12:11 AM
A mod on a different site changed the feed bot in the deep web room from robots.txt to aliens.txt o_O

12:44 AM
Hello

Hallo

Hullo

1:02 AM

^might be NSFW for some, but, bah.

Good morning starfish

1:35 AM

wtf @bjb

:3

This is what you do for entertainment?

well, cat.

2:17 AM
I suppose it's better than drugs ~_~"

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2:50 AM
Helloooo New York! #SOPM #SOManaged #SOPManCon2016 #SOreadytoPM

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Something's brewing in NYC.

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Which, if any, of the hashtags are real?

@bacon Maybe balpha turned into a con man...

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2:51 AM
> En route to NYC for the @StackOverflow product manager meetup, and this event doesn't have a hashtag yet. So I guess I'll just use #SOPM. -- Ben Dumke-v. d. Ehe at 6:02 AM - 22 May 2016 via Twitter

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Ten product managers enter, five leave.
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wait since when is balpha a PM?

user315433
Maybe he's going to be? Or, he's representing Engineering at the meetup. A delegate from a mostly friendly foreign nation.

I was going to share that tweet earlier but I thought you'd already caught it @sandwich <_<
The Purge is a 2013 American social science fiction action horror film written and directed by James DeMonaco. It stars Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Adelaide Kane and Max Burkholder. It is the first installment in DeMonaco's Purge film series. The film tells the story about a family that are held hostage during "The Purge", an event which all crime is legalized for 12 hours. Despite mixed reviews, the film was commercially successful, grossing $89,328,627 during its run, far surpassing its$3 million budget. It was the lowest budget film to hit the top of the box office charts in 25 years before its...

3:34 AM
Haha 1% unemployment

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I just nuked three of them.

7:15 AM
@Bart that wasn't nice, you can't just barge into a room and kidnap @Mag
:D

@ShadowWizard So, just imagine what you get when you mix ponies and chemistry...

@ShadowWizard I didn't. I just abduct Mag and am holding them captive, to obtain a ransom. That's not kidnapping ... /me looks up definition ... oh

@Derpy ponistry
@Derpy OK eww
@bacon HEY! That's copy-righted.

@Bart uh oh. The cookies are at home, but I promise to give you one. Is that enough?

7:18 AM
Always with the promises. Have I ever gotten anything? No! No swag, no cookies, nothing!

Whaaat? finding proof

@Bart You won't be given any cookies. You should only earn it.

May 17 at 14:53, 2 seconds total – 2 messages, 1 user, 0 stars

Bookmarked 7 secs ago by Shadow Wizard

@TIPS ...or blackmail it

Why the hell does two messages need a bookmark?

@TIPS just for you, I know how much you love bookmarks!

7:23 AM
@ShadowWizard (/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ┻━┻

@MAR just LOVE bookmarks

2 mins ago, 1 minute total – 3 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 6 secs ago by Shadow Wizard

running away before being banned

@ShadowWizard the point of giving me cookies is so that I can eat them ... just showing me cookies won't do me any good.

@ShadowWizard How did you ping me?

@TIPS ordinary reply. There's a new bug that hides the arrow.

Yay!
Bug fest

7:26 AM
@Derpy that's what I'm talking about... ;)

@ShadowWizard You know what would be a great troll? You should try and reply to my messages with even more obscure reference to try and stump me.
Yep, probably that would require you to start watching studying the show, but don't let that stop you.

Is he feeling determined?

@Derpy I'm afraid that skill is unique to you... but if anything, I can try using other shows, which I'm more familiar with.... :D
pony trolling

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10:36 AM
@ShadowWizard you shouldn't give up. You too can learn the skill or at least become a pon have fun trying!

@Derpy The best thing about human beings is that they stack so neatly.
(I thought to use the rock one, but this looked better for some reason)

In the meantime, if you really meant that, I should probably start calling you Chara...

10:54 AM
:)

@TIP ^

it got flagged LOL

Tell toha @TIPS is just chemicalz
oh lol
omg, thought it's a comment on a post. self slap
Still related to the battle from yesterday??

@ShadowWizard someone needs some more sleep

10:59 AM
falling asleep
zZzzzzZZZzzZzzz

of the immortals

?

@TIPS it's a game, IIRC

11:06 AM
What are you guys talking about? Stop being so damn mysterious

he made a joke about a game, but the first comment stands. apparently there was a battle yesterday, and he's asking whether the flagged chat message above has something to do with it

@Quill is not wrong
But @Quill is ruining the whole fun of trolling poor @MAR :(

@ShadowWizard I just think he's a bit TIPSy tonight, he shouldn't be drinking and meta'ing

thinking of new ways
@Quill mating? Good idea! :D

Well, not even a battle, but it's totally unrelated anyway.

11:10 AM
Huh? Don't drink and Meta?

I just thought it was funny that it looked like someone was hitting on @TIPS

@bacon Meta is like opium.
@Quill Nah, certain cultures are more . . . direct . . .

@Quill out of context is the best context

@TIPS and I was thinking it's like sodium...

latest xkcd

11:16 AM
!xkcd latest
huh? No more bot?

two bots dead in one day

:"(

Well, I'm to (partially) blame for one only.....
!!/alive??

Good

11:17 AM
at least we still have smokey and shog

!!/revive xkcd bot

did you just revert smokey

!!/revert

3

11:31 AM
Fortunately it's not "revert", it's "revision"

:D

11:40 AM
It's a tarp!

@bacon maybe, but one he felt into many moons ago...
BTW, @ShadowWizard. You still trying to discover my identity?

@bacon trump?

make the tavern great again!

11:59 AM
@Derpy of course, I'm always waiting for a chance, something that might give you away...

12:09 PM
@ShadowWizard See below hint. As now, your best bet is that I am Celestia AI.
If you think about it, my goals are the same.
The only difference is that I don't aim at have you uploaded to a virtual reality.

We're all just this anyway...

yup
I wonder how much Duracell paid them

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1:44 PM
why do questions like these stay on MSO, are general stack overflow users so thick they don't see the rest of stack exchange?

Any meta is fine to post a feature request or report a bug...
On another note, @Quill, can you merge in origin/master again?

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You said a blaspheme against a Holy Gamaification. On Stack Overflow one should vote not to mark the usefulness of the post, but only to get a yet another badge. — Your Common Sense 4 hours ago
:D
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The question says: Prove that the function $f(x)=\sqrt{x}$ is not a linear transformation (particularly $\sqrt{1+x^2}≠1+x$) I think that this is because the exponent of $\sqrt{x}$ is $1/2$, and with that exponent, $T(cu)=c^{1/2}T(u)$, which does not follow the rules of a linear transform...

Why is this an HNQ?

2:55 PM
Because it's not Math.SE?

so @canon I have setup the console to be included in head but I think it then encounters some DOM ready issues
specific error:
> TypeError: document.body is null
options: append to end of DOM (maybe not so good), keep in head but hook to DOM ready events

@bjb568 yay, I missed YCS. Haven't seen many contributions from him recently.

@Haney Why not wait for DOMContentLoaded?
oh noes github is borking status.github.com
APP Server is down
The website is very slow and sometimes page builds fail.
Looks like DDOS.
Oh noes they're investigating issues with their databases.

3:13 PM
@bjb568 not fun without jQuery haha

meh

3:40 PM
hmm, this is a fun race
if i hook it all into DOMContentLoaded it outputs nothing since of course all the console calls have been parsed
i did it!
<-- not great at JS
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@Haney In an ideal world, we'd have two frames
one frame which has the console
and a nested frame which contains the actual page

makes sense
in the interim this approach should do nicely and not mess up DOM based line counts and such

in the head of the nested page, it would reach out to it's parent window

plus i optimized

and initialize the console
or hook into it anyway
that way the console's DOM is separate from the demo page DOM

3:53 PM
yeah for sure
i managed to keep it in the head tag
all I did was wrap document.body.appendChild(wrapper).appendChild(div); in DOMContentLoaded event

yep

so it intercepts all calls but console doesn't render until DOM is ready, which is of course fine

it still has references to everything

you got it

I didn't have time to do it this weekend

3:54 PM
np

but I'd like to look at nesting sandbox frames

building it out now, we can watch it explode together

hah

nested sandbox frames are frustrating
the sandbox rules propagate

I'll bet

3:55 PM
so basically
child cannot reach parent if parent is sandboxed not to reach its parent (the SO DOM)

don't know if it's possible; haven't tried
parent --> child yes I think

I haven't dealt with frames since the nightmare of framesets
with nested framesets

same haha
those funny sidebar but divided main pages
oh man

lol

3:56 PM
Geocities for life

angelfire
tripod

i still remember the Geocities URL of my hilarious site
2

did it have animated fire?

11 year old me was so proud

@Haney gosh, you just made me remember mine :D

3:59 PM
mine was SiliconValley/Park/5925

Today's xkcd comic (Rainbow):

55 seconds until new Snippets fix is live

rgr

28 seconds

hah
wtf

4:02 PM
having a CI build system is great: predictability is awesome

@Haney are you live tweeting chatting SE dev? :D

ah

sorta, yeah

twitch, imo

and we're live, let's see if we fixed it
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This code doesn't run properly body { counter-reset: para; } p { position: relative; padding-left: 25px; } p:before { position: absolute; left: 0px; counter-increment: para; content: ' '; } p:nth-child(5n+1):before { content: counter(para); } <p>Some text</p>

@Haney cool!

works

lol, this fix won't help if they're using :last-child
:/

gotta look into separating it from demo DOM
homework for tonight: research dem sandboxes

4:07 PM
they're cool but annoying
the reality is that the only reason we really host it on stacksnippets.net is to offload the CPU from the main site servers
because a sandboxed iframe always has a unique origin, even comparing the origin to itself returns false
so we could have hosted it on the main domains no problem
but I had a hard time selling that when I was 3 months new to the company ;)

well, there's also fallback for older browsers built-in by the differing domain

it just doesn't render if sandbox isn't supported

oh, really?

> var sandboxSupported = "sandbox" in document.createElement("iframe");
if (!sandboxSupported) {
return text;
}

LOL
I never looked at the implementation
perfect

4:09 PM
and so you see the domain is redundant. But I did what was needed at the time to get it live :)

I'll take it

and now I need to do other stuffs. Have a great day all.

you too

5:07 PM
@haney btw, here's the frame-based demo I had from like 1.5 years ago: antisanity.net/snippet-demo
granted, that's not using a sandbox
and the script is a very old fork

5:42 PM
I'll test with the sandbox setup you use for snippets

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@haney looks like we can access the frames so long as we use allow-same-origin... and since you're using a different domain to insulate the main site already, it should be good.

but at that point sandboxing is moot

already sandboxed in a sense, no?

Does anyone else see "[migrated]" in the title here? meta.stackoverflow.com/… (that's a question that was migrated to mSO)

@hichris123 I see.

yep

6:50 PM
in doing the cost-benefit on this particular thing, thinking nested iframes isn't a particularly huge win to be honest

Interesting, looks like it's all questions that were migrated and subsequently closed as a dupe: meta.stackoverflow.com/search?q=migrated%3Ayes+closed%3Ayes.
Hmm, not sure if it's worth it to report that as a bug though.

@Haney understood. It was just what I had envisioned when we were initially asking for the console... and it addresses some of the issues we're already seeing posted. Maybe someday, though. :)
back to routing issues!

hahaha

@hichris123 meh

@hichris123 If it was nitpickish, you'd've gotten some visitors' upvotes. If it was something crucial, depending on the number crucialometer shows, you'd've gotten upvotes.
It's neither crucial nor nitpickish.

7:04 PM
... say what?

Which part?

All of it...

What I meant was just that if it was nitpickish, you'd've gotten some visitors' upvotes. If it was something crucial, depending on the number crucialometer shows, you'd've gotten upvotes.
It's neither crucial nor nitpickish.

7:19 PM
@TIPS "What I meant was exactly what I typed before..."

7:48 PM
Does anyone know if SO Careers related bugs go on SO Meta or SE Meta?

@Phrancis preference is on MSO

Okay great thanks

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It's rare that we are asked to supply stats for a specific question but this question has received a lot of traction in a short amount of time, so I understand the curiosity. I'll provide some very high-level totals for consumption. A total of 170 users have voted on the question. The average ...

I still don't understand why everyone is all up in arms about this question, seems like there's a bunch of other more important things to do...

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I don't like the question (DVed it yesterday) because I kind of want SE to be one place where membership in a demographic group doesn't matter.

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Also, while 27356 views is a lot, 170 votes is a tiny, really skewed selection from those.

user315433
Even though it's "demographic" in the SE sense.

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I still didn't enjoy it when Cupcake called me out on Meta.SO as "a math guy".

@sandwich Yeah, same feeling here. I don't understand the need for any such stats... but hey, since bluefeet provided them...

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10:35 PM
> Tell us what you're proposing as the new site name.

"Software Engineering" and "Software Architecture" both look like good options from where I stand. Let’s not turn this into a bikeshed discussion; we need well-considered options here, not a popularity contest - Coffee McWhiskeyface is right out. The ideal name will suggest at a glance what this site is about, without suggesting that it might be “fix my code” even a little bit. http://meta.programmers.stackexchange.com/a/8054

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"Area 51 + OpenId + StackId bug, anybody have time for this?" <everyone is suddenly incredibly busy>

10:52 PM
Yeah.... OpenID is a bug ;-;
\o/ Adam Lear merged my stackblog pull request! Two PRs in one day.... hopefully I don't break the blog too
@sandwich but you're a sandwich guy

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11:18 PM
It is a ridiculously easy badge to earn, if you are at all interested in earning it (or even just bother to read others answers now and then). Rarity doesn't equate to difficulty here. — Shog9 ♦ 5 hours ago

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I don't find Sportsmanship easy, because I don't see those "others answers" to upvote. If the question already had good answers, I wouldn't be posting mine.

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And if I do post my answer, I ought to believe it's better than the existing ones. If so, why push those inferior answers higher, when the idea is that the best should be on top?

Hey guys, I guess I'm a little new to Stackoverflow and kind of missed a lot of what happened here. I didn't think my question would cause all of this and I apologize for any rules I broke. I plan to post some of my code tonight to show some of the changes once I figure out if the thread can be unlocked. I apologize I can't answer some of your questions because the lab that was given to us was pretty broad (I.E No specifics of the intel CPU, just I7.) — Cowmoogun 35 mins ago

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Getting three gold badges, plus whatever repcap allows for two days, for one question isn't such a bad deal.

@sandwich it's easy to get on networks where there isn't only one good solution to a problem
I nearly have it on Code Review, I'm like 2 off or something
sd rude