wears suits, too, but they’re super formal and bulky.

JSON is a perfectly fitting, elegant suit.

YAML is shorts, T-Shirt, and flip-flops.

HTML is jeans and plaid shirt.

JavaScript is high-tech tight spandex with wearable technology that never quite works and drains your battery but is super cool.

What about jQuery?

@Pëkka how come you're not a room owner here?

Mr. @JSON doesn't trust you enough? ;-)

I wouldn’t want to be a room owner in a room that would be willing to make me a room owner.

-- Karl Marx

@ShadowWizard tight spandex, but not as sophisticated as JavaScript’s. Was all the rage five years ago but has visibly aged.

Haha, good one!

boo

You scary, @Reno