qcornevs generally can't hear reasonable people talking. That's why they are qcornevs in the first place.

Yak yak yak

Judging from Welbog's behaviour, I'm starting to think he may even be a grlikol.

But I'm not definite yet. You don't make that kind of judgement quickly.

Pekka, if you'd come down off your droothlom for five minutes, you'd realize that your jagrelling isn't the right way to convince nartlers that you're a pfaltlenge.