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5:00 PM
sends rematch offer
 
lol ok
 
Now I'm not going to be stupid like that!
 
XD
start
?
 
You should start.
@berserk You haven't moved yet.
 
I can't move.
 
5:02 PM
Oh. Try a refresh then.
 
:D
umm?
I moved
wait
can u link me again?
 
oh well, let's just start over
 
lol
link?
 
5:14 PM
:D
 
@berserk Do you want to take back? as you said "oops"
 
sure lol
 
@Mooseman unkill @ASCIIThenANSI
 
@ASCIIThenANSI @ASCIIThenANSI has been unkilled. They will be able to chat again in 6-8 weeks.
 
LIES!
 
5:21 PM
6-8 nanoseconds? Would that be acceptable?
 
@Mooseman I guess it depends on perspective.
 
@ASCIIThenANSI :/
 
lol
 
@Mooseman :\
@Mooseman unicornify @ASCIIThenANSI
 
5:24 PM
It's beautiful. (And also very creepy because it's just giving me that stare)
 
@ShadowWizard @Mooseman add ponify :P
@Mooseman unicornify @ProgramFOX
 
ROFL
 
LOL
 
Do mine next! Do mine next! xD
 
5:28 PM
@Mooseman unicornify @Mooseman
 
@Mooseman unicornify @Mooseman
 
lol same pony
@Mooseman unkill @FOX9000
 
@berserk @FOX9000 has been unkilled. They will be able to chat again in 6-8 weeks.
 
5:29 PM
Lol only one message?
 
@berserk Since @ProgramFOX and I use gravatars, you'll get the same pony for @Mooseman or Mooseman.
 
@Mooseman kill @ReallyLongUsernameThatIsNotARealOne
 
> @ReallyLongUsernameThatIsNotARealOne died while writing a chat bot.
 
pony == unicorn? No :P
@Mooseman ponify @ASCIIThenANSI
No ponify? :/
 
5:31 PM
@berserk But for you and @ASCIIThenANSI you'll get different results if omitting the @ because I'm just hashing the given usernames.
@berserk lol I don't work that fast, if I even do it.
 
@Mooseman unicornify ASCIIThenANSI
 
@Mooseman unicornify @ASCIIThenANSI
 
lol I guess I fixed that bug.
nvm!
 
erm
 
5:33 PM
lol
What was taht? :P
I haven't even read that :P
So, I am not idiot :P
Oh wait....
Guess my last sentence explains that :D
@Mooseman kill @ASCIIThenANSI
 
> @ASCIIThenANSI? A monkey ripped his face off...
 
lol
@Mooseman unicornify @DroidDev
 
@berserk Unicornification is unavailable for absent or non-existent users.
 
:/
But cool ^^
 
@Mooseman pizza
 
5:35 PM
@ShadowWizard add some command like pizza
lol ASCII
 
I thought pizza still worked...
@Moosebot pizza
Strange...
 
oh, it prints pizzas right?
@Mooseman pizza
 
@berserk Yeah.
 
Moosebot is not here I guess.
@ShadowWizard where are the pizzas? :(
 
Try now
 
5:37 PM
@Mooseman pizza
 
@Mooseman pizza
 
Test
 
:/
 
lol
 
1 message moved from Tavern on the Meta
 
5:37 PM
@ProgramFOX yup, question is what would be the new message? ;)
 
@Mooseman suicide
 
@Mooseman Oh, never mind, it's coming out of my printer. Does anyone have a plate?
 
Bahaha
 
@JasonC testing your new powerz?
 
@Mooseman kill @JasonC
 
5:38 PM
> It was in the news yesterday. @JasonC spontaneously combusted.
 
@ShadowWizard All these tools!
 
@ShadowWizard Can I has RO? :)
 
@JasonC You (spontaneously combusted|lit on fire suddenly)? Then I'm free!
 
@berserk hmm? add to what?
 
to Mooseman
command
 
5:38 PM
@ShadowWizard Uhh... uhh...
@Mooseman kill @ProgramFOX
 
> @ProgramFOX was sniped whilst heading to the market.
 
lol
 
There, now I don't have to think of a new message! And what are you going to do now? :P
 
@ProgramFOX You were just trying to get some toothpaste. On the bright side, you don't have any teeth to worry about anymore.
 
5:39 PM
@berserk I forgot my Ring of Ultimate Control at the lab, sorry! :D
 
haha
@Mooseman kill @ShadowWizard
 
> @ShadowWizard has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
>:/
 
@Mooseman pizza plz
 
XD
 
5:40 PM
status-completed
 
@Mooseman 2 down, 3 to go.
@Mooseman kill @berserk
 
> @berserk died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.
 
ouch that was painful
 
@ShadowWizard pizza isn't a regex
 
Some unkill me plz.
 
5:40 PM
@ProgramFOX cry in a corner? ;)
 
@berserk I told you not to play with the taser in the racecar!
 
Achievement GET - make @ShadowWizard cry.
xP
 
@Mooseman unkill @berserk
 
@ASCIIThenANSI @berserk has been unkilled. They will be able to chat again in 6-8 weeks.
 
\o/
@Mooseman kill @ASCIIThenANSI
 
5:41 PM
> @ASCIIThenANSI was abducted by aliens.
 
\o/
 
The life of a killed person is pretty boring, actually.
 
@ShadowWizard Wondering what's that.
 
@Mooseman unkill @ProgramFOX
 
5:41 PM
@ProgramFOX @ProgramFOX has been unkilled. They will be able to chat again in 6-8 weeks.
 
lol
 
That's all I am anymore. A paid assassin.
 
@Mooseman unkill @ASCII
 
@ASCIIThenANSI @ASCII has been unkilled. They will be able to chat again in 6-8 weeks.
 
@ProgramFOX Unkilling himself, like a boss :P
@ASCIIThenANSI ^
 
5:42 PM
@Mooseman unkill @Mooseman
 
@ShadowWizard @Mooseman has been unkilled. They will be able to chat again in 6-8 weeks.
:D
 
@Mooseman What
 
@ShadowWizard Wait.. I was expecting that AI message.
 
@berserk Only for kill
 
>>alive
 
5:42 PM
@berserk @Mooseman kill @Mooseman c:<
 
me too ;)
 
eugh my bot died
 
R.I.P
 
@ASCIIThenANSI lol
Oh
 
@Mooseman kill @Mooseman
 
5:42 PM
@ASCIIThenANSI I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
:D
 
@FOX9000 yolo
 
I wonder what happens it you try Jon Skeet...
 
uh, some random HTTPError
 
well, yolo doesn't suit here :P
 
@Mooseman kill test
 
5:43 PM
> test was crushed when the TARDIS landed on their head.
 
Bot started with waiting time set to 5 seconds.
 
LOL
 
@Mooseman kill JonSkeet
 
> JonSkeet is no longer with us. They ate to the point of explosion at a feast given in their honor.
 
@Mooseman kill @berserk
 
5:43 PM
> @berserk was crushed to death by a cow that fell from the sky.
 
LOLOL
 
:P
 
@Mooseman unkill JonSkeet
 
@ASCIIThenANSI JonSkeet has been unkilled. They will be able to chat again in 6-8 weeks.
 
ouch
the cow is heavy..
 
5:44 PM
Look at it from the bright side: you have free meat for weeks!
 
I am veg :/
Ok, I have milk xD
Maybe not that bright :P
 
oh, well then replace the meat by milk and it's all fine ;)
 
Throw some chicks at me
 
@berserk Sure.
throws baby chickens at @berserk
 
@ASCIIThenANSI :/
berserk died after... NSFW stuff......
 
5:46 PM
@berserk What has been seen cannot be unseen
 
How was that removed?
 
IDK. What did you say?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI lol
 
@berserk laugh
 
@ASCIIThenANSI @Sha Only I can remove message right?
I wonder who removed my message.
 
5:48 PM
@berserk A SPY!
 
Or aliens!
 
@berserk Look at the message history; you are the message owner, you can see it even if deleted.
 
But I never deleted it.
 
well, in the history you can see who deleted it
 
@berserk You should still be able to view the history.
 
5:50 PM
perhaps you did, accidentally
 
@ASCIIThenANSI You'll never be free[!]+
 
@ASCIIThenANSI YEs, it says I deleted it.
@ProgramFOX Guess I did.
 
@JasonC O(|h) r(|ea)l(|l)y?
Wait a (second|minute)...
 
@ASCIIThenANSI Here is some (per|in)spiration: smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/…
Just wanted to shar[et] my opinion.
 
@JasonC I forgot which chat(| )room I was in for a little.
Both (chatrooms|of them) seemed to blend in to (1|one).
 
5:58 PM
Yeah me too. I was too busy laughing at lemon po[po]py seed cake.
 
O_O WHY T(EH|HE) REGEX
 
@JasonC What did I just (see|read)?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI Something (tr|m)agic.
 
@Mooseman It's a (brand-|)new challenge. Every post (|of yours)has to contain a(|t least one) reg(ex|ular expression)
Perfect for (d|tr)ouble entendres.
 
head spinning
 
5:59 PM
@Mooseman And the (reader|victim) has to choose which one you mean.
 
yeah, victim suits me
 
b(r|oo)b
 
@JasonC There should be a (place|chatroom) for this. Who wants to make it, and deal with the resulting (chaos|fun|chaos)?
 
status-working-on-it
 
@Mooseman Sounds like (horror|fun) for (the whole family|you)!
 
6:01 PM

Ridiculous Regex

We mess with people with regular expressions in the midst of i...
 
6:23 PM
 
7:02 PM
@berserk yeah, even me can't delete messages so it's only the message author or a diamond user. Since I doubt any SE employee bothered to come here and delete your self kill message, more likely it was a misclick - we don't get confirmation when clicking the delete link. :D
 
@ShadowWizard This is why it'd be better if this was on chat.se rather than chat.meta.se. I COULD DESTROY ALL jk xD
 
@Mooseman haha, here we're safe! :D
ummm..... we need @Dro powers to find latest word D:
 
7:18 PM
@ShadowWizard :p (But may I still please have RO? ;) )
 
Room Owner
 
that would be risky!
@Mooseman kick @berserk
^
 
Bot doesn't have RO features...
 
:D
@Mooseman yet... ;)
 
7:30 PM
@ShadowWizard lol EVER. The closest feature is the cv-pls listener. It will cast a 4th or 5th close vote if a privileged user posts a cv-pls for SO.
 
Anyway, nothing to do here as room owner actually except change room description and see deleted messages.... what do you need it for? :)
(I use the power also to remove stars from old WAG stats messages so they won't litter the star board, but so far never kicked anyone except my sock to test it)
 
7:45 PM
wait.. aren't you Mooseman @Sha?
@Mooseman kick @ShadowWizard
@Mooseman unicornify @ShadowWizard
 
ROFL that unicorns
 
@ShadowWizard To move bot spam to the sandbox
 
@Mooseman thing is, the Den welcome everyone without discrimination: men, women, ponies, bots, and all the rest. Even a flying whale would be welcome here. So "bot spam" is just undefined. :D
 
throws whale at @ShadowWizard
 
7:49 PM
@ShadowWizard ..unless the bot owner calls in spam :p
 
:D
dodges the whale while it's turning into a pot
 
LOL
How can someone just dodges a fucking huge whale? XD
 
@berserk I share some things with dear @Moo e.g. human, male (probably), programmer - but I fear I'm a different person :P
 
head spinning
 
wait... maybe you're me, @ber? :D
 
7:53 PM
@ShadowWizard Yes, yes, yes, and yes. xD
..or maybe everybody is @pro
 
haha, and I'm double your age
 
@Mooseman kill @berserk
 
> @berserk died while being forced to watch MLP.
 
Thanks for ending me from my miseries.
Wait.. MLP?! ._.
Don't know what else to do with life :/
 
@berserk Keep trying.. there are 23 unique
 
7:56 PM
@Mooseman kill @ShadowWizard
 
> @ShadowWizard was crushed to death by a cow that fell from the sky.
 
^ This just appeared in my chat side bar. Is everybody OK???
I rushed over here as soon as I heard the news.
 
@Mooseman you know, this reminds me of a scene from children TV show.. wonder if I'll find it online
 
@Mooseman kill @Mooseman
 
@JasonC I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
7:57 PM
Noooo!
 
@JasonC haha, thanks for your concern! I'm bit shorter due to cow, but still up and running
 
What about cow? Is she okay? :D
Or did you just ate her? D:
 
@ShadowWizard Yes lol that'd be funny
 
@Mooseman kill An innocent child
 
status-censored
 
7:58 PM
@Mooseman kill A puppy
Lol.
 
lol
 
status-censored
 
@Mooseman kill a kitty cat
 
> Poor kitty cat. They fell into an endless pit.
 
lol bot editing
 
7:59 PM
@Mooseman kill A unicorn
 
> A unicorn has been disposed of. No apologies are to be made.
 
Nice.
 

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