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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: If you set short-term goals, then rewar by enquirscotte on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@Pro maybe add "muscle growth" to the regex?
 
It should be there already.
 
@ShadowWizard and to muscles also
 
11:04 AM
> Url in title
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Title - Position 1-30: http://meta.stackexchange.com
 
!!/test muscle growth
 
> Bad keyword in title
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Title - Position 1-7: muscle
 
hmm... so why wasn't it reported?
can't blame activity now...
 
It doesn't catch muscles in the body.
 
11:05 AM
IIRC we changed that because of too many FPs.
 
valid "muscle growth" questions??
 
On fitness SE probably.
 
Fitness is excluded already from muscle regexes.
Let me do a Google search for "muscle growth" questions...
 
Did now, yeah there are more than a few valid posts with it
 
Fitness, Biology, CogSci, Skeptics, Marital Arts...
 
11:07 AM
oh well, guess we can't catch them all
 
Stats.SE too...
even RPG...
Bicycles too...
You see, lots of sites that have valid "muscle growth" questions. Even more with valid "muscle" questions.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PROBABILITY- (A1,A2…F30) by VISWANATHAN on math.stackexchange.com
 
Are all 3k'ers on MSE asleep?! this got only one vote in whole hour... :/
!!/blame
 
@ShadowWizard It's David Arenburg's fault.
 
@ShadowWizard I blame my lunch.
 
11:11 AM
CV'd.
 
@SmokeDetector homework question
 
user259867
11:32 AM
> Back to work! -- Stéphane Martin at 12:23 AM - 25 Aug 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
Yay, designers are coming back from vacations.
 
user259867
Information Security is kind of tired of having a featured announcement of design update since July 31. (Their mod should have un-featured it by now.)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://sourceforge.net/projects/pdftoword by Waltelcollins on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Best MSBI Online Training by rakhi89 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Regarded as number one brain enhancer by faithpalmer32 on bicycles.stackexchange.com
 
11:41 AM
...and then I created an account on bicycles.se
 
user259867
Which was launched on 2010-08-25. This is their 5th birthday, and all they got is a brain enhancer.
 
user259867
sd 2tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Taking the recommended dosage of this product by faithpalmer32 on writers.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: To enhance the performance of the brain by faithpalmer32 on worldbuilding.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Where To Find The Top Skin Care Products by jeanhayes on superuser.com
 
user259867
 
11:46 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Based on the natural formula by faithpalmer32 on ja.stackoverflow.com
 
@PeterJ I think I flagged it as a spam, not sure though...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Do you really think I would have pen don its review? by faithpalmer32 on wordpress.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: A brain boosting supplement for all! by faithpalmer32 on video.stackexchange.com
 
@DroidDev lol actually I double-checked with Google translate and the spam flag is still the first option
 
@PeterJ well...then I really learned some japanese ;)
 
user259867
The logic of forms is the same, they just substitute the strings. And the keyboard shortcut m-f-1-Enter works the same everywhere (if enabled).
 
11:50 AM
now learning russian
oh and "Flag" in russian is translated to "Alarm" in english by google translator
last five minutes of my life ^
joining new communities that I'm never gonna use or visit
 
user259867
Yes, that's what their translators called it. "тревога" literally means "an alarm".
 
user259867
One would hope that an alarm sounded at a moderator's computer.
 
hmm....so russians use "тревога" in morning to wake up...
and everyone else
 
user259867
No; it's a different kind: like a fire alarm. You wouldn't say that about a clock waking you up.
 
user259867
That's a будильник.
 
user259867
11:54 AM
Oh, and Russian.SE has mods now: russian.stackexchange.com/users?tab=moderators
 
I think that "тревога" is more like "an alert" rather than "an alarm" taking into account possible context
 
user259867
Yes, that's more accurate.
 
so there is no direct translation of flag in russian?
 
nor in Spanish
 
which just means, well...flag
 
11:57 AM
in Spanish I presume it would be "reportar", which English equivalent is "to report"
 
user259867
Oh, and my hope for an alert for moderators was misguided: they still have none. rus.stackexchange.com/users?tab=moderators
 
russian looks too much like some alien or ancient language, that we see in movies or on discovery channel
 
user259867
I still have 155 pending flags there... since May.
 
meta.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/40755 (that is obvious bug report, but not a support question)
 
@NormalHuman so who's going to handle our spam flags?
!!/blame
 
11:59 AM
@DroidDev It's vaultah's fault.
 
user259867
@DroidDev Nobody. They will expire in a few days, that's all.
 
@ShadowWizard done
 
user259867
Unless we have 6 of them, of course.
 
@NormalHuman I'd really love to know why there's no moderator, if they got a full-fledge site...
@NormalHuman since last few days, there's not much of traffic in tavern.
 
@DroidDev many times moderators are away for days/weeks
when there are many it doesn't matter, but on smaller sites...
@Braiam thanks! Though @Norm was the one with binding reject vote ;)
 
12:03 PM
@ShadowWizard but there are actually zero moderators on rus.stackexchange.com/users?tab=moderators
 
@ShadowWizard actually, I was the one O_o
 
@DroidDev no Bart no Traffic, I guess. Too boring :D
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@DroidDev oh, you mean this - well, think it's kind of in a state of private beta yet
open private beta
 
O_-
 
they are still trying to figure out what "beta" means
 
ROFL
 
12:05 PM
@Braiam weird! three reject votes on that suggestion, all valid and recorded. While only 2 are required
Might be a bug...
 
user259867
Race condition, Braiam and I share the prize.
 
Anyway the editor is long time user, mod on other site... wonder what made him suggest such an obviously wrong edit?
 
@ShadowWizard he might be high on weed
 
I'd have selected the "superflous tag" reject reason
 
@Braiam huh? there's such a reason?
 
12:08 PM
sometimes, coffee just don't cut it
 
user259867
"superfluous" is too fancy to use in UI on an international site.
 
supernatural?
 
superduper?
 
user259867
Superfluid.
 
user259867
12:10 PM
Just in case someone missed some of facepalmer32's posts: 6 are still alive
 
@Braiam oh well, next time. But still, both reasons are correct. :)
@NormalHuman killed 3
 
@NormalHuman even the russians and japanese confirmed that I've raised spam flags on those posts ;) :P
 
SE caching too strong, two are dead
 
just use muscle memory @sha
 
12:12 PM
@ShadowWizard OMG, you raised the wrong flag...
@Braiam -_-
 
@DroidDev any flag is good with spam ;)
 
user202362
I am still question banned on meta, I need my ban lifted
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Newbie Hints And Tips To Bodybuilding by braingene36 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
12:34 PM
I have an idea. Let’s have all questions by new users closed by default, and let it take five votes to open them. Just think of all the work it would save!
 
@tchrist what if I show you someone with 2-3k rep and questions still like noobs?
 
Shoot them all. God will know his own.
 
LOL
Just earned a badge while suspended
For this:
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A: Does the autonomous-activator work on the grindstone?

Uniforms For SaleYes and no. In 1.6 and previous versions, this was possible. However, from Minecraft 1.7 onwards, this will not work and the crank will drop instead.(Source: here) This is because the Autonomous Activator is a Fake Player and the code checks if it is a fake player. However, there are other option...

 
@Uniforms UniDoggy must have upvoted it
 
@PeterJ Unidoggy is long trashed
Wrecked by Fredley
 
12:54 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Как склонять названия сёл? by fontesselopez on rus.stackexchange.com
 
Uhhh
SPAM
 
@SmokeDetector tpu- spam
 
user259867
1:13 PM
We actually got something killed on Русский язык! Nice.
 
@Braiam done, IMO "primarily opinion-based" close reason should be removed from meta sites
meta is all about opinions
 
last reopen vote given
 
happy dance
@ProgramFOX lol, I see there was already a full round of close/reopen before
hopefully there won't be third round
 
!!/blame
 
1:22 PM
!!/blame
 
@UniformsForSale It's Uniforms For Sale's fault.
 
HAHAHA
 
user259867
This is a gibberish post; since there are no mods, I propose to flag as abusive: rus.stackexchange.com/a/417496
 
1:28 PM
> Notice, there are issues that don't have anything to do with the fact that the user is using Kali Linux (ie. shell usage, gnome, apt, etc.). The rule of thumb is: if you can't blame kali, nor the user, it may be a good question. – Braiam 8 hours ago
@Braiam a.k.a unicorn! – jasonwryan 8 hours ago
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How do I pick a VPN provider? by Aya Elsawy on security.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu- spam
 
By chance, anyone recognize the music this remix was based on? I know I know it but right now I can't remember the source.
 
Hallo from CompSci study hall
They're talking about floats!
 
Hallo from Tavern!
 
1:39 PM
Halo
 
Hello from Mars.
 
> "=" is not an equality operator!
 
user259867
@bjb568 Are any subnormal numbers involved?
 
@bjb568 go to Shadow's Den. We need you.
 
How can numbers be subnormal?
 
user259867
1:41 PM
In computer science, denormal numbers or denormalized numbers (now often called subnormal numbers) fill the underflow gap around zero in floating-point arithmetic. Any non-zero number with magnitude smaller than the smallest normal number is 'subnormal'. In a normal floating-point value, there are no leading zeros in the significand; instead leading zeros are moved to the exponent. So 0.0123 would be written as 1.23 × 10−2. Denormal numbers are numbers where this representation would result in an exponent that is below the minimum exponent (the exponent usually having a limited range). Such numbers...
 
Huh.
Nope.
 
user259867
Those can be annoying: x is not zero, but 1/x is infinity.
 
user259867
On the other hand, they are necessary so that subtraction never underflows: if x !=y then x-y is not zero.
 
user259867
> We named out kids Leila and Ian so we could teach the importance of font casing early on. -- Nick Craver at 5:19 AM - 25 Aug 2015 via Twitter
 
O_O
 
user259867
1:47 PM
ieila and lan
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Who was the first programmer? by akaave dooshima peter on programmers.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector VLQ?
 
@NormalHuman "out kids"? Oops.
2
 
user259867
Tweets are not edible
2
 
1:49 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't like to eat a Tweet.
 
Sweet Tweets
 
Well, you can eat a Tweety Bird
^ @bjb568
:p
 
:3
 
user259867
Reminds me of one of the funnier sections of HTML5 spec, 4.10.5.3.1 The maxlength and minlength attributes.
 
hmm... is there a chance Robert is trying to gain more repz? ;-)
 
user259867
1:52 PM
There you go, a corrected tweet from Nick:
 
user259867
> We named our kids Leila and Ian so we could teach the importance of font casing early on. -- Nick Craver at 6:49 AM - 25 Aug 2015 via Twitter
 
@ShadowWizard busteds.
 
@SmokeDetector rolled back
 
@SmokeDetector why
 
1:55 PM
Whoops
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector del edited
 
I already flagged
Hides in corner
 
@UniformsForSale a rollback should undo "offensive" flags
 
Oh.....
Then disputed right?
 
Hmm... idk how it looks like in your flag history.
but probably disputed, yes
 
1:56 PM
Checks
Ummmm
Whoops
Not disputed
Sitting there, waiting to be handled
 
Did you flag before, or after the rollback?
 
Might be after
Well
That will be my second declined flag
 
One declined flag isn't the end of the world.
 
user259867
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A: Does rolling back edits on a flagged post change the flag state to disputed?

Shadow WizardYes, rollback reset any spam/offensive flags that were cast between the time of the revision being rolled back to and the time of rollback, as described in the faq: Rolling back a post to a previous state will revert to the number of flags from that particular revision. This allows the OP (or...

 
1:58 PM
I also tried sharing my code with you, but suddenly it's too much for you, and I can't simply give you the source of my code, because you are lazy idiots who can't understand anything on my level, because you're already so advanced that a simple explanation is so hard for you nerds to understand. — Emir Peskovic 12 mins ago
Not that a –100 will do any good there.
 
Ummm
The comment is gone
 
Quelle surprise.
 
@UniformsForSale My flag killed it.
 
Or mine, who knows.
 
Nooooooo
 
1:59 PM
@tchrist Well, I cast (I did the spelling right this time!) my flag and then the comment disappeared, so...
 
Yes you did, bless your heart.
 
WAIT
Helpful!
 
waits
 
Happy dance!
 
user259867
2:02 PM
rude++
 
rude cube
 
gone
 
Yay!
The question with the F*** U thing and @Pro rolledback is gone
 
gone
sic transit vomitus retis
 
user259867
Meta sites define "participation" as "combined number of posts, votes, comments and edits".
 
user259867
2:13 PM
The same applies to main sites, where ?tab=participation exists but is not linked.
 
user259867
Is there a SEDE query for computing this "participation" all-time?
 
user259867
Search brought up a few, but they mean different things by participation...
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fpu-
 
user259867
 
user259867
Stack Overflow version: marc_s is in the second place.
 
user259867
And @tchrist leads EL&U.
 
And Skeet is first
 
@NormalHuman huh! I'm second in MSE
hard to beat Community though... :/
 
user259867
2:40 PM
Community cheated by editing everything after MSE/MSO split.
4
 
@NormalHuman yikes! flagging Community for moderator attention... expect it to be suspended soon.... :D
2
 
BREAKING NEWS: A MODERATOR GETS SUSPENDED!
 
@Uniforms a moderator on EE.SE suspended himself
 
lOL
Link?
@PeterJ or screenshot?
 
2:44 PM
@OlinLathrop He suspended himself. — W5VO ♦ Feb 19 at 0:58
 
3:11 PM
!!/blame
 
@S.L.Barth It's NukesPlus's fault.
 
> You have -0.25 points. Based solely upon these points, your class participation rank is 26 in a class of 25 with -1 students sharing this rank.
I broke something
 
user259867
What did you do to get -0.25 points?
 
@NormalHuman I don't know :P
 
user259867
3:22 PM
#GradeOverflow
3
 
user259867
You were too awesome for their grading scale.
 
I see metasmoke is still oddly performant
We'll see how it scales :/
 
user259867
Why would its performance decline because of large cumulative totals?
 
I don't know :P
Well, nevermind. I'm seeing 463ms load times server-side
 
user259867
If what has been recorded is static... on the other hand, if it keeps checking for responses to yesterday's posts...
 
3:24 PM
@NormalHuman Oh, it's all stored in a MySQL database
So static-ish
Smokey sends the data to it over the "network" (/etc/host'd to 127.0.0.1) as it comes in
I'm gonna try running it a different way, just a sec
 
user259867
> Boy, do I have a full day planned here. pic.twitter.com/PZ7VXKAuyy -- Aardvark Lear at 8:12 AM - 25 Aug 2015 via Twitter
 
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3:42 PM
heh
 
@Undo int overflow?
 
@NormalHuman Does the mini-profiler thing show up on metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com for you?
@Braiam nah, it's because of me being a TA methinks
 
user259867
@Undo yes, 584 ms it says
 
I'm not seeing anything >:/
 
user259867
Is that page generated on every load?
 
3:45 PM
Yeah
The problem is the bar-graph generating
Which we don't have data for now
I think I can cache just that bar graph
 
user259867
@Braiam nothing in upper left corner?
 
user259867
Try reloading then.
 
524.8ms
But the bars are all empty
 
@Andy Because we aren't feeding tp/fp data to it yet, but it still looks for it
 
@Undo I suppose if the bars had had data I should be concerned then.
 
3:53 PM
@NormalHuman http://metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/mini-profiler-resources/results takes 1871ms waiting and 4707ms receiving
which may or may not have something to do with dropbox
 
With... dropbox?
 
syncing new device
 
Bars are cached now, looks like that brought it down a couple hundred ms
270 now
I think I'll be able to invalidate those cached bars when a new tp/fp comes in
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NTLM AUTHENTICATION WITH WINDOWS AD 2003 by Puzzled on stackoverflow.com
 
profiling post request is now taking 335ms dropbox notwithstanding
I'm supposed to see a graph somewhere?
 
4:03 PM
@SmokeDetector Can we get some server fault close votes on this?
@SmokeDetector fp- It is off topic though, should be on Server Fault.
 
TIL: Ctrl+Shift+Enter autocompletes .org on Firefox address bar
 
Shift+Enter for me, all other combos do .com
 
user259867
4:18 PM
Now metasmoke is "We're sorry, but something went wrong."
 
@NormalHuman yay for dev on prod
 
Twitter is blocked by skewl, some SSL failure.
 
Also: AS count_reasons_id_reasons_reason_name_count_posts_reasons_reason_id_as_post_coun
This is quite possibly the scariest SQL as-name I have ever seen
yay activerecord
 
@Undo why no t on the end?
 
@bjb568 copy-paste error
 
4:23 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Which livestock is the most efficient food source? by Pancho on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
user259867
I'm evicted from the office by construction yet again... never mind that classes begin in six days.
 
didn't class started already?
 
user259867
Every school is on its own schedule here.
 
user259867
Secondary schools probably started already, and some colleges too but not mine.
 
4:41 PM
@SmokeDetector fp- nike
 
Man, this site is the worst. Why do I participate on it again?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SELECT PART OF IMAGEVIEW by user1432282 on stackoverflow.com
 
@AlexisKing You are a M
 
@Braiam Hmm?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Are humans the only animals that kill for pleasure or no purpose? by Steven on skeptics.stackexchange.com
 
4:57 PM
@SmokeDetector ignore- article title
 
@AlexisKing what part?
 
@AlexisKing Drama anywhere?
 
@Braiam "M"?
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Not really, I was just annoyed because someone finally asked a good question in a popular tag, three people completely misread the question and FGITW answered with crappy responses (all of which were the same and all of which were wrong), and I spent a while answering with a comprehensive solution. I got one upvote and one *downvote*(?!), and that's it.
 
5:13 PM
@AlexisKing Explain in detail why the FGITW crap doesn't work and then you might get future upgoats.
 
@AlexisKing for some reason Wikipedia only covers the sexual innuendo in masochism
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I kinda did, and I edited the question to make it more clear. The trouble is really just a lack of eyeballs. The question is already buried.
 
when I believe there's more than that
@AlexisKing mmm? really, I see +1 on yours and the other 2 in -
 
@AlexisKing Eyeballs ain't a problem. If all the people that viewed it voted, you'd see 56 votes on that thread.
 
@SmokeDetector gone
 
5:23 PM
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Almost all of those views occurred within the first few minutes of the question being posted.
@Braiam Seems my whining in the Tavern had some effect. ;)
 
@NormalHuman Not utterly surprised.
 
5:40 PM
@NormalHuman Oh, so it works like an all-time thingy by participation?
 
@Shog9 What application do you use to take screenshots? I'm interested in the "ripped out" (Method 2) image from this answer.
 
gimp
I only do that when the border isn't obvious from the actual image
@Andy select, distort, cut, paste-as-new, drop-shadow
 
Thank you. It does make it much clearer when there is no border.
 
6:10 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Refinancing Loans from USA to India by wilson on money.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu- spam
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Advice re claiming money back by wilson on money.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu- spam
@SmokeDetector fp- not a phone number
 
I got an email in my spam folder from a very long-winded chinese person.
Translate yields this gem:
> ● China sales elite training madness founder;
 
6:47 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Someone may lead to lack by raymonehines on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu- spam
 
6:59 PM
@SmokeDetector I... do we need to blacklist 'wilson' in usernames? :/
 
7:16 PM
yay, I finished microeconomy hw :D
 
Hee . . . Everyone is doing homework these days.
 
except certain giant spider glances Normal Human
 
He (?) is doing SEDE homework.
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
user259867
7:39 PM
Preparing homework assignments takes time too... My classes this semester are not of the kind where I can just pick from a book.
 
user259867
7:51 PM
9 minutes until the end of Anime election
 
ELL's election has five candidates in day two. O.o
 

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