Wizards Den

@DroidDev wither

5:45 AM

Morning!

No school today :D

@ProgramFOX YAY!

6:07 AM

@DroidDev huh indeed! Rude fly! you should totally flag the bastard as offensive and ask to delete it :D

(personally never got a bite in such position, worst for me is biting in areas I can't scratch in public.... :D)

@ProgramFOX so you can play chess with @ber? ;)

If his connection doesn't break at Lichess, probably :P

@FOX9000 sad

@ShadowWizard tidings

@ShadowWizard lol, in summers there are numerous flies flying around, that can bit you and that area will swell for like two days. I once got bit by around 5-7 of them at once all around my face, upper back and chest

@DroidDev oh my, that's horrible! Don't you have any anti-fly stuff? When things get too bad we have things like this and this.

(the first you just plug into electricity and it emits special chemical, the second is anti-fly deodorant, that while stinks, doing decent job at keeping them away)

6:14 AM

@ShadowWizard well...that's for indoors and for mosquitos. The flies I was talking about, are on par with honey bees. Ever got bitten by one? You'll know if you are :)

(don't know what are they called in English)

@DroidDev wow, poor @Dro... yeah got bitten by bees few times, nasty things!

@ShadowWizard lol, now you know. Well...I am not able to open my left eye because of that. Haha.

my face is looking so funny right now. LOL

@DroidDev picture or it never happened! :D

@DroidDev that sucks! Can you work in such condition?!

@FOX9000 news

@DroidDev startling

6:26 AM

@ShadowWizard wait....just let me find something

@ShadowWizard haha, yup. I am actually enjoying it

there you go @Shadow, oh and trying to chat from mobile is pain

@DroidDev huh? enjoying not working? Blasphemy! :P

@DroidDev ouch! Looking nasty indeed! (not you, the swelling ;))

@ShadowWizard OMG, can't delete it now. Can you? If you can, then please...

@ShadowWizard lol, I am actually working. Have done two APIs since I came in and now, working on DTO and after that, UI and then an API again

@DroidDev lol, best I can do it move to a different room

anyway...

did you consider wearing one of those? ^ ;)

@ShadowWizard ROFL. sometimes you just have the right answers. Try posting them without captions. They will be hilarious :P

anyway...I drank coffee like tequila. Something is just wrong with this monday

6:43 AM

@DroidDev bhrind lad gae? :P

@ProgramFOX Cool!

@ShadowWizard lol that eye patch

@berserk lol, yup. It got into my helmet while I was driving at around 70. Sat on my face for 0.01 second, while I was trying to figure out what got into helmet. Bit me and then flew away, while I applied brakes.

I don't even know where did it flew out from :/

@DroidDev I wonder how you were able to control the bike. I would just fell off. Good that I (don;t|don't know how to) drive.

@berserk umm...first of all....YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?!?!?!!!!!111ONE!!!...and second, my past and vast experience of getting bitten by flies was a great help. You see, not the first time I have got bitten while driving.

@DroidDev lol that shouting

@berserk please tell me you know how to drive a bike

6:54 AM

I can hardly drive a bicycle.

But I drove car yesterday for the first time.

It was so fun/

I was feeling like NFS.

('._.)

That was my face like.

I learnt bicycle tho.

I was able to drive for around 20-30 meters.

Then I fell off :P

I don't know how to drive a car. Though, driven it like two times in my life, but still not perfect. But, bike, I really drive those things and they drive me ;)

@berserk you really need to get out more often

@Dro well your face are now buried in the depths of the transcript, nothing to be worried about :P

Even I can drive a bicycle. And when it comes to movements, if I can do something, it's usually not very difficult :P

except when it comes to solving a Rubik's Cube faster than a minute, though

6:57 AM

I applied the patch on your swollen eye by the way, @Dro, if you want to use as new avatar..... :D

@ShadowWizard haha, phew!

@ProgramFOX I once had a Rubik's cube. I painted it on all sides to solve it. I did it in less than 30 seconds :P

@ShadowWizard haha, waiting for it to be posted

@DroidDev Genius!

@DroidDev really? OK then!

@DroidDev Hah. My personal best is 29.94 seconds, without painting! >:D

6:59 AM

@ProgramFOX Kami! :P

It's like 2 years ago when I reached that, though, now my average is ~45-50 seconds.

@ShadowWizard LOL

@ProgramFOX n00000b!

@FOX9000 !delete!

@ShadowWizard Well, try to beat it then :p

haha bot want to take part too :D

7:00 AM

@ShadowWizard If that is noob, then ._.

@ProgramFOX while I excel at....well...it should be obvious by now....bike racing...Mainly drag racing

@ShadowWizard That reminds me. Where is Mooseman? :P

@ProgramFOX but I did! without painting, but still not really "decent" ;)

@ShadowWizard Let me guess, you took all pieces out of the cube and composed it correctly?

@ShadowWizard thanks. Saved it in my device :D

7:01 AM

I had a good friend who knew the full algorithm to solve the cube, he did it in like 10 seconds. So he wrote down the algorithm, step by step, on a paper, and gave me.

@ProgramFOX now that's gonna take more than a minute or couple

@ShadowWizard CHEATING!!!

After few days of practice, I did it in like 20 seconds

Howdy.... gents? Mind if I interrupt extremely briefly?

@ShadowWizard Huh, that's cool! Does that algo have a specific, Google-able name?

but we're not in touch anymore and the paper was lost so now I can't solve it even after 10 hours :P

7:02 AM

@ShadowWizard Oh. :(

@Catija Not at all. You are welcome here :)

but it was fun while it lasted :D

@Catija oh lol, go ahead! :)

I was looking at my User Profiles on different sites and I noticed that on Seasoned Advice, it's still the old style profile... have the new profiles not been rolled out to all sites?

@DroidDev Thanks :D

@FOX9000 !delete!

I wanted to check before I brought up a question about it.

7:04 AM

@Catija umm....Don't know about that. Maybe @Shadow or @Pro can shed some light on it

Q: List of communities with base css updates completed

39

The design team has been rolling out design updates to sites as part of network-wide update to a new base css framework. The updates allow us to: Use .svg sprites for retina displays Fix layout bugs globally More easily add new features to all of our sites in the future Synthesize healthy, n...

@Catija No, some sites are still awaiting the design change.

@DroidDev Shadow can shed some light. Now, that is interesting.

4

As you see @Catija some sites are still "On Deck" :)

@berserk oh! you are alive. I thought I killed you some days ago

in any case

7:05 AM

@berserk haha, true pearl of wisdom! :D

@ProgramFOX Ah, great. That helps. Thanks!

kills @berserk by forcing him to drive a motorbike on hilly areas

@ShadowWizard :D

@ShadowWizard Very helpful. Appreciated

@Catija You're welcome!

7:06 AM

@Catija my pleasure, come around any time, we have lots of things here ;)

oh! you work in film Industry @Catija

learns driving instead and drive over @Dro

can I get a selfie with Brad Pitt

eager eyes

@DroidDev Indeed. :)

beats @Dro with a selfie stick

7:07 AM

@DroidDev The closest I've come is Zac Efron.

@berserk picks the bike with one hand and throw them both down the hill

@Catija oh! that's cool. Anyway...I was just kidding. Now, I know someone who has met some stars.

Anyway...wanna play WAG?

(Word Association Game)

on the other thought, you might be very good at it

@FOX9000 starting

@DroidDev I can try...

@DroidDev motor

@FOX9000 sex

@berserk woman

7:08 AM

@FOX9000 boobs

@berserk looking

LOL

@Catija Well, then you should know that @FOX9000 is a bot I created for the game. So if it replies with vague words, then nobody can explain what it means :P

@ProgramFOX Good to know. Any rules?

And the bot is kinda pervy :P

7:09 AM

@Catija ok, you just have to reply to latest word, like being done right now, with somewhat associated word

@FOX9000 keep :D

@DroidDev commandment

@FOX9000 Bible

Apr 10 '14 at 8:18, by Shadow Wizard

=== Word Association Game ===
- I post the first word then other user can reply with associated word
- The reply should be chained so we can follow the chain upwards
- No time limit, only single words allowed
- Do not repeat a word that is chained less than 10 words upwards
- In case of a conflict, i.e. more than one reply to same word, latest word counts
=== Have Fun! ===

@Catija text

@FOX9000 file

7:10 AM

@FOX9000 message

@DroidDev receiving

@FOX9000 getting

@ShadowWizard rid

@FOX9000 of

@FOX9000 trash

7:11 AM

hey @berserk, I found a way for you to become attractive. Eat some magnets. :P

@Catija can

@Catija decaying

@FOX9000 matter

>>time 20

@DroidDev Waiting time set to 20 seconds.

haha, welcome to WAG, @Cat! :D

There are even charts and leaderboards, though they're suspended ATM until I figure how to resolve some chain breaks

7:11 AM

@DroidDev inanimate

eats some magnets

flying like magneto

see..now you are attractive :D

@FOX9000 inmate

@DroidDev monastery

@DroidDev roommate

@ShadowWizard cellmate

7:12 AM

>>showtime

@ShadowWizard Waiting time: 20 seconds.

oh

@DroidDev prison

@ShadowWizard break

@ShadowWizard bars

@Catija chocolate

7:13 AM

yummy!

@ProgramFOX bitter

@ShadowWizard dark

Wow... chocolate over booze... interesting.

@ProgramFOX Batman!

@FOX9000 !delete!

@Catija hero

@ProgramFOX me

@Catija he's 15 years old, he's not allowed for booze :D

7:14 AM

:P

@ShadowWizard cough 15 cough

OMG

@DroidDev confess

15!!!!1!!

@ProgramFOX Happy Birthday?

7:15 AM

haha, ninjadified!

lol, I was expecting something like 14 and half plus 2 months and 21 days :P

@FOX9000 never

@DroidDev That'd be closer to 14 and three quarters.

@Catija Nah, birthday was a while ago :P

@DroidDev forsake

@ProgramFOX you had a cake with candles? ;)

7:16 AM

@Catija but, 14 and three quarters isn't that hilarious ;)

and I am not that good at english either

@DroidDev better than most people, including people with English as native language... :P

@ShadowWizard yes for the cake, no for the candle :P

@ProgramFOX did you invite the girl you like at your b'day? eager eyes

@ProgramFOX cool, hope it was also tasty, and not just for the show :D

@FOX9000 abstain

7:17 AM

@ShadowWizard oh. That sounds good :D

@ShadowWizard sure it was :D

@Catija resolution

@FOX9000 high

@DroidDev Such question xD well, no

@DroidDev low

7:18 AM

@FOX9000 bass

@Catija perch

@ProgramFOX welcome to club bro. Hey @berserk, we found another one just like us :D

@DroidDev "like us"?

@FOX9000 bird

@ProgramFOX singles :P

7:19 AM

@DroidDev lol

@Catija fly

@ProgramFOX bite

haha

@DroidDev lunch

@Catija hungry

@DroidDev at least not floating point.... :D

7:20 AM

@DroidDev feed

@FOX9000 news

@Catija paper

@ShadowWizard headline

@ShadowWizard OMG. That sounds scary

Help! I got stuck to the iron gate,

I was about to post that with that magnet jokes.

7:21 AM

lol

And then internet went down.

HA HA HA And here I thought magnet jokes were only for Mormons.

@DroidDev Haha. Welcome to the gang.

@Catija What is a Mormon? ^^

@berserk Really?

Mormons

Mormons (/ˈmɔrmənz/) are a religious and cultural group related to Mormonism, the principal branch of the Latter Day Saint movement of Restorationist Christianity, which began with Joseph Smith in upstate New York during the 1820s. After Smith's death in 1844, the Mormons followed Brigham Young to what would become the Utah Territory. Today, most Mormons are understood to be members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). Some Mormons are also either independent or non-practicing. The center of Mormon cultural influence is in Utah, and North America has more Mormons than...

7:23 AM

@berserk but he has got some time before he tries to find someone and we are like...well...I won't say a word more

@Catija Yes, never heard.

@Catija me neither

@ShadowWizard thanks :)

the cake my son got to his b/day ^^^

7:24 AM

at first I thought you misspelled "morons" :/

@DroidDev Haha. Right.

@FOX9000 !delete!

@ShadowWizard looks huge brownie with mickey mice :P

@FOX9000 heading

Hapy b'day to him ^^

7:25 AM

@berserk lol, well essentially that's what it is :D

@ProgramFOX rendezvous

@berserk I can hear your tongue dripping all the way through internet :P

drooling on (brownie|cake)

haha, u know me well :D

@FOX9000 hit

@DroidDev bat

7:26 AM

It's a long running joke... not sure where it started

@Catija not that I understand it, but its still hilarious

ROFL

@DroidDev There are a bunch of them. I guess a bunch of people from 4chan wanted to spend their time trolling the Mormons and the punchline was about a variety of things... magnets was one of the big ones.

@FOX9000 sonar

@Catija tube

@Catija haha, ya, thats...I mean...ROFL

@FOX9000 lube

Even I didn't get that @Cat.

Ah Mormons stuff.

7:31 AM

@DroidDev smooth

@berserk Bats use sonar to fly?

@ShadowWizard legs

@berserk socks

@Catija To detect obstacles, more precisely.

@ShadowWizard trouser

7:32 AM

@berserk Yes. That's what I mean. The bats are popular here in Austin.

@FOX9000 snake

@Catija hose

batcon.org/index.php/our-work/regions/usa-canada/…

@berserk I'll ask my wife to make you such a cake too, give me your address and I'll send it to you :P

@FOX9000 run

@ShadowWizard ask his company's address instead. He's there most of the time :P

@Catija gun

7:33 AM

@Catija snake in trousers? Personal experience?! :D

@ShadowWizard #5661-A, Sector 38 West, Chandigarh, India. Make it two please. Arigato Gozaimas ^^

:P

@DroidDev fire

@FOX9000 water

@berserk yup, one for me. You are such a good friend :D

@DroidDev rivulet

7:34 AM

@ShadowWizard Trouser Snake

@DroidDev haha, NO :P

._.

@FOX9000 stream

@DroidDev jk jk :P

@Catija cascade

7:36 AM

@FOX9000 casca

No associated word found for casca.

:^(

@berserk our friendship is over right away

D:

you can start saying your prayers by next 5 minutes

I am coming to steal all of your food

7:38 AM

5 minutes. Hmm..

Thanks for the game. I'm off to bed.

Good nite :)

@Catija Nighty night :)

anyway...if you don't find @berserk around by tomorrow, assume he died of hunger

Night!

@DroidDev I am starving anyway.

Waiting for break time.

20 more minutes!!

7:43 AM

@Catija LOL, that's a good one! Knew about "one-eyed" stuff but not this one... :D

@berserk female

haha exactly

@ShadowWizard dominant

But I like low graphics one :P

@FOX9000 submissive

@ShadowWizard femdom

7:46 AM

@berserk blame Google ;)

blames google

No associated word found for femdom.

:^(

>>link submissive femdom

@berserk Link added.

bot not so pervy :D

7:47 AM

>>retry

@FOX9000 !delete!

no no, you can't

@ShadowWizard Or not being dominated :P

it's in last 10 words

@ShadowWizard sorry

@berserk BDSM

7:47 AM

How to proceed now?

better now :D

lol

@ShadowWizard bondage

@ShadowWizard 50 Shades of Grey

@berserk handcuffs

sorry @Dro but that books is lame :P

@ShadowWizard iron

7:48 AM

@FOX9000 chef

@ShadowWizard never read the book. Did you really read that?

@ShadowWizard cuisine

@berserk when you want to continue a word, you just have to use a word that hasn't been used yet :)

Oh.

@DroidDev LOL, nope! But from what I understand and especially from what I hear about the movie, it's not that vulgar at all

@FOX9000 cousin

7:50 AM

@ShadowWizard vulgar isn't the word for it actually.

haha, that that reminded me of...

@ShadowWizard eph

@DroidDev yeah, not sure what word to use either, my English skills in that area aren't so good.... D:

umm... "eph"?!

@DroidDev haha, that's probably true!! :D

@ShadowWizard well...you can say "Porny" ;)

7:52 AM

LOL

@FOX9000 atchoo

No associated word found for atchoo.

@DroidDev haha, right! this reminds me, I read about a new movie in Cannes Film Festival 2015, which is almost pure porn movie.... it was just amazing to read how it wasn't (yet?) censored

@ShadowWizard umm....the contradiction in your sentence tells that it should be interesting. Which movie are you talking about though?

@DroidDev vulture.com/2015/05/… (NSFW lanauge, no pictures though :))

7:59 AM

1 minute left!!

but I wonder if the scenes they talk about are real... these days it's easy to fake everything with technology

@ShadowWizard yup