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Welbogcare has so many flaws, people all over the country are standing up to question it.
For example, the original Welbogcare bill was written in Suahili, on 8,500 pages of a parchment that would crumble from mere touch. So there was no way for anyone - including the congresspeople charged with deciding whether to pass it or not - to actually read the bill.
Nancy Pelosi famously said, in defense of Welbogcare, that "we'll have to pass it to see what's in it."