7:19 PM
Breaking: Phase II of Welbogcare has just been announced. It will replace the healthcare systems covering the elderly and the poor, Medicare and Medicaid, by one unified system, Terminaid.
Details are forthcoming, but methinks the name doesn't bode well for those vulnerable citizens.
In other news, the authenticity of Welbog's death certificate has been put into question. The certificate was a prerequisite to his head being transplanted into a jar back in 2005.
Should the allegations be true, healthcare experts predict that the resulting scandal could well influence the rollout of Welbogcare.