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12:00 AM
I'm curious about how you guys do the !!/pull command
 
@Quill github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/master/… and github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/master/…. Basically, !!/pull exits Smokey with a specific exit code that the bash script identifies and runs git pull + updates submodules, then restarts the bot.
 
Hmm, okay, thanks
 
no problem. :)
 
user315433
Since comments are going to be discussed tomorrow, I tried to collect some background:
 
user315433

No one wants to talk about comments

Nov 25 '14 at 21:51, 46 minutes total – 98 messages, 10 users, 4 stars

Bookmarked 5 mins ago by Meta

 
12:07 AM
Perfect way to end it:
Nov 25 '14 at 22:37, by Shog9
kicks @bjb568
(or should it be purrfect?)
 
user315433
> I came across your profile in ftp://ftp.site.tld
 
user315433
(From a spam email.) Such nostalgia...
 
user315433
Some people did have personal pages on FTP servers back in the days.
 
user315433
12:30 AM
The square of a real number cannot be negative. (-2) * (-2) = 4. — Meta 21 secs ago
 
user315433
That's SO, not Math. :)
 
I think I got the pulling working, thank christ for bash | github.com/The-Quill/SE-Flag-Bot/commit/…
Are people who post on Meta more like Lawyers or Politicians?
 
user315433
Busybodies. Petty bureaucrats.
 
user315433
12:47 AM
My flag bot reached 3000 flags in less than 100 days of service: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/…
 
@Quill If that reports flagged messages to chatrooms... :/ might not be the best idea, flags already create too much drama.
@Meta I should really record stats too but I just assume it's the same as yours. :P
 
@hichris123 Yeah, I did something similar with stars a while ago and it blew up in my face... I'll be a little more careful this time :p
 
user315433
@hichris123 I slightly tweak criteria as reasons and patterns evolve. E.g., blacklisted username was promoted, being 100% accurate during Metasmoke's observations.
 
so now I should update & fix merge conflicts... :P
 
user315433
Or copy-paste a few relevant lines.
 
user315433
 
Does that user have hidden accounts? :/
@Meta Nah, easier to sort out with git.
 
user315433
Yes. Also a collector of Electorate badges.
 
It's kinda disappointing that mods only see the "hidden accounts" thing on their own site. So if you want to identify if the user is the one and the same on two sites... you have to find the profile on your site first.
 
Oh right I forgot about the "Account" link on topactivity.
 
1:59 AM
 
2:20 AM
@Meta DevDoodle will have user postable notices, so comments can disappear easily.
 
user202362
I lost my drone in the neighbourhood
 
user202362
:/
 
4:14 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: http://naturalsmaleenhancement.com/superior-test-x/ by caroehall on arduino.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted username, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: The major problem from which half of the world’s population by hardtjuriya on askubuntu.com (@kos)
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Simple Skin Care To Have Rid Of Acne by pzxcxcxadul on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: The Basic Principles Of Muscle Building by ErikJacq on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
4:39 AM
sd 4k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Body Building Supplements - Are They Necessary? by DaneEdot on apple.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Here are a couple simple to be able by Virginiabilf on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Boost Vital Raise Your Power Best by leslieqcutler on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
5:10 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Do we know where Ridley Scott got the idea for the xenomorph inner-mouth? by qweyballot on scifi.stackexchange.com
 
5:28 AM
I thumbed your tubes, @Pro
 
5:43 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title: http://getmenshealth.com/intelligex-review/ by lowatjil on arduino.stackexchange.com
 
5:57 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Just How To Develop A House Gym by alishwrynk on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Guys who be afflicted by Nuviante by lalapassa on money.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
6:22 AM
> our human judgement ... meta.stackoverflow.com/a/322452
 
user315433
I don't know, somehow seeing this as an emphasized part of a sentence is like.... "that's nothing, don't pay attention to the tentacles".
 
6:34 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Know where they're at and know what by holebig on movies.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
That feeling ... to lose the toy you have been waiting for a week on the first day ...
 
7:14 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in body, email in body: Do you need help? by Janne on money.stackexchange.com
 
7:27 AM
SO russian just got five flags and put into timeout
 
7:39 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Boosts high energy level, stamina,and endurance by Doreenfrazier on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Mostly non-Latin answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Comment form not display properly? by fitflop ลดราคา on wordpress.stackexchange.com
 
8:18 AM
@Quill Wait, a site can get flags? How?
 
@Derpy RU.SO's chat.
 
@PhMgBr So - a chat board can be flagged? Or it is just based on flags on messages posted in the board?
 
user202362
It's clear from a quick glance at the manual that this is only a toy, so I don't think the question is relevant to the aviation community. — Dan Hulme 10 mins ago
 
user202362
I understand it's only a cheap toy, but where else do drone questions go to?
 
@Derpy Quill meant that five chat messages were flagged.
 
8:33 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Mostly non-Latin answer: Comment form not display properly? by fitflop แท้ on wordpress.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, link at end of body: http://getmenshealth.com/intelligex-review/ by FrancisHayden65 on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: Don't forget the delicate space by FapoXuuy on apple.stackexchange.com
 
8:49 AM
Can't wait to see Town Hall on the Meta
Meanwhile, is it possible to see the graph of total questions on specific site?
 
@PhMgBr so, basically.... you can nuke a site chat board if you manage to flag 5 messages in it in a short time?
Any five heroes want to go trolling int the LifeHacks board?
 
9:08 AM
@Derpy Well, drama in a site's main room causes a time-out. Nothing was nuked.
 
9:23 AM
@PhMgBr we can at least scramble those rebel communication systems while the main burination laser charges up.
 
flags 5 random chat messages here
 
9:51 AM
@AndrewT. Why random? At least do something useful and flag evil @Bart ones :P
Or the cat.
 
Is this spam ? it's a very vague question consisting only of a questionable link: askubuntu.com/questions/767909/…
 
His post history was better than that, I asked for clarification on the comment.
 
10:11 AM
I wonder, is this @nicael's son? gizmodo.com/a-10-year-old-hacked-instagram-1774526133 :D
@AndrewT. not relevant. Some spammers are smart enough to appear as legit users, then hit with their spam.
This is 100000% spam.
Heck, even if I will post spam one day, I will expect others to flag it as such.
 
Although op has edited out the link now, why ?
 
@JonasCz no idea, maybe to evade the spam deletion and keep the appearance of legit user. But I'm pretty sure he'll spam again.
 
I'll give a benefit of doubt just for this time, but anyway...
 
10:17 AM
...worth keeping an open eye.
 
@AndrewT. User blacklisted (539307 on askubuntu.com).
 
I had some time so I updated my YouTube channel
 
Nice @Andrew was going to do that. :)
 
virus in linux @muru — dhiraj singh 41 secs ago
>_>
 
haha
 
10:17 AM
what a lame excuse.
Better off with "my cat put that link". More reliable.
 
aww, I thought it's autostereogram :(
 
An autostereogram is a single-image stereogram (SIS), designed to create the visual illusion of a three-dimensional (3D) scene from a two-dimensional image. In order to perceive 3D shapes in these autostereograms, one must overcome the normally automatic coordination between accommodation (focus) and horizontal vergence (angle of one's eyes). The illusion is one of depth perception and involves stereopsis: depth perception arising from the different perspective each eye has of a three-dimensional scene, called binocular parallax. The simplest type of autostereogram consists of horizontally repeating...
@AndrewT. it's not?
 
If you have any idea besides voronoi textures, tell me
 
10:20 AM
I played around with something like this looong ago, lol
Random, and based on some input, converting to drawing
 
@UniversalIndicators nah, it's cool :)
 
@ShadowWizard unless it is a stereogram of a random height map... no, it isn't.
 
@Derpy it appears to be random, but based on something.
dunno how it's called, but it was fun to do back then...
 
10:41 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Would engineering bricks explode if used to build an oven? by steve on engineering.stackexchange.com
 
In the meantime, @jonas is reshaping into an unicorn.
 
someday... "Tavern on the Meta - MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF UNICORNS!"
 
@Sunshine I am still shocked no one threw a party on May, 3rd.
 
10:58 AM
@Derpy I am shocked that the mod didn't migrate this to MSO on May 2nd
So I didn't throw the party on May, 3rd.
 
It's not a great question; the answer can be found with just a little searching.
 
Which stack exchange would you post a question about light wave emittation, modulation of the wave and calculating the distance
 
@Kake_Fisk Light sabre construction resources should be on topic on either Science&Fiction or LifeHacks.
 
@TheLostMind why didn't you migrate this to MSO, where it belongs? — Shadow Wizard 33 secs ago
Who is mod anyway?? When he/she was elected?
 
It's not light sabre. It's using light to calculate distance
 
11:03 AM
Better read their help center first, though.
 
@ShadowWizard even better - if any doubt, ask if the question is OT on their chat board.
 
I can read deleted messages
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted website in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Randomizing papers by Jasonsmithz on lifehacks.stackexchange.com
 
11:13 AM
@Sunshine The Sixth Duck:I see deleted messages ?
^ and, for once @ShadowWizard, this isn't a MLP reference. Aren't you happy now?
 
@Derpy Without knowing so much if Friendship is Magic, it's delicious nonetheless.
 
Dec 27 '15 at 1:21, by bjb568 is ceiling kat
yesh
 
D kat iz ebil.
 
D kat is amusing
 
@AndrewT. It all depends. If they are like the ones in the image here above, I would avoid them....
 
11:19 AM
@Sunshine I know, deleted because the "meaning 5th place in elections" is probably wrong.
@Derpy well, you post non MLP references sometimes. ;)
 
Look, my avatar and the duck one side by side on the users panel seem to merge in a single one.
@Sunshine another reason your avatar should feature a pony.
 
@AndrewT. :3
 
11:44 AM
@Derpy now I really think your personal mission is to get everyone to like MLP
lol, I have forgotten the full-form of MLP
 
@DroidDev nope. If you don't want to like it , I am fine with that. The point if any is another. First, make people realize that "You don't have to fake that you hate My Little Pony". Second, realize that maybe there is some truth in the "We are a long way from Equestria" song... and we may live better if we get ponyer.
 
@Derpy oh, I was just kidding. Plus, I don't hate it, I just don't like it. Also, I haven't heard the song and living ponyer isn't possible, since they don't have to get a job ;P
 
12:13 PM
@DroidDev no need to remember the full form, enough to have in mind "that thing @Derpy love so much" and you know what it means. ;)
Also worth to keep in mind: FiM
 
@ShadowWizard I still remember full form of FiM though ;)
 
@DroidDev IMO his mission is to get everyone to be a pony, in a way. :D
@DroidDev wow, that's.... cool! ;)
 
@ShadowWizard how do you know that @Derpy is a "he"?
 
surprise quiz: what is FiM? @Dro
 
@ShadowWizard FiM = MLP?
 
12:16 PM
@DroidDev I asked my Crystal Ball. :D
@DroidDev nope
related, not same.
(I think. Checking)
 
@ShadowWizard what? seriously? Lol, so expected of me ;)
 
lol, blame is all on me.
FiM is indeed equals to MLP.
@Dro is more ponier than me. /cc @Derpy
 
oh, ok, anyway.... starts with usual life
@ShadowWizard NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 
lol
!!/townhall
hmm... why no countdown, @Smokey?
!!/alive?
 
@ShadowWizard Kinda sorta
 
12:23 PM
in Shadow's Den, Apr 1 '15 at 9:01, by SPArchaeologist
Moments of fear in the life of a FiM fan.
in Shadow's Den, Apr 1 '15 at 9:02, by SPArchaeologist
When a friend decide he wants to try to create a cosplay group for a convention and starts to look at you as the missing CMC.
 
12:38 PM
> And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, one girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Considering that Twilight Sparkle cutie mark has exactly 42 points, the girl was Lauren Faust.
 
...and that's where I loose the track of conversation
 
@DroidDev I could forgive you for not liking MLP, but a developer not recognizing a Guide to the Galaxy quote.. Shame!
 
@DroidDev just @Derpy combining The Hitchhiker's Guide with MLP. ;)
@Derpy so Lauren Faust is h2g2 fan - no surprise there. :)
 
@ShadowWizard go figure. Never understood if it was a planned thing.
 
@Derpy lets say I am too young for Guide of galaxy :P
@ShadowWizard as expected?
 
12:49 PM
@DroidDev not really, I don't think it's a common combo.
 
@ShadowWizard I was talking about Derpy mixing MLP ;P
 
@DroidDev sure, but with The Guide isn't trivial at all. :)
 
@ShadowWizard well, you can throw anything at Derpy and expect it to be mixed with MLP :P
 
throwing @Dro at @Derpy
let's see now...
 
poor DroidDev
 
1:05 PM
starts crying
 
user202362
 
user202362
and soon ...
 
user202362
user image
2
 
(._.)
 
@ShadowWizard he will probably become a Timberwolf
 
1:12 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: Reactions of Pure Colon Detox potentbodyformation.com/pure-colon-detox-reviews by arbaazbachkan99 on askubuntu.com (@kos)
 
@Derpy awesome! Just what I expected, and that's very rare with you. :D
 
@Telkitty better than the first, but still, you can't beat @Derpy in this. lol
 
@ShadowWizard Don't have enough time right now to create a @DroidDev OC now, but you can use one of the online pony creators if you wish.
 
 
1 hour later…
 
2 hours later…
4:03 PM
3 hours~
What exactly happened on ru.SO chat??
There's MSE post about someone got blocked on ru.SO, but I doubt it's related to flag galore on there.
 
user315433
The user was hyperactive on meta.ru.so, posting 41 questions since April 24. Not that this is a reason to suspend, but their activity was getting on some people's nerves.
 
4:23 PM
Mosts of them were "well-received"? (highly upvoted)
Oh, the recent one were not...
And ru.SO will accept code-golf questions...
Anyway, Google Translate doesn't help..
> One of the participants of the spontaneous course and hundreds of turnip was no answer at the time of writing here, but he has earned seven. Interesting answers to the questions were always mediocre in price, both before and after the change of the engine - this comment
'Kay, I'll stop my monologue until Town Hall :X
 
soo... is nothing happening on the spam-front and that's why SD is quiet?
or does SD not post here for the Town Hall event?
 
@random the Charcoal team is looking into how we can disable Smokey without having to disable it in its other rooms. — ArtOfCode Apr 29 at 6:00
I'm guessing they found a way
 
yeah
Meta has changed the !!/block command so it's now possible to disable it in one room
 
user315433
@Vogel612'sShadow But also, nothing happening; this is a quiet spam time.
 
5:02 PM
@Vogel612'sShadow The main spam hours have long passed.
 
user315433
5:47 PM
> Hope I get my 50 rep so I can start answering!
 
user315433
From a weird non-question question that just dropped in on Arqade gaming.stackexchange.com/q/264700
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: How To Get The Government To Send by lpoiuwipoi on arduino.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
^ a possible topic for Town Hall: should the ban on URL shorteners be network-wide?
 
"probably"
 
user315433
5:56 PM
This one resolves to http://www.nutritionofhealth.com/Patriot-Power-Greens-Reviews/ which would trigger Smokey automatically.
 

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