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12:00 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: I am Non EU citizen working in Germany, can I travel to UK without visa? by Ashley Thomas on travel.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd trueu-

xCare

@DragonLordtheFiery hi, is this a mod chan?

or is like Root Access for Meta?

DragonLord the Fiery

@xCare: This room is used mainly for network-wide moderation.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How to save this rtmp flash video stream? by wonderfullifeness on stackoverflow.com

DragonLord the Fiery

A bot called SmokeDetector continuously monitors all posts made by users across the network and alerts users to possible spam and low-quality posts.

xCare

12:03 AM

oh cool. have I been in it?

natural question, first one that popped into mind lol

DragonLord the Fiery

Full access to the bot, including the ability to manually report posts and to mark reports as true or false positives, is restricted to a set of privileged users.

xCare

had a bad post experience today, don't know if that qualified for the low quality category :p

DragonLord the Fiery

Based on the my existing spam-fighting record, I have access to privileged commands.

xCare

good, scorch 'em!

hichris123

@xCare Probably not. ;)

hichris123

12:24 AM

!!/report woodworking.stackexchange.com/questions/430/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: What is the best way to remove nails from pallets? by Daniela Adams on woodworking.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to clean a water tank by Daniela Adams on lifehacks.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

12:40 AM

morning

JamesENL

1:10 AM

Fire at work

well i say fire, someone probably just burnt their toast

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Amd intergrated Graphics drivers for ubuntu by Ubam on askubuntu.com

josilber

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@josilber Body - Position 511-518: fucking

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: export saved MySQL query with database? by Ausghostdog on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: Cross tabulation. Count one column against another by Ausghostdog on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: MySQL to read relational algebra? by Ausghostdog on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: computer representation of integers, Mantissa by Ausghostdog on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: Frantions to binary by Ausghostdog on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: Floating point number and range of floating point numbers that can be represented by a string by Ausghostdog on stackoverflow.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd 6trueu-

Something is very wrong.

sigh

!!/rmblu stackoverflow.com/users/1758076/ausghostdog

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery User removed from blacklist (1758076 on stackoverflow.com).

josilber

1:19 AM

I rolled all six back. If user re-vandalizes then I'll flag for a mod.

DragonLord the Fiery

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery There is no why data for that post (anymore).

hichris123

One more close vote is needed on stackoverflow.com/questions/33071134/….

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Playstation 4 Broken HDMI Port Repair. How to fix this PS4? by drGEEKsters on gaming.stackexchange.com

user163250

1:52 AM

@rene ah, I made someone laugh today? Then I'm off to a good start! :D

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HIBERNATION FILE WONT ALLOW ME TO MOUNT by Steven Hazen on askubuntu.com

SmokeDetector

2:13 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected, repeating words in answer: How do the new Missions work in CS GO? by poop on gaming.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd trueu-

bjb568

Anon

21 1

nice avatar…

user163250

@Sparr yeah, it happens occasionally...because, well, sometimes community consensus changes over time. If you were thinking of revisiting an old topic on a meta site, I'd say go for it...the worst that could happen is that your question is downvoted into the ground and deleted...but hey, it's just meta, lol :P

user163250

Oh, but you might want to be cautious about doing something like that on Meta Stack Exchange though...

user163250

Like, that site actually uses the same rep (and question banning) system as any of the other SE/SO main sites, lol.

user163250

2:26 AM

I'm surprised this spam answer didn't get the whole "This post was marked as spam/offensive and is therefore not shown" thing...I'll fix that...

hichris123

Damn restaurants. They never get it right. #SOinSD http://t.co/leD9SFYxGX

Tweeted by jzy on October 13, 2015 at 2:16 AM

2

user163250

@hichris123 LOL

hichris123

"... And put on some goddamn pants." Had to say that twice today. #SOinSD #managed

Tweeted by tinkertim on October 13, 2015 at 1:10 AM

... and this is why you shouldn't let SE employees tweet.

user163250

@hichris123 I'm disappointed that the sign doesn't read,

user163250

> WELCOME SOCK OVERFLOW

user163250

2:32 AM

Because that would be even funnier.

user163250

@DragonLordtheFiery an argument can be made that, if you truly want to treat users fairly, then reputation shouldn't matter. It would be like giving a celebrity a reduced sentence for a crime, simply for the fact that he/she is a celebrity.

user163250

They say Justice is blind after all...and also, apparently she frequently has one breast hanging out.

hichris123

> WELCOME SHOG OVERFLOW

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to remove apps from my list in the Windows 8 store? by joel on superuser.com

user163250

2:49 AM

@SmokeDetector fp-

user163250

Uses a lot of swear words, but it's not directed at anyone in particular, merely mobile devices like Windows Phone and such, apparently.

user163250

Just someone venting his frustrations.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Is there a nice site to buy fifa 16 coins ps4? by tolya on stackoverflow.com

JamesENL

sd tpu-

user202362

Sack overflow?

user202362

3:01 AM

Slackoverflow- more marks for your homework questions, just ask!

Undo

!!/alive?

grrr

user202362

!!/tea

SmokeDetector

@Undo Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring

user202362

Bot is on holidays too

SmokeDetector

@chmod711telkitty brews a cup of lemon tea for @chmod711telkitty

Undo

3:03 AM

Oookay

CRABOLO

!!/hats

user202362

~_~

Undo

CRABOLO

!!/halloween

Undo

Couldn't possibly have anything to do with it ^^

user202362

3:04 AM

Not

JamesENL

Shit son!

user202362

!!/tea

Undo

!!/ not //!

... and edits don't work ;)

user202362

!!/tea

SmokeDetector

@chmod711telkitty brews a cup of green tea for @chmod711telkitty

user202362

3:08 AM

How many types of tea?

Undo

@chmod711telkitty github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/…

user202362

Lol, lots of ifs :p

Undo

An if a day keeps the Code Review people away

bjb568

Hm… I'll just choose to believe that node v4 is way better

Undo

3:26 AM

Smokey down temporarily.

Braiam

Anyone seeing "this site might be hacked" on gravatar?

Undo

Nope

Braiam

On google's results?

Undo

@Braiam Oh, yep

Odd

user163250

Braiam

3:35 AM

Someone grab my image gravatar :S

puts tinfoil hat

Undo

@Braiam it has to be in Wayback Machine somewhere

And otherwise, it's in a bunch of people's caches

Braiam

I got it

eats @Cupcake

user163250

@Braiam :O runs and hides

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: How high can a player go? by HJH on gaming.stackexchange.com

Undo

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

3:44 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How is the hidden gem Of muscle? by georgiasbuck on superuser.com

Undo

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

4:22 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I calculate the standard deviation knowing an event probability and a number of trials? by user279764 on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: java getting SQL next sequence number of the record before insertion by Naresh Salikanti on stackoverflow.com

user163250

sd 2tpu

SmokeDetector

1. [:4077476] Blacklisted user.
2. [:4077475] Blacklisted user.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: You Can Try This To Be Beautiful! by noahcostello on drupal.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

4:37 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Eight Steps To Enhance Brain Power? by cherylscorsonefd on askubuntu.com

Braiam

sd 2tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: java getting SQL next sequence number of the record before insertion by Naresh Salikanti on stackoverflow.com

user163250

Why is this guy blacklisted?

user163250

Naresh Salikanti, Hyderabad

1 1

oracle sequence sql variable-assignment java m2e-wtp maven

user163250

-1

A: java getting SQL next sequence number of the record before insertion

use this link for more answers http://www.coderanch.com/t/301501/JDBC/databases/sequence-number

user163250

4:42 AM

Is he spamming?

PeterJ

@Cupcake It was because of this, now edited: stackoverflow.com/posts/33094065/revisions

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: I presume PDF To Excel Converter has been oversold in that market? by user53020 on drupal.stackexchange.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Undo

whoa a self-deleted NAA.

First time I've seen that

SmokeDetector

5:02 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Just How Many Calories Eaten To Lose Weight? by Rewenodinky on superuser.com

Undo

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: The health and fitness industry is huge to understand. When it comes to reputation, this supplement by user307306 on meta.stackexchange.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

5:18 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Alpha Peak be appetite by octavia on meta.stackexchange.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: This supplement consists of all natural ingredients by davidponce on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The commons, common pasture land by Lisa Jernigan on drupal.stackexchange.com

user163250

sd 2tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Nitric Rush has stated that by haenygeod on drupal.stackexchange.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

josilber

5:27 AM

huh, that last one looks different

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: But, on the other hand, I do believethat the marketing by sdgdfghdfh on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Of a business or a market is not by NakitaDTreadway on drupal.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 2tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Does The Sacred Heart Soup Diet Really Work by garysander on drupal.stackexchange.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Brain Supplements that Actually Work by sobiya on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] URL-only title: http://maxxmalesite.com/adderum/ by ednawildr on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Want to converse with you on the work by rebelflower on superuser.com

DragonLord the Fiery

5:49 AM

sd 2trueu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Help you acquire healthy brain functions by ednawildr on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Unlocks your long term memory by ednawildr on drupal.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 2tpu-

DragonLord the Fiery

@SmokeDetector trueu-

Infinite Recursion

spam meta.stackexchange.com/a/267807/245167

DragonLord the Fiery

That answer is already gone.

SmokeDetector

6:16 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Koop FIFA 16 Coins biologische arbiter? by jerrysmith87 on gaming.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url in title: https://testoxlsupplemant.wordpress.com/ by boddihowell on drupal.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd 2trueu-

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery I've only posted 1 messages since the latest reboot; that's not enough to execute all commands.

DragonLord the Fiery

What?!

!!/status

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery Running since 06:15:00 UTC (1 minute)

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Maximum cash allowed when travelling to the US by Mr greg on travel.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

Okay, SmokeDetector was updated between the two messages.

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 3 mins ago, by SmokeDetector

CI build passed on Circle. Commit message contains 'autopull', pulling...

SmokeDetector

6:22 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Communication between approaching by jamiegalliher7 on drupal.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

6:35 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Data an emergency events and this is by fretheali on askubuntu.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd 2trueu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Critical Skin Benefits Of Aloe Vera Gel by lesedternesn on security.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

@JamesENL I don't have any messages posted after the latest reboot.

JamesENL

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

6:53 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Sizegenetics Extender Review by kamnisurliya on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: The Best Muscle Building Diet Plan by user53034 on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How Are body Supplements Safe To Use? by addienewcombealpo on stackoverflow.com

bob

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: OPTICAL PATHWAY FOR 10X MICROSCOPE? by Analyst on physics.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

7:14 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Fut 16 Munten zijn op het moment evolueren by jerrysmith87 on gaming.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector In case it is relevant, that spam is in Dutch. Broken Dutch, so it probably comes out of some translation program.

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Sparr

@Cupcake I'm not worried about a few downvotes on meta affecting my score on the main site. I can take it :)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: HADOOP Online Training by vedha78 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Maximum cash allowed when travelling to the US by madam faith on travel.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

7:34 AM

!!/report meta.stackexchange.com/questions/267820/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Best Jewellers in Sydney by robert211 on meta.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

spam ^

@Pro maybe add "Sydney jewellers" to the bad keywords list?

SmokeDetector

7:48 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Make sure to track how many calories you are taking in by Fan Vetrano on meta.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@ShadowWizard Has there been a pattern for "Sydney jewellers" over the last few days, or is it only just now?

Shadow Wizard

@S.L.Barth I saw it just now, but can't really know

S.L. Barth

Then I think it's best to wait a bit before adding it to the blacklist. I could think of a few use cases where this phrase isn't spam.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Online DATASTAGE Training by chinnasuki on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Professional Packers in Delhi @ 3th.co.in/packers-and-movers-delhi by rajveer on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Eating For The Human Brain Foods Discovered by tandyheree on meta.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

8:04 AM

sd 3tpu-

S.L. Barth

8:16 AM

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@S.L.Barth Body - Position 5164-5168: porn

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector fpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Throughout the night to by user307317 on meta.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

8:37 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Manage Your Bodybuilding Expectations by alishfresher on superuser.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Greatest Bodybuilding Exercise For Mass Muscle Gains by julienphillips on drupal.stackexchange.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

What's this #SOinSD?

Holiday I guess?

Shadow Wizard

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails you refer to this?

The hardest part of #SOinSD : my 6yo at bedtime: "Mummy, I'm not going to stop hugging you 'til Daddy gets home!" - heart melting

Tweeted by marcgravell on October 13, 2015 at 5:51 AM

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

Yes

Shadow Wizard

8:49 AM

hmm...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: What is power testro and real nitro? by yopilmnbv on superuser.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO RESTRICT THE URL THAT MY URL WOULD BE SAME THROUGHOUT WHOLE ERP by Shanu on stackoverflow.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

Blech

Shadow Wizard

#SOinSD is some sort of meeting Stack Overflow (formerly known as Stack Exchange) is holding this week. Kasra was on the airplane yesterday on his way there.

/cc @Uni ^

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

8:55 AM

Oh

@Uni doesn't ping anyone

Shadow Wizard

in iOS β, 15 hours ago, by Kasra Rahjerdi

I believe it's fixed on the beta tier but not production, i was out last week on vacation and am on a plane en route to a company meetup for the week though so it probably won't be released until next week. I might find some downtime during the meetup to release and babysit the release to make sure it doesn't break anything though.

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails lol, too used to it!

user202362

seems time for some DDoS attack now everyone's away ... not by me though, because I am not interested in this kind of things

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

.... Lol

user202362

that, of course, does not stop me from recognizing the opportunity ...

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

status-cheating-without-jQuery

.4f4dda1c-0f4b-3004-6a46-2391c226dbf7 {
  animation-name: afcfbd8f-ce9b-eebb-56de-d29848c94555;
  animation-duration: 5s;
}

Making an .animate function in JS

SmokeDetector

9:14 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CALCULATING HARD DISK SIZE by gowtham .n on superuser.com

Shadow Wizard

somehow, on first glance, first "S" looked like "C" in there ^

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: I want to buy license of Html5 games by Fendy on gamedev.stackexchange.com

berserk

@ShadowWizard dunno

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How to include Javascript file in Asp.Net page by sekhar123 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How To Keep Younger Looking Skin by krixakiz on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Simple Steps To Get Rid Of Weight by garysander on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: verts fonctions extrait de thé de feuilles comme by Sophia SAM on superuser.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

9:29 AM

sd 4tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Some Useful Power Building Strategies by boipijeh on askubuntu.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

user163250

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@Cupcake Body - Position 990-994: porn

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Garcinia Active Slim Consuming a very small amount of sugar immediately after by user307320 on meta.stackexchange.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

user163250

9:38 AM

@SmokeDetector fp-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Supplement To Bodybuildings? by user53044 on drupal.stackexchange.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

9:57 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Caffeine also forces the Alpha Peak by reginaldlovett on codegolf.stackexchange.com

Infinite Recursion

@Toto and the other moderators: The question is not too broad but very specific, please reopen. In general it might be good to know, that plone.org points users to come here with any question... — Ida Ebkes 3 hours ago

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Testoforce - An effective Muscle Building Formula by dianalevis on superuser.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: That somehow fat is an enemy by ammadroy1382 on drupal.stackexchange.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

user202362

10:20 AM

Am I the only one finding that the right hand side of the league page looks a lot like a slot machine?

user202362

SmokeDetector

10:37 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Feel healthier and more energized by dimkespr sourb on drupal.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

10:55 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: absolument aucun des ballonnements by Rothe1971 on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: La curcumine: Cet élément étonnante permet by kking456 on superuser.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector tpu- la tpu

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: MSBI Online Training in INDIA by nalini on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

11:12 AM

@SmokeDetector gone

SmokeDetector

11:24 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: BEST TERADATA Online Training by dabney12 on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user202362

11:39 AM

I think before soon, my pet chook is going to hate me with a passion :'(

user202362

SmokeDetector

11:41 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Could White Magic Really Make Me A Muscle Machine? by clement keever on superuser.com

Shadow Wizard

Is this your hen, @chmod711telkitty?

user202362

yeah

Shadow Wizard

How old?

user202362

about 15 months

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: MIcrosoft, Soap Error- 2146822888 by Jorococo on programmers.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

11:45 AM

Nice! She lay eggs?

user202362

yes

user202362

she's very sweet & friendly, but she doesn't like to have ~~shiny~~ things around her neck :p

PeterJ

4

Q: Will store bought chicken eggs hatch?

I'm a bit scared to try it, because I'm not sure what would be worse--cracking open a rotten egg, or having to figure out what to do with a chick. So how about it? If I leave chicken eggs out, will they eventually hatch if kept at the right temperature? EDIT - Sorry for the confusion. I was r...

eggs chicken

Shadow Wizard

When I was a kid our pet dog ate our pet chicken

no chicken since then

And dog was poisoned by a neighbour years later after eating his chickens

user202362

ew ...

Shadow Wizard

11:48 AM

yeah

user202362

neighbours dog was curious about the chickens

user202362

but ... the fence is solid & sound

Shadow Wizard

Good for you!

user202362

Is it me or did I notice 2 SE staff as soon as I mentioned DDoS? :p

user202362

I would never launch DoS of any kind because I don't see the point & umm ... I don't know how >_<

Shadow Wizard

11:56 AM

I used DOS for long time.

but without another D.

user163250

BADUM-CHICK!

user202362

I am not sure why MS would name their prompt after of the abbreviation of Deny of Services. It's all very strange ~_~

Shadow Wizard

"Disk Operating System" is innocent enough

And it came years before anyone even imagined Denial of Service attack

user202362

I know :p

Shadow Wizard

I know you know :p :p

I love trolling the trolls

user202362

12:00 PM

lemme find out who you reply the most, brb ...

Shadow Wizard

lol

evil laugh

PeterJ

I take it when a question has a bounty no further close votes are allowed even if it has existing ones, ie. it'll disappear from the close queue. Anyone know?

user202362

Now I know why they call it the 'Anonymous' ...

Shadow Wizard

@PeterJ true, when starting a bounty existing close votes are not being checked. And when there is active bounty, it's not possible to cast any close vote.

@chmod711telkitty don't think it's related. they're many things, but not trolls.

user202362

12:06 PM

yeah right, say that with a straight face ...

PeterJ

@Shadow thanks thought that might be the case. Just noticed someone on EE who must be desperate to fix his beard trimmer bountied one with four close votes. Queue has been a bit larger than usual there.

Shadow Wizard

@PeterJ well, you can always flag. Mod can abort the bounty.

SmokeDetector

12:23 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Simple Tips On How To Lose Weight by user508851 on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NAME THE BLOOD VESSEL THAT BRINGS BLOOD HIGH IN UREA INTO THE KIDNEY? by Cerys on biology.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector homework

@SmokeDetector tpu

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@ShadowWizard Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user163250

12:43 PM

@SmokeDetector why

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@Cupcake Body - Position 1576-1580: Fuck

user163250

@SmokeDetector fp-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: how a Free Ecommerce Website Helps Customers Make Better Purchases? by I. Groups on superuser.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How to send contact form data by using HTML and javascript to an email by Mian on stackoverflow.com

user163250

12:56 PM

> This is not an answer and will be brutally terminated as such. -- Kyll

user163250

LOL

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Lol

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[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Dropbox - how to view files from webbrowser? by Agnes Mary on superuser.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

2:00 PM

ROFL Jon Skeet

I just made that

Hmmm. Is @JNat giving me a diamond?

I wonder who the people in the background are

@Doorknob your website has some borked things in a <pre>

That won't ping :(

Shadow Wizard

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails way too blurry to know, probably just walkers-by

@Yummy here is a challenge for you. Add ..animate command to your bot, that will take user ID as argument, and animate his/her avatar, taken from the main site.

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How to animate

Oh and it's totally your fault the bot isn't running

Shadow Wizard

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails it will create a fiddle for each command, or update an existing fiddle

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@ShadowWizard New fiddle? What now? If you spam that command I will get blacklisted

Shadow Wizard

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails I know, you took the attack too far. Feel free to bring it back but add a command to stop it. :)

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

2:13 PM

status-thought-of-something-but-making-later-most-likely

Shadow Wizard

ok

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Where's JetBrains?

The thing isn't aligned

Which BTW I have 10 more days

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: I`m an English Language Teacher by Robin Aaron Bright on ell.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

sd tpu-

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sd gone

Shadow Wizard

2:25 PM

@Pro I never really got it, what is the purpose of the "gone" command?

!!/help

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@ShadowWizard I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

Shadow Wizard

> delete, remove or gone - Deletes a message of SmokeDetector.

@Yummy you can't use the delete with sd (I think)

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Oh

Shadow Wizard

Must be direct reply, then the bot deletes the message, if still possible

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Force tablet browser to use mobile sites by Jack Fosters on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

2:28 PM

sd crap

lol

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3:02 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Should I travel to Morocco alone as a young female? by Hamza on travel.stackexchange.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

sd tpu- WAT

user163250

3:23 PM

@rene remember that guy I mentioned earlier who obviously had a pretty aggressive agenda going on?

user163250

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

Lol

sd tpu-

sd gone- that's fast

Hi @Pro

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard It's an alias for 'delete', but it's useful to use when a post is gone, to a) let the other Tavern users know that is it is gone, and b) to make Smokey delete its report, if that's not too late yet.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: traveling outside by Hamza on travel.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

3:38 PM

@ProgramFOX yeah, figured that after reading the commands page :)

user163250

@SmokeDetector why is this guy blacklisted?

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@Cupcake There is no why data for that post (anymore).

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Blech smokey wat

user163250

I did ask why...

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36 mins ago, by SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Should I travel to Morocco alone as a young female? by Hamza on travel.stackexchange.com

Spam

user163250

3:39 PM

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A: Should I travel to Morocco alone as a young female?

i think is sifely to travel to Morocco , people they are kinds and heleful and if you nees for asking for something , contact me , i'm young Moroccan is my email , parlino13@hotmail.com

user163250

Or, someone trying to be exceptionally helpful...

Shadow Wizard

@Cupcake sounds like he's just desperate for relationship

rene

@Cupcake wow ...

user163250

@rene he had another deleted post before that one, unfortunately not with the same colorful language :P

rene

@Cupcake I wonder what will happen if we all use more colorful language... in a few years time we might get used to this .. eeeewwww.....

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3:48 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: How To Eliminate dark circles? by jackloreiny on stackoverflow.com

user163250

@rene hehe

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

bjb568

4:29 PM

13

Q: Why does it compile and what does it do?

I intended to call a private class member function but by a copy&paste mistake pasted the line as this function is declared in the header file: void DebugView::on_cbYAxisEnabled_stateChanged(int) { void updateAxisEnabled(); } instead of void DebugView::on_cbYAxisEnabled_stateChanged(int) ...

c++ visual-c++

somebody give this a better title

HNQ

The actual actual saying is: Give a man a match, he will come back for a matchbox. Give a man a fire, he will burn down the village. — bjb568 8 secs ago

:p

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for a day — Mr Lister 21 secs ago

this one's also good

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4:50 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Title has only one unique char: ----------------------------- by Ni55aN on ru.stackoverflow.com

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