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12:00 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DATA ANALYTICS LAB JMP by hanaa on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Does item Serum Work? by johnbondntt on meta.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector ...was that spam or a homework dump...?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

SD tpu-

rene

@S.L.Barth spam but they have a bug in their url insertion logic....

They'll ask a question about that on SO soon...

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Watch France Vs Ireland Rugby world Cup 2015 Live Streaming by Sports Stream on sports.stackexchange.com

rene

+1 for the correct site...

user259867

12:10 PM

+1 for rugby

rene

My dad always yells hands, hands! when he stumbles across a rugby match on tv...

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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: I keep getting error 911 when downloading large apps by HesterPrynne on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How deep in the soil can a seed be placed and still develop into a plant/tree? by Postasaguest on biology.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

sd 2tpu

SmokeDetector

1. [:3972024] Blacklisted user.
2. [:3972023] Blacklisted user.

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to create 2 Favicon in One website by Ellisabeta on stackoverflow.com

user259867

12:26 PM

Yep, spam. The question is about two favicons, the answer has no awareness of that.

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://puregarciniaelitefacts.com/cognilift/ by RichardMangle on drupal.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

@SmokeDetector tpu- spam

[ [SmokeDetector](github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector) ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url in title: [puregarciniaelitefacts.com/cognilift/](//… by [RichardMangle](//drupal.stackexchange.com/users/52137/richardmangle) on `drupal.stackexchange.com`
:3972080 tpu- spam
9
TRUE POSITIVE!!! FLAGGING!!!!!

Yay!

Again

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://www.nationalhealthadvisor.com/probrain by bohemiamori on askubuntu.com

United States Of America

@SmokeDetector tpu- spam

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

12:39 PM

@SmokeDetector I read that /poobrain.

Shadow Wizard

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M is this Den effect?

United States Of America

Lol

Blech

sd gone

user259867

> On the off chance that you keep applying the gel twice every day for 90m days, you will feel the fixing sensation.

user259867

That's... about 246000 years. "off chance", indeed.

Shadow Wizard

lol, not so smart spammer

SPArchaeologist

12:52 PM

This reminds me...

@ProgramFOX - out of curiosity - was the spell feature removed? I did a search yesterday to see if anyone actually had got that missing spell, but it seem no spell have been awarded at all.

S.L. Barth

I'm looking at the profile of this user: stackexchange.com/users/6945550/nino-r-wallace?tab=accounts

They've posted a weird answer on 2 different sites. It looks like Bayesian poisoning, but the posts are 4 days apart.

United States Of America

Those seem to all be NAA

S.L. Barth

Correction - 2 days apart.

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica I flagged the one on Security.SE as NAA.

user259867

And this revision...? pm.stackexchange.com/posts/15236/revisions

United States Of America

I don't think he understands SE

> file:///home/testusr/stackpy/doc/html/classstackpy_1_1url_1_1_a_p_i_error.html

Lol

user259867

12:58 PM

I think the person is 100% incoherent in writing, but there is no malice.'

United States Of America

Eeek

Need stackapps post for writing

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Отправка почты средствами PHP через WAMP server by Andre Mareg on ru.stackoverflow.com

United States Of America

Whoot

Never made a server side SE API app!

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[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: RStudio Can't Find pdflatex On Windows 7 by sssssssssss on tex.stackexchange.com

user259867

sd naa fp-

United States Of America

1:12 PM

fp?

shouldn't it be tp?

user259867

naa refers to most recent one, fp- to the one before it. Reverse chronological.

user259867

And I know naa is not a command, but it serves an informational purpose.

durron597

@NormalHuman We don't get email in body on stack overflow?

user259867

Way too many false positives on sites that have to do with web development. Email-in-body is actually the worst performing filter even after they are excluded.

durron597

@NormalHuman I see so many garbage answers that have email in body, but I suppose I don't notice the false positives because they are in code blocks.

user259867

1:22 PM

(a) setting up or processing email; (b) email-like syntax of commands or URL parameters; (c) harmless inclusion of email in questions, that only needs to be edited out.

rene

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica what is the maxium length of a chat message? 600 chars?

United States Of America

Dunno

rene

wut?

United States Of America

Don't remeber

user259867

It's true that email in an answer is a stronger signal.

United States Of America

1:25 PM

Eeek

How am I going to do a server side SE app?

user259867

This is the metasmoke data on email-in-body, metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/reason/27

United States Of America

Smokey only does read, not write

tchrist

@rene The maximum chat message length is 250 bananas or 500 UTF-16 code units.

They don’t count characters.

rene

@tchrist OK, so I have 500 things here ... right?

If I'm lucky 500 might work, to be 100% safe and never fail assume 250?

tchrist

@rene Essentially.

rene

1:32 PM

OK

tchrist

Note that in the transcript you actually have \N{ZERO WIDTH NON-JOINER}\N{ZERO WIDTH SPACE} there.

rene

Oh, I didn't submit that on purpose...

tchrist

12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890‌\N{ZERO WIDTH NON-JOINER}\N{ZERO WIDTH SPACE}12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234‌5678901\N{ZERO WIDTH NON-JOINER}\N{ZERO WIDTH SPACE}2345678901234567890123456789 etc

@rene It depends on what you are doing, how you are counting things.

United States Of America

:(

tchrist

Code points above U+FFFF occupy two code-units in UTF-16; those below, one.

United States Of America

1:36 PM

For now, I can't do Flaggerbot

tchrist

What would you want to flag her butt again now?

user259867

I count that as good news.

United States Of America

??

AND NO

IT FLAGS WHEN I TELL IT TO

tchrist

down boy

rene

@tchrist I want to post a message but I don't know upfront what will be in it. So I'm going to append to a string. I'm planning on using a javascript String.length to determine if I'm within limits. I don't think Im going to have code points above U+FFFF

tchrist

1:39 PM

@rene I think Javascript String.length may be code units anyways. Not sure.

But if so, it's what you need already.

rene

@tchrist being javascript I wouldn't be surprised if the implementation differs between engines...

tchrist

I would.

rene

OK, let's hope for the best ;)

Shadow Wizard

@tchrist huh? what butt?

1:56 PM

@Bart so @Uni want to flag this?

United States Of America

No

Bart

high fives @Uni

United States Of America

Yay!

Shadow Wizard

scratches head

throwing chickenbutt on @Uni and running away

United States Of America

2:00 PM

Dodges

Bart

Sep 7 at 10:19, by rene

@berserk go back to the den, will you ...

:p

Ah, haha, it includes the name ...

United States Of America

-5

Q: Can there be an auto-bounty?

When a question is asked, it will receive an answer. But, if the question is asked, and there is no answer for a long time (perhaps a few months). It may be lost in the thousands of questions in the website. There is a way to attract attention to that unanswered question, which is bounties. Boun...

Wat

Shadow Wizard

@Bart yup, only the starboard removes the name

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica what about it? Valid request. Dupe, personally I don't agree with it, but valid and quite clear.

United States Of America

Poor @Nuk

Shadow Wizard

don't you mean poor @Nud? :D

United States Of America

2:05 PM

Blech

status-adults

Shadow Wizard

lol, he didn't change after all. (or might be taking his time :))

United States Of America

superuser.com/review/suggested-edits/430952

@Nuk ^^

@nuk @nuk @Nuk

Andy

I M FAILIN CLASS SOMEONE GIVE ASNDWER TO ME — user5346788 25 secs ago

2

OMG!

Shadow Wizard

yikes

United States Of America

Wow

You know why you fail?

You don't spell

tchrist

2:12 PM

DID OP KILL??? WTDF PLS GIV!! i m failn nd i tink my parents beat me wit jumpr cabls now :(((( — user5346788 23 secs ago

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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: 50mm vs 85mm for portraits on a crop sensor? by Josh on photo.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector why?

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard Body - Position 46-53: fucking

United States Of America

Yes, but this isn't answering the question. SO isn't a random forum where you post irrelevant comments. If you want more attention, go earn 75 rep and set a bounty on the question — United States Of America 47 secs ago

Just explained

> decapitalization, removed pleading

Is someone copying me?

(@Nuk)

tchrist

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica gorn

Andy

2:16 PM

@tchrist Jumper cables, huh? That sounds like it'd hurt a bit.

United States Of America

Could have been bbq'ed

Ya know, with the charcoal and all

import java.util.*; public class GameMain {
public static void main(String []args) {

Very good indentation

Off topic?

0

Q: How to create a view following an object

I currently have a JPanel inside a JFrame and I want a way for the "view" to stay attacked to a moving object, I currently have planets orbiting a sun and I would like the window to focus on a planet and follow it whilst it is moving. Any suggestions?

java view swing

Andy

Two of this user's three answers are pushing a free trial product

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WHY IS JAVA SKIPPING MY SECOND CONDITION IN THE WHILE LOOP? by Pedro Marinho on stackoverflow.com

United States Of America

I don't think he wants to spam, just doesn't understand SE

Shadow Wizard

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica doesn't matter, spam is spam even if spammer didn't "mean" to spam.

United States Of America

2:21 PM

Mmm

Shadow Wizard

one down

United States Of America

Booom

Some day I need to borrow a Jetbrains licence

Andy

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica For?

United States Of America

Not needing to use the community version

S.L. Barth

@Andy Both gone, and one of the questions deleted as well. Good work.

Andy

2:25 PM

\o/

Shadow Wizard

@S.L.Barth yup, I voted to delete one of the questions :)

United States Of America

@Sha puts his power to use

Shadow Wizard

to good use :)

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: C++ PROGRAM ON COUNTING OCCURENCES OF STRING IN DATA FILE by Abhimanyu on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How to fix "Error: (-12646:0) Illegal MIME type: text/plain" by Dominic Simmons on stackoverflow.com

United States Of America

> 👿

??

What do you see?

S.L. Barth

2:39 PM

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica A devil face.

United States Of America

Oh

I see a box

Shadow Wizard

@S.L.Barth looks more like a cat

oops. Zoom proves me wrong.

Andy

United States Of America

Thanks

A box

Shadow Wizard

grr @Andy is faster

apps.timwhitlock.info/unicode/inspect?s=%F0%9F%91%BF

👾

what do you see. @Uni? ^

SmokeDetector

2:48 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Phpize under Windows by Zbigniew Szczęsny on stackoverflow.com

United States Of America

Andy

@ShadowWizard Zoomed out, that looks like a rabbit. Zoomed in, its a monster

Shadow Wizard

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica time to use Chrome

United States Of America

Chrome is lagging me up

Shadow Wizard

@Andy lol, isn't it genius? ;)

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica so buy some more RAM

4GB should be enough for Chrome :)

United States Of America

2:50 PM

How?

Shadow Wizard

(for me it's usually using ~1GB)

Andy

Shadow Wizard

@Unix amazon.co.uk/dp/B005LDLV6S

United States Of America

Wwo

Shadow Wizard

@Andy yup, that's right ;)

ProgramFOX

2:55 PM

@SPArchaeologist In my bot in the den? No, that's still there.

Shadow Wizard

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica World Wide Onion?

United States Of America

Wow

SPArchaeologist

@ProgramFOX chat.meta.stackexchange.com/…

ProgramFOX

gotta be coincidence

SPArchaeologist

Oh, well, I was just curios if that last present was ever discovered.

ProgramFOX

2:58 PM

nope

Shadow Wizard

nope

United States Of America

What are spells?

ProgramFOX

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Something that's just meant to collect, but has no purpose at all.

United States Of America

How to get?

ProgramFOX

That's secret.

United States Of America

3:06 PM

:(

Shadow Wizard

hmm... @Pro can game banned users win spells?

ProgramFOX

Uhhhhh...

lemme check

Shadow Wizard

letting @Pro check

still waiting...

ProgramFOX

I can't find the right code lol

Shadow Wizard

lol

but how it should be, @Pro?

ProgramFOX

3:12 PM

It should be no.

Shadow Wizard

Why? All spells are related to WAG?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to find acrued billing charges for Windows Azure by jerry overcash on stackoverflow.com

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard Most. But if you don't want to take part of the game, you don't want to be bothered with those spells, right?

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX yeah, good point

user259867

@SmokeDetector Please don't report harmless NAAs. You see it, you flag it. That's enough.

ProgramFOX

3:13 PM

Guess what? I think I accidentally removed the code to check for spells, so @SPArchaeologist's point is right. >_>

Shadow Wizard

nooooOOOOOOOoooooooo0000OOOO

ProgramFOX

I'll fix that.

Shadow Wizard

Next time take @SPA word as granted :D

ProgramFOX

But... but... I didn't mean it... I... I... :'(

:P

durron597

@NormalHuman I flagged that as rude/abusive.

SPArchaeologist

3:16 PM

@ShadowWizard The day will last forever!

^ flash forward about 6-8 month in the future to understand this one...

user259867

Doesn't look like rude/abusive to me. It's a critical remark about a company.

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist will try and remember to check in 6-8 months then ;)

durron597

@NormalHuman It's not the thought behind the comment, it's the phrasing of the comment. "What kind of a company?" etc.

user259867

What kind of a company puts logo redesign a higher priority than "Ask Question" page redesign?

user259867

prepares to be flagged

durron597

3:19 PM

You could say instead "Microsoft really should provide a way..."

The way it's phrased is not constructive.

Of course, if it were phrased constructively it would still be NAA, but as it was I reported it as rude.

United States Of America

> Total Download Size: 946 MB

Screams

durron597

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica ~~porn~~ pixar movies come in pretty high resolution these days

Shadow Wizard

rofl

you can never know what you download, these days

United States Of America

@durron597 Not... Not that

I'm still spammed by @bjb

durron597

@ShadowWizard Text only but may be NSFW for some

Shadow Wizard

3:28 PM

@durron597 lol, looks like an old one but still funny :D

durron597

@ShadowWizard yeah super old but you made me think of it

Shadow Wizard

lol

wonder if it also happens with software

SPArchaeologist

@ProgramFOX anyway, my old suggestion is still valid. Remove the even-too-common false trigger from the pony spell line.

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist false trigger? Don't remember anything like that. Pony spell is the easiest to get though

ProgramFOX

Why don't we just... continue this conversation in the Den, instead of here?

Shadow Wizard

3:31 PM

@SPA can't enter

(I think)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Express Routing Error when using Photon Webhooks on Parse.com by user3785763 on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector Nice example text.

United States Of America

Wow

Arf

@rene edited it, conflict and reject

rene

you're welcome

United States Of America

:(

Applies affect "Drop Shadow"

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

3:37 PM

TIL: The new SO logo is too orange.

3

United States Of America

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@ShadowWizard Yes, even though I thought that only applied to hyperconjugated species like @Ber

!!/lick

SmokeDetector

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M licks ice cream cone

bjb568

licks fir softly

United States Of America

Can you see the shadow drop?

Fir tree?

Heh

Some of the Jetbrains stuff is in java

testusr@EyeballComputer:~/pycharm-community-4.5.4$ ./bin/pycharm.sh
WARN: Can't set writable attribute of '/home/testusr/PycharmProjects/FlaggerBot/get-pip.py' to false
WARN: Can't set writable attribute of '/home/testusr/PycharmProjects/FlaggerBot/get-pip.py' to false
WARN: Can't set writable attribute of '/home/testusr/PycharmProjects/FlaggerBot/get-pip.py' to false
WARN: Can't set writable attribute of '/home/testusr/PycharmProjects/FlaggerBot/get-pip.py' to false
[12999840]  ERROR - si.impl.PsiDocumentManagerImpl -

See?

SPArchaeologist

3:40 PM

@ShadowWizard I was talking of the whole chain Pony->Unicorn->Alicorn. The second level has some trigger that may be not only unintentional, but also unrelated in a certain way.

United States Of America

Yay!

Android done

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard not that I can't. I simply don't mind at now. Sadly, I don't really like some of the jokes there, but I respect that you folk may like it that way.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SPArchaeologist I don't like some of the jokes in Den.

Either.

user259867

I don't mind any jokes in Den.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Depends on how we define 'mind'.

Profanity is not what I'm going to talk about in any SE chatroom.

Bart

3:48 PM

There is profanity in the Den? Tsk tsk tsk.

United States Of America

!!/lick

bjb568

licks fir thuroly

SmokeDetector

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica licks ice cream cone

United States Of America

> ValueError: invalid literal for int() with base 10: 'meta.stackexchange.com'

@Pro ??

!!/lick

SmokeDetector

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica licks ice cream cone

bjb568

3:50 PM

licks fir thuroly

ProgramFOX

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Restart. Happens randomly.

United States Of America

Why?

ProgramFOX

I don't know >_>

United States Of America

!!/lick

bjb568

licks fir thuroly

SmokeDetector

3:50 PM

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica licks ice cream cone

United States Of America

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Licks floor madly

Yay!

Bots are licking everything

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Facepalm

bjb568

:D

United States Of America

My vocab is limited

Give me more words

bjb568

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica yah, I fixed it

United States Of America

3:51 PM

words = ["happily", "sadly", "madly", "crazily", "like a mad dog"]

bjb568

words = words.concat(dict)

user259867

Truly Madly Deeply

United States Of America

!!/random

SPArchaeologist

Returning to Sugarcube.

Later

United States Of America

!!/facepalm

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Facepalm

There!

!!/random

Andy

3:56 PM

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica FlaggerBot? What's it flagging?

United States Of America

Nothing, because of how API works

So now its a bot

(Running on me first)

Andy

What do you mean how the API works? You can flag via the API

United States Of America

Yes, but its a server side app

No client at all

Andy

So?

United States Of America

Smokey only reads, so it doesn't need a code

Flagging is writing, and needs a code

Andy

3:58 PM

this is server side too. It's been running for over a year

United States Of America

But.. Actually I can manually enter a code everytime I use it

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard To help Fox. Just know that the spell idea was specifically aimed at you, much like "Ninja" was a present for Droid. The difference is that your spell is much more specifically aimed at something you like.

Good luck.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

BTW,

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