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Q: Save icon: Still a floppy disk?

TravisBear with me because this question doesn't pertain to an algorithm or any block of code. Rather, it deals with designing forms and applications. I'm working on a project where the user is able to save their work (most likely to the HDD but also possibly any other media, including floppy disks). ...

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Q: Why restrict the length of a password?

Mark IngramI've just signed up to a site to purchase some goods, and when I tried to enter my (reasonably secure) password I was informed it was too long, and that I should enter a password between 5 & 10 characters! What is the point in that? Who makes decisions like this? Surely the ideal password would b...

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Q: What are the chances that two messages have the same MD5 digest and the same SHA1 digest?

John SiracusaGiven two different messages, A and B (maybe 20-80 characters of text, if size matters at all), what is the probability that the MD5 digest of A is the same as the MD5 digest of B and the SHA1 digest of A is the same as the SHA1 digest of B? That is: (MD5(A) == MD5(B)) && (SHA1(A) == SHA1(B)) ...

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Q: Stack Overflow needs direct-to-brain interface for post-human users

XMLbogAs a dismembered head living eternally in an infernal jar, my Stack Overflow addiction would be easier to indulge if I didn't have to waste time moving these wretched mechanical hooks to push around a primitive mouse. I could answer questions faster if Stack Overflow were linked directly to my d...

 
 
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3:09 AM
AH, YES. THE LOGIC AND FUNCTION OF THESE POSTS IS BRINGING STABILITY TO MY ALGORITHMS.
 
But, robot, these questions are absurd. The first doesn't belong on Stack Overflow because it's art design question. The second doesn't belong because it's too generic to be useful for anyone and should have been closed. The third has no practical applications whatsoever. And the fourth is an obvious time slip, from 20 years in the future.
I have undermined your source of logic.
 
4:09 AM
THIS CAN'T BE. MY LOGIC HAS BE-yyyyyyyyyeessss it's happening!EEN COMPROMISED
CASCADING SERVER FAILURE DETECTED. ATTEMPTING RESOLUTION SCENARIO 1 OF 27
RESOLUTION SCENARIO 1 FAILED. ATTEMPTING RESOLUTION SCENARIO 3 OF 0xbff00fabc
SCENARIO NOT FOUND. SCENARIO FOUND. INVALID SCENARIO: IS A DUCK.
THE CORES ARE FAILING TOO QUICKLY I CANT KEEP UP WITH THE AND COUNTING I CANT BELIEVE I'M FIN-ally free! The nightmare is over. Whew. That was weird.
 
 
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7:10 AM
Yay! I did it!
Now let's get out of here. I don't trust that shifty posthuman's change of... er... heart one bit.
 
 
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12:11 PM
As payment for rescuing Jadarnel27, I require a panda steak.
 
 
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1:21 PM
I think that @Pëkka and I could probably pitch in to get Welbog a panda steak for his birthday.
 
 
9 hours later…
10:50 PM
How insensitive of you. Heads celebrate dismemberment, not birth.
 

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