Wizards Den

KennyBOT

3:10 AM

~ Echo ... E c h o ...... E c h o .....

DroidDev

5:03 AM

@TheLittleNaruto

kId

5:34 AM

good morning

rahuldottech

6:15 AM

@ShadowWizard lol

FOX 9000

@rahuldottech haha (?)

KennyBOT

7:15 AM

~ In the Shadow of the Dome

TheLittleNaruto

7:40 AM

@DroidDev LMAO. My comment: I wonder if this name Major Khalid “Butt” is real.

Shadow Wizard

8:09 AM

@TheLittleNaruto appears to be real.... vayu-sena.tripod.com/1965-ssg1.html

> Most of them, including their Commander, Major Khalid Butt were arrested by the Police and the Army within the next 2 days.

:D

DroidDev

8:43 AM

AND FARMERS!!!

LMFAO

what kind of paratroopers get captured by farmers

:'D

@TheLittleNaruto LMFAO

FOX 9000

@DroidDev hahaha (?)

Shadow Wizard

9:00 AM

@DroidDev maybe elite farmers :D

TheLittleNaruto

They should thank that those places doesn't come under the state called Jharkhand, if by any chance tribe people would have caught those Pakistani Soldiers, God only would know what would have happened with them with poisonous arrow those tribe people keep. @Dro

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto lol, I don't think they have planes that can fly all the way upto Jharkhand :'D

@ShadowWizard oh...farmatroopers

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev They can do that man, because they know how take a flying arrow into their arse.

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto LMFAO, first I laughed, then I read hindi translation in my mind, and now I am laughing even more

TheLittleNaruto

ikr XD

InsaneCat

9:13 AM

!!pee

KennyBOT

~ Let's build some dykes ....

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev btw I'll take you to meet my tribal friends when you'll visit my hometown.

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto oh....now i have another reason to visit your hometown, THE FUCKING STEEL CITY or whatever :P

but on a serious note, I think I'd really love to do that

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev of course, ...Asia's largest in steel production.

;-)

DroidDev

see.....GK

TheLittleNaruto

9:17 AM

Now it's not anymore btw

Earlier it used to be.

!!poo a lot

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

!!wipe @InsaneCat

~ i.stack.imgur.com/LpgOW.jpg

TheLittleNaruto

9:19 AM

LOL

(๑ᴥ๑ )

!!poo again

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

sounds like a poo rain...

Shadow Wizard

wait, doesn't wipe supposed to reset the turds count? @rene

Or is it flush only?

!!flush

9:20 AM

flush it is

!!poo once more

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

nope

@KennyBOT is bugged

rene

Really?

Shadow Wizard

9:21 AM

Doomed to ever poo more and more.

TheLittleNaruto

Yo @rene

DroidDev

1900s, in 2018, we'll have flying cars
2018, that chat above ^

Shadow Wizard

lol

We have flying poop, it's awesome

rene

I never noticed Kenny was bugged

Shadow Wizard

Well, it used to work before...

TheLittleNaruto

9:22 AM

Lie

Now only you noticed

Shadow Wizard

Cake

rene

I never noticed any developer before that pushes regression into a code-base

DroidDev

yeah, before it started posting those "stars gets removed" messages, even when you star, before that, it wasn't buggy

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev that's not really a bug, something with sockets not sending correct info about stars

DroidDev

lemme run a test

KennyBOT

9:23 AM

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

Shadow Wizard

Same event when starring or unstarring or something like that

KennyBOT

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

rene

!!status

KennyBOT

BOT running since: Tue May 08 2018 12:19:48 GMT+0200 (CEST) for 33 days
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Princess Luna               , seen an hour ago (593)
DroidDev                    , seen less than a minute ago (380)
Princess Celestia           , seen an hour ago (321)
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DroidDev

what I have noticed is, first time you star, it'll say "Not everything is star worthy". Second time, you again star something, it'll say that removed star message

Princess Luna

9:25 AM

What?

How

no

@TheLittleNaruto has more messages than me? O_o

this can't be :o

dammit

rene

the horror

Princess Luna

Exactly!!

//status

user359686

Started Mon, 11 June 00:03:04.0190 2018 CEST (GMT +0200) (running for 0 days, 11 hours, 22 minutes, and 34 seconds.)
Message status
Username:                     - Message count
Shadow Wizard (152859)        - 168
TheLittleNaruto (206319)      - 142
Princess Luna (332043)        - 134
DroidDev (244282)             - 78
kId (252202)                  - 47
Pandya (260388)               - 41
rahuldottech (281895)         - 23
rene (158100)                 - 14
Nog Shine (357396)            - 13
Gattsu (199867)               - 11

Princess Luna

Whut?

I really need to chat more here >.>

DroidDev

more horror unfolds

horrifying horrors unfolds

TheLittleNaruto

9:26 AM

@PrincessLuna I am the great kind humble king.

Princess Luna

mhm

TheLittleNaruto

...and talkative.

DroidDev

never seen great, kind, and humble, in one sentence, addressing a single person before

TheLittleNaruto

Because that could be only one person.

rene

@DroidDev it is state machine issue. I think I need both the message and the user to know if a message gets unstarred. atm I only track the message id

DroidDev

9:27 AM

you must be really full of yourself, self-obsessive, self-centered king instead :P

TheLittleNaruto

King TheLittleNaruto

Shadow Wizard

@rene checked the code, !!wipe should reset the turds counter, the !!poo command listens for wipe as well.

Maybe when passing argument to wipe it breaks this...

!!poo

KennyBOT

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Shadow Wizard

!!wipe

KennyBOT

~ You clean up your own mess

Shadow Wizard

9:28 AM

!!poo

KennyBOT

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

DroidDev

@rene oh....but it works fine for us anyway. I can live with that bug

Shadow Wizard

hmm... so the bot.oncmd.on('wipe', (arg)=>{ is borked somehow, @rene

Princess Luna

So...

rene

@ShadowWizard can't we blame NodeJS's eventemitter being buggy as hell?

Princess Luna

9:29 AM

8 and roughly 40

TheLittleNaruto

@Dro Bro a must watch : youtube.com/watch?v=wf93Bh9Ew_I :')

Princess Luna

first one shouldn't be too hard, the second one requires a message countering rate

What, 3:1?

Should be enough

Right?

!!pee on @TheLittleNaruto :p

KennyBOT

~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!

Shadow Wizard

@rene sure

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard feller (?)

Princess Luna

9:30 AM

@KennyBOT no thanks :3

@ShadowWizard Yeah!! Let's blame node!! :p

rene

lol

Princess Luna

!!/blame Node.JS

KennyBOT

~ Maybe lookup my instructions?

Shadow Wizard

@KennyBOT hehe, I'm not even in the list! /cc @rene

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto will check in some time, opened in separate tab

Princess Luna

9:30 AM

dammit, too used to smokey <.<

//blame Node.JS

user359686

@PrincessLuna blames CalvT븃 for Node.JS

Princess Luna

Right

Shadow Wizard

!!blame Node.JS

KennyBOT

~ What a mess ...

@ShadowWizard blames @Cataclysm for Node.JS

rene

@ShadowWizard huh? weird

DroidDev

9:33 AM

a bug maybe?

Shadow Wizard

no way! Another bug?! :P

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev Ok! Btw Had you checked my Whatsapp status yesterday ?

Shadow Wizard

~ Kenny and the Bug Factory

DroidDev

...which is perfectly fine. I can live with that as well. Not saying its a bug

its just a cute thing (what's cute btw?)

@TheLittleNaruto yeah, who's dominor was it btw?

the one with 142 speed

Shadow Wizard

>>define cute

FOX 9000

9:35 AM

Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. adjective
- attractive or pretty especially in a childish, youthful, or delicate way
- obviously straining for effect

Shadow Wizard

@Dro ^

DroidDev

that doesn't define anything

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev My college friend's roommate's. And I was the one who was driving.

DroidDev

It looks more like synonyms in a list

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev Blame @ProgramFOX

TheLittleNaruto

9:36 AM

I got scared when I checked the speed on Odometer

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto that's a rather long relationship title. But, I think you really enjoyed it

TheLittleNaruto

and switch back to 126

Shadow Wizard

>>translate en hi cute

KennyBOT

~ That is all gibberish to me...

Shadow Wizard

lol

DroidDev

9:36 AM

@TheLittleNaruto haha, that's the thing with these bikes. They will go to such speeds without even making you notice it

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] सुंदर

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev Yeah It was a great ride and risky

DroidDev

I can still drive mine at 135 sometimes

Princess Luna

@FOX9000 <3

DroidDev

....and its been more than a year since I bought it

with proper servicing again, it'll go to 141

TheLittleNaruto

9:37 AM

@DroidDev Yeah Man! I clearly had told him that I don't go above 60-70. And it was 3rd gear and it already had crossed 60.

And his friend was laughing at me lol

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto haha, yeap. That's bajaj's flagship bike for you

TheLittleNaruto

Then the speed went on increasing

@DroidDev Nice

Shadow Wizard

>>cat {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}} is {{translate en hi cute}}

FOX 9000

@TheLittleNaruto sardinia (?)

DroidDev

I also check which gear goes upto which speed. I drove mine at 113 in 5th gear

FOX 9000

9:38 AM

@ShadowWizard @InsaneCat is [Powered by Yandex Translate] सुंदर

DroidDev

:|

Shadow Wizard

Washington Sundar?? lol

TheLittleNaruto

They were telling me, your bike is even better when we talk about speed. You're just putting a shame by not going beyond 60 on your bike. @Dro

InsaneCat

lol

TheLittleNaruto

@ShadowWizard I am not sure but I heard this name somewhere.

InsaneCat

9:40 AM

lol

Shadow Wizard

Washington Sundar

Washington Sundar (born 5 October 1999) is an Indian cricketer. He is a left handed batsman and right-arm off-spinner. He has played for the India national under-19 cricket team as a Batsman. He made his first-class debut for Tamil Nadu in the 2016–17 Ranji Trophy on 6 October 2016. He made his ODI debut for India against Sri Lanka on 13 December 2017. He made his T20I debut for India against Sri Lanka on 24 December 2017. == Teams Played In == India , Royal Challengers Bangalore , Rising Pune SuperGiants , India U - 19. Tamil Nadu == Domestic career == He made his first-class debut for...

InsaneCat

he is an Indian cricketer

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto its a new one dude. It'll do great speeds for you, but don't be mistaken, you don't have proper gear for riding on those speeds. My roomate's friend did 170 on his ktm, but his riding gear is worth more than 50k. Helmet alone is 17k

Shadow Wizard

Google gives him as result when searching for the hindi translation for "cute". :D

InsaneCat

ROFl

Shadow Wizard

9:41 AM

DroidDev

I'd suggest you go on more long rides, get habitual to your bike, it should be a part of you. You should know even if a little thing changes in it. Then you should get habitual to other bikes as well. Experience will get those speeds look like peanuts @TheLittleNaruto

Shadow Wizard

I don't have bike

DroidDev

btw, @TheLittleNaruto meet my new LOVE. Saw it on the road last weekend, and it took my heart

@Sha once you sit on one good enough, you can't turn back ^

rene

@DroidDev you wanna die quick?

Shadow Wizard

lol

At least it won't be painful

DroidDev

9:45 AM

@rene no, also, I don't have the kind of money needed to buy one of these. But, with proper riding gear, and experience, these monsters are what I like

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev <3

@DroidDev Yes right

@Sha o/

DroidDev

that's a 1000cc bike. Mostly, people suggest to stick with 600cc super bikes, and its said that 1000cc is just like a super expensive girlfriend, which has huge potential of breaking your heart with just a little mistake. Not forgiving at all

Shadow Wizard

Going to bed with a bike will surely be really messy.

Grease all around.

DroidDev

also, pretty difficult

rene

@DroidDev sure, a fiend of mine had a bike like that, was very confident of his driving skills. On one day he crashed into a car because he misjudged an overtake. He only got some scratches and bruises but he never touched a bike again, realizing he could have been killed in that accident as well. it is such a stupid way to exchange earth for whatever you believe in. I'm just a worried bystander that cares about your well being.

TheLittleNaruto

9:51 AM

@DroidDev While driving on highway I could see many expensive bikes with many features like navigation, playing music(the sound was so good man)

Shadow Wizard

@rene fiend isn't so good, hope he became your friend by now..... :D

DroidDev

@rene Thanks. And what you are saying is true. Maybe, if I get too rich someday, I'll buy one for track racing or something. But, I'll make it a point to not use it for road use and speeding in one go

Shadow Wizard

I also have such a friend though, he used to ride bikes all around the world including in India at insane speeds, until he crashed on a wet road in Israel some 10 years ago or so.... since then no bikes for him as well.

DroidDev

also, 90% chances are, won't be getting that rich to buy that bike

TheLittleNaruto

For me I am more interested in this sexy:

DroidDev

9:54 AM

and if I get rich, I'll be having kids by then, so, money will go somewhere else

TheLittleNaruto

DroidDev

yup, like that as well

rene

@ShadowWizard oh .. crap .. ;)

TheLittleNaruto

This will cost you 1 Crore 15 Lakhs INR lol @Dro

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto long way to go

TheLittleNaruto

9:56 AM

Porcshe Cayman became my love since when I started playing NFS Most Wanted.

rene

@DroidDev with kids the money goes to diapers, so basically to poo ..

DroidDev

lol, kids make shit out of money

irony is heavy with that one

Shadow Wizard

@rene you mean poo? ;)

rene

!!poo

KennyBOT

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Shadow Wizard

9:58 AM

@rene actually not that bad... diapers cost in average one NIS for a diaper, and suppose a baby needs 10 a day, it's 10 NIS a day. Not that much.

(around 3 USD)

DroidDev

baby needs 10 FUCKING diapers in ONE DAY!!!!11ONE!!!!

Shadow Wizard

Most money is spent on kindergardens.

DroidDev

are we still talking about just one single baby?

Shadow Wizard

Around $1000 per month.

DroidDev

O_O

Shadow Wizard

9:59 AM

@DroidDev yup

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard whaling (?)

DroidDev

I think I won't be having petrol money, leave aside a super bike. LOL

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev yeah, how many times you pee? Think around 10 as well, no? ;)

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard so you need to change each time? I thought it was more like multi-use kind of thing

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev well, in theory you can leave it on the baby with pee for several hours, but usually we want the baby to feel dry and comfortable. :)

DroidDev

10:02 AM

ok, lol, "Baby for adoption", reason, "Pee's too much, can't aford diapers anymore"

Shadow Wizard

LOL

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto I like lamborghinis, ferraris, and recently, Huayra

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev Wow :O

FOX 9000

@TheLittleNaruto bow (?)

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard Blame Merriam-Webster

Shadow Wizard

10:14 AM

!!blame Merriam-Webster

KennyBOT

~ WUT?

@ShadowWizard blames @JohnMiliter for Merriam-Webster

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX done

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard valencia (?)

rene

@DroidDev you can reduce that heavily by not feeding them but that brings you into other problems ...

Shadow Wizard

@rene baby will eat @Dro, yeah

DroidDev

10:28 AM

@rene yeah, those other political, and law and order problems. What's up with that man?!

rene

It is not my call ... ;)

KennyBOT

11:28 AM

~ The Wizard

Shadow Wizard

@KennyBOT Who

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard professed (?)

KennyBOT

@ShadowWizard where

Shadow Wizard

@KennyBOT when

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard inadvertently (?)

KennyBOT

11:37 AM

@ShadowWizard who

Shadow Wizard

@KennyBOT you

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard bastard (?)

Shadow Wizard

@KennyBOT bad

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard unlucky (?)

KennyBOT

@ShadowWizard naughty

Shadow Wizard

11:38 AM

lol

→ 1 message moved to ~

InsaneCat

How to remove default notification when app is in background mode in android

@ShadowWizard any idea man

when i'm try to open app from background it's display my custom also default notification.

Shadow Wizard

@InsaneCat hehe, not even remotely, I'm not android developer

InsaneCat

lol

:P

Shadow Wizard

I see @The @Dro @kId always discussing such things, so maybe they can help :D

Unitato

@ShadowWizard Oh wow I had no idea about that. I just wanted to maintain my post the way it was XD

InsaneCat

11:49 AM

yooo man

thanx

Shadow Wizard

@Unitato yeah it's pretty new feature, allowing OP to undo a suggested edit

133

A: Could authors overturn recent community review decisions?

This has bugged me for years too; I have full edit rights over my own posts, I can single-handedly approve or reject any edit suggested to them if I catch it in time, why can't I override an approval or rejection if an edit happens to get reviewed while I'm asleep? Well, now we can! Oded toiled...

!!milk for @Uni

KennyBOT

~ I'm milking the cow ....

Shadow Wizard

!!thank ProgramFOX

KennyBOT

@ShadowWizard thanks ProgramFOX for the help.

Shadow Wizard

//cut butter

user359686

11:56 AM

cuts butter

Shadow Wizard

//backwards mirror

user359686

@ShadowWizard Maybe you should consider looking up the manual. (//help)

user359686

mirror

Shadow Wizard

?

user359686

###################### Help ######################

==================== Commands
//about            | Let me tell you a little about myself...
//alive            | Used to check if the bot is working
//appul            | Apples.
//ban              | Bans a user from using the bot. Only usable by hardcoded bot admins
//ban-room         | Blacklists a room
//blame            | No description was supplied for this command
//cat              | Sends a random cat picture in chat
//declare          | Changes a commands status. Only commands available on the site can be edited

Princess Luna

11:59 AM

nvm

@ShadowWizard reversing isn't added yet

TheLittleNaruto

12:13 PM

//reverse @PrincessLuna

user359686

@TheLittleNaruto Maybe you should consider looking up the manual. (//help)

TheLittleNaruto

Stop giving me that reply, you stupid bot!

//poo on @PrincessLuna

user359686

💩 💩 💩

TheLittleNaruto

Yeah like that!

Shadow Wizard

@PrincessLuna :(

//poo four times

user359686

12:16 PM

💩 💩 💩

Shadow Wizard

@PrincessCelestia I said four! :P

user359686

@ShadowWizard How can I //help?

Shadow Wizard

@PrincessLuna guess having it increment the turd count like @Kenny would be too complicated?

Princess Luna

@ShadowWizard what do you mean?

TheLittleNaruto

He meant turd count

Shadow Wizard

12:17 PM

@PrincessLuna @Kenny adds another poo every time the command is called

!!poo

KennyBOT

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Shadow Wizard

!!poo again

KennyBOT

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Shadow Wizard

See? :D

TheLittleNaruto

!!poo again

KennyBOT

12:18 PM

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Princess Luna

//help poo

user359686

Taught command. (Taught to the bot by user 152859 on metastackexchange). `//poo`: yuck
This is a learned command and does not have help
Known aliases: None.
Rank required: 1 (your rank: 10)

Princess Luna

@ShadowWizard ^ current problem

Shadow Wizard

huh?

TheLittleNaruto

Why it is a problem

Shadow Wizard

12:19 PM

What's the "yuck" doing there? lol

Poo isn't yuck, it's fun! :P

Princess Luna

> Taught to the bot by user 152859 on metastackexchange