Wizards Den - 2019-01-08

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1:26 AM

~ The Shade of Autumn

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3:27 AM

~ Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed 4 - Unmasking the Magician: The Final Reveal

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5:46 AM

!!time

~ Tue Jan 08 2019 06:46:30 GMT+0100 (CET)

3 hours later…

8:53 AM

@KennyBOT whoa. Long name! /cc @rene lol

@EKons more like soup with meatballs. ;)

!!poo

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩

!!cat

@Hans1984 the cat died

the cat died

!!milk

9:05 AM

~ I'm milking the cow ....

good

!!time

~ That is all gibberish to me...

@ShadowWizard facebook.com/failarmy/videos/565860713797820

9:21 AM

!!vomit

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH horse meat, "pork meat", feedback !!!!!

!!vomit 2

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH food !!!!!

!!feed pupil

~ No Pizza?

9:22 AM

nope

!!vomit 3

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH Facebook, pizza !!!!!

9:36 AM

@InsaneCat rofl! But why are they so scared of cucumbers??

hahahahah

@ShadowWizard bustle.com/articles/…

:D

First instinct is to assume that the cucumber is a snake LOL

Ohh

cats are just stupid animals

thats why

10:27 AM

Bug in their OCR

!!vomit

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH pizza !!!!!

!!coffee

~ Too much coffee is bad....

too little is also bad

!!feed coffee

10:33 AM

~ If you consider coffee to be food I might as well grab a Big Mac ...

you dont need food if you have enough coffee

11:10 AM

Coffee can cause quick poo

!!poo

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

!!drink tea

~ WUT?

!!feed @EKon's bed

~ If you consider @EKon's bed to be food I might as well grab a Big Mac ...

1 hour later…

12:11 PM

~ The Shaman

12:57 PM

!!poo

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

wth

What's wrong?

oh its because of Ekons bed I guess

!!poo 7 turds

12:57 PM

including ekon

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

!!poo 15 turds

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

@Hans1984 What about @EKons?

you fed him to kenny

12:58 PM

oh @EKons didn't turn into poop

he turned into pee

@Maveňツ also

!!pee

~ That is gross ....

um... I'm up...

that was always his dream

12:59 PM

Pee is warm and welcoming.

true

It's fun to do.

its like a welcome greet

So yeah... one should aspire to become pee.

:D

just pee on ppl instead of shaking their hands

12:59 PM

I would happily do that in Pee Land! :P

yeah

graduates Pee.SE

Instead of prison, you get a Pee Blocker in Pee Land

Terrible punishment

yes

its worse than prison

Yup

1:01 PM

!!pee

~ Open the floodgates ....

oh yeah!

.oO( hm, they don't know how prisons work... meh, yawn )

in pee land ?

no they dont

they dont need to

.oO( they forget pee blocker no stop crime )

1:05 PM

oO

Oo

@EKons it's causing anyone to think twice before committing crimes. :D

yeah but nothing is unbreakable

you just need to have a full bladder then you can break the blocker

also prison is supposed to take the criminal (danger) away and rehabilitate, pee blocker is just punishment

just enough pressure needed

1:08 PM

@Hans1984 uh... no, pretty sure belly will explode

thats bad

yep pee blocker harder to break than belly tissue

@EKons if I'd design the human body, I'd make it so that when the main pee exit is blocked, pee would be redirected to secondary exit.

pee out of your a.ss

hmmmm

and how would that do well with intestines?

1:11 PM

Nothing explodes this way!

also only a matter of time until they convert pee blocker to p* blocker

3.14159-blocker

@Hans1984 yup. It kind of happens when there is diarrhea anyway. :D

true

@EKons what do you mean? Pee can just flow through them

1:14 PM

@ShadowWizard then just remove urethra and colon and replace them with combination for both genders?

so penis and vagina are purely genitals

submitting feature request to Meta.GOD

getting downvotes from angles

link please?

[link removed for divine reasons]

ouch God censorship

lol

heh, now I got a question I can't ask here. @EKons you still have Discord?

1:18 PM

yeah... I don't spontaneously delete accounts :P

!!feed no pizza

~ Thanks for the no pizza, appreciated!

@EKons hehe so will ask you there soon-ish lol

!!feed Discord

~ Come on! Make me something better than Discord

lol

!!feed SO chat

1:20 PM

~ Thanks for the SO chat, appreciated!

!!feed SE chat

pretty sure @Kenny thinks "Discord" means a bad thing...

~ I'm not sure I ever had SE chat ...

yeah SE chat too big to eat in one sitting

!!feed CapricaSix

1:21 PM

~ I'm not sure I ever had CapricaSix ...

cannibalism...

:p

seriously though feed bot to bot...

Kenny likes it

yeah but not any random bot

1:22 PM

!!feed OakBot

~ Didn't I have OakBot before?

Oh?

!!feed Moosebot

~ Thanks for the Moosebot, appreciated!

@Hans see? it wants certain types of bot

1:22 PM

oh my bad

!!status

BOT running since: Sat Jan 05 2019 17:59:13 GMT+0100 (CET) for 2 days
username                       (#msg (curr/tot))
Shadow Wizard                , seen 4 minutes ago (235 / 273)
EKons                        , seen a minute ago ago (203 / 279)
Hans1984                     , seen a minute ago ago (191 / 253)
KennyBOT                     , seen a minute ago ago (177 / 279)
FOX 9000                     , seen 21 hours ago (77 / 132)
Princess Luna                , seen 8 minutes ago (63 / 111)
rene                         , seen 15 hours ago (16 / 72)

hm... 19 to go...

what does the second number stand for

total oh

but thats plain wrong

@EKons eww corpse

@Hans1984 total events, not messages

e.g. even edit counts as event

and join/leave

1:26 PM

17 to go...

lol

!!feed Never Ending Battle between @EKons and @Shadow (not sock)

~ I have had enough for now ...

!!vomit

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH pupil, coffee, @EKon's bed !!!!!

~ I bloody hope Never Ending Battle between @EKons and @Shadow (not sock) is edible ...

Yay bed now out of Kenny!

!!pee @EKon's bed

1:27 PM

~ Let's build some dykes ....

9 to go...

sure about that?

hmm?

!!status

BOT running since: Sat Jan 05 2019 17:59:13 GMT+0100 (CET) for 2 days
username                                (#msg (curr/tot))
Shadow Wizard (152859)                , seen less than a minute ago (247 / 285)
EKons (225091)                        , seen less than a minute ago (239 / 315)
Hans1984 (366991)                     , seen 5 minutes ago (195 / 257)
KennyBOT (269324)                     , seen 2 minutes ago (182 / 284)
FOX 9000 (261079)                     , seen 21 hours ago (77 / 132)
Princess Luna (332043)                , seen 15 minutes ago (63 / 111)

4 to go...

buh

prepares self to lose

1:32 PM

~1 to go...

-1 to go

!!feed 0

~ No Pizza?

!!feed pen

~ Didn't I have pen before?

!!status ~4 to go...

!!status ~5 to go...

!!status

1:36 PM

BOT running since: Sat Jan 05 2019 17:59:13 GMT+0100 (CET) for 2 days
username                       (#msg (curr/tot))
EKons                        , seen less than a minute ago (262 / 338)
Shadow Wizard                , seen a minute ago ago (253 / 291)
Hans1984                     , seen a minute ago ago (196 / 258)
KennyBOT                     , seen a minute ago ago (185 / 287)
FOX 9000                     , seen 21 hours ago (77 / 132)
Princess Luna                , seen 21 minutes ago (63 / 111)

oh hey I counted a bit too high :P

lol

lolwut

heh @EKons what's your Discord id? Also got Telegram which reminds me I wanted to talk with @Fabby for a while and didn't yet. :D

@ShadowWizard I know his Telegram number, I can tell you on Discord (I'm "ekonomik", real name "theleader#4761")

if he consents, that is... :P

1:47 PM

@EKons thanks. Oh I have @Fab on Telegram, we talked there before already. :)

um... no DM over here yet :P

@EKons can't DM yet, approve the FR first :D

user image

pokes @EKons with something sharp

um... you sure that's current? I've approved it... :P

Is it just me, or Discord logo looks like underpants? :P

it's just you ;P

1:54 PM

@EKons hmm... laggy connection so I'll recheck

um... you're offline

you're online now

lol

> Boo

yep, it works :P

I'm in a room where WiFi is unstable so poor phone keeps going between WiFi and mobile data. :/

and mobile data off?

1:56 PM

On

But it tries to use WiFi first all the time.

maybe turn WiFi off and use mobile data?

Will go to living room near the router

btw no such room in my house

lol

Weird house

Only toilets and bed?

lol I use WiFi from bed all the time

and toilet without WiFi is plain boredom :/

2:24 PM

@ShadowWizard I don't pee publically :D

@ShadowWizard oh, ok

toilet and bed is all you need

1 hour later…

3:27 PM

~ Mike Oldfield: Moonlight Shadow

1 hour later…

4:38 PM

@Maveňツ too bad, it's fun!

@Hans1984 and maybe fridge

5:02 PM

!!pee @EKons Discord

~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!

(how you pee something intangible is another story...)

~ What a mess ...

Lol

1 hour later…

6:06 PM

~ The Wizard of New Zealand QSM

2 hours later…

8:07 PM

~ A few more hours and this room will be frozen ...

9:01 PM

@ShadowWizard Good that you did, because only here now...

:-)

2 hours later…

11:02 PM

~ Where is everybody!?!

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