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1:00 PM
@FOX9000 exotic
 
@DroidDev gorgeous
 
because sounds same
@FOX9000 girl
 
@DroidDev titter
 
-_-
 
@ProgramFOX Checking a Russian answer
This one:
 
1:01 PM
@UniformsForSale it's spam
 
@PraxisAshelin I KNOW
 
@UniformsForSale it's spam
 
THE MORE YOU KNOW
 
15 secs ago, by Uniforms For Sale
@PraxisAshelin I KNOW
 
@UniformsForSale I figured, but spam translations should be deleted ASAP.
 
1:02 PM
@ProgramFOX Why?
 
no point oneboxing spam
 
@UniformsForSale but did you know, it is in fact, spam?
 
28 secs ago, by Uniforms For Sale
15 secs ago, by Uniforms For Sale
@PraxisAshelin I KNOW
 
it just cause it to appear in search results
 
just making sure
 
1:02 PM
@UniformsForSale Because it's spam? We're trying to kill spam, and leaving a duplicate in chat isn't a good idea.
 
@UniformsForSale please delete it.
 
@FOX9000 tits
 
@DroidDev squeeze
 
@Uni but HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW
 
1:03 PM
@FOX9000 softly
 
@DroidDev step
 
@FOX9000 over
 
@DroidDev triumph
 
1 min ago, by Uniforms For Sale
28 secs ago, by Uniforms For Sale
15 secs ago, by Uniforms For Sale
@PraxisAshelin I KNOW
 
>>islink tits squeeze
 
1:03 PM
@ShadowWizard No, that's not a link.
 
Lol
AND BLECH
Scratches head
 
@FOX9000 win
 
@DroidDev victorious
 
@FOX9000 me
 
1:04 PM
@DroidDev presume
 
@ShadowWizard haha, you see, I have my effects sprinkled around ;) :P
@FOX9000 assume
 
@DroidDev kingship
 
@UniformsForSale need anti louse shampoo?
 
Nope
Just wondering why I still have a Java file open
 
@DroidDev yup, that's a wonderful power!
 
1:05 PM
Goes back to work on stuff
 
@DroidDev resume
 
@ShadowWizard pause
 
Does maths
 
@FOX9000 play
 
@ShadowWizard pianoforte
 
1:06 PM
@UniformsForSale you must have mistook it for coffee
 
@PraxisAshelin No, I'm underage for cofee
 
Jul 20 at 8:30, by Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy
Milo Dinosaur or Milo Tabur is a Malaysian and SIngaporean drink, composed of a cup of Milo (a chocolate malt drink) over ice with powdered undissolved Milo added to it. == Etymology == According to a reporter for The New Paper, the "Dinosaur" in the beverage's name on its own means "[a] heap of Milo or Horlicks powder on the iced drink". == History and preparation == Also known as "milo-godzilla" and "ta-chiu", The drink is made by adding to a cup of iced Milo (a type of chocolate malt beverage) some undissolved Milo powder. The amount of powder added can be excessive or as little as a spoonful...
 
Hmmm
I can have that
 
Ehm? There's no legal age for coffee. Yeah, sure, you can be at an age that you don't yet like coffee, but "underage"...?
 
@ProgramFOX guess parents don't allow
 
1:08 PM
@ProgramFOX coffee is very nsfw
2
 
@ProgramFOX Its above 16 right?
 
I always tell my kids that they can have coffee when they will be 12 years old
 
@PraxisAshelin People drink coffee at work
 
@UniformsForSale WHAT
 
@UniformsForSale I don't know about Singapore, but here in Belgium anyone can drink it. I know people who already drank coffee when they were 8 years old.
 
1:09 PM
@ProgramFOX It cannot be good for them?
Wonders...
 
I don't know if it's good for them.
 
Asks
Like later
 
@PraxisAshelin not accurate. One can make NSFW things with coffee, the coffee is not to blame..... :-P
 
@ProgramFOX since when are you belgian?
 
1:11 PM
@PraxisAshelin Since I'm born?
 
@ProgramFOX many wows.
whereabouts? I work in Brussels atm
 
Wow Wow Wow BowWow
 
@Pra he already told you. Or someone else. let me see...
 
@UniformsForSale lol, I started whiskey when I was that age
 
@sha shhhh don't point out the fact that my memory is bad
@UniformsForSale yeah 16 is legal age for beer here
 
1:13 PM
@DroidDev AT 16?
 
@UniformsForSale a year or maybe half year before that
 
@PraxisAshelin I live in Flanders.
 
@PraxisAshelin beer<>coffee
 
@ProgramFOX same
 
1:13 PM
I started college at 15 and that goes for drinking too ;)
 
@ShadowWizard I'm just kidding u know, there's no age on coffee
 
Didn't you say a while ago that you live in the south? @Pra
 
@ProgramFOX never
 
@ProgramFOX me neither
 
Aug 4 at 8:29, by Praxis Ashelin
@ProgramFOX what, I live there!
 
1:14 PM
@pro I've lived in de Kempen for most of my life, studied in Kortrijk, worked in Turnhout, then lived in Antwerp, now live in Erps-Kwerps (yes that's a real place lol) and work in Brussels
 
@PraxisAshelin I know ;)
 
@ProgramFOX that was referring to Belgium
 
hey you know @rene is also from Belgium. I think. Right, @rene?
 
@PraxisAshelin Oh, I see, I was (incorrectly) assuming you already knew that I live in Belgium.
 
stahp, this is my country!
 
1:15 PM
@ShadowWizard No, he's from the Netherlands.
 
@ProgramFOX really?! slaps self
 
@PraxisAshelin Erps-Kwerps? that name, lol
 
@ShadowWizard Need help?
 
@UniformsForSale yes please
 
@ProgramFOX ikr. mostly the reason why I moved here haha
looking for apartments online "lol look at this name it's so silly! let's live there"
 
1:17 PM
xD
 
for (i = 0; i < 1000000; ++i) {
  slapFace(@ShadowWizard)
}
 
var i = 2;
while (i = 1) {
    slap(@ShadowWizard);
}
 
So it will keep on slapping him
 
The while loop
i = 1
 
1:18 PM
exactly.
 
Always returns true
 
You should have used while (1 > 2). Then @Sha would have a new life goal: reinvent math.
 
Summons more hacky ways
Sorry @Pro
 
stuck in infinite slap loop
2
 
Hmmmm
If I have time I'll make an infinite gif of someone slapping himself
 
1:21 PM
you have time
 
LATER
DOING MATHS AND PROGRAMMING NOW
 
*pretending to do maths and programming
 
@Mooseman kill @UniformsForSale
 
Noooooooooo
@Moosebot kill @NukesPlus
Mutters dying curse
 
both no work D:
 
1:23 PM
Halp! Moose Bot No Work Wai Wai Wai???? PLZ HALP ASAP OTHERWISE MY BOSS WILL FU** ME UP
Saw that on SO before
 
@UniformsForSale yeah
 
@ShadowWizard Nice cake
Sup @ber
 
SuP iS a QuEsTiOn
 
@berserk got 1K rep in Arqade :D celebraates
:D
 
O_O
 
1:25 PM
Shoots @nuk
 
@UniformsForSale thanks, what took you so long to find it? :D
 
@ShadowWizard ??
 
@berserk dat edit
 
var a = true;
а = false;
if (a) console.log("Slap @Sha!");
else console.log("Don't slap!");
^ run that, and see if you have to slap @Sha!
 
throwing a on @Pro while being infinitely slapped
 
1:26 PM
It's valid JavaScript.
 
@maveň I will, someday :P
 
SLAP SHA
 
2 obvious
 
in office atm
 
@berserk At the moment?
 
1:26 PM
@PraxisAshelin What's too obvious?
 
@ProgramFOX you're setting it to false?
 
@UniformsForSale no, Automatic Teller Machine (._.')
 
@PraxisAshelin Have you actually opened your console and ran it?
 
Ummm ok
 
@ProgramFOX why should I? I already know the outcome
 
1:27 PM
@PraxisAshelin You don't.
 
is it some encoded thing?
 
nah
 
nukes @Nuk
 
@berserk You can't.
 
@PraxisAshelin Not really. But despite what you think, it will say to slap Sha. :P
 
1:28 PM
@ProgramFOX why
 
@ShadowWizard i want to play GTCOMS :D
 
@PraxisAshelin PPCG tricks for the win! :D
128
A: Loopholes that are forbidden by default

professorfishUsing two different chars which look the same Very common in underhanded contests: you set variable a to a value, then you set variable <CYRILLIC A WHICH LOOKS THE SAME> to another value, then you pretend they're the same thing. Most recent occurence is in the 2+2 = 5 question, in JavaScript, h...

 
throwing clothes on @Nuke
 
@ShadowWizard smells it
 
1:29 PM
ok, naked @sha now? ._.
 
Basically the second a is a Cyrillic a, so a different variable.
 
Oh
:(
Hides
 
@berserk oh, not my clothes! I stole them from you :D
@NukesPlus too easy! no shirt?
 
D:
 
@ShadowWizard erm
 
1:30 PM
No associated word found for erm.
 
@berserk dont look!
 
@Pro shouldn't JS variables always start with English character?
 
@ShadowWizard I don't know the exact rules but this Cyrillic thing is valid.
 
weird
 
HmmmmMmmmmMmmmmmmMmmmmmm
 
1:31 PM
 
732
A: What characters are valid for JavaScript variable names?

Mathias BynensTo quote Valid JavaScript variable names, my write-up summarizing the relevant spec sections: An identifier must start with $, _, or any character in the Unicode categories “Uppercase letter (Lu)”, “Lowercase letter (Ll)”, “Titlecase letter (Lt)”, “Modifier letter (Lm)”, “Other letter (Lo)”, ...

@Pro ^
 
@pro that's what I meant:
4 mins ago, by Praxis Ashelin
is it some encoded thing?
encoded / unicode
 
@PraxisAshelin unicode, yeah
 
oh
@ShadowWizard The linked tool says this Cyrillic a is valid.
 
unicode
 
1:32 PM
@ProgramFOX yup, figures
 
cutekitty
 
Raised 69 helpful flags.
 
@NukesPlus is this you, finally exposed? ;)
 
1:33 PM
@ShadowWizard thats what you get if you Google "Shadow Wizard"
@ShadowWizard this is me:
 
And I am the god of sex ._.
 
@NukesPlus hahahahahahah! hahaha! hahahha you wish
falls whiile laughing
 
@berserk shall i post a picture of that too?
 
1:35 PM
Can you?
 
@berserk i would probably get suspended for posting some naked women on a cloud
 
@NukesPlus I would love to see you suspended
 
@NukesPlus not for me
 
@UniformsForSale and then we have you.
 
1:36 PM
Show us your guts @NukesPlus
 
first result without quotes ^^
 
@berserk I don't have guts, i have abs.
 
first result with quotes ^
 
you sure don't...
Even Internet Explorer has guts to ask you to set it as default browser.
 
1:39 PM
@bjb568 ^
hello @rene
 
@nuk swoons
 
@ShadowWizard we have to disagree on that then... ;)
 
@PraxisAshelin :3
 
finally!
 
1:41 PM
@bjb568 drink milk
 
Passes @Bjb a mouse to eat
 
@PraxisAshelin im single insert pedo face here
 
@rene ^
@Nuke I advise you against licking it, @rene will be mad
 
!!/lick
 
@ShadowWizard #ISeeWhatYouDidThere ;P
 
1:44 PM
lol
 
@ShadowWizard , I licked both ice cream and @PraxisAshelin .
 
nooOOOOo00000oOOOOOOOOoo
too bad I'm stuck in slap loop, can't save poor @Pra
 
@ShadowWizard well, she swooned at me
 
1:46 PM
blech
 
@NukesPlus You love her?
 
@PraxisAshelin swoon as in faint or the other one?
@UniformsForSale shhhhhhhhhh umm mno
 
> To be overwhelmed by ecstatic joy, a state of ecstasy or rapture. Used online as an action, to show that someone is attracted or interested in someone or something.
 
faint, especially from extreme emotion
 
oh this reminds me! I got YOLO to eat!
 
1:50 PM
@ShadowWizard You Only Lick Oreos?
 
@ShadowWizard YOLO?//?/
 
@UniformsForSale yeah. Small but utterly tasty.
 
@UniformsForSale nom nom nom
 
How's dinner?
 
@NukesPlus nope. No Oreo in there.
 
1:53 PM
@ShadowWizard Orgasm?
 
@NukesPlus well, one might get one from eating it but no.... neither of the "O"'s stand for that word ;)
 
@ShadowWizard ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
No associated word found for ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 
@ShadowWizard can i have one? :3
 
@NukesPlus YOLO? You'll have to come to Israel, I'm afraid ;)
the other thing I'm pretty sure you can achieve without YOLO :D
 
1:55 PM
@ShadowWizard I need someone tho
 
@ShadowWizard om nom nom
 
@NukesPlus why? I'm sure you can manage the travel yourself and YOLO is sold in all major markets ;)
 
oh shit where do I apply motherboard.vice.com/read/…
> as if it is just another meeting room where you can piss everywhere.
 
@PraxisAshelin haha, "shit" literally!! :P
 
something for @dro as well
or u @sha
 
1:59 PM
@PraxisAshelin nah, I don't work in bathroom
oh
got some repz due to Amazon
+1 for 'Amazon would have been shut down long long ago' — HackerKarma 2 days ago
 
@ShadowWizard no I mean the quote above
 
@PraxisAshelin oh! yeah, permission to piss everywhere would be a great bonus in a workplace for me! :D
 
grunts
 
shrugs
YOLO and coffee - best combo /cc @Nuke @Uni (@ber already knows :))
 
2:15 PM
Wow
Nice keyboard
 
@UniformsForSale not really, it really needs cleaning D:
 
Nice table!
 
@UniformsForSale thanks! and thanks for the "nice phone cable" coming next!
 
Nice cup!
 
...
2 YOLO one cup
 
2:17 PM
2 YOLO 1 SWAG
Goes to crunch ice block
Hi
I'm back
 
I'm front
 
@berserk :(
 
Yay! fadeIn works!
Happy dance
 
@UniformsForSale hey you're stealing my dance!
slaps @Uni
 
Ouch
Ugggg
I need a watch
I'll borrow one in school tomorrow
 
2:36 PM
 
Nooo
Not that
 
Nope, need a real one
 
throwing real watch on @Uni
 
2:38 PM
use your phone as watch @Uni
 
STOPWATCH
Asks question first
 
ohhhhhhh
still can use phone ^
 
Ummmm
I don't use android
 
Or iPhone
 
2:44 PM
so.... what phone are you using?!?!?!?!!
 
Do I need to have a phone?
 
@UniformsForSale yes, otherwise you don't exist
 
Because
 
I hate time conversion
Cool!
Just pushed to GH
Now has fadeIn and fadeOut
Test
Yep
Seems like chat also uses WebSockets
@Pro where does the websocket go to?
 
3:08 PM
Go to?
 
The websocket for chat
Like the URL?
 
Ehh... that's a bit complicated, it's somewhere documented in ChatExchange's repo: github.com/Manishearth/ChatExchange
 
Because I get this error:
> Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at wss://chat.sockets.stackexchange.com/events/721/257c144337554a728d0c93e95da5d24d‌​?l=8217576.
Seems weird
 
Eh
The websockets seems to be broken
 
3:17 PM
I guess not because the bot still works.
>>alive
 
@ProgramFOX Yes, I'm alive.
 
Can't even find the server
Well we send messages through POST and bots send it through the websocket right?
 
Uhh... no. Messages are always sent using POST. And they can be received using websockets or HTTP polling, but my bot uses web sockets.
 
Ok
Well I'll think about it tomorrow
 
3:31 PM
hey @bjb meow!
 
3:59 PM
Meow! :3
 
 
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Bow! E:
 
 
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@ber Still here?
Well, that's a no I guess :P
(just wanted to ask for chess)
 
 
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