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Bart

12:00 PM

@PeterJ it seemed to have good info. So it was worth the edit in that sense.

Infinite Recursion

^ when you get the diamond

Bart

I WILL BE FABULOUS!!!

Infinite Recursion

...AND TOO BUSY TO TROLL!!!

Bart

Nah, that's a hobby. I'll have time for that.

SPArchaeologist

@Bart don't want to be the one who make you worry.... but that is a Rarity quote...

Bart

12:10 PM

I choose to remain blissfully ignorant of what that means.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How to GROUP_CONCAT between given rows? by fff on dba.stackexchange.com

Patrick Hofman

SPAM cooking.stackexchange.com/q/58320/31372

Infinite Recursion

~300 Low Quality Posts on SO

Shadow Wizard

my version of Bart with diamond(s)

Patrick Hofman

@InfiniteRecursion I've done my part

Shadow Wizard

12:16 PM

@PatrickHofman tpu

Patrick Hofman

@Sha Indeed. I think they need a new mod over there.

Infinite Recursion

@PatrickHofman Thanks :)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: There is already an open DataReader associated with this Connection which must be closed first in C# ASP.NET with MYSQL by susheeltyagi on stackoverflow.com

balpha

@TimStone may enjoy this

0

A: Adding a new link to a post messes up indexes in square brackets in code already present in the post

First of, I have not changed anything about the link duplication since that is not really a big problem. I may look at it at some point, but I don't promise anything. The really big problem though, where code is changed when it contains something that looks like it could be a reference link, wil...

Shadow Wizard

@PatrickHofman yeah, moderator that can't identify spam is... oh.. no word for that. ;)

SmokeDetector

12:26 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: how to deselect all the items on desktop in win xp sp3? by Ibrahim Khan on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: cannot delete file with strange character by patrick on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The Skin Younger With Normal Anti-Aging Products by shareion thomas on superuser.com

Braiam

@balpha weeeeeeeeeee!

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Solution for guitar play with backing track by surroundedbyfools on music.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

12:44 PM

@ShadowWizard wondering. Did you attempted your NES project in the end?

rene

@SmokeDetector ignore- Bart salvaged it a while ago

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist nope.... something is stopping me. No idea what...

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector gone

@SmokeDetector huh? what bad keyword? /cc @Pro

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard the inner knowing that no one here would actually follow a "create a story" game?

Shadow Wizard

12:56 PM

@SPArchaeologist might be... though I can simply make it my own story if nothing else so this shouldn't be a show stopper

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard probably that is an idea, if the effort is kept low. Otherwise I would ask myself why I am posting that here firsthand.

rene

@ShadowWizard long path tool

Shadow Wizard

@rene the whole combo or just "tool"? Doesn't sound bad either way

SPArchaeologist

@rene ! my nemesis? Still lingering around??

rene

@ShadowWizard github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/master/findspam.py#L7

SPArchaeologist

1:01 PM

@ShadowWizard that are some guys that post that "long path tool" reference every time a question even seem to have some relation with the old "path too long" windows error

You know, the one that you get when a path is more than about 248 char long

rene

@SPArchaeologist Nemesis!

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist I know, been there, fixed that with no tool, but still - without a link it's not spam

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard are you telling me that if I try to make you buy/download something but I avoid to post the direct link (hoping that google will do the rest) then it is no spamming?

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist when you put it that way.... but still, any answer to tool-rec question is like that.

@bluefeet congrats! Was it your first kill?

bluefeet

@ShadowWizard ha, yes

Infinite Recursion

1:12 PM

cv-pls rec-tool stackoverflow.com/q/30889276/2982225

Shadow Wizard

@bluefeet Nicely done then ;)

SPArchaeologist

@ShadowWizard while I can agree on that, it is that specific tool that keeps appearing on the network, referenced in one line answers

strange enough that this time they didn't add the link

Shadow Wizard

@SPArchaeologist oh, in this case guess smokey is all right

@SPArchaeologist probably link cause auto-block by spam filters

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GNU DENSITY PLOT USING MATHEMATICA DATA FILE by rup on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

@bluefeet I wonder, do you have to close a question before deleting it, or is this just a habit?

bluefeet

1:15 PM

@ShadowWizard We can delete it outright but so can mods

I typically will close first

unless it's totally crap/nonsense, then it will be outright deleted

Shadow Wizard

@bluefeet thanks, that's what I thought but wasn't sure :)

SPArchaeologist

@InfiniteRecursion Shouldn't the star on the star boar be enough of a proof that the community approves my suggestion?

rene

Why do you repost here after you deleted it from meta.so? — rene 15 secs ago

Infinite Recursion

@SPArchaeologist NooooooOOOOoooo

SPArchaeologist

@InfiniteRecursion you could also consider it a way to celebrate the 100th episode milestone (and the fact that now Doctor Whooves is officially called the Doctor)

Patrick Hofman

1:28 PM

Any idea why a mod would decline this 'not constructive' flag on cooking.se? cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/35644/…

nicael

Oh, I guess you love, now that your name shows in @blue ;)

Patrick Hofman

it seems to me commenting something about some company is irrelevant and not constructive to the answer, right?

SPArchaeologist

@PatrickHofman maybe he actually have had Barilla pasta in the past and didn't like it too?

nicael

@ShadowWizard o.0 a bug! Wtf it is so pixelated! :D

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

Shadow Wizard

1:30 PM

@nicael blame imgur :D

user259867

> If your meat sauce is pretty juicy, you can use dry lasagna noodles!!! Turns out great

Shadow Wizard

oops, I mean gravatar

user259867

Looks reasonable to me, should not be deleted.

Infinite Recursion

BTW where has bluefeet going now? — Ehsan Sajjad 1 hour ago

Patrick Hofman

@HomegrownTomato But the first part is clearly not constructive, right?

user259867

1:34 PM

The first part is irrelevant (adds 0), the second part adds something. The total is positive.

Patrick Hofman

@HomegrownTomato Okay (ish) ;)

Infinite Recursion

cv-pls rec-tool stackoverflow.com/q/30889273/2982225

user259867

Interesting Markdown details from balpha

Braiam

> // If our fake link appears in the rendered version before we have added it, this probably means you're a Meta Stack Exchange user who is deliberately trying to break this feature.

SPArchaeologist

^ you have work, @nicael

user259867

1:46 PM

Breaking Markdown parser is too easy, balpha already has a list of defects in double digits.

user259867

I like the interface of Google Code... :(

SPArchaeologist

@HomegrownTomato I am sure that @nicael can find some new way to break it that manages to affect the poster reputation score.

Infinite Recursion

cv-pls migrate-to-MSO?? stackoverflow.com/q/30788261/2982225

Patrick Hofman

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/30893425/…

rene

@HomegrownTomato That reminded me to revisit the MSO post about google code, to find that maybe the Link Rot Queue will be re-opened

@InfiniteRecursion hmm, no... it is just too broad, unclear, clue-less

Infinite Recursion

1:57 PM

ok

dsolimano

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/30864844/…

Infinite Recursion

belongs on MSO meta.stackexchange.com/q/258851/245167

ProgramFOX

2:10 PM

@ShadowWizard As others already pointed out, the keyword was "Long Path Tool". And yes, it's spam, people spam for it every now and then. Brad Larson came here once and asked whether Long Path Tool was in Smokey's filter because people have been spamming it for a long time already.

@Doorknob Done, it's 5 now.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: URGENT HELP NEEDED PLEASE!!! PROBLEM AFTER 14.10 UPGRADE by Highfields on askubuntu.com

rene

@SmokeDetector ignore- edited (not by me)

Bart

2:38 PM

Working with video formats and codecs is just great. And productive. And makes me happy. YAY ... <-- sarcasm

Braiam

@Bart put a ;) at the end, it makes the sarcasm exponential

SPArchaeologist

First the Rarity style "I WILL BE FABULOUS!!!", now Fluttershy "Yay". It is real then. @Bart is becoming a pony.

SPArchaeologist

2:55 PM

Now we wait for Bart to say "20% cooler"

Bart

3:06 PM

It's not as hot here as it was yesterday. I'd say it's ...

... somewhat fresh.

Braiam

relatively

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Jogo do Brasil às 21h provoca turbulência na grade da Globo by rokivai19 Jhb on patents.stackexchange.com

Braiam

@SmokeDetector spam

nice domain, that spam, fashiontroll.com

SmokeDetector

3:24 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Brasil vs Colombia en vivo por el grupo C by rokivai19 Jhb on patents.stackexchange.com

hichris123

3:35 PM

2

Q: How to prevent smurf attack?

I am using college network to access internet. Many other users are using the same network. Recently I have been experiencing sluggish net connection. So when I did some investigation, I found that many other computers on the network have been sending ICMP packets to me. I used Wireshark to analy...

How do we prevent @bluefeet from attacking?

SPArchaeologist

@hichris123 Blue isn't a smurf. @Lix is.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Are there any ductless mini split systems that offer standard HVAC wiring controls? by user38534 on diy.stackexchange.com

xkcdBot

4:00 PM

Today's xkcd comic (Planning):

[10 years later] Man, why are people so comfortable handing Google and Facebook control over our nuclear weapons?

4

nicael

4:13 PM

@Braiam That's where?

Mooseman

@xkcdBot Caption is perfect

user259867

4:29 PM

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/30897169/… another horrible e-commerce thing

hichris123

thing?

user259867

2

Q: Internationalization 'State of the Stack' - Stack Overflow edition

We've been promising a long-overdue update regarding our progress on bringing Stack Overflow to a broader international audience through localization. This is the update. For those I haven't yet met, I'm Tim Post, the Director of Stack Overflow Communities here at Stack Exchange. What we've done...

area51-meta closed-proposals localization

user259867

3

Q: Internationalization 'State of the Stack' - SE 2.0 Sites edition

We've been promising a long-overdue update regarding our progress on bringing Stack Exchange 2.0 to a broader international audience through localization. This is the update. For those I haven't yet met, I'm Tim Post, the Director of Stack Overflow Communities here at Stack Exchange. Some backgr...

area51-meta closed-proposals localization

user259867

@hichris123 It looked like a thing to me, though I can't rule out it being a thingie.

Braiam

3 hours ago, by Homegrown Tomato

Interesting Markdown details from balpha

hichris123

4:34 PM

> I'm pleased to announce that we've finally hired a Spanish-speaking community manager, and that work on a Spanish site will begin within the next 30 days. More about this will be posted on our blog in the next few days.

Braiam

@HomegrownTomato it would be interesting to hear if Careers is going to be localized too

user259867

@Braiam I'd guess not. Hiring 1 CM for a language is one thing; hiring sales representatives on top of that...

user259867

For Careers to be viable, companies should be paying to post there.

user259867

> Current status: watching the design team at @stackexchange go through 5 stages of grief over moving our font stack from Helvetica to Arial -- David Fullerton at 8:42 AM - 17 Jun 2015 via Twitter

Tim Stone

@balpha You know me too well ;)

SmokeDetector

4:47 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GROUP BY AND JOIN IN HIVE by kartik on stackoverflow.com

user259867

> When we first announced Stack Exchange 2.0, we didn't have the awkward problem of having only one person in the company that could even read certain sites, much less help guide them through their very critical early stages. We don't consider this an acceptable problem to have for the longer term, but there's a limit to how fast we can hire and grow responsibly

user259867

There is another way: make the existing CMs pick up another language or two in their copious spare time. According to Jay:

user259867

> we have a plan:
Eventually, all of you are going to have to learn Portuguese.

Shog9

@Braiam Careers has been localized for several years.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Weightlessness felt during roller coaster rides by porner on physics.stackexchange.com

user259867

4:52 PM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Shog9

Blog - Stack Exchange: Stack Overflow localizes Careers 2.0 in German

Bethany Marzewski on December 12, 2012

After months of work from our dev team, last week marked the official launch of our first localized site with Careers 2.0 in German. We celebrated the occasion in style on December 5 with a blow-out party at Betahaus in Berlin complete with product demos, free food, free t-shirts, oh, and German beer of course.

But why Germany? Well, aside from the fact that it gave us a great excuse to make these really cool t-shirts, we have a few other pretty good reasons for this expansion:

Germans are the largest non-English-speaking group of Stack Overflow users in Europe To date, visitors from Germa …

user259867

Ah. That explains the ginormous sales team.

Shog9

there's a french site somewhere too

I remember it because we got t-shirts with roosters on them.

Apparently French are cocks, who knew?

user259867

careers.stackoverflow.com/fr does exist

Shog9

Coq au vin is awesome

user259867

4:54 PM

There is also Careers in English (UK).

user259867

The Internationalization posts are split as SO and "SE 2.0". Where does this leave SF and SU?
Time to come up with a convenient term for "those sites that are not SO".

Shog9

Careers localization is a bit of a different bird from main-site localization; the whole point is to match up job seekers / offers in a given location, so the language follows from that; in contrast to the main sites where the location isn't actually that important but the language is.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: No MKPointAnnotation in swift by Pablo Picasso on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector ignore-

Braiam

5:12 PM

@Shog9 cool, didn't knew that

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in body: Why is my keyboard combines the only two Korean characters? by sashasava on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector Color me shocked

user259867

@SmokeDetector ignore-

Brad Larson

-1

A: How can someone build a personal dashboard that automatically collects data from several internet sources and updates on regular intervals?

"I have been using this tool for the last 3 years now. Anyone can download it and use it at no cost. It is used to Run Daily Schedules, Set Scrape Limits, and Set Thread, Set Speed, and Password Protected Scrape, use proxies. Easy Data Feed is Open Source, we can develop sample projects in it, ...

Our shoppingcartelite spammers have changed to spamming "easydatafeed": easydatafeed.com . Is Smoky picking these up?

user259867

@BradLarson Thanks, will add [analytics] to the list of e-commerce spammy tags

Brad Larson

5:24 PM

Example ^^

user259867

@hichris123 ^^^

Infinite Recursion

@ProgramFOX ^^^

Braiam

@Undo ^^^

user259867

Here's more: stackoverflow.com/questions/30875568/…

Brad Larson

Some more examples: stackoverflow.com/a/30897638/19679 stackoverflow.com/questions/30876567/… stackoverflow.com/questions/30875243/…

ProgramFOX

5:26 PM

I'll add it to the list.

user259867

Easy ?Data ?Feed should do it

ProgramFOX

done

user259867

> New status: watching the internet go through 5 stages of grief over @stackexchange considering moving our font stack from Helvetica to Arial -- David Fullerton at 10:35 AM - 17 Jun 2015 via Twitter

user259867

Compared to the previous tweet, this one has "considering".

nicael

@Braiam I can't find your quote there.

user259867

5:46 PM

Cryptography has 2 mod candidates so far, one nomination is pretty short while the other is a bit... cryptic.

Bart

Groundskeeper Willie - Bonjour you Cheese eating Surrender Monkeys

►

hichris123

@ShadowWizard Why the rollback? meta.stackexchange.com/revisions/99341/37

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: OSX Yosemite full screen menu bar by user132354 on apple.stackexchange.com

user259867

NAA, I'm in good mood today.

user259867

Although having "too broad" flag on this question "disputed" didn't improve it...

user259867

5:58 PM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/30897169/…

nicael

@Shog could you check please why SO throws too many reqs for me for longer than an hour already? That typically lasts for a minute or so.

Bart

if(nicael){ AnnoyUser(); }

nicael

@Bart Does exactly that.

Bart

status-by-design

Braiam

@nicael check the sources

Shog9

6:10 PM

@nicael "typically" people only trigger the first-stage rate limits.

nicael

@Shog9 o.0

0.o

such limit

What to do, halp?

@nicael moar socks!

@bjb568 lolnope. That's an ip-block. Proxy, then.

Shog9

6:11 PM

There may be something going on today with our rate limiters

SREs are aware

Also hella distracted

but aware

bjb568

SRE?

Stack… resource… engineer?

Some… reason… of existence?

hichris123

Site Reliability Engineers

bjb568

oh

Shog9

Sex and Relationships Education

Sex and Relationships Education (SRE) is a form of sex education taught in UK schools. SRE focuses on exploring the emotional, social and physical aspects of growing up, having relationships, engaging in sex, and learning about human sexuality and sexual health. == United Kingdom == Sex and Relationship Education is designed to equip children and young people with the information, skills and values to have safe, fulfilling and enjoyable relationships and to take responsibility for their sexual health and well-being. The importance of sexual consent is taught to some as young as 11. The UK Learning...

Normally though, @hichris123 would be correct

user259867

> Hey I'm doing an ask me anything on CodeMentor, go here if you want to ask anything: codementor.io/ama/5340206931/kasra-rahjerdi-stack-overflow … -- Kasmanian Devil at 11:01 AM - 17 Jun 2015 via Twitter

cybermonkey

6:15 PM

Anyone here know C#, and can help me with a small problem?

user259867

"When will Android app support chat? And reviews? Any news on Windows Phone app?"

hichris123

codementor.io/ama/questions/0609340859/… lol

cybermonkey

forked a project on GitHub (master server for a game), and am trying to get it working for another game, all is well and good 'til the game retrieves the server list; it only makes it to eight attributes of the server 'til it crashes, and I have no idea why. the array isn't limited.

Bart

Unclear what you're asking.

What have you tried?

Braiam

@cybermonkey stare hard at that core dump... that may help if you are Jon Skeet

bjb568

6:19 PM

@Shog9 That name already sounds better than what we have here in the US.

yesterday, by bjb568

Ugh it says abstinence until marriage is the only way to prevent STDs…

(the health textbook)

Shog9

Wow. That's so wrong.

cybermonkey

@bjb568 tried that, I know where it's crashing, and know the cause, but don't know the root cause of it.

Shog9

Death is just as effective.

3

Bart

Necrophilia however ....

Braiam

¬_¬

jcolebrand

6:21 PM

Pretty sure castration is an effective measure as well

Bart

Too far?

Shog9

Necrophilia after marriage ruins the effectiveness of most counter-measures.

bjb568

@Bart nah

cybermonkey

it basically boils down to this:

adding stuff to an array, simple

there exist 18 fields in the array, so it's not out of bounds. I get a null reference error, meaning the specific thing doesn't exist, but does exist.

crashes at fields[9], which I don't get as there is a 9th field

ProgramFOX

@cybermonkey C# indices are zero-based.

So if there's a 9th field, you need fields[8].

Braiam

6:24 PM

off-by-one-error

cybermonkey

this error:

hichris123

Hi @ProgramFOX. Bye @ProgramFOX. Bye @ProgramFOX.

cybermonkey

obviously means that it expects something when it doesn't exist, but that thing does exist

haven't done much in C#, so maybe it's simply that I'm inexperienced, but I do know VB.NET & C++, and C# is basically a mix of the two.

Shadow Wizard

@hichris123 it had bad formatting (editor forgot a bracket though not sure how it doesn't appear now in the revisions) and I didn't notice many others already were linked to the blog posts... looking back, I should have just fixed the formatting. Fixed now, and as bonus linked jmac and Nicolas as well. :)

cybermonkey

the only way I fixed it is by replacing 8 with data[2].Length, but I'm not really sure that fixes the issue

bjb568

6:32 PM

!!/apiquota

SmokeDetector

@bjb568 3550

Shadow Wizard

@cybermonkey what is/was line 432?

cybermonkey

@ShadowWizard object value = server.GetType().GetProperty(fieldName).GetValue(server, null);

Shadow Wizard

@Shog are you OK? I see words like death and Necrophilia and can't help wondering if all is well.... ;)

Shog9

you're supposed to wonder that when you don't see any words

cybermonkey

6:35 PM

unless the value doesn't exist for the property

Shadow Wizard

@Shog9 oh. yeah, probably :D

@cybermonkey yep, I'm pretty sure server.GetType().GetProperty(fieldName) return null.

Shog9

now, if you'll excuse me, I'm 9 minutes into this fascinating podcast.

Shadow Wizard

of course, didn't really expect such a fast response from you :)

LOL... podcast... maybe HobbitCast

cybermonkey

actual function is:

`private static string GetField(GameServer server, string fieldName)
{
object value = server.GetType().GetProperty(fieldName).GetValue(server, null);
if (value == null)
return String.Empty;
else if (value is Boolean)
return (bool)value ? "1" : "0";
else
return value.ToString();
}`

Shadow Wizard

status-fatal-error-too-much-debugging-in-tavern

Shog9

6:38 PM

Need more bugging. Where's bjb?

hichris123

@ShadowWizard thanks. :)

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568 you have been summoned ^^

bjb568

:D

hichris123

Jun 10 at 23:41, by hichris123

Corner on the @Shog9! Any progress on your roomba proposal from a while back?

I don't think I got an answer for this, @Shog9.

Of course, maybe I missed it...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What is the meaning of 'Tilting' or 'Being on Tilt'? by Offtilt on gaming.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

6:40 PM

@cybermonkey feel free to ping me in the Den, I just feel like debugging here isn't appropriate. :)

@hichris123 believe me, you can't miss response from @Shog ;)

user259867

No, @Pang - believe me, you'll know when they are. — Shog9 ♦ Jun 11 at 4:09

cybermonkey

well, I just uncommented a line of code that's not supposed to be commented, no more errors but still need to work out why the server isn't in the in-game server list

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector crappy NAA but not offensive

hichris123

@HomegrownTomato Mm, that doesn't sound promising.

user259867

The latest blog post linking to a particular meta thread has noticeable effect in terms of answers and votes. This should be done more often. "More input wanted: A,B,C". More useful than Community Milestones that are about as exciting as last year's snow.

Infinite Recursion

6:49 PM

It's confusing. Some folks are debugging C#, some are chatting and bjb & Bart are trolling. Too much confuse!!

Braiam

Very meta. Such Tavern

2

bjb568

function function(function) {return function(function)}

am trying to debug

why not regex C# match functions that terminate?

Shog9

why are you trying to write a parser in regex?

bjb568

umm… uhh…

At least I gave up on that already.

Shog9

you can't just memorize pi to 1000 digits like a normal masochist?

bjb568

6:57 PM

τ > π

Shog9

this is slim's doing, I feel it in my bones

@HomegrownTomato should just end blog comments and link to a meta post at the end of each one.

bjb568

+1 would snark on meta

SmokeDetector

7:10 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Ошибка при сборке программы by Gennady on ru.stackoverflow.com

user259867

sd ignore-

user259867

Needs an edit, but not from my phone.

Mooseman

@HomegrownTomato An edit is pending at the moment...

user259867

Agree with nuking blog comments. They are too blog commenty way too often.

ProgramFOX

@hichris123 Did I keep appearing and disappearing again, as happened a few days ago? Oh well.

Anyway I'm just passing by, bye again :P

hichris123

7:25 PM

@ProgramFOX yep.

Undo

@BradLarson Thanks! Looks like Fox got you set up?

ah yep

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: Sequencia de videos em mp4 by Hemerson Prestes on pt.stackoverflow.com

nicael

7:44 PM

Ugh, @Shog can you please ipunblock me for SO? That block sucks pretty much already - 4 or 5 hours passed since.

Shadow Wizard

niceal IP blocked.... why am I not surprised? :D

nicael

Because I'm nicael actually. And that block lasts for 4-5 hours already :/

rene

Just close some of your open tabs?

Ethan Bierlein

Hello

rene

olleH

Ethan Bierlein

7:52 PM

?gniog ti s'woH

rene

Not good! I need to login on a server and the network is death

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Apple сделала reject приложению by Maksym Rachytskyy on ru.stackoverflow.com

rene

Or maybe my last successful action was to shutdown the server...

Shog9

@nicael stop trying. Leave it alone until tomorrow. Like an open wound, if you keep picking at it it won't heal.

5

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Lumia 630 dual sim Windows Phone showing update demo content instead of phone reset in about by Lightcoder on windowsphone.stackexchange.com

Ethan Bierlein

8:00 PM

It's quiet everywhere....

Lynn Crumbling

Everywhere?

Ethan Bierlein

Hmm, yes.

Braiam

looks outside with a looming gaze

nicael

@Shog9 Ok.

Ethan Bierlein

looks outside and sees pouring rain

nicael

8:08 PM

HEY, look at what I did just made! the text box with the keyboard which works, try it!

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A: Formatting Sandbox

QWERTYUIO PASDFGHJK LZXCVBNM.

Lol, I can make a chat that way, without bypassing any SE limits on scripting :)

Ethan Bierlein

No, no it doesn't work.

I think the limits for scripting on SE is none at all.

nicael

@Ethan Strange, you must have your cookies blocked. It stores the text in your cookies and displays as image.

bjb568

in CoGro Musings, 2 days ago, by Feeds

abby hairboat has added bluefeet to the list of this room's owners.

cybermonkey

@nicael needs backspace

nicael

@cyber have you tried it? :)

OK, backspace... won't take long to implement :)

bjb568

8:16 PM

Ugh, I tried to edit it thrice, got overridden.

> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '==' (T_IS_EQUAL) in /home/vhosts/justachat.freevar.com/imgw.php on line 5

Y U PHP?

nicael

Corrected, @bjb. Of course php, what else? :)

@cybermonkey done!

cybermonkey

@nicael yay!

nicael

Wait. Numbers.

Ethan Bierlein

@nicael You should have the layout organized like a QWERTY keyboard.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Implementando e webService e Client em Java com Eclipse by camargorodrigo on pt.stackoverflow.com

cybermonkey

8:23 PM

cookie editor, this'll be interesting!

Ethan Bierlein

@nicael wait, nevermind

bjb568

@nicael I will add numbs

cybermonkey

yay, I broke it!

nicael

@bjb568 Wait, me is doing it!

bjb568

too late

nicael

8:28 PM

ah ok :)

Do you guys want me to make it server-side?

@EthanBierlein works then?

Ethan Bierlein

Yup

nicael

:)

Ethan Bierlein

@bjb568 How, what, what? How are you so speedy?

bjb568

:p

Ethan Bierlein

sudo claim_post claimer="Kraken" --forceful_claim

SmokeDetector

8:43 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: SQL fails in python. In ArcMap error FDO error: -2147024871 returned by Emil Brundage on gis.stackexchange.com

rene

@SmokeDetector -fpu

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to have tail -f show colored output by scavenger on unix.stackexchange.com

Ethan Bierlein

@SmokeDetector Seems to not work so well.

Undo

sd ignore

SmokeDetector

@Undo [:3586915] Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

Undo

8:54 PM

sd - ignore

SmokeDetector

@Undo 1. [:3586919] <skipped> 2. [:3586915] Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

nicael

SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/39615

Ethan Bierlein

Why does MSE need a separate chat site?

hichris123

@EthanBierlein It's from the olden days of SE. Back when mSE was mSO.

Undo

9:21 PM

s/olden/golden ;)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: FATAL ERROR when installing openstack, ubuntu 14.04 with MAAS by Ludwig on askubuntu.com

Doorknob

@Undo s/ o/ go/ <-- golfed regex :P

bjb568

o/

!!/apiquota

SmokeDetector

@bjb568 2415

nicael

Ok, going to complete the online chat tomorrow.

@Home have you seen?

1 hour ago, by nicael

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A: Formatting Sandbox

QWERTYUIO PASDFGHJK LZXCVBNM.

user259867

9:27 PM

@SmokeDetector fp-

Ethan Bierlein

Ooh, what are these magical commands that @SmokeDetector recognizes?

bjb568

!!/help

SmokeDetector

@bjb568 I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

Ethan Bierlein

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

@EthanBierlein Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring

Ethan Bierlein

9:29 PM

Ooh! I'm on TV!

Lynn Crumbling

Escaped felon?

:)

Ethan Bierlein

Nah. @SmokeDetector mentioned me! xD

!!/lick

SmokeDetector

@EthanBierlein licks ice cream cone

Ethan Bierlein

!!/wut

SmokeDetector

@EthanBierlein Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...

Ethan Bierlein

9:30 PM

!!/location

SmokeDetector

@EthanBierlein Undo's EC2

Ethan Bierlein

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@EthanBierlein It's cybermonkey's fault.

Ethan Bierlein

lol

user259867

I recommend an 8088-4.77mhz/640k IBM XT, with dual 360k 5.25" floppy disks... That's a nice solid entry-level machine, and you can upgrade later as necessary. — Marc B 11 mins ago

user259867

9:31 PM

Also cv-pls ^ e-commerce

user259867

gone

Ethan Bierlein

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@EthanBierlein It's rene's fault.

user259867

@SmokeDetector gone

bjb568