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1:25 AM
What happens after a questions is triaged for "Requires Editing" on SO ?
2:16 AM
@NickAlexeev they go into Help & Improvement Queue (ref:the workflow diagram)
I read that as the home improvement queue
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3:42 AM
To all my 11 twitter followers. Please retweet this. We are desperate. Armed helicopters are scheduled for the 18th and 19th December in AEST to shoot the wild horses in Singleton, NSW, Australia. For more details, please see here. https://www.facebook.com/groups/HelptheSingletonArmyBaseWildHorses/
7:19 AM
choking from too much smoke
checking if chimney is clogged
found Santa stuck in chimney
Thanks for taking @Santa out of chimney! :P
7:32 AM
Q: How close am I to earning the Gonna Find Out hat?

S JadePer the answer to Winter Bash 2018 Hat list, it takes 150 votes to earn the Gonna Find Out hat. I have voted more than 150 times on this site alone, so I assume that I must vote 150 times during Winter Bash to earn the hat. And if my assumption is correct... How do I find out how close I am to ...

Scientists are baffled
@Sha you look exceedingly like a Turkish man to me
I can't help but imagine you saying "Harika!"
damn it Jim, that's a toilet roll not a turban!
@ShadowWizard Yet another crime of McDonald's against humanity
@JourneymanGeek Ohai healthy sleeping habits
(night shift over the weekend)
FTR I didn't get the reference or I would have responded with something snarky
I never not respond
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ vaguely startrek
7:38 AM
Only the Jim part?
I'm only familiar with normal startrek
And it's more like a waving from afar thing
Its damnit jim, I'm a doctor not a ....
People get way too into these things
@ShadowWizard That's no joking matter:
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad keyword in answer, username similar to website in answer (53): Why and how do Hindus celebrate Christmas? by Rgyan on hinduism.SE
Back to the book for me
7:42 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body (97): Sign up and not when you by user157130 on wordpress.SE
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in answer (80): Disabling security questions in Windows 10 pro by E.Swaff on superuser.com
7:58 AM
8:16 AM
Nice trans flag, @Princess
I'm a bit bad at iding those
I can recognize a significant portion of them :P
...and oops, I seem to have run through most of my votes voting on knitting again. Note to self: only look at knitting at the end of the day.
good way to get a hat
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True, but now I don't really have votes left for other posts that may pop up during the next 16 hours :P
But Winter Bash is a good time for meta rep, apparently. I'm now only 350 away from 10k.
8:24 AM
@Mithrandir Thanks ^^"
*goes to knit a rainbow flag* *remembers that I can't knit with the laptop*
@Mithrandir I think someone already did that ;)
I must not have made it far enough through yet to find it...
first page...
A: Winter Bash 2018 Knitting

Samuel Liew Wallpaper - blue (1920x1080) Wallpaper - black (1920x1080)

Please sign and share - URGENT they are starting the cull in 12 hours https://www.change.org/p/hon-joel-fitzgibbon-to-stop-the-brumby-cull-at-singleton-army-base-nsw?recruiter=65165440&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial.pacific_email_copy_en_gb_4.v1.pacific_email_copy_en_us_3.control.pacific_email_copy_en_us_5.v1.pacific_post_sap_share_gmail_abi.gmail_abi.lightning_2primary_share_options_more.fake_control&utm_content=mit-14037376-1%3Av2&fbclid=IwAR2fXR0U9Xv6jcxGYprRFO3LhSuJubPcHrE6irD1Pyjrj2sUjyk05l4EplQ&expired_session=true
8:29 AM
we not giving up until they start firing their guns
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@ShadowWizard yeah, saw that one. It kinda inspired mine :*
@YvetteColomb just don't do anything crazy, people still need you... here and IRL. Good luck with your impossible mission to stop it, you get my virtual blessing. :)
8:48 AM
@ShadowWizard ^^"
@ShadowWizard oh god no. I'm not going onto the army base. During an aerial culling. With armed helicopters letting off automatic rifle fire into the scrub
@YvetteColomb glad to hear. :)
9:05 AM
@ShadowWizard running towards guns is generally a bad idea anyways :*
@SmokeDetector k
@PrincessLuna well... activists are sometimes blinded by their agony/rage and do stupid things, like getting themselves suspended from Q&A networks. o.o
@PrincessLuna ✓ You are a privileged user.
Huh, look at that
@PrincessLuna I read that as nuns...
9:09 AM
@PrincessLuna "k" is "tpu-" i.e. silent, no reply from Smokey
@ShadowWizard yyeeeaaah, but getting suspended is very different from running to literal guns
@ShadowWizard I know, but I thought I only had privileges in SOBotics and CHQ
@YvetteColomb your government's idea on population management of introduced species is shitty :/
@PrincessLuna not sure. In the state of mind leading to posting bad things, some might do stupid things IRL too.
@ShadowWizard but rarely stuff like that. If there's a fighting chance? Sure. But from aerial weapons? Doubt it
May 1 at 9:32, by Princess Luna
I have code privileges
9:12 AM
@ShadowWizard yes, but I still don't have per-room privs automatically
@PrincessLuna one can always grab a gun and try to shoot down the aerial weapons.
@ShadowWizard that're likely armored?
They might "just" end up in jail.
True. But still
@ShadowWizard ._.
9:13 AM
@PrincessLuna doubt they send armored battle crafts against animals...
@ShadowWizard australia lost a war to emu once
@PrincessLuna looks like you have. No? :)
oh wait...
Mar 17 at 22:18, by SmokeDetector
@PrincessLuna You are not a privileged user. Please see the privileges wiki page for information on what privileges are and what is expected of privileged users.
So someone added you. ;)
and its probably pretty damned hard to hit a moving aircraft with a gun
I forgot about that ^^"
9:15 AM
Political pressure in theory is a better idea, assuming there's enough backlash
@JourneymanGeek If GTA has taught me anything, everything is possible if you have enough ammo
@ShadowWizard doubt they have anything but armored battle crafts
@JourneymanGeek I imagine the aircrafts shooting the animals won't go fast. Probably they send helicopters anyway.
@ShadowWizard helicopters move fast.
compared to well... things that are not helicopters
9:17 AM
@JourneymanGeek when moving, of course. But in order to... fulfill their goal.. I believe they'll hover in the air for a while and be in static position when shooting.
Especially if you turn off the engine off in mid-air
They don't plan for the animals to shoot back.
@PrincessLuna funny thing that. Helicopters probably would just land safely if that happened
@ShadowWizard what if they're traps? ;p
@PrincessLuna booby trapped animals?? lol
9:18 AM
@JourneymanGeek unless there's enough height
@PrincessLuna even if there is
@ShadowWizard you'd be surprised what can be made into traps. Like a wolf in pony clothing :p
Autorotation is a state of flight in which the main rotor system of a helicopter or similar aircraft turns by the action of air moving up through the rotor, as with an autogyro, rather than engine power driving the rotor. The term autorotation dates to a period of early helicopter development between 1915 and 1920, and refers to the rotors turning without the engine. It is analogous to the gliding flight of a fixed-wing aircraft. The most common use of autorotation in helicopters is to safely land the aircraft in the event of an engine failure or tail-rotor failure. It is a common emergency procedure...
Every movie I've ever watched with crashing helicopters did it wrong o_o
Movies showing things for real are usually boring. ;)
9:20 AM
now, in theory if you lost your tail rotor...
Special Effects are what making the movies interesting.
blame Capcom for every helicopter crash on Resident Evil?
well if it got hit by something... sure
Nah, let's blame @ShadowWizard :p
What about a crash triggered by an EMP?
I'm not sure. ;p
9:22 AM
(anyway, didn't expect to get Freehand Circle Hat on Anime.SE...)
but someone survived a flame out
which was literally the engine not having enough oxygen and noping all of a sudden
@PrincessLuna I blame @M.A.R.!
updating Swag Advent Calendar app...
still waiting
@Tinkeringbell lovely!
@Derpy you still got some?
@ShadowWizard added a lot of random messages on this one. Even if the joke is very plain, I suggest you wait a little to see some of the options.
turn of should be turn off
9:58 AM
Please do not turn of your connection or disconnect your pc.
10:11 AM
@ShadowWizard blame me instead!!
@ShadowWizard Mmf.. Did you at least bring enough muffins for everypony?!?!
@Derpy :)
@PrincessLuna didn't I already tell you mff sounds better? :P
But yeah, there are enough for everyone! :D
@ShadowWizard So, everyone is getting a Derpy action figure?
@andmyself you didn't notice the intentional flipping of the usual canned message most app have?
@ShadowWizard Didn't I already tell you it's a non-lewd sound? xd
missing Rarity you two?
nah, I'm just missing a decent Windows package manager .-.
10:27 AM
I am sure @ShadowWizard understood what I meant....
@PrincessLuna hire someone! ;)
@Derpy yup
@ShadowWizard Software package, not mail package xd
You said you need a manager... ;-)
@PrincessLuna really?? :D
@ShadowWizard yeah xd
I'll manage your computer if you make me root
10:32 AM
No root in Windows
look up "how to root a windows (insert version here)" on youtube or something
@Unihedron Okay, sure!
My IP is, the username is "user" and there is no password.
tanks u :p
tanks in advantage...
tanks after advantage
of course it is, 1111 and 8888 are public knowledge
10:43 AM
If you talk to the right groups, they don't know what it is
been browsing the other swag contest submissions.
not going to flag this one this one too since they already didn't care for my previous reports about answers plagiarizing each one
but yep, there is an answer that doens't feel very original -_-'
Quora also didn't care about my plagiarism report -_-'
11:01 AM
@Derpy If it's entirely copied from somewhere, that's enough reason to report. If there's so much as a single character they added that's original, then yeah... not much we can do apart from not voting on it :)
> "...rip...tear...kill... soo hungry... for so long..."
(Sorry, that's what I think of when someone just says "Rip" like @PrincessLuna did...)
@Tinkeringbell look . It started as "posting an image from an external site" without even a proper attribution. And deleted by JNat. Then after some days, based in some users commented suggested changes, the image was very slightly altered. Then, JNat undeleted.
True. That's the one I sent to JNat for 'this is just ripped of off google'
Now they've made some changes (and you can't really blame them, as they had quite a positive score)... then it's not fair to leave it deleted
@Tinkeringbell next time, I am just going to copy one of Skeet answers and change a word. Those will get upvoted even when they have nothing to do with the current context :P
anyway, fine with them, fine with me.
It is their contest.
11:10 AM
Only 10 days to go :)
Unfair Use Policy?
@Tinkeringbell only 7 days to rest.
Only 4 more days of working with co-worker :)
so many plans, so little time, so SMALL EDITOR.
11:12 AM
Actually 3, as I'll be working from home on Friday too
@Derpy You need to stop editing btw :P You're starting to raise autoflags ;)
@Tinkeringbell huh? found another place?
@andmyself Nah, new project, for the same client, next year :)
@Tinkeringbell Either I keep editing or I forego the last days. Your choice
At least, that's what I was promised
@Derpy Just kidding ;) Have at it
I like dismissing easy flags.
And..... autoflags for editing YOUR POST?
this is very useful indeed. Can't blame them though, the site is not built for handling contests
I wonder if trying to handle those like a moderator election would work better.
11:19 AM
@Derpy Too many edits raise an autoflag. Just so we can make sure that someone's not bumping their post unnecessarily, I guess.
Or that they don't keep changing their post every other day to say something different.
@Mithrandir How uncooth!
@Mithrandir I must-..have brains
Ugh, someone doesn't know her franchises
@Mithrandir ever heard of a crossover? :p
the horror
No me
11:28 AM
U too
@Mithrandir clarify your claim
The world is your oyster
just so you know....
11:33 AM
@andmyself That's why everything smells so fishy!
This is an official reference to Invasion of the Body Snatchers
as for the zombie one...
@Tinkeringbell forgot "The"! You'll usually have a co-worker... no? ;)
@Derpy blame something that made me reading it from right-to-left
@ShadowWizard Perhaps? :P I was actually thinking of becoming my own team :P
And then in a few years, when I get a co-worker, complain about how they don't know anything ;)
@Tinkeringbell Parrot Team!
11:35 AM
here you go, "28 Pranks Later".
^ so, next time @PrincessLuna please say "cookies" instead of "brains", so that @Mithrandir won't have anything to nitpick about :P
@ShadowWizard clicked
lol too bad we can't add link to image onebox... could be perfect Den trap... :P
Before I go lunch... @Derpy look:
user image
Or not...
Ah, there it is :)
11:39 AM
Is that a heart?
@Tinkeringbell that's a big image.... surprised SE let you upload it, with 2mb limit. :)
Very nice!!
So what one has to do in order to get that bag? @Tink ;)
@Tinkeringbell full of coal?
What does the fox s... hey, who are you? What are you doing?! Noo........!
disconnected from the Tavern
11:52 AM
Brown fox?
calling @jad
12:05 PM
@ShadowWizard It's borderline, I think. The previous one didn't upload :P
@ShadowWizard 'bag' it's not big enough to be a proper bag ;)
@Derpy Hahaha no, yarn ;)
@Tinkeringbell looks big in the pic... ;)
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@ShadowWizard I'll measure it later, but I don't think it's much bigger than 20 cm
@ShadowWizard no, rainbow
@PrincessLuna rainbow fox??
@Tinkeringbell 20cm are just enough. I can put my wallet in there. :D
12:14 PM
17 :P
17 cm? That's... not so small! :D
!!/tea g3r
@ShadowWizard brews a cup of lemon tea for @g3r
o/ ☕️
@ShadowWizard yes.
@g3rv4 nice!
@PrincessLuna you got one at your yard? ;)
12:49 PM
@ShadowWizard of course!
@PrincessLuna pic or it never happened!
Right next to George R. R. Martin
I keep getting glasses
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ stop voting old stuff! :D
I got only one waffle... :(
(and one toilet roll, it's hardly enough)
A hat for each end, they got you covered.
12:55 PM
Muslims always only use water
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It'd creep me out to have to clean myself with paper
@ShadowWizard someone said it was when op edits their post asker your comment (for 5 posts)
Same with Indians actually
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ same here
12:56 PM
@Rob thanks for making me think of it this way, now it all makes much more sense! :P
@JourneymanGeek The word is French so it doesn't belong to a group probably
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ it's a religious thing?? Didn't know. lol (i.e. it's forbidden by religious laws to use paper?)
We do use paper also to dry it sometimes but "only paper" is scary
@PrincessLuna what
@ShadowWizard Well, not using water is against the doctrines
Some golden words from Deadpool 2:
@PrincessLuna it was just a guess, someone rolled it back. (Tink, perhaps?)
12:58 PM
> Now I'm gonna tell you what the big lie is: Toilet paper
@ShadowWizard Yes, well you look through the toilet roll and sit on the waffle.
Google the rest if you're interested, potentially possibly too gross for chat
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ not for Den chat. ;)
@Rob very useful. Thanks! :D
@Rob That'd be dirty but probably very comfortable
BRB replacing bed sheets with waffles

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