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12:02 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: What is up with the World Map? by bakedpastas on anime.stackexchange.com
12:27 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu0
@hichris123 Blacklisted user.
@bjb568 ... installing?
@hichris123 DD is expanding to an ISP.
@AlexisKing bjb bought an ISP? Eeek.
12:32 AM
@hichris123 Nonono, you know bjb, he always reinvents the wheel comes up with fresh solutions to problems. He's a brand new ISP!
Ah. So he physically connects clients to the internet? Cat runs around with Ethernet cables, like a telephone operator. Neat.
Yes. His primary expense is extension cables.
Can cats be used instead of Ethernet cable? i.e. bjb can't find another ethernet cable but has an urgent request, can he connect the two ports by himself?
1:02 AM
Did you know that a single vaccine dose can contain up to 5.6 metric tons of plutonium?
1:16 AM
I did not. Thanks for sharing.
1:28 AM
Me: “What’s the Law of Definite Proportions?” Grill: “What goes up must come down?”
I… can't…
Grill or Grille may refer to: == In food == Barbecue grill, a device or surface used for cooking food, usually fuelled by gas or charcoal, or the part of a cooker that performs this function Grilling, a form of cooking that involves direct heat A restaurant that serves grilled food, such as a "bar and grill" A Flattop grill cooking device often used in restaurants, especially diners == Music == Grillz, a 2005 rap single by Nelly A Parody of the song by the German rap-group K.I.Z. Grill Music Venue, an Irish nightclub located in Letterkenny, County Donegal == People == Bernhard Grill ...
> a form of dental jewelry commonly associated with hip hop
Likely what bjb was referring to.
1:55 AM
We are currently mitigating an attack. Standby for updates.
BJB stop attacking them
We are deploying a mitigation shortly, hang on.
2:10 AM
Apparently the API isn't affected
and chat
Rolling our mitigation now, ETA < 7 minutes.
We are back online and monitoring all systems.
Still have tons of school
I see slashes.
In the mean time, devdoodle.net:1337 is updated!
2:44 AM
Was that the reason my office network was so slow... oh, wait, wrong office...
3:16 AM
Darn, even bjb have a whiteboard? I should revamp my game
3:33 AM
@Braiam I do, but I haven't posted it…
You mean Yummy?
This is what a bad SQL query looks like at Stack Overflow scale. #monitoringlove @grafana http://bosun.org https://t.co/KQQ5rJU075
That looks… notgood.
4:33 AM
Night kittycat
1 hour later…
5:36 AM
The ... meh :/
6:15 AM
Where the hell is all the spam?
There's just.... nothing
6:46 AM
Smokey :(
come back!
Oh shit that's why
@ProgramFOX, @Undo Smokey is dead
@hichris123 too
7:28 AM
God the Tavern is bleak without Smokey
Where the hell is everyone?
what happened to smokey?
No smokey
Perhaps something to do with the attack?
I dunno
If it's, then it's the deadliest attack I've ever seen.
I missed the whole episode
Wow.. without smokey, it seems we're going back to dark age on catching spams
7:45 AM
I know right
it's weird
Wait ... we're going to have to talk to each other again? ... can someone bring back Smokey please?!?!
God please no
8:30 AM
you don't want to talk to us? :'(
I miss smokey, she's the most talkative low rep user :'(
And she always has such encouraging things to say. Ask her why, and she says fuck. It's poetry.
8:56 AM
8 hours ago, by SmokeDetector
@hichris123 Blacklisted user.
her last words, she will be forever in our hearts
9:10 AM
@PraxisAshelin Um, not too catchy for final words.
Not until he blacklisted himself. gasp
10:03 AM
Did I do the right thing here?
Flagging as SPAM since you didn't disclose you are affiliated to it. Without that, it is just a blatant advertisement. — Patrick Hofman 2 mins ago
@PatrickHofman I'd say that was just a legit answer by a user
@PraxisAshelin Why? He just bought a previous SE domain name and uses this post for his advertisement.
ah yeah, didn't actually click on the site.
10:23 AM
Confusing. The registrant is Vietnamese, but different from the answerer. But the user on the website is the same as (possibly) the admin of that site.
10:41 AM
Smokey’s still alive in ELU chat.
I presume it's ok now?
no, @Undo didn't restart it yet.
Probably fast asleep right now. ;)
1 hour later…
12:12 PM
Wow, the spammers are getting philosophical... meta.stackexchange.com/questions/268679/…
1:02 PM
SE should learn a bit from Atlassian how to write an Outage Report: blog.bitbucket.org/2015/09/04/…
Though SE downtime is bit less critical for developers...
1:42 PM
Given how Atlassian write some of their software, I could do with outage reports of a lower quality.
Yeah, I'm looking at you SourceTree
2:15 PM
Q: Allow downvoting of comments to hide them automatically

Mad ScientistI know this was declined years ago in this old feature request, but my feature request is actually pretty different. The main purpose of my idea is to collect more signal about comments that would allow to automatically hide comments that aren't useful without deleting them. Comment flags work ...

voting can be a solution to the horrible comment flag system
I think I'll incorporate this into DD
2:51 PM
thinking aloud: Would anyone be interested in having a SE meta question that list all the mayor SE historical events?
We already have a change log
Nope, not what I had in mind.
Is that what you mean?
Something more like "The many memes of the Meta"
You have a FAQS style post with links to the answers, and each describe an event
event categories would be like Winterbash, April Fool, famous events like the "Power cord moebius ring" and so on
I just notice that for example there is no list that chronicles the various april fool jokes made in the years
I think it would be nice to have a single post that hold that "history"
@Derpy At least one person is interested . . . I'm tired of explaining stuff to people.
2:57 PM
@hichris123 oops :P
@Undo Kinda sorta
@SmokeDetector (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Quick! @bjb568, go post some spam so we can test if Smokey is working
@BJB go post some spam about cat food.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: ƬЄҲƬ+91-8107764125 Vashikaran Specialist babaji by user107026 on webapps.stackexchange.com
3:08 PM
it works!
Thanks @BJB
We get Smokey and Baba?
great combo!
@SmokeDetector Wow that's one stylish TauEpsilonChiTau.
If I remember those letter names correctly
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: ƬЄҲƬ+91-8107764125 Vashikaran Specialist babaji by user107026 on webapps.stackexchange.com
3:24 PM
If you want a Christmas present for the cat, this one is better.
Because, you know, unicorn
I found something, but it uses ES6 :(
3:46 PM
@JamesENL It appears to be back now.
this is what my skewl's wifi looks like
New avatar should come soon, blame cache.
Today's xkcd comic (Git):
We are meta. We love unicorns. Where is my Daily Phoebe bot?
4:01 PM
normal would love that
4:16 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HIDE ROWS IN TABLE A THAT APPEAR IN TABLE B by Teko Luzitu on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: OpenCL stopped working‏ in Mathematica 10.2 by user3283472 on mathematica.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PYTHON PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE by Precious Eagle on stackoverflow.com
best Question of the day award — Drew 51 secs ago
True that.
4:45 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: How do I energize and motivate myself? by user16246 on productivity.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How can I make a textbox with a background of a picture? by bruce willson on stackoverflow.com
5:08 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Is there a visible change to baking soda when it reacts with odour? by macgreetea on chemistry.stackexchange.com
5:26 PM
@LynnCrumbling @SmokeDetector GONE
@bjb568 You doubt the ducks?
1 hour later…
6:34 PM
@SmokeDetector why
@AwesomePoodles Body - Position 53-64: lose weight
@SmokeDetector fp-
@SmokeDetector We were doing TRE. That's why it got bumped. \CC @Awe
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. "TRE"??
@AwesomePoodles The Retagging Event.
6:37 PM
'K; thanks.
Q: The Great Retagging Event - Episode 1: The one-taggers

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.                 The next TRE will be held at 16:30 UTC on October 30th.                   (The Periodic Table, weekly recurring, Fridays, 16.30 UTC)     The Retagging Event (TRE) What good is in working so much on cleaning tags if they're not applied to questions? I thoug...

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: LWJGL3 OpenGL Triangle wont draw by lkjdlksl on stackoverflow.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector ignore- no
7:11 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Who is the earliest recorded person? by deez nuts on history.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
1 hour later…
8:19 PM
@bjb568 How'd you get that?
8:55 PM
@SantaClaus fancy softwarz
@bjb568 (in reply to a different message) Are those courses CC+, dual enrollment, or what?
@SantaClaus all of the above
You're a very ambiguous cat today...
Smoke Detector slips into the room
@SantaClaus You doubt me?
@bjb568 i.e. did you end up paying out-of-pocket for the courses?
@bjb568 and seriously though, what app is that?
9:09 PM
@SmokeDetector fpu-
Ganz verkehrt...
@SantaClaus inSSIDer?
@SantaClaus nope, skewl district pays
@bjb568 Ooh thats awesome. I know a kid taking 2063 but he made it sound like he had to pay out of pocket
@bjb568 My school made CC+ sound like it was just for courses offered inside school. Internet says thats not the case.
9:36 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Installed new / not-updated 15.10 by Thomas Naser on askubuntu.com
1 hour later…
10:55 PM
sd fp-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://healthsupplementcare.com/prolazyme-review/ by jijilk juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
11:50 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, offensive answer detected: What are the practical & interpretation differences between alternatives and logistic regression? by Goggywoods on stats.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: deletedeletedeletedeletedeletedeletedelete by xhj123 on codereview.stackexchange.com

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