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10:16 PM
11:09 PM
Welbog has a big family. Many of its members are disgruntled by the Laser Care Act and willing to come forward and aid us in our fight.
- Fartbog, his flatulent stepcousin twice removed. Denied any medication under Welbogcare; advised to "keep it in somehow".
- Smellbog, an uncle of Welbog's whose personal hygiene issues can't be cured with mere laughter. His psychotherapy was going very well, but now he can no longer afford the fees.
- Dirtbog, a half-brother, whose only cure for his staphylococcus boils now is "stabbing those motherfuckers".
- Wetbog, an illegal immigrant cousin from a neighboring country who won't be getting any medical assistance under Welbogcare.
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