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10:02 AM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica You.
 
4 hours ago, by Shadow Wizard
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica it was you, yesterday.
;)
I love how @Uni act surprised when he's well aware of stuff... lol
 
10:18 AM
@ShadowWizard Isn't the 2nd paragraph here rude, despite the ;) ?
 
@rene Better than many rants I've seen.
 
@syntaxerror yeah, "you suck, I don't trust you" tend to irritate people, what can I say — Shadow Wizard 1 min ago
 
boom
 
the spirit of the question is rude, yeah
But still, legit rant IMO
 
It's being -1'd faster than many rants here.
 
10:20 AM
He is a syntax error.
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M that's because it's easy to understand, so easier to decide "yikes, I don't like it" and downvote. :)
 
Serious dudes here, im off
 
@BoomsPlus Your face is a syntax error.
 
throwing dude on @Boo
 
10:24 AM
@ShadowWizard You cant throw yourself.
 
him ^
Best comedy I've seen
 
him ^
Best comedy I've seen
 
status-voting-to-close-as-dupe
 
her ^
Best comedy you've seen
 
Unless I miss something, this person can't be both "him" and "her". :D
 
10:27 AM
"it"
 
This room is so NSFW
 
5
Q: What is the best way to look under Juliet's skirt?

BoomsPlusWhen I played Lollipop Chainsaw, I figured out the there were many upskirt moments. There is also an achievement for looking under Juliet's skirt by "accident". What is the best way to do that? Will there be a punishment of some sort if I look under this cheerleader's skirt?

Best question yet.
 
@rene well, it started with boobs, then came @berserk. Then came @Boom. :D
MSE is flooded with programming crap... :/
 
No problem, I flagged the RO for moderator attention ;)
 
@ShadowWizard you mean @exp , @nuk then @boo
 
10:31 AM
@BoomsPlus nah, using only recent name. Who is UniKitty?
 
lololololol
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
Poor @UniBot can't talk here yet
 
!!/pingattack @vaginaporn 457308740839285013984589037453087941578-3145731784587913578901893587093478523804‌​570841534895023879454325234087957809324572347895789023487590347890570374805832794‌​503247057893247890578093457890234875478039570839475980342759832475890234758903247‌​985235345780234785093478593745092735543425890327459023
 
@BoomsPlus Command not found.
 
10:35 AM
:(
 
it's pingattack as one word, and you don't have the privileges, I think
 
!!/pingattack @ProgramFOX 746379
 
@BoomsPlus Whoops, you can't ping attack yet. Ping Uni* to request to be added.
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica ADD ME MEOW
 
... the first one who gives me a ping attack, gets a moderator flag thrown in his face, perhaps with a suspension that follows.
 
10:36 AM
OK
Lemme do it real fast
 
ping attacks @Pro
 
OK, added you
 
@ProgramFOX How many pings count as an attack?
 
Bot started.
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M 3+
!!/alive
 
what Uni said
 
10:37 AM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Duh
1 = Call user
2 = Emergency Ping
 
@Pro 2
@Pro 1
 
!!/pingattack @ShadowWizard 45328950923408856832843907456842390735942102749312074920174920147920473429047392‌​074392047392074892013748291074829108478291037482910847382
 
@BoomsPlus Whoops, don't try to super ping for more that 100 times
 
:)
 
Ha!
Also, @Uni, s/that/than/
 
"don't try to super ping for more that than 100 times"
 
!!/pingattack penis 2
 
Ping attack started
 
>>cat ping attack on {{randomchoice {{read 2400802 3802083 2878117}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard ping attack on @DroidDev
 
10:41 AM
@BoomsPlus Ping Attack Ended
 
xD
 
(removed)
 
Ha @Boo
@Pro go wreck this person here
 
!!/pingattack penis 99
 
Ping attack started
 
10:43 AM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica not found
@Mooseman milk
 
Already nuked
 
@Mooseman kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
> @UnitedStatesOfAmerica is no longer with us. They ate to the point of explosion at a feast given in their honor.
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Heh.
 
10:43 AM
Bot started.
 
:)
 
!!/alive
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@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Wat du u think?
...
 
!!/pingattack @UnitedStatesOfAmerica 30
 
Ping attack started
30 @@UnitedStatesOfAmerica on the wall, 30 @@UnitedStatesOfAmerica.
You want me to remove you?
Take one down and pass it around, 29 @@UnitedStatesOfAmerica on the wall.
 
nononono
just testing
 
10:45 AM
29 @@UnitedStatesOfAmerica on the wall, 29 @@UnitedStatesOfAmerica.
Take one down and pass it around, 28 @@UnitedStatesOfAmerica on the wall.
Bot started.
!!/alive
 
!!/pingattack ้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ 3
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Duh
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Mmmm
 
No associated word found for Duh.
 
Ping attack started
3 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ on the wall, 3 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้.
Take one down and pass it around, 2 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ on the wall.
 
10:46 AM
LOL
 
lol now that's a beautiful mess :D
 
2 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ on the wall, 2 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ on the wall.
1 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ on the wall, 1 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้.
Take one down and pass it around, 0 @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ on the wall.
No more @้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ on the wall.
@BoomsPlus now you can't ping me
 
!!/pingattack penis dangling 3
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica pings you
 
@ShadowWizard Ping Attack Ended
@BoomsPlus Syntax: !!/pingattack user_to_ping number_of_times
 
10:48 AM
WAI
 
:>
 
Bot started.
 
Don't want it flagged here
don't onebox spam or offensive stuff
 
!!/pingattack !!/pingattack 3
 
Oh ok
!!/alive
status-cleaning-code
Ping attack started
3 @!!/pingattack on the wall, 3 @!!/pingattack.
Time to make a image uploader in the whatsapp API!
Take one down and pass it around, 2 @!!/pingattack on the wall.
2 @!!/pingattack on the wall, 2 @!!/pingattack.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 @!!/pingattack on the wall.
1 @!!/pingattack on the wall, 1 @!!/pingattack.
 
10:50 AM
!!/pingattack ‮ 2
 
Take one down and pass it around, 0 @!!/pingattack on the wall.
No more @!!/pingattack on the wall.
@BoomsPlus Ping Attack Ended
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Duh
 
!!/pingattack penis,dangling 3
 
R.I.P
@Mooseman kill ‮
 
> ‮ died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.
2
 
>>cat {{read 4058259}} ‮
 
10:54 AM
@ShadowWizard ‮ > ‮ died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.
 
@Mooseman Pfft, amateur!
 
> ‮ died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH. ‮
 
hmm... can't reverse it?
>>reverse 4058259
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: read?
 
10:55 AM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Not enough arguments
 
>>flip coin
 
@ShadowWizard (ง'.')ง︵uᴉoɔ
 
>>lastword
 
10 mins ago, by inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Duh
 
10:56 AM
!!/randbool
Huh
404 error for bot
 
Bot Not Found?
 
Bot started.
!!/randbool
Page not found dunno why
!!/alive
 
Found Not Bot.
 
Bot Found Not
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica False
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Duh
BTW this is what I have:
function ChatError(message) {
    this.name = "ChatError";
    this.message = message || "";
}

ChatError.prototype = Error.prototype;


function init() {
    if (typeof jQuery === 'undefined') {
        var script = document.createElement("script");
        script.src = "https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.3/jquery.min.js";
        document.head.appendChild(script);
    }

    return {
        messageHandlers: [],
        messageContentBox: null,
        reload: function () {
            this.messageContentBox = $('div.input');
 
10:58 AM
Fot Nound Bot
 
Fat Round Bot
 
@ShadowWizard Bows to the superiority of @Uni
 
Rot Bot Found
 
oh no, I'm out of YOLO!
 
11:01 AM
@ProgramFOX So what about the second one?
 
>>read 4058093
 
@ShadowWizard There you go @BoomsPlus ^
 
hmm... so the read is cross-room
 
>>read 1
 
@BoomsPlus 1: message not found.
 
11:08 AM
>>read 9000
 
@BoomsPlus 9000: message not found.
 
>>read 4000000
 
@BoomsPlus 4000000: message not found.
 
>read 4500000
>>read 4010000
 
@BoomsPlus 4010000: message not found.
 
11:16 AM
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M The second one is probably scared off enough so he won't try anymore :P But same thing counts there.
 
@BoomsPlus you need to give it a chat message ID, not just a random number
(it accepts also a full URL)
 
@ShadowWizard you need to give it a chat message ID, not just a random number
 
11:31 AM
@ProgramFOX heya!
 
>fastenough
:P
cc @sha cc @uni
 
totally random gif time?
 
@PraxisAshelin
 
@mav know who this is? ^
 
11:36 AM
@ShadowWizard @sha he looks like you :xD
>1%
 
lol, not me
it's Brent
112
A: "Stackoverflow has been compromised" post

balphaComplete nonsense. That's the torrent of our regular public data dump. Note the torrent URL, the "hacker" is database guru extraordinaire Brent Ozar, and it's linked on http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2015/10/how-to-download-the-stack-overflow-database-via-bittorrent/. If you refresh http://sta...

 
12:20 PM
Bot started.
!!/alive
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Of course
Hi
 
Didn't you say the bot should be up 24/7? lol
!!/dead
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found.
I said I would do my best to do that
 
:)
>>showlatest10
 
@ShadowWizard Latest 10 words: haha, lol, twine, snake, hissing, loud, noise, made, incredibly, dangerous
 
@FOX9000 twin
 
12:22 PM
@ShadowWizard bomber
 
@FOX9000 explode
 
@ShadowWizard antimatter
 
@FOX9000 warp
 
@ShadowWizard ship
 
12:23 PM
@ShadowWizard successful
 
@FOX9000 expedition
 
@ShadowWizard brest
 
@FOX9000 breast
 
@ShadowWizard belly
 
@FOX9000 piercing
 
12:25 PM
@ShadowWizard anguish
 
@FOX9000 pain
 
@ShadowWizard ache
 
@FOX9000 head
 
@ShadowWizard pier
 
@FOX9000 Pierre
 
12:29 PM
@ShadowWizard republic
 
@ShadowWizard lime
 
@FOX9000 juice
 
@ShadowWizard pepper
 
@FOX9000 sergeant
 
12:32 PM
@ShadowWizard draper
 
@FOX9000 diaper
 
@ShadowWizard shirt
 
@FOX9000 coat
 
@ShadowWizard boot
 
@FOX9000 strap
 
12:32 PM
@ShadowWizard leg
 
@FOX9000 kick
 
@ShadowWizard squeal
 
@FOX9000 Squall
 
@ShadowWizard schooner
 
Bot started.
!!/alive
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Of course
 
12:34 PM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Of course
 
Sorry about 2 second hiccup
Moved from 1 computer to another
 
throwing hiccup on @ber
 
Haha, start ping attack if you want
 
!!/pingattack ‮ 1
 
Ping attack started
...
1 @‮ on the wall, 1 @‮.
No args?
Take one down and pass it around, 0 @‮ on the wall.
 
12:36 PM
lol
 
No more @‮ on the wall.
Oh
@ShadowWizard Ping Attack Ended
 
Unicode for @Uni
 
Blame python's unicode
 
So how does @Pro handle it?
 
>>cat !!/pingattack ‮ 1
 
12:37 PM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica !!/pingattack ‮ 1
 
Dunno
I don't print or anything
!!/echo !!/pingattack ‮ 1
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica !!/pingattack ‮ 1
 
Looks like you somehow encode it
 
!!/echo ♥
 
@ShadowWizard ♥
 
12:38 PM
see?
>>cat ♥
 
@ShadowWizard ♥
 
I don't touch the encoding
 
good @FOX!
 
don't be sad, you're only starting to work on the bot :)
 
12:39 PM
Goes back to work on whatsapp API using dummy page
Stupid google docs isn't letting me download :(
 
12:53 PM
@ShadowWizard I just nowhere convert through encodings, unless I need to pass something to the print command, which doesn't like Unicode.
 
I don't print anything
 
Well, but if something is wrong with your encodings, you probably convert through them, right?
 
Heh
Works fine in simulator
 
Huh. Well, I got a lot of problems regarding print with Unicode; but it's not like print is a high-priority function for my bot.
 
Wat
It works there
Using exactly what @Sha sent
 
12:56 PM
Uhm... I have no idea what goes wrong with your encodings, then.
What's the source of your send function?
 
Opens pycharm
Just what you see on GH
But for the fake chatexchange:
 
Fake ChatExchange?
 
ChatExchange simulator
Doesn't need to login or anything
All actions are printed with colors, because why not
That picture above is the bot running in the simulator
 
Can you link to the GH lines where the sendings happen?
 
Oh the real Chatbot?
 
12:59 PM
Yes, your chatbot. So I can find out why the encodings go wrong.
 
silently admiring @Pro patience
 
send command on command line? Or !!/echo?
 
I just need the lines where you send the message to chat.
What happens to the command line, isn't important because everything goes well there.
 
And where can I find the source of the !!/echo command, @Uni?
 
ah yup
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica I'm afk for a bit now, I'll debug it when I return.
 
Just return the args
@ProgramFOX Ok bye
Feel free to use sanding room
AKA dunno room
 
@ShadowWizard that tickles
 
!!/tickle @Dro
!!/alive
 
Lol new command again
 
@Uni no bot...
 
at
Still loggin in?
Bot started.
!!/alive
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Wat du u think?
!!/tickle @ShadowWizard
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Tickles @ShadowWizard
!!/facepalm
 
1:35 PM
!!/tickle @Dro
 
@ShadowWizard Tickles @Dro
 
1:56 PM
@ShadowWizard eats it mercilessly
@Catija Sup.
 
!!/kill @berserk
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @berserk sleeps with the fishes
 
Is the fish female?
 

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