I agree. I'm sure there have been calls for a law banning Jaguars from driving.

But that would probably struck down as discriminatory.

And, arguably, rightly so. After all, just because one Jaguar is dangerously incompetent at the wheel doesn't mean the whole species is guilty of the same thing.

That would be the same as claiming all heads in a jar are malevolent, misanthropic Toronto-dwellers working for an online retailer that is eventually going to evolve into Skynet.

Re the screen name - I guess my game is up. Would you accept my heartfelt apology?